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| Oscar: | Kevin and I play this paper football game when Michael's out. |
| Kevin: | Or when we're bored. |
| Jim Halpert: | [uncovers the score-keeping sheet] Oh my God! Wait, this goes back two years. |
| Kevin: | We're bored a lot. |
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| Oscar: | Last year Michael's theme was 'bowl over the competition.' So guess where we went. |
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| Oscar: | Well this is what happened. Uh, Ryan's big project was the website. Which wasn't doing so well. So Ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice. Once as offices and once in the website sales, which is what we refer to in the business as misleading the shareholders. Another good term is fraud. The real crime, I think, was the beard. |
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| Oscar: | Michael, are you having money problems? |
| Michael Scott: | Monkey problems. No I'm not having monkey problems. Why would I have monkey problems. |
| Oscar: | You heard me correctly. |
| Michael Scott: | Ohhh I hate monkeys. |
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| Stanley: | I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If I don't have some cake soon I might die. |
| Oscar: | Why don't you just have an apple? |
| Stanley: | Why don't you mind your business. |
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| Oscar: | Why are you telling us this? |
| Michael Scott: | Because I want you to behave as if I'm actually firing him, Oscar, ok? |
| Kevin: | Michael if you hadn't told us this, then we would've thought that you were actually firing-- |
| Michael Scott: | I'm not firing him-- I'm not-- I need you to act like I am firing him. Just, what I am going to do is I'm going to pretend that I am firing him and I need you to act like I am firing him. Do you get that? Do you get it? I'm teaching him a lesson. He needs to learn humility. Alright? |
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| Oscar: | If either of these guys are put in charge of the office I will transfer to Albany, Gill can come if he wants. I'm kind of looking for a way out of that relationship anyway. I think I might try girls for a while. Angela thinks I can cross over. We'll see. |
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| Oscar: | Hey, I just wanted you to know, that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen. |
| Michael Scott: | I didn't say it, I declared it. |
| Oscar: | Still.. that's.. it's not anything. |
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