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The Office Season 1 - Diversity Day
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| Michael Scott: | [to Oscar] Let me ask you, is there a term besides 'Mexican' that you prefer? Something less offensive? |
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| Toby: | We're not all gonna sit in a circle Indian style, are we? |
| Michael Scott: | Get out. No this is not a joke. It was offensive and lame, so double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. |
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| Pam Beesly: | If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally not true and I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Oh man! Am I a woman? |
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| Michael Scott: | ...some burritos or some colored greens or some pad thai. |
| Stanley: | It's collard greens. |
| Michael Scott: | What? |
| Stanley: | It's collard greens. |
| Michael Scott: | That doesn't make sense. You don't call them 'collard people'... that's offensive. |
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| Michael Scott: | Abraham Lincoln once said that 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North' and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | A hero kills people. People that wish him harm. A hero is part human, part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma or out of a disaster and must be avenged. |
| Mr. Brown: | You're thinking of a superhero. |
| Dwight Schrute: | We all have a hero in our heart. |
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| Kevin: | Do you want to go to the beach? |
| Angela: | Maybe. |
| Kevin: | Do you want to get high? |
| Angela: | No. |
| Kevin: | I think you do, mon. |
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| Michael Scott: | [referring to race role-playing exercise] You'll notice, I didn't have anybody being Arab. I thought that would be too explosive, uh, no pun intended. But I just thought, 'too soon' for Arabs, maybe next year. You know, the ball's in their court. |
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| Michael Scott: | I'm also part Native American Indian. |
| Oscar: | What part Native American? |
| Michael Scott: | Two-fifteenths. |
| Oscar: | That fraction doesn't make any sense. |
| Michael Scott: | Well you know its kind of hard for me to talk about... there's suffering. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Shalom. I would like to apply for a loan. |
| Pam Beesly: | That's nice, Dwight. |
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| Mr. Brown: | Mr. Brown. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh! Okay first test, I will not call you that. |
| Mr. Brown: | Well it's my name, it's not a test. |
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| Pam Beesly: | ...I like your food. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Uh... Outback Steakhouse! I'm Australian mate! |
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| Michael Scott: | Incest is bad; racism is bad. ...the more we can encourage interracial dating as a society, the further away we get from incest. Literally. |
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| Michael Scott: | Feel what it's like to be in someone else's skin. What does it feel like to be a different race? It feels pretty bad, doesn't it? |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Can we steer away from gay people? I'm sorry it's an orientation not a race. Plus, a lot of other races are intolerant of gays, so paradox... |
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| Michael Scott: | [reading pledge] In this way I can truly be a hero... signed 'Daffy Duck'. [laughing] He's gonna lose it when he reads that. |
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| Michael Scott: | Why don't we go around, and everybody... everybody say a race that you are attracted to sexually. I will go last. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I have two: White and Indian. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Listen. We need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is there for trying to get us kicked off. |
| Dwight Schrute: | God... damn it! Why us? |
| Jim Halpert: | Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong. |
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