Jim Halpert Quotes From The Office
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| Pam Beesly: | Oh, also, Michael went to Jamaica with Jan. |
| Jim Halpert: | Yeah, how have we not talked about this already? I mean what happened there? Kidnapping? |
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| Ryan Howard: | Hey. You're looking for me? |
| Pam Halpert: | Oh, yeah, we were. We were just looking to say hi. So hey. |
| Ryan Howard: | No you weren't. |
| Pam Beesly: | No we weren't. |
| Ryan Howard: | You wanted to have sex in my office. |
| Pam Halpert: | No. |
| Jim Halpert: | Definitely not. That's disgusting. |
| Ryan Howard: | No. It's... it's cool. Just try to put everything back were you found it. Text me when you're finished. I'll be out here. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Charles is having Kevin cover the phones for a while. How do I say this diplomatically... I think Kevin is doing exactly as well as anyone might have expected someone like him to preform in a position like that. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Ok, ok, we are not going the hospital, we are waiting until midnight. |
| Pam Beesly: | Oooh. Spooky. But why? |
| Jim Halpert: | Because, the insurance company only covers two nights. |
| Pam Beesly: | Everything's fine. We've got plenty of time. |
| IT Guy: | Well, you don't wanna wait too long Pam. Otherwise the baby's going to come a teenager in there and uh you'll be up all night. From, the rock music. |
| Michael Scott: | Shut up, Nick! God. Weird thing to say. Weird IT Nerd. Don't get revenge on me nerd. |
| [give an innocent scoff and looks for support] | |
| Angela: | What are you looking at? |
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| Pam Beesly: | Uh oh! Somebody's hitting off with the new boss! |
| Jim Halpert: | They don't ever talk about careers that were MADE because of unplanned pregnancies. |
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| Pam Halpert: | OK, heart-shaped jewellery is not something a woman buys for herself. A man definitely bought it for her recently. And it wasn't Michael. |
| Jim Halpert: | Wait, sorry. You like heart-shaped jewellery though, right? |
| Pam Halpert: | No. [casually turns back to camera] Except for the pendant, that you bought me! Which I love! |
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| Jim Halpert: | So, how do you guys know each other? |
| Dwight's Babysitter: | I was his babysitter. |
| Pam Beesly: | And now you guys are, dating? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Purely carnal. That's all you need to know. |
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| Jim Halpert: | I think it's great that the company's making a commercial. Because, not many people have heard of us. I mean when I tell people I work at Dunder Mifflin, they think that we sell mufflers. Or muffins. Or... mittens. And frankly all those sound better than paper so, I let it slide. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | [choosing a team name] We will be called Gryffindor! |
| Jim Halpert: | Really? Not Slytherin? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim. |
| Jim Halpert: | I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort. |
| Dwight Schrute: | He-who-must-not-be-named? I wouldn't do that. |
| Jim Halpert: | [along with Karen and Kevin start chanting] Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort! |
| Dwight Schrute: | Okay, seriously, you really shouldn't be saying that! |
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| Jim Halpert: | Today, I am meeting a potential client on the golf course because, Ryan put me on probation. You remember Ryan he was the temp here. Yeah. And, uh, it is not a good time for me to lose my job. Since I have some pretty big long term plans in my personal life with Pam that I'd like her parents to be psyched about. So, I am about to do something very bold in this job that I've never done before: Try. |
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| Phyllis: | Where's your place? |
| Jim Halpert: | [awkwardly] Oh, it's on, uh, Lyndon Ave.? By the quarry? |
| Phyllis: | [disappointingly] Oh. |
| Creed: | Cool beans man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there! |
| Jim Halpert: | Definitely we should. |
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| Michael Scott: | That is vodka and I mixed it with orange juice. I call it an orange-vod-juice-ka. |
| Jim Halpert: | [takes a sip] Wow that is delicious. I can't believe no one's thought of that before. |
| Michael Scott: | I know! |