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Oscar Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: Did you ever have intercourse in this office?
[Dwight says nothing]
Oscar: Are you serious? [scoffs disgustedly] Where?
[Dwight stares at Oscar]
Oscar: [aggressively] Where?
[Dwight continues to stare]
Oscar: [now grimacing] Where Dwight?
Dwight Schrute: It seems like you already know where.
[Oscar silently covers his mouth]
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Oscar: It sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme.
Michael Scott: Yes! Thank you! You will get rich quick. We all will!
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Oscar: I love a good quitting story. It makes me feel like I have control over my own life. Gives me hope! Maybe I'll have one of my own someday. But I dream... so...
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Oscar: [of Mexican descent] I can play, if you need any help.
Michael Scott: I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we ever decide to box.
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Oscar: I wonder how many phone calls you're missing while you're teaching us to answer calls.
Kelly: I know, right? Probably a lot.
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Kevin: I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar, I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh you don't know about jail? Oh you would LOVE jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail.
Kevin: Because-- [thinks for a second] you would love it. [smiles at camera]
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Michael Scott: Okay, I have an announcement.
Oscar: You pushed Darryl out the window.
Michael Scott: No--
Phyllis: You shot Dwight.
Michael Scott: No, no. That is not funny, I love my employees. Even though, I hit one of you with my car-- for which I take whole responsiblity.
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