Jim Halpert Quotes From The Office

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Jim Halpert: [After exiting a storage closet with Pam] We took a walk...
Pam Beesly: We took a walk.
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[Dwight's immitating Jim]
Dwight Schrute: I'm Jim Halpert.
Jim Halpert: Spot on.
Dwight Schrute: Yuhh, little comment, mmmh.
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Dwight Schrute [to camera. dressed as Pam, plays over shots of him in wigs] Yes, I have a wig for every single person in the office. You never know when you're going to need to bear a passing resmeblance to someone.
Jim Halpert [to camera] I just want it to stop.
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Michael Scott: [on his cellphone] No, I'll talk to her. No, nobody talks to my baby that way. Yeah I'll let you know how it goes. Alright. Bye, Pickle. [hangs up and walks into the conference room] Pamela Morgan Beesly you need to apologize to your mother right now.
Angela: I'm sorry, I was told I have the floor.
Oscar: Whoa hold on, hold on. What's going on?
Jim Halpert: Nothing! Nothing at all. "It's all goood."
Pam Beesly: I'm not apologizing to anyone. Michael owes ME an apology.
Michael Scott: For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover?
Pam Beesly: Don't call my mother your lover!
Kevin: Yes! That's what I'm talking about.
Andy: That is not ok dude!
Michael Scott: Ok, in my defence--
Phyllis: Disgusting.
Creed: That's messed up man.
Pam Beesly: Yes. Thank you. Welcome to my personal hell!
Oscar: You have no sense of boundaries, Michael.
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Andy: Who you supposed to be?
Jim Halpert: [points to "My Name Is..." badge] Dave.
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Ryan: I want an outsider.
Jim Halpert: Perfect. There are several outside candidates that we think would be really...
Ryan: No, I mean an ousider. Like someone on the margins of society. Who doesn't see things like we do. Like a homeless person.
Pam Beesly: A homeless person. Really? A homeless person.
Ryan: No, you're right, Pam. Let's just leave them to the welfare system. Let that handle it.
Pam Beesly: No, I want you to say that you think the best person to be or new manager is a homeless person.
Ryan: Let me guess who you want Pam. Rachael Ray, the ladies of The View.
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Oscar: So, Pam told me you do a great Stanley impression. I'd love to hear it.
Jim Halpert: Oh, um. [imitating Stanley] Why do you keep CC'ing me on things that have nothing to do with me?
Stanley: [coming out of the bathroom] Is that supposed to be me?
Jim Halpert: Oh, hey Stanley. I was just doing an impression.
Stanley: I do not think that is funny.
Pam Beasley: He does everyone in the office.
[Stanley leaves]
Jim and Pam: [both imitating Stanley] I do not think that is funny.
Pam Beasley: Jinx, buy me a Coke.
Jim Halpert: Oh--
Pam Beasley: No no no. No talking.
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Jim Halpert: So as it turns out, unless you're a young child or a prison inmate, you don't need anyone supervising you. People just come in and do their work on their schedule. Imagine that. People like us allowed to sell paper. Unsupervised. And yet, somehow it works. It must be because the stakes are so high.
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Karen: I'm calling a supermarket in Montreal.
Jim Halpert: Nice!
Karen: [on phone] Bonjour. Je cherche des chips de la marque Herr's. Non? Ah... aw, merci quand meme. Au revoir. [hangs up phone] Nope.
Jim Halpert: Sounded good.
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Pam Beesly: Kelly's trash talking me because Darryl's beating you.
Jim Halpert: What? Seriously? What's she saying.
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Pam Beesly: The Beets Motel.
Jim Halpert: The Beets Motel. That is- Wow.
Pam Beesly: Thank you.
Jim Halpert: Borscht Hotel.
Pam Beesly: The Embassy Beets. Radish Inn!
Jim Halpert: How are you doing this?
Pam Beesly: I donno!
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Oscar: We should all make sure to give him a big tip this Christmas.
Toby: Sorry guys but I don't think I tipped him for last year's.
Angela: No neither did I.
Phyllis: Jim was supposed to collect it.
Jim Halpert: [long awkward pause] Yep.
Kevin: Way to go man.
Kelly: Now he's never gonna come.
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