Jim Halpert Quotes From The Office

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[Dwight appears as Jim is kissing Pam]
Dwight Schrute: You're back.
Pam Beesly: Uh, yeah.
Dwight Schrute: Good. [takes papers out] I need you to make five copies of these.
Pam Beesly: I'm not going inside.
Dwight Schrute: Alright. First thing in the morning then.
Jim Halpert: Welcome back.
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Pam Beesley: Tell them what we saw today, Jim.
Jim Halpert: Oh today, we saw a junk yard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken.
Pam Beesley: Nature.
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Michael Scott: You know what eats a large amount of the day are naps. You go to sleep it's light out, you wake up it's dark. That's the whole day. Where did that day go? I have no idea.
Jim Halpert: You mean on a weekend.
[awkward pause]
Michael Scott: Yes.
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Pam Beesly: All of these are important to remember but the most important thing is that no one say anything about my pregnancy at the wedding.
Jim Halpert: Absolutely. Because not everyone knows and some people might be offended.
Angela: Decent people everywhere will get offended.
Pam Beesly: Well we're thinking of my grandmother, who we haven't told and who is very old-fashioned.
Angela: Well, you're lucky to have a grandmother. Some of us have to be our own grandmother.
Pam Beesly: You know Angela, um, you don't have to come to the wedding.
Michael Scott: Yes she does! Yes she does. We're all gonna go and we're gonna have a good time! [reaches over to Angela]
Angela: Ow! He pinched me!
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Jim Halpert: Today is Thursday, and Dwight thinks it's Friday, and that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.
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Michael Scott: She's dead? But she's so young.
Dwight Schrute: She was so young and now she is dead. As dead as every dead animal that has ever died.
Michael Scott: Oh my God.
Dwight Schrute: Why don't you sit down Michael. [helps Michael into his chair] There we go.
Jim Halpert: Michael you didn't even know her.
Michael Scott: Try not to be so hurtful, Jim. Please, not at a time like this.
[Jim looks over at Pam who is shaking her head]
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Pam Beesly: Oh don't get us wrong, we like picnics.
Jim Halpert: Come on, who doesn't like a picnic.
Pam Beesly: Tell 'em what happened last year.
Jim Halpert: I had this huge spider in my baseball mitt--
Pam Beesly: No, no, the guy who hit on me.
Jim Halpert: Oh right, some drunk guy hit on Pam... said he was "grabbing her for balance."
Pam Beesly: Yeah. You don't grab /these/ for balance.
Jim Halpert: Well..
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Dwight Schrute: I wonder if King sized sheets are called 'Presidential' in England... I really should have a Tweeter account, shouldn't I?
Jim Halpert: Yes, you should.
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Ryan: Jim. I wanted to apologize, for how I treated you last year. I lost sight of myself, and now that I've quit the rat race I realize there's so much more to live than being the youngest VP in the company's history. I've even started, um, volunteering. Giving back to the community.
Jim Halpert: That's great. [shakes Ryan's hand] You're talking about your court-ordered community service?
Ryan: I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean.
Jim Halpert: But he did right?
Ryan: Alright.
Jim Halpert: Alright.
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Dwight Schrute: Uh, knock please. Please knock. This is an office.
Jim Halpert: [points to sign] It says 'workspace'.
Dwight Schrute: Same thing.
Jim Halpert: If it's the same thing then why'd you write 'workspace'?
Dwight Schrute: [pauses] Just knock, please. Okay? A sign of respect for a superior.
Jim Halpert: You are not my superior.
Dwight Schrute: Oh gee, then why do I have an office?
Jim Halpert: I thought it was a workspace.
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Angela: Who would EVER come to this?
Michael Scott: I don't know. It could be any number of people. It could be a pedestrian. It could be a old person. It could be a looky-loo. Or, it could be... a Bruce Springstein fan? What? Who said that? I did. Why did I say that? Oh I think you know why I said that. I think it is very apparent. I think it goes without saying, bare with me. There's a point there. But what is the point? I don't understand what he's saying. It seems a little shady. It seems a little foggy. Well, it's not a little foggy, there's really something going on here.
Jim Halpert: Do you need us for any of this?
Michael Scott: Do I?
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Jim Halpert: Good game Meredith.
Meredith: Don't patronize me.
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