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Oscar Quotes From The Office

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Oscar: I don't see how we can possibly sell these for that little without losing money. Delivery alone will cost--
Michael Scott: OK well sometimes, sometimes, it makes financial sense to lose money, right? Like for tax purposes?
Oscar: Actually, I ran the numbers on this, and in this case, it makes financial sense to gain, money?
Michael Scott: Why don't you run them again.
Jim Halpert: What if she's just flirting with you to get a better price.
Michael Scott: If she is it's working.
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Michael Scott: Your nephew... He in good shape?
Oscar: Yeah.
Michael Scott: How many miles did he do last year?
Oscar: Last year he walked 18 miles.
Michael Scott: Son of a bitch. [covering] That is impressive. Good for him.
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Michael Scott: [singing] I got a big box yes I do! I got a big box how 'bout you!
Erin: I got a big box yes I do, I got a big box how 'bout you! [to Oscar]
Oscar: I think you don't know what you're saying.
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Oscar: The long term problem is bad investments, that they need to dump. The short term problem is the company has no cash and there's no where to get it.
Michael Scott: Okay, Oscar. I don't need the whole enchilada just the bullet points.
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Oscar: I have a question.
Michael Scott: [whispering to Joe Bennett] Oscar, homosexual accountant.
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Michael Scott: Come here. [talking about Pam] I would never say this to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist.
Oscar: What? Why wouldn't you say that to her face?
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[at the bar]
Oscar: I'm probably going to leave after one drink.
Andy: Yeah, with a hot slab of Canadian bacon in your hand.
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Oscar: Sorry I yelled.
Pam Halpert: You could have just told us what you were thinking.
Oscar: There's no theater in that.
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