Oscar Quotes From The Office

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Oscar: It sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme.
Michael Scott: Yes! Thank you! You will get rich quick. We all will!
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Oscar I don't get the statement you're making with that costume.
Kevin The statement that I making, Oscar, is that I kinda look like Michael Moore.
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Oscar: I consider myself a good person. But I'm going try to make him cry.
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Pam Beesly: Actually, it's kind of too bad we're not coming into work tomorrow.
Oscar: Why?
Pam Beesly: I bet Michael had some elaborate theme party planned like scrambled eggs Saturday.
Toby: More like everyone get your boss laid Saturday.
[Toby rubs Pam's knee and an awkward moment ensues]
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Michael Scott: [singing] I got a big box yes I do! I got a big box how 'bout you!
Erin: I got a big box yes I do, I got a big box how 'bout you! [to Oscar]
Oscar: I think you don't know what you're saying.
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Andy: Oh man. She's so pissed. She's taking us back to first base.
Oscar: What's first base with Angela?
Andy: I get to kiss her forehead.
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Oscar [to camera] Robert seems great. He's very handsome. Firm handshake. He's gay. Good sense of humor.
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Andy: Let me give you a scenario. I'm at like a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. Tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent, I might give in a little bit just to see what it felt like. Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he's really aggressive?
Oscar: If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit he would still.. need to get to you?
Andy: This is not real Brad Pitt, this is like, in my--this is my fantasy. Or not a fantasy it's like what I'm--it's just a scenario.
Oscar: Wow I--I wish I could help you. I don't--you might be gay, you might be gay.
[cut to talking head]
Oscar: What exactly is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure heterosexual men? That can't possibly fall to me.
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Michael Scott: Okay, I have an announcement.
Oscar: You pushed Darryl out the window.
Michael Scott: No--
Phyllis: You shot Dwight.
Michael Scott: No, no. That is not funny, I love my employees. Even though, I hit one of you with my car-- for which I take whole responsiblity.
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