The Office Season 1 Quotes - Diversity Day

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Michael Scott: [to Oscar] Let me ask you, is there a term besides 'Mexican' that you prefer? Something less offensive?
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Pam Beesly: If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally not true and I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.
Dwight Schrute: Oh man! Am I a woman?
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Toby: We're not all gonna sit in a circle Indian style, are we?
Michael Scott: Get out. No this is not a joke. It was offensive and lame, so double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.
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Michael Scott: Abraham Lincoln once said that 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North" and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.
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Michael Scott: ...some burritos or some colored greens or some pad thai.
Stanley: It's collard greens.
Michael Scott: What?
Stanley: It's collard greens.
Michael Scott: That doesn't make sense. You don't call them 'collard people'... that's offensive.
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Michael Scott: [referring to race role-playing exercise] You'll notice, I didn't have anybody being Arab. I thought that would be too explosive, uh, no pun intended. But I just thought, 'too soon' for Arabs, maybe next year. You know, the ball's in their court.
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Kevin: Do you want to go to the beach?
Angela: Maybe.
Kevin: Do you want to get high?
Angela: No.
Kevin: I think you do, mon.
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Michael Scott: I'm also part Native American Indian.
Oscar: What part Native American?
Michael Scott: Two-fifteenths.
Oscar: That fraction doesn't make any sense.
Michael Scott: Well you know its kind of hard for me to talk about... there's suffering.
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Dwight Schrute: A hero kills people. People that wish him harm. A hero is part human, part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma or out of a disaster and must be avenged.
Mr. Brown: You're thinking of a superhero.
Dwight Schrute: We all have a hero in our heart.
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Dwight Schrute: Shalom. I would like to apply for a loan.
Pam Beesly: That's nice, Dwight.
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Mr. Brown: Mr. Brown.
Michael Scott: Oh! Okay first test, I will not call you that.
Mr. Brown: Well it's my name, it's not a test.
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Michael Scott: Incest is bad; racism is bad. ...the more we can encourage interracial dating as a society, the further away we get from incest. Literally.
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Jim Halpert: Listen. We need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is there for trying to get us kicked off.
Dwight Schrute: God... damn it! Why us?
Jim Halpert: Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong.
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Michael Scott: [reading pledge] In this way I can truly be a hero... signed 'Daffy Duck'. [laughing] He's gonna lose it when he reads that.
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Michael Scott: Why don't we go around, and everybody... everybody say a race that you are attracted to sexually. I will go last. Go.
Dwight Schrute: I have two: White and Indian.
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Pam Beesly: ...I like your food.
Dwight Schrute: Uh... Outback Steakhouse! I'm Australian mate!
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Michael Scott: Feel what it's like to be in someone else's skin. What does it feel like to be a different race? It feels pretty bad, doesn't it?
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Dwight Schrute: Can we steer away from gay people? I'm sorry it's an orientation not a race. Plus, a lot of other races are intolerant of gays, so paradox...
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Michael Scott: Olympics of suffering right here! Slavery versus the Holocaust, c'mon!
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