Jim Halpert Quotes From The Office

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Jim Halpert: Beer me five.
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Pam Beesly: (whispering) Oh my God! Wrong baby!
Jim Halpert: (Whispering) What?
Pam Beesly: Wrong baby! This is not our baby!
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Kevin: [to Meredith] Fire girl! ... too soon.
Jim Halpert: Yeah.
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Michael Scott: What's the group, that were from Scranton and made it big? Was that U2?
Jim Halpert: Yes.
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Jim Halpert: So, if you touch a peanut, you don't die or go into shock or anything?
Deangelo: No, Jim. Not everything is life and death. I want to be comfortable.
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Pam Beesly: Can we take a look at the suite now?
Employee: Oh I'm sorry, somebody just checked in.
Pam Beesly: Oh is there another wedding at the hotel this weekend?
Employee: Oh no, just an individual. That man there. [points to Andy]
Andy: Hey! I got the room the night before you guys. I'll break in the bed!
Jim Halpert: I don't like that.
Pam Beesly: I'm gonna need the name and cell phone number of the housekeeper responsible for changing the sheets, please.
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Andy: Tuna! Sup, Tuna. Gonna have some tuna for dinner? [to Pam] I bet you're sick of Tuna, right? Probably have Tuna every night. Tuna!
Jim Halpert: Alright.
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Jim Halpert: You know what? Here's the deal, Kelly. It would be really nice if he was into you, right? It would be great. But he isn't.
Kelly: Yeah, but it would be so great if he was.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, but he's not, though. So you just gotta suck it up. You just gotta move on. Try to have some fun. Come to my poker game tonight.
Kelly: Okay cool. [pause] Is it okay if I invite Ryan?
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Jim Halpert: I thought it was called 'Nasty Christmas.'
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Michael Scott: I'm like Superman and the people who work here are like the citizens of Gotham City.
Jim and Dwight: That's Batman.
Michael Scott: Okay, fine, I'll be Aquaman. Where does he live?
Jim Halpert: The ocean.
Michael Scott: I work with a bunch of nerds!
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Dwight Schrute: You know what, immitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you. [Jim places bobblehead on desk] Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim Halpert: Michael!
Dwight Schrute: Oh that's funny. Michael!
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[Jim has Pam on the phone through his bluetooth device in his ear]
Michael Scott: Jimbo, let's do this thaang.
Jim Halpert: That is me. Wish me luck.
Dwight Schrute: No way.
Pam Beesly: [in Jim's ear] Good luck.
Jim Halpert: Thanks.
Dwight Schrute: I didn't say anything.
Pam Beesly: [in Jim's ear] I love you.
Jim Halpert: I love you too.
Dwight Schrute: What do you think I am saying to you!?
Jim Halpert: I'm not talking to you.
Dwight Schrute: [cut to talking head] I've caught Jim talking to himself several times today. What a loser. [to camera] Get a friend, loser.
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