Jim Halpert Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beasley: So I closed the door, but the image of his...
Jim Halpert: Baguette?
Pam Beasley: ...dangling participle...
Jim Halpert: Eww...
Pam Beasley: ...still... burned... in my eyes...
Jim Halpert: I can imagine...
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Andy Bernard There's a trivia contest at a bar in Philadelphia.
Jim Halpert Stop right there! I love it.
Darryl I'm in.
Andy Bernard Let me tell you what it is.
Darryl It's trivia.
Jim Halpert In Philadelphia.
Andy Bernard But here's the best part: The prize is $1000! And if we win, we can use that money to buy paper here, close the gap on our 8% profit increase.
Jim Halpert Great idea.
Darry That's a great plan.
Andy Bernard I'm so psyched you guys are into it! I was like, "This sounds really stupid!"
Darryl You just made a good idea a great idea.
Andy Bernard There is one problem with this plan. We'd have to leave work right now to do this.
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Jim Halpert: Can we not?
Michael Scott: No, yes we have to, know why? Because I don't like to be cooped up in that office, in that box, all day long. Heisman!
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Jim Halpert: Oh so Dwight gave me this wooden mallard as a gift. I found a recording device in it. Yes. So. I think if I play it just right, I can get Dwight to live out the plot of National Treasure.
Pam Beesly: You need to be more upset about this. She's your mother too now. Your mother is sleeping with Michael Scott.
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Jim Halpert: That's not advice. What advice sounds like is, 'don't ever bring your purple belt to work, because someone might steal it.' [holds up Dwight's purprle belt]
Dwight Schrute: Okay give that back to me.
Jim Halpert: Say please.
Dwight Schrute: No. That is not a toy.
Jim Halpert: Please?
Dwight Schrute: Please.
Jim Halpert: Good. And it absolutely is a toy. Arigato.
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Dwight Schrute [to camera. dressed as Pam, plays over shots of him in wigs] Yes, I have a wig for every single person in the office. You never know when you're going to need to bear a passing resmeblance to someone.
Jim Halpert [to camera] I just want it to stop.
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Oscar: We should all make sure to give him a big tip this Christmas.
Toby: Sorry guys but I don't think I tipped him for last year's.
Angela: No neither did I.
Phyllis: Jim was supposed to collect it.
Jim Halpert: [long awkward pause] Yep.
Kevin: Way to go man.
Kelly: Now he's never gonna come.
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Michael Scott: Hey it's 12:20. Where the hell's Dwight?
Jim Halpert: Ummm... no idea.
Michael Scott: "Never missed a day", my ass.
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Jim Halpert: Yep. I used to play soccer in school. From second to forth grade. I was on the orange team.
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I.T. Guy: What was the exact offer?
Pam Beesly: It was for a... video.
I.T. Guy: Yeah, what kind of video?
Pam Beesly: A celebrity sex-tape.
Jim Halpert: Really? What kind of celebrity?
Pam Beesly: Not relevant.
Jim Halpert: How much you pay for it?
Pam Beesly: Not relevant.
Jim Halpert: You paid for it!?
Pam Beesly: It all happened too fast!
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Michael Scott: What's the group, that were from Scranton and made it big? Was that U2?
Jim Halpert: Yes.
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Pam Beesly I think we're good friends. Remember your concussion?
Dwight Schrute I do, but you married my worst enemy.
Pam Beesly I know...
Jim Halpert Well, I think "enemy" is a strong word, because I think we have a really charming back and forth.
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