Jim Halpert Quotes From The Office
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| Jim Halpert: | So, as it turns out, I may not have done so hot on my customer reviews this year. |
| Pam Beesly: | Maybe it's because you spent the whole year flirting with the receptionist. |
| Jim Halpert: | Little bit. Worth it. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Pam comes back from New York next week. And everyone here has just been so excited for me. And involved. And intrusive. And weird. |
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| Pam Halpert | If he comes out distract him. |
| Kevin | We need a warning signal. |
| Jim Halpert | We don't need a warning signal Kevin we can see him right there. |
| Kevin | We do! |
| Jim Halpert | I promise you we don't need a warning-- |
| Kevin | WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! |
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| Pam Beesly | Does anyone want to know where I've been for the last two hours? |
| Jim Halpert | Oh my God, I've been playing Zombie Soccer for two hours? |
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| Jim Halpert: | Listen. We need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is there for trying to get us kicked off. |
| Dwight Schrute: | God... damn it! Why us? |
| Jim Halpert: | Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong. |
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| Jim Halpert: | If you were a real star you'd put your face in it. |
| Michael Scott: | I love it more! |
| Oscar: | But that doesn't seem.. safe. |
| Michael Scott: | [to camera] IIII love it! |
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| Pam Beasley: | [to Jim] Are you pushing me off the phone?!? |
| Jim Halpert: | No, let's talk for a long time! |
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| Pam Beesly: | Michael and Jan definitely made out-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Ohhhhhhhh. |
| Pam Beesly: | Maybe more... |
| Jim Halpert: | Ahhhhh. |
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| Gabe: | I am prepared to conclude the investigation. |
| Andy: | And? |
| Gabe: | You did it. |
| Andy: | Whhat? Based on what? |
| Gabe: | [matter-of-factly] Uhh, just all the evidence. And, it really seems like it was you. [to the office] Can we all agree to say it was Andy for now, and sit with it, see how it feels. |
| [agreement from the office] | |
| Jim Halpert: | Guys I think that seems a little unfair. I mean I feel like we don't definitely know it was Andy. |
| Andy: | Yeah! You know, for all we know it could've been... Jim! |
| Jim Halpert: | Really? |
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| Andy | I gotta say, it kinda seems like the left side is the side to be on. Me, Jim, Dwight, Darryl. No offense Pam. |
| Jim Halpert | I don't think that's it.. |
| Pam Halpert | Excuse me? |
| Dwight Schrute | Shh--Pam come on don't be such a right-sider. |
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| Michael Scott: | There he is, there's the traitor. Traitor! Come here you. Come here. [hugs Jim] Aaagh! The prod-the prodigal... |
| Jim Halpert: | What? |
| Michael Scott: | ...my son returns... |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Now then, do you have any special needs or dietary restrictions? |
| Jim Halpert: | Yes, we will be requiring a bedtime story. |
| Dwight Schrute: | No. |
| Jim Halpert: | Not even Harry Potter? |