Oscar Quotes From The Office
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| Meredith: | I knew something bad was gonna happen today. |
| Oscar: | You said that yesterday. |
| Meredith: | Yeah, my neighbor got murdered. |
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| Oscar: | Pam, just for the record I think you're over-reacting a little bit. Your mom's old enough to make her own decisions. |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh, well, thanks Oscar. I was just wondering, how would you feel if Michael was sleeping with your mom. |
| Oscar: | My mother's in a wheelchair. |
| Pam Beesly: | Well he could still... I'm sorry about that. |
| [Pam starts walking away but turns around] | |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh could I just get you to sign this second page. |
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| Oscar: | You have your cats on Nanny Cam. |
| Angela: | Yeah! I mean I usually try to take leave when I get a new cat but I'm out of vacation days. And this company still doesn't recognize cat maternity. I mean somebody has a kid, oh sure, take off a year. |
| Meredith: | She's right I had my second kid just for the vacation. |
| Angela: | Right! Anyways, I just want to make sure Princess Lady is acclimating well. She means more to me than anyone. |
| Kevin: | Any cat, you mean. |
| Angela: | And person. |
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| Jim Halpert: | You're an exec, at Pennsylvania Solar Tech-- |
| Oscar: | That sounds fake! |
| Dwight Schrute: | I told you! You are an exec at Stark Industries! A corporation you inherited from your father-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Stop! Stop. Stop it. Here's the story. They need Meredith somewhere else ASAP. Ok? So you're taking over you just gotta get her outta there as soon as you can. Alright? |
| Oscar: | Ok I can do that, then what? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Make him pitch to you! You gotta see what he's got. And remember, you're not gay! |
| Jim Halpert: | Stop it! |
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| Oscar | What does this say about you? That you followed me here, that you think you're going to win your sales quota? At a gay bar's trivia night? |
| Andy Bernard | It says that I believe in my staff's intelligence, and that I'm willing to try ANYTHING! [A gay man looks at him seductively] ...Well not "anything". |
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| Michael Scott: | Meredith, have you ever used alcohol to alter your mood or deliberitely change your state of mind? |
| Meredith: | Sure. |
| Michael Scott: | Do you sometimes have a drink to celebrate a special occasion or mark a holiday? |
| Meredith: | Obviously. |
| Michael Scott: | Have you ever, under the influence of alcohol, questioned the teachings of the Mormon church? |
| Oscar: | Where did you get this? |
| Michael Scott: | I got it on a website. That's not important. |