Oscar Quotes From The Office

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Jim Halpert: It's under here as "Security Guard Home" did you not get his name or?
Toby: No.
Jim Halpert: It's ringing. Does anyone have his name? Quick?
Andy: Yes. It's Eddy.
Jim Halpert: It's not- it's not Eddy. It's Edmund or--
Creed: Hank. His name is Hank.
Jim Halpert: Oh guys his name's not Hank it's uh.. is it Edgar?
Phyllis: Elliot.
Oscar: Elliot!
Jim Halpert: Is it Elli-- [to cell phone] Hey... Chief. This is uh, Jim Halpert from, um, where you work. [staggered] You are the guy who sits behind the desk, you're- you're the a-African American guy. I mean you're uhh-- Who have I got here?
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Pam Beesly: [to the accountants] Hey guys, we're all going to visit Merridith and some of us are pitching in a few dollars for flowers.
Kevin: Who's 'we'? You and Jim?
Pam Beesly: No, so far Phylis, Stanley and I.
Kevin: Oh, I bet Jim goes too.
Pam Beesly: Yeah, I haven't asked him yet.
Kevin: I bet you ask.
Pam Beesly: I was planning on it.
Kevin: I bet you were.
Oscar: [an aside to Kevin, whispering] Stop.
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Oscar: I want to get that image out of my head. The psychological issues that go behind licking a cat, are not things I want to go into. Also I'm pretty sure she coughed up a hairball.
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Oscar: Besides having sex with men, I would say the Finer Things Club is the gayest thing about me.
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Robert California Jim your daughter Cecilia, what does she think of the Street?
Jim Halpert Uh... the street?
Robert California Sesame Street.
Jim Halpert Oh! I didn't know anybody called it--she likes it a lot. She loves Elmo.
Robert California Elmo. God save us... the Elmo era. Sesame Street was created to reflect the environment of the children watching it. The complete self-absorption of Elmo is brilliantly reflective of our time. Our's is a cultural ghetto. Wouldn't you agree?
Jim Halpert Yeah... she does like Elmo.
Oscar Cultural ghetto... Totally agree.
Phyllis Completely.
Darryl Apt. Apt analysis, Robert.
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Oscar: I wonder how many phone calls you're missing while you're teaching us to answer calls.
Kelly: I know, right? Probably a lot.
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Michael Scott: Alright, since I am the boss I will drive as well. Who wants shotgun?
Oscar: You can't be serious. You ran a woman over this morning.
Michael Scott: Everybody inside the car was fine, Stanley.
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Michael Scott: Did you ever have intercourse in this office?
[Dwight says nothing]
Oscar: Are you serious? [scoffs disgustedly] Where?
[Dwight stares at Oscar]
Oscar: [aggressively] Where?
[Dwight continues to stare]
Oscar: [now grimacing] Where Dwight?
Dwight Schrute: It seems like you already know where.
[Oscar silently covers his mouth]
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Oscar: If either of these guys are put in charge of the office I will transfer to Albany, Gill can come if he wants. I'm kind of looking for a way out of that relationship anyway. I think I might try girls for a while. Angela thinks I can cross over. We'll see.
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Oscar: And just like that, as mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone.
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