Oscar Quotes From The Office
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| Jim Halpert: | It's under here as "Security Guard Home" did you not get his name or? |
| Toby: | No. |
| Jim Halpert: | It's ringing. Does anyone have his name? Quick? |
| Andy: | Yes. It's Eddy. |
| Jim Halpert: | It's not- it's not Eddy. It's Edmund or-- |
| Creed: | Hank. His name is Hank. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh guys his name's not Hank it's uh.. is it Edgar? |
| Phyllis: | Elliot. |
| Oscar: | Elliot! |
| Jim Halpert: | Is it Elli-- [to cell phone] Hey... Chief. This is uh, Jim Halpert from, um, where you work. [staggered] You are the guy who sits behind the desk, you're- you're the a-African American guy. I mean you're uhh-- Who have I got here? |
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| Pam Beesly: | [to the accountants] Hey guys, we're all going to visit Merridith and some of us are pitching in a few dollars for flowers. |
| Kevin: | Who's 'we'? You and Jim? |
| Pam Beesly: | No, so far Phylis, Stanley and I. |
| Kevin: | Oh, I bet Jim goes too. |
| Pam Beesly: | Yeah, I haven't asked him yet. |
| Kevin: | I bet you ask. |
| Pam Beesly: | I was planning on it. |
| Kevin: | I bet you were. |
| Oscar: | [an aside to Kevin, whispering] Stop. |
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| Oscar: | I want to get that image out of my head. The psychological issues that go behind licking a cat, are not things I want to go into. Also I'm pretty sure she coughed up a hairball. |
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| Oscar: | Besides having sex with men, I would say the Finer Things Club is the gayest thing about me. |
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| Robert California | Jim your daughter Cecilia, what does she think of the Street? |
| Jim Halpert | Uh... the street? |
| Robert California | Sesame Street. |
| Jim Halpert | Oh! I didn't know anybody called it--she likes it a lot. She loves Elmo. |
| Robert California | Elmo. God save us... the Elmo era. Sesame Street was created to reflect the environment of the children watching it. The complete self-absorption of Elmo is brilliantly reflective of our time. Our's is a cultural ghetto. Wouldn't you agree? |
| Jim Halpert | Yeah... she does like Elmo. |
| Oscar | Cultural ghetto... Totally agree. |
| Phyllis | Completely. |
| Darryl | Apt. Apt analysis, Robert. |
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| Oscar: | I wonder how many phone calls you're missing while you're teaching us to answer calls. |
| Kelly: | I know, right? Probably a lot. |
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| Michael Scott: | Alright, since I am the boss I will drive as well. Who wants shotgun? |
| Oscar: | You can't be serious. You ran a woman over this morning. |
| Michael Scott: | Everybody inside the car was fine, Stanley. |
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| Michael Scott: | Did you ever have intercourse in this office? |
| [Dwight says nothing] | |
| Oscar: | Are you serious? [scoffs disgustedly] Where? |
| [Dwight stares at Oscar] | |
| Oscar: | [aggressively] Where? |
| [Dwight continues to stare] | |
| Oscar: | [now grimacing] Where Dwight? |
| Dwight Schrute: | It seems like you already know where. |
| [Oscar silently covers his mouth] |
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| Oscar: | If either of these guys are put in charge of the office I will transfer to Albany, Gill can come if he wants. I'm kind of looking for a way out of that relationship anyway. I think I might try girls for a while. Angela thinks I can cross over. We'll see. |
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| Oscar: | And just like that, as mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone. |