Jim Halpert Quotes From The Office

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Robert California Jim your daughter Cecilia, what does she think of the Street?
Jim Halpert Uh... the street?
Robert California Sesame Street.
Jim Halpert Oh! I didn't know anybody called it--she likes it a lot. She loves Elmo.
Robert California Elmo. God save us... the Elmo era. Sesame Street was created to reflect the environment of the children watching it. The complete self-absorption of Elmo is brilliantly reflective of our time. Our's is a cultural ghetto. Wouldn't you agree?
Jim Halpert Yeah... she does like Elmo.
Oscar Cultural ghetto... Totally agree.
Phyllis Completely.
Darryl Apt. Apt analysis, Robert.
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Michael Scott: Waaaaazzuuuuupppp!!!
Jim Halpert: Waazuup. I still love that, after seven years.
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Jim Halpert: I think today was a good day to have two managers. 'Cause if you're a family stuck on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, one parent might want to just keep rowing. But if the other parent wants to play a game, it's not because they're crazy. It's because they're doing it for the kids. And I get that now.
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Michael Scott: Right here, we have the wonder twins, Jim and Pam Halpert. They will be assisting you today.
Donna: You look exactly alike!
Pam Halpert: Oh, no! We're actually married, we're not brother and sister.
Donna: I have a sense about these things.
Jim Halpert: Alright!
Donna: You have some ancestors in common... somewhere back!
Angela: I knew it! You should see their baby.
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Jim Halpert: So what'd he say? Was it my fault?
Pam Beesly: Yeah. He said that you told him how much you love me. About how you feel when I walk in a room. And about, how you've never doubted for a second that I'm the woman you wanna spend the rest of your life with. I guess he had never felt that with my mom even at their best.
Jim Halpert: You okay?
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
[they hug]
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Jim Halpert: Yep. Phyllis called me Michael. And I will always and forever be haunted by that fact.
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Michael Scott: I'm like Superman and the people who work here are like the citizens of Gotham City.
Jim and Dwight: That's Batman.
Michael Scott: Okay, fine, I'll be Aquaman. Where does he live?
Jim Halpert: The ocean.
Michael Scott: I work with a bunch of nerds!
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Michael Scott: I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever.
Jim Halpert: Totally reasonable.
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Michael Scott: ... [Michael stands with his feet on both sides of Pam's head as she is laying down] Now, up ahead, a castle is in the distance.
Jim Halpert: [Jim sees the way Michael is standing over Pam] Don't open your eyes.
Pam Beesly: What? [Pam opens her eyes] Oh.
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Meredith: Hey! There he is.
Jim Halpert: Hey Meredith. How you feeling?
Meredith: I never thanked you for coming to the hospital.
Jim Halpert: Oh please, it was my pleasure- well we all came, so.
Meredith: I really appreciate you coming... I'm singling you ouuuut.
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Michael Scott: Hey Jim, I thought that we would be desk buddies while they changed my carpet.
Jim Halpert: That might be a little difficult with the one computer.
Michael Scott: Uh, doesn't...
Jim Halpert: There's definitely a desk open in the back.
Michael Scott: Yeah.
Jim Halpert: Which I guess I'll be taking.
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Dwight Schrute: [Reading Jim's note] Will you be my valentine? No.
Jim Halpert: Aw nuts.
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