Jim Halpert Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: Does anyone have any idea what the number one cause of death is in this country.
Dwight Schrute: Shotgun weddings.
Jim Halpert: That's not what that is.
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Michael Scott: What's the group, that were from Scranton and made it big? Was that U2?
Jim Halpert: Yes.
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Pam Beesly: [placing a coke can in front of Jim] Here. [Jim looks confused] Just buy it from me. I haven't talked to you in hours and it's been weird and I really want to know what the hell's going on with Dwight. [Pam scoots the coke can towards Jim. Jim pulls out his wallet and hands Pam a dollar. He gives the coke back to Pam]
Jim Halpert: Hi.
Pam Beesly: Hey.
Jim Halpert: How much time do you have left on your break?
Pam Beesly: Ten minutes.
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Pam Beesly: [Jim walks outside at the end of the day and sees Pam] I'm coming back the wrong way. It's not because of you. I don't like graphic design. That's it. Stop smiling! I really didn't like it. It's just, designing logos and stuff, and I miss Scranton. But it is not because I missed you. I just really wanted to come home. And, I know you said to come home the right way but, you can't tell me what to do. Got it?
Jim Halpert: I missed you.
Pam Beesly: I missed you too.
[Jim kisses Pam]
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Jim Halpert: [sitting in a university lounge] Some girl came into Pam's room crying about her roommate stealing her soy milk. So I'm in here waiting it out.
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Katy: Do you think that will ever be us?
Jim Halpert: No.
Katy: What is wrong with you, why did you even bring me here tonight?
Jim Halpert: I donno. Let's break up.
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Roy: So Pam's happy?
Jim Halpert: Yeah, I'd say she's happy. I mean she loves her classes, loves the city, and last night she was out with her friends until like eight am.
Roy: [staring at Jim] Wow.
Jim Halpert: What?
Roy: I thought you were a friend.
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Jim Halpert: At that moment I was just, so happy. I mean everything that Dwight does annoys me... and I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him. But only in ways that would get me arrested- and then here he comes and says he says, 'No, Jim - here's a way.'
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Michael Scott: I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever.
Jim Halpert: Totally reasonable.
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Jim Halpert: As ranking number two, I am starting the 'Committee to determine the validity of the two committees.' I am the sole member. The committee will act on this now.
Dwight Schrute: Okay this is stupid.
Jim Halpert: Could you please keep it down? I'm in session. [pause] I have determined that this committee is valid.
Dwight Schrute: What? No, no, wait, wait, wait. Permission to join the validity committee.
[long pause]
Jim Halpert: Permission denied.
Dwight Schrute: Dammit.
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Michael Scott: They're wrong, you are creative. You are damn creative. Each and every one of you. You are so much more creative than all the other dry, boring morons that you work with.
Jim Halpert: Who are you talking to, specifically?
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Jim Halpert: If we get this, they might not have to downsize our branch. And I could work here for years. Years. Years...
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