Jim Halpert Quotes From The Office

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Jim Halpert: So, as it turns out, I may not have done so hot on my customer reviews this year.
Pam Beesly: Maybe it's because you spent the whole year flirting with the receptionist.
Jim Halpert: Little bit. Worth it.
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Jim Halpert: Pam comes back from New York next week. And everyone here has just been so excited for me. And involved. And intrusive. And weird.
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Pam Halpert If he comes out distract him.
Kevin We need a warning signal.
Jim Halpert We don't need a warning signal Kevin we can see him right there.
Kevin We do!
Jim Halpert I promise you we don't need a warning--
Kevin WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
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Pam Beesly Does anyone want to know where I've been for the last two hours?
Jim Halpert Oh my God, I've been playing Zombie Soccer for two hours?
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Jim Halpert: Listen. We need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is there for trying to get us kicked off.
Dwight Schrute: God... damn it! Why us?
Jim Halpert: Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong.
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Jim Halpert: If you were a real star you'd put your face in it.
Michael Scott: I love it more!
Oscar: But that doesn't seem.. safe.
Michael Scott: [to camera] IIII love it!
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Pam Beasley: [to Jim] Are you pushing me off the phone?!?
Jim Halpert: No, let's talk for a long time!
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Pam Beesly: Michael and Jan definitely made out--
Jim Halpert: Ohhhhhhhh.
Pam Beesly: Maybe more...
Jim Halpert: Ahhhhh.
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Gabe: I am prepared to conclude the investigation.
Andy: And?
Gabe: You did it.
Andy: Whhat? Based on what?
Gabe: [matter-of-factly] Uhh, just all the evidence. And, it really seems like it was you. [to the office] Can we all agree to say it was Andy for now, and sit with it, see how it feels.
[agreement from the office]
Jim Halpert: Guys I think that seems a little unfair. I mean I feel like we don't definitely know it was Andy.
Andy: Yeah! You know, for all we know it could've been... Jim!
Jim Halpert: Really?
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Andy I gotta say, it kinda seems like the left side is the side to be on. Me, Jim, Dwight, Darryl. No offense Pam.
Jim Halpert I don't think that's it..
Pam Halpert Excuse me?
Dwight Schrute Shh--Pam come on don't be such a right-sider.
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Michael Scott: There he is, there's the traitor. Traitor! Come here you. Come here. [hugs Jim] Aaagh! The prod-the prodigal...
Jim Halpert: What?
Michael Scott: ...my son returns...
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Dwight Schrute: Now then, do you have any special needs or dietary restrictions?
Jim Halpert: Yes, we will be requiring a bedtime story.
Dwight Schrute: No.
Jim Halpert: Not even Harry Potter?
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