The Office Season 6 Quotes - Happy Hour
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| Darryl: | Tell me your story Heeday. |
| Heeday | [in broken English, with subtitles] In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best! |
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| Jim Halpert: | I gotta tell you this baby is amazing. She, gets me out of everything... And I--and I love her. I also love her very much. |
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| Michael Scott: | Hi I'm Date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning. [awkwardly winks] |
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| Oscar: | You know what we haven't done in a while? Happy hour... Upstairs, the warehouse, everybody just going out for a drink. |
| Darryl: | Has that ever happened?... ever? |
| Oscar: | Didn't we? I think we did. |
| Darryl: | You want me to invite Matt? |
| Oscar: | Yeah, the, uh the whole gang. Matt included. |
| Darryl: | Look just be straight with me man. You can be gay with Matt just, be straight with me. |
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| Dwight Shrute: | Angela versus Isabelle. Height, advantage Isabelle. Birthing hips, advantage Isabelle. Remaining childbearing years, advantage Isabelle. Legal obligation, advantage Angela. |
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| Dwight Shrute: | Hey monkey how you doin'? Listen can I talk to you for a second? |
| Angela: | Ok. |
| Dwight Shrute: | [sighs] You know, I've been thinking. We had a good run. We really did. But you don't need to worry about this whole contract thing anymore. |
| Angela: | It's no worry. |
| Dwight Shrute: | It's just that we both-- we want different things. You know, I want a big family... |
| Angela: | I could see enjoying that. |
| Dwight Shrute: | N--n--n--no. I want a big family. Tall. Thick. A bigg-- physically, a big family. |
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| Phyllis: | Yeah! I love going to the bars with Bob. I wear a tend to wear something low cut, get men to flirt with me... And Bob beats them up. [pause] What? |
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| Andy: | [loudly] Erin! I need you to fax this and get me a confirmation prompto. [quietly] Are you going later? |
| Erin: | Sure, if you are. |
| Andy: | Yes! |
| Erin: | [loudly] Talk to me like that again and I'll cut your face off. |
| Andy: | Whoa! |
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| [Pam sees Kevin for the first time since going on maternity leave] | |
| Pam Beesly: | Kevin! |
| Kevin: | Ahhhhhhh! [hugs Pam] |
| Pam Beesly: | Yay! How are you! |
| Kevin: | Oh I missed you so much! |
| Pam Beesly: | Aww! |
| Kevin: | Yeahhhhhh! Wahhhhhh! Wahhhhhhhhhh! [Jim and Pam walk away] Wahhhhhhhhh! |
| [cut to interview] | |
| Kevin: | Well when a new mom, hears a baby cry, her you-know-whats fill up with you-know-what? And then her shirt gets... you know. [giggles to himself] That would be funny! |
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| Dwight Shrute: | Well well well. [chuckling] If it isn't Isabelle. What's a girl like you doing in a place like this. |
| Isabelle: | A girl like me is why a guy like you comes to a place like this. |
| Dwight Shrute: | Ooh. I love repartee. |
| Isabelle: | Do you? |
| Dwight Shrute: | Usually means there's a battle scene coming. |
| [both laugh] |
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| Jim Halpert: | Do you wanna just make a run for it? |
| Pam Beesly: | Maybe. |
| [Kevin walks by and starts screaming into Pam's chest] | |
| Wahhhhhhhh! Wahhhhh! Mammyyyyy! [walks away defeated] | |
| Jim Halpert: | What is happening. |
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| Andy: | We just have to throw everyone off the scent, a little. So... follow my lead. [finds a seat next to a stranger] I don't normally do this but-- |
| Woman: | What? |
| Andy: | Just sit down next to a beautiful woman and just start talking to myself to confuse other people? |
| Erin: | [to a random man] Hey Big Boy. [rubs his leg] Do you like it when I do that? |
| Andy: | [Andy spits out his drink] What are you doing! |
| Erin: | What we said to do. |
| Andy: | We didn't say we were gonna like, start groping strangers! |
| Erin: | I was flirting with a man! |
| Andy: | Get in here. [pushed Erin into a photo booth] Where did you learn to talk like that? |
| Erin: | Movies? I donno. |
| Andy: | What movie! Black Snake Moan? |
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| Andy: | Hey Boss Man, bunch of us are going to get some drinks you in? |
| Michael Scott: | [brief pause] Ladies and gentlemen it is quitting time! |
| Andy: | I'm sorry I meant later. |
| Michael Scott: | Ok. Yes. |
| Andy: | For happy hour? |
| Michael Scott: | Sure, no, I got that. |
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| [entering a bar for happy hour] | |
| Michael Scott: | Ohh, wow. I cannot believe this is happening. It's everything I dreamed. Ohh my God! [laughing] |
| Jim Halpert: | Easy. |
| Michael Scott: | It's not a birthday, it's not a good-bye party-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh hey, Pam and I are gonna go play pool with one of her friends. And we need a fourth. |
| Michael Scott: | Sucks to be youu! |
| Jim Halpert: | [pause] Would you like to be our fourth. |
| Michael Scott: | That would be sublime. |
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| Pam's friend: | I am an ESL teacher. |
| Michael Scott: | Really? See, I didn't think you could teach that. I thought that was something you were born with. What am I thinking right now. |
| Pam's friend: | Are you thinking that I said ESP? |
| Michael Scott: | Yes. Ah I feel like an idiot. Awesome. |
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| Michael Scott: | [changing out of his trunk] Well. Apparently, Michael Scott, is on a date. And that, that my friend, [puts on a beret] changes everything. |
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| Michael Scott: | I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk. And I learn. I absorb information, from the strategies of winners. And the losers! Actually I probably learn more from the losers. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Wow, maybe we should tell her, he's not normally like this. |
| Pam Beesly: | Maybe it should come from a man? |
| Jim Halpert: | Maybe it should come from a note! With flowers. Tomorrow. |
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| [playing Whack-a-Mole] | |
| Isabelle: | You are amazing at this. How did you get so good? |
| Dwight Shrute: | Whacking moles! Jump on the head! Whack! |
| Isabelle: | Whack! |
| Dwight Shrute: | Say it with me! |
| Isabelle: | Whack! |
| Dwight Shrute: | Extend the fingers more. |
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| Michael Scott: | Hey! You embarrassed my friends in front of me and I'm gonna need you to go back over to the table and apologize. |
| Manager: | Then I am sorry... That I didn't kick you out! |
| Michael Scott: | I am here with my employees. I am here on a date. [waving across the bar] Hello! |
| Manager: | Well, uh, I'm the manager here, sir-- |
| Michael Scott: | Well it just so happens that I'm a manager too. And the way I manage people is that I touch their hearts. And souls, with humor, with love. And maybe a dash of razzle dazzle! And I don't see that from you. |
| Manager: | Is that how you do it? |
| Michael Scott: | Yes it is. I am writing a book about it. |
| Manager: | Really, how much have you written. |
| Michael Scott: | I've written all of it. [pause] In my head. If you're really interested, it is called Somehow I Manage, and it is going to be a picture of me on the cover, shrugging, with my sleeves rolled up. |
| Manager: | Huh. Have you read Lee Iacocca's? It's a classic. |
| Michael Scott: | Read it? Own it! But no, I have not read it. |
| Manager: | Dude! Tonight. You're not gonna wanna put it down, it's gonna make you wanna go out and buy a Chrysler tomorrow. |
| Michael Scott: | I own a Chrysler. |
| Manager: | Shut up. |
| Michael Scott: | No you shut up. |
| Manager: | What's your drink? |
| Michael Scott: | Grenadine... |
| Manager: | What? |
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| [after Michael returns to the bar] | |
| Jim Halpert: | Everything ok? |
| Pam Halpert: | Why are you wearing a hat now? |
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| Darryl: | Hey man. Put together a pretty fun night for everybody. Saw you talking to Heeday. Did you hear that dude's life story? It's, amazing, right? |
| Oscar: | I couldn't understand a word he said. |
| Darryl: | Let me tell you something Oscar. Matt's an OK dude, but he's a dummy. You guys got nothing in common. |
| Oscar: | You're right. I should count myself lucky. |
| Matt: | Hey what's up? |
| Oscar: | There he is! H-h-h-hey! |
| Matt: | Anyone up for some hoops? |
| Oscar: | Sure! Hoops! |
| Matt: | Let's do it! |
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| Darryl: | [chatting at a bar] So, the guy shows me the deck he's built. And I'm like I'll call this a deck if it'll make you happy but this is just a porch without a roof. |
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| [in front of the arcade game] | |
| Andy: | Wow. Can you imagine what people would say if they saw us dancing together. |
| Erin: | Oh I know. |
| Andy: | They'd be like, "What's up with those twoo!" |
| Erin: | "Hey guys get a bedroom already!" |
| Andy: | "Did we miss the wedding!" |
| [Erin laughs] | |
| Andy: | Um I got it! I'll do this, and you play the racing game and then we'll switch. |
| Erin: | [pause] Yes. Ok. Yeah that's smart. |
| Andy: | No drama, ok. |
