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The Office Season 5 - Stress Relief

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marc
marc January 31st, 2009
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Written by Paul Lieberstein and directed by Jeffrey Blitz. The episode stars Jack Black and Jessica Alba and features Cloris Leachman.

After Dwight's fire safety seminar goes awry, he must make amends to the stressed-out office. Michael tries a number of ways to get his employees to relax before discovering that he is the number one stressor at work. So that people won't feel afraid of him, he insists on a no-holds-barred roast of himself. Also, while watching a pirated movie, Andy is convinced that Jim and Pam are film gurus.
cooldude
cooldude January 31st, 2009
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WHAT!?!? AN OFFICE ON A SUNDAY!?! What's next? Pam and Jim break up? YEAH RIGHT!
hermyfan
hermyfan January 31st, 2009
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I'm SOOOOOO excited for this one. There's an amazing promo for it on nbc.com and I watched it about 4 times in a row. I care way more about this than I do about the Super Bowl. As my internet Office friend Maggie said "The Office is our main event, and the Super Bowl is our pre-game show." That is exactly right.
ILoveJimHalpert
ILoveJimHalpert January 31st, 2009
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Holy Crap, that's me! (Just felt like saying that.) This episode has better be just as amazing as all the reviews say!
hermyfan
hermyfan February 1st, 2009
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lol That just made me crack up Maggie. :-) I'm SOOOOO excited!!!! While half my little town is wearing their Steeler's jerseys, I'm wearing my team's jersey, my Rabies Awareness 2007 Fun Run t-shirt :-) lol I'm SOOOO excited!!!!!!
bigtuna
bigtuna February 1st, 2009
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haha couldn't agree more with hermyfan! can't wait for tonight!
marc
marc February 1st, 2009
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Wow this has been the best episode ever so far. Unbelievable.
kegunh
kegunh February 1st, 2009
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I'm not insightful enough to be a movie critic. But maybe I could be a food critic? 'This muffin tastes bad'. Or, an art critic, 'this painting is bad'.
Payno
Payno February 1st, 2009
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BEST EPISODE I HAVE EVER SEEN! OMG! Psh, the superbowl should have been like canceled for this particular episode of The Office. A few favortie parts of mine-Andy crying, the office roasting Michael, Michael roasting the office, and Pam and Jim's moment together. But I have one question- Did Micheal spill wax on Jim's head during the stress reliving thing with the candle? Because he really tipped that thing over, and Jim had a look of pure panic going on. Ha! BEST! I laughed, I cried. I lauged again.
cooldude
cooldude February 1st, 2009
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Agreed. Best episode ever. The opening was hilarious!
saleroo
saleroo February 2nd, 2009
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Since Jim used the copier to try to get out does that mean that they finally get to get a new one???? That was an awesome episode.
bigtuna
bigtuna February 2nd, 2009
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Haha good call saleroo.

I've got to agree with everyone here that this was the best episode ever. Really liked it, non stop laughs, and it went by so fast. They hyped it up and definitely lived up to the expectations!
hermyfan
hermyfan February 2nd, 2009
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That was totally amazing!!!! I was totally laughing hysterically for the entire first part. The JAM moment was so sweet. AWesome episode!!!! Totally worth it!

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ravenclawsalem
ravenclawsalem February 2nd, 2009
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Favorite office episode!!
junkyvanrobot
junkyvanrobot February 2nd, 2009
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Best one of this season by far - and a contender for my all-time favorite. LOVED IT.
mk893
mk893 February 2nd, 2009
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favorite all-time episode :]
marc
marc February 2nd, 2009
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I agree... I haven't put enough though into it to consider it my all-time favorite right now but man, I was laughing non-stop. The opening was ridiculously funny.
abutterflykiss99
abutterflykiss99 February 2nd, 2009
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besides that being an amazing episode....did anyone notice the short clip from next week???? KAREN IS BACK! AND SHES PREGNANT! i beleive michael said something along the lines of "i'm trying to figure out the last time you had sex with jim" ahhhH!!!!
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hermyfan
hermyfan February 2nd, 2009
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Guys..... there is a zero percent chance that it's Jim's. Someone on another Office discussion site said that they saw an engagement ring/wedding ring on Karen (though I'm not sure if that's totally reliable). I'm sure she just got married since we've last seen her. Michael's quote there was just to state what most Office fans were thinking when they saw that. Justfor laughs. JAM is totally fine.
ILoveJimHalpert
ILoveJimHalpert February 2nd, 2009
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There is no possible way it's Jim's. I don't even know what we are talking about I just automatically typed that. Where is this? And I'm watching the last JAM part for the billionth time...And crying again.
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trayy
trayy February 2nd, 2009
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best episode of the season. and probably ever. it was wayy to funny for me to even handle. Jim and Pam made me cry. it was beautiful. they really redeemed themselves with this episode.
I truly loved it.
cooldude
cooldude February 3rd, 2009
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Anyone notice that Phyllis wasn't roasted?
cooldude
cooldude February 3rd, 2009
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OH and did anyone notice that the opening was different!?
hermyfan
hermyfan February 3rd, 2009
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You mean Phyllis didn't roast him???/ Yeha I noticed. And the credits were only slightly different, they added the other characters in there and the JAM kiss from money :-).

Yeah Maggie it was on the promo for the next episode. Karen's pregnant and Michael says "Wait I'm trying to figure out the last time you and Jim had sex." There's been a lot of speculation about it. You can go to the Spolier Thread on MTT and last I checked thats all they were discussing in there.
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ILoveJimHalpert
ILoveJimHalpert February 3rd, 2009
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I would have been way more upset about the opening credits if they hadn't had the JAM money kiss instead of the old "Hot Girl" shot. Oh God, I know the episode. Crap now I have the little high pitched voices stuck in my head. Thanks, I'm heading to MTT now!
mrnovember
mrnovember February 6th, 2009
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Angela's cat going through the ceiling tiles

The episode could have ended there and I would've been more than happy
lomax
lomax May 3rd, 2010
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greatest office episode of of all time!!!!!!
franknbeens
franknbeens March 29th, 2011
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Creed's face when oscar crashes thru the roof is hilarious!! XD awesome episode!!
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ilovedwight8
ilovedwight8 July 5th, 2011
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That is my favorite cold open of all time. God, I love Dwight. Just calmly trying to talk everyone thru the crisis. I can't believe no one noticed he wasn't freaking out the way he did when Ryan started the fire with his cheesy pita.

I love The Office. So many great quotes.

"THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!!" - Andy

"He doesn't have a wallet, I already checked." - Creed

"Next week I'm planning a bomb scare that should really get the blood pumping."

And I love how Michael was trying to get on the other side during the meeting with Wallace so that he wouldn't be in trouble anymore.
Quotes from  Michael Scott  Dwight Schrute  Creed Bratton  Pam  Random Quotes from All Seasons

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