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Jim Halpert: [quickly] I walked in on someone in the bathroom.
Pam Beesly: What?
Jim Halpert: I just walked in on someone in the bathroom.
Pam Beesly: Who?
Jim Halpert: I donno.
Pam Beesly: The--
Jim Halpert: I donno.
Pam Beesly: The guy we're meeting with?
Jim Halpert: I donno. I donno.
[Jim pulls Pam away]
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Andy: You can't let a girl feel good about herself. It will backfire on you. Every compliment has to be backhanded. Oh I like your dress, but I'd like it better if you had prettier hair.
Pam Beesly: That's psychotic. [pause] Do guys actually do that?
Jim Halpert: Well guys with girlfriends don't.
Andy: That's low, Tuna.
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Michael Scott: And then, I think I am going to go to the garlic festival.
Jim Halpert: Wow.
Michael Scott: Sounds like fun. You guys would love it. They have a TCBY booth! Same stuff you get downtown. Do you like TCBY?
Jim Halpert: Who doesn't?
Michael Scott: "I can't believe it's... I can't believe it's yogurt."
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Jim Halpert: Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. Look man I don't know what happening to you lately but you know what? I really don't care because you're trying to get rid of me and I bet you think I don't care enough about this job to actually fight back but you're wrong because I do and I will. So you can keep trying to push me out of this place but guess what. I'm not going anywhere.
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Michael Scott: [talking loudly on his cell phone] Uh huh, well if he doesn't like it, he can tell that SOB that he is fired. Sorry I'm going into a meeting right now. I love you too. Bye.
Jim Halpert: Who was that?
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Pam Halpert: Michael, she's perfect for you.
Oscar: She's the one.
Jim Halpert: She's amazing. This is very exciting.
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Roy: Hey, Jimmy, what do you think about the purse girl?
Jim Halpert: Cute, sure, yeah.
Roy: Why don't you get on that?
Jim Halpert: She's not really my type.
Roy: What are you, gay?
Jim Halpert: Mmm. I don't think so. No.
Kevin: Well what is your type?
Jim Halpert: Moms, primarily. Yep, soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms, any type of mom really.
Roy: That's disgusting.
Kevin: Stay away from my mom.
Jim Halpert: Too late, Kev.
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Jim Halpert: So if you can believe it, I did it without a Realtor. So saving on closing costs is good. And, uh, we can put all the money to de-shag the carpet. [clears throat] Which I think will help... with the color situation. [joins Pam looking at the creepy clown art] Yeah. I am really sorry about this. I tried to move it but, she is really nailed in there. Worried about art theft I guess. A lot of art thieves in this neighborhood. [Pam moves onto another bedroom] This is the master bedroom, but [closes door] I'm not actually allowed in here, so.
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Ryan: [referring to Kelly] What did she say?
Jim Halpert: She said lots of things.
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Michael Scott: She's dead? But she's so young.
Dwight Schrute: She was so young and now she is dead. As dead as every dead animal that has ever died.
Michael Scott: Oh my God.
Dwight Schrute: Why don't you sit down Michael. [helps Michael into his chair] There we go.
Jim Halpert: Michael you didn't even know her.
Michael Scott: Try not to be so hurtful, Jim. Please, not at a time like this.
[Jim looks over at Pam who is shaking her head]
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Jim Halpert: So you're not doing it.
Pam Beesly: How did you know?
Jim Halpert: Why not?
Pam Beesly: Just, like, no big reason. Just a bunch of little reasons. Roy's right there's no guarantee it's going to lead to anything anyway.
Jim Halpert: Roy said that.
Pam Beesly: What. You have something you wanna say?
Jim Halpert: You gotta take a chance on something sometime Pam. I mean do you wanna be a receptionist here always?
Pam Beesly: Oh excuse me! I'm fine with my choices!
Jim Halpert: You are?
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
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Pam Beesly: It's getting kind of rowdy down there.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, 'Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!'
Pam Beesly: Sometimes I just don't get Roy... I mean I donno... so... what's it like dating a cheerleader?
Jim Halpert: Well... um.
[awkward silence]
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