Oscar Quotes From The Office

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Robert California Jim your daughter Cecilia, what does she think of the Street?
Jim Halpert Uh... the street?
Robert California Sesame Street.
Jim Halpert Oh! I didn't know anybody called it--she likes it a lot. She loves Elmo.
Robert California Elmo. God save us... the Elmo era. Sesame Street was created to reflect the environment of the children watching it. The complete self-absorption of Elmo is brilliantly reflective of our time. Our's is a cultural ghetto. Wouldn't you agree?
Jim Halpert Yeah... she does like Elmo.
Oscar Cultural ghetto... Totally agree.
Phyllis Completely.
Darryl Apt. Apt analysis, Robert.
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Oscar Have you thought about using the website as an emergency notification system for say, a school shooting, or a fire?
Ryan Howard No, It's not some digital rape whistle. WUPHF is about fun! Fun, communication, connection.
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Pam Beesly: [to the accountants] Hey guys, we're all going to visit Merridith and some of us are pitching in a few dollars for flowers.
Kevin: Who's 'we'? You and Jim?
Pam Beesly: No, so far Phylis, Stanley and I.
Kevin: Oh, I bet Jim goes too.
Pam Beesly: Yeah, I haven't asked him yet.
Kevin: I bet you ask.
Pam Beesly: I was planning on it.
Kevin: I bet you were.
Oscar: [an aside to Kevin, whispering] Stop.
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Oscar: The dundies are kinda like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time so you're kinda there. That's kinda what it's like.
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Oscar: Yes, I am super cool. I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company. In Scranton. Much like, uh, Sir Ian McKellen.
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Oscar: Jim, did Michael fall into a koi pond?
Jim Halpert: Mmmmm... it's like Michael said, it was, um... some--something else.
Michael Scott: It was--okay!--this is what it was. It was these bunch of idiots who put a fish tank in the ground with no cover, and no railing.
Angela: So you fell in.
Michael Scott: No, maybe I was trying to save a child that had fallen in.
Angela: So a child had fallen in?
Michael Scott: Not yet!
Kevin: That is hilarious! [raises fist]
Michael Scott: No--don't--I'm not going to bump. I'm not gonna bump. It was not hilarious. It was very, very terrifying.
[Stanley laughs]
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Andy Nobody hug me, I'm covered in tree sap.
Oscar Why would someone hug you?
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Andy: Guys, stop everything. I'm about to ask out this girl and I'm completely panicking.
Oscar: [walking away] Oh my desk is over....
Creed: This gal. She's really into you?
Andy: Yeah! Yeah, I mean, I've seen her like three times today and we love all the same music, and whenever I walk into a room she totally looks up...
Creed: Ah ah. Say no more. This is how I got Sqeaky Fromme. No small talk. Just show her who's the boss. Just go right in and kiss her.
Andy: Ok it sounds risky...
Creed: Have I ever steered you wrong, Jim?
Andy: [thinking] Wait what?
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Michael Scott: [on his cellphone] No, I'll talk to her. No, nobody talks to my baby that way. Yeah I'll let you know how it goes. Alright. Bye, Pickle. [hangs up and walks into the conference room] Pamela Morgan Beesly you need to apologize to your mother right now.
Angela: I'm sorry, I was told I have the floor.
Oscar: Whoa hold on, hold on. What's going on?
Jim Halpert: Nothing! Nothing at all. "It's all goood."
Pam Beesly: I'm not apologizing to anyone. Michael owes ME an apology.
Michael Scott: For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover?
Pam Beesly: Don't call my mother your lover!
Kevin: Yes! That's what I'm talking about.
Andy: That is not ok dude!
Michael Scott: Ok, in my defence--
Phyllis: Disgusting.
Creed: That's messed up man.
Pam Beesly: Yes. Thank you. Welcome to my personal hell!
Oscar: You have no sense of boundaries, Michael.
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