Oscar Quotes From The Office
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| Jim Halpert: | Hey, dude. Do you know what a rundown is? |
| Oscar: | Use it in a sentence. |
| Jim Halpert: | Uh... can you get this rundown for me? |
| Oscar: | Try another sentence. |
| Jim Halpert: | This rundown better be really good? |
| Oscar: | I don't know but it sounds like the rundown's really important. |
| Jim Halpert: | Charles asked me to do this rundown of all my clients. |
| Oscar: | Why don't you just ask him, what-- |
| Jim Halpert: | No, I can't it was like hours ago. |
| Oscar: | What have you been doing?! |
| Kevin: | Try another sentence. |
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| Ryan: | What I really want, honestly, Michael is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, whomever. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh okay. |
| Ryan: | What? |
| Michael Scott: | It's whoever, not whomever. |
| Ryan: | It's whomever. |
| Michael Scott: | No, whomever is never acutally right. |
| Jim Halpert: | Nope, sometimes it's right. |
| Creed: | Michael is right. It's a made up word used to trick students- |
| Andy: | No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word-- |
| Oscar: | Obviously it's a real word- but I don't know how to use it correctly. |
| Michael Scott: | [to camera] Not a native speaker. |
| Kevin: | I know what's right. But I'm not gonna say. Because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night. |
| Ryan: | Do you really know which one is correct? |
| Kevin: | I don't know. |
| Pam Beesly: | It's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when as the subject. |
| Phyllis: | That sounds right. |
| Michael Scott: | Well it sounds right but is it? |
| Stanley: | How did Ryan use it, as an object? |
| Ryan: | As an object. |
| Kelly: | Ryan used me as an object. |
| Oscar: | Is he right about that-- |
| Pam Beesly: | How did he use it again? |
| Toby: | It was, Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object-- |
| Michael Scott: | Thank you! |
| Toby: | ...to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the, the correct usage of the word. |
| Michael Scott: | No one, uh asked you anything ever so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull? |
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| Oscar: | Pam and Jim are on their honeymoon, so there's not the usual balance between "sane" and "others." Toby has mentally checked out since June. It's a very dangerous time. The coalition for reason is extremely weak. |
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| Oscar: | You put a note in my food? |
| Michael Scott: | I made it sterile. |
| Oscar: | Just saying sterile doesn't make it so. |
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| Oscar: | Jim, did Michael fall into a koi pond? |
| Jim Halpert: | Mmmmm... it's like Michael said, it was, um... some--something else. |
| Michael Scott: | It was--okay!--this is what it was. It was these bunch of idiots who put a fish tank in the ground with no cover, and no railing. |
| Angela: | So you fell in. |
| Michael Scott: | No, maybe I was trying to save a child that had fallen in. |
| Angela: | So a child had fallen in? |
| Michael Scott: | Not yet! |
| Kevin: | That is hilarious! [raises fist] |
| Michael Scott: | No--don't--I'm not going to bump. I'm not gonna bump. It was not hilarious. It was very, very terrifying. |
| [Stanley laughs] |
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| Pam Beesly: | Angela made several 911 calls about cars going too fast in front of the building. So the police put up a radar gun. It's actually caused a bit of a traffic hazard. |
| Dwight Schrute: | [running] AHHHHH!!! |
| Phylis: | Wow! Thirteen! [breaking Michael's previous record of 12] |
| Michael Scott: | No, no. There was wind. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I was just jogging. |
| Michael Scott: | Dwight, there was wind. I want a do-over. |
| Jim Halpert: | No. It's not your turn. Okay, thirteen is the new number. Oscar go ahead. [Oscar is preparing to run] |
| Michael Scott | I want another try. Here we go. [Michael starts running just as a car drives by] Thirty-one! Thirty-one! |
| Stanley: | That was the car. |
| Michael Scott: | I was ahead of the car. Thirty-one is my new number. |
| Oscar: | Thirty-one is humanly impossible. |
| Michael Scott: | Go, Oscar. Thirty-one is my new number. |
| Oscar: | That's impossible. |
| Michael Scott: | Beat it! |
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| Nate: | Got it. [taking a group photo outside] |
| Pam Beesly: | Okay let's go in. I'm freezing. |
| Michael Scott: | People, wait, wait, wait. Come back, come back. One fun one. We're gonna do a fun one. |
| Jim Halpert: | One Charlie's Angels. One. Let's go. |
| Pam Beesly: | Okay, this is just a Christmas card from your paper supplier. No one's putting this on their fridge. |
| Kevin: | Oh, I got it, you guys, how 'bout this. Michael, what if all the boys are on one side, all the girls are on the other. The boys are like, 'why I oughta', and the girls are like, 'let's go shopping!'. |
| Andy: | Let's just jump in the air! |
| Michael Scott: | That's it! That's a picture! Yes! Jump in the air. We're gonna jump in the air. Here we go. |
| Nate: | One, two, three. [everyone jumps at different times] Not everyone jumped. |
| Michael Scott: | Okay, everybody jump in the air this time, please. Here we go. |
| Nate: | One, two, three. [everyone jumps] Still some people not jumping. |
| Jim Halpert: | You gotta be kidding me. Who isn't jumping? |
| Dwight Schrute: | I'll tell you who. Darryl, Phyllis, Stanley, Angela, and Oscar. |
| Phyllis: | I am jumping. |
| Dwight Schrute: | You are? |
| Phyllis: | Yes, I am jumping. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Let me see you jump. [Phyllis barely jumps] Oh, my God. This is a store bought-camera. This isn't one of those special military-grade cameras that would be able to capture that. |
| Pam Beesly: | I'm freezing |
| Nate: | Um, also, Erin is jumping way too early. She's on the ground by 'three'. |
| Erin: | I didn't want to miss it. |
| Andy: | Well, if we all jump really high, we'll be in the air longer. Do that. |
| Oscar: | Here's a question nobody's asking: Is this worth it? |
| Michael Scott: | Don't answer that. People, listen up and listen good. We need to just get one picture where we're all in the air at the same time. Yes? |
| Oscar: | Why? |
| Michael Scott: | I believe in us. We can do this. Here we go. |
| Nate: | Okay, on three. Uh, everyone in the air. Three, [some people jump] two, [others jump] one, [others jump] zero. [everyone begins to yell] |
| [cut to the talking head] | |
| Michael Scott: | We didn't get it. |
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| Oscar: | Sorry I yelled. |
| Pam Halpert: | You could have just told us what you were thinking. |
| Oscar: | There's no theater in that. |