Oscar Quotes From The Office
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community!
34
likes
like
| Michael Scott: | Come here. [talking about Pam] I would never say this to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist. |
| Oscar: | What? Why wouldn't you say that to her face? |
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community!
1
likes
like
| Oscar: | Andy I feel like a tourist in my own city! I literally can't wait to wake up every morning. |
| Pam Halpert: | Ohkay. |
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community!
11
likes
like
| Oscar: | Yes, I am super cool. I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company. In Scranton. Much like, uh, Sir Ian McKellen. |
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community!
16
likes
like
| Stanley: | Michael don't listen to them. |
| Michael Scott: | Thank you Stanley. |
| Stanley: | You just ignore their carping. |
| Michael Scott: | Ok. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Michael. |
| Michael Scott: | Yes. |
| Dwight Schrute: | A carp is both a fish and a term for complaining. They're mocking you with wordplay. |
| Creed: | Hey Boss. Did you "Find Nemo"? |
| Michael Scott: | I could name Pixar movies too. Toy Story! |
| Oscar: | Don't you mean, Coy Story? |
| [everyone laughs] | |
| Phyllis: | And when you fell in, did you Flounder? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Michael, a flounder is both a kind of fish-- |
| Michael Scott: | I know what a flounder is! |
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community!
9
likes
like
| Oscar: | The best present would be, you to do a good job in front of the new CFO. |
| Michael Scott: | Duuuude, I'm gonna nail it. Me and New York? Oh, I own that city. Fo-get about it! |
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community!
10
likes
like
| Oscar: | Why are you telling us this? |
| Michael Scott: | Because I want you to behave as if I'm actually firing him, Oscar, ok? |
| Kevin: | Michael if you hadn't told us this, then we would've thought that you were actually firing-- |
| Michael Scott: | I'm not firing him-- I'm not-- I need you to act like I am firing him. Just, what I am going to do is I'm going to pretend that I am firing him and I need you to act like I am firing him. Do you get that? Do you get it? I'm teaching him a lesson. He needs to learn humility. Alright? |
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community!
0
likes
like
| Oscar: | This scary black bar is what you spend on things that no one ever, ever needs, like multiple magic sets, professional bass fishing equipment. |
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community!
40
likes
like
| Michael Scott: | Okay, I have an announcement. |
| Oscar: | You pushed Darryl out the window. |
| Michael Scott: | No-- |
| Phyllis: | You shot Dwight. |
| Michael Scott: | No, no. That is not funny, I love my employees. Even though, I hit one of you with my car-- for which I take whole responsiblity. |
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community!
20
likes
like
| Oscar: | Great. They stole my laptop. |
| Kevin: | Yeah, well, they stole my surge protector. |
| Oscar: | How does that even compare! |
| Kevin: | Oscar I'm now going to be prone to surges. |
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community!
10
likes
like
| Michael Scott: | I am officially the second most watched clip of the day on the WBRE news site! |
| Oscar: | What's number one? |
| Michael Scott: | Oh. That teacher who was wrongfully accused of being a pedophile. Now, we cannot let the pedophile win again! |
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community!
10
likes
like
| Pam Beesly: | During the course of business, a copier goes through something called normal wear and tear. |
| [cut to Creed depositing coins in the side of the machine] | |
| Oscar: | I think it's seventy-five cents. |
| Creed: | That's a lot. |
| [cut to a Cat gnawing on the power cord] | |
| Angela: | Bandit, no! No, no, no. |
| [cut to Kevin spilling a whole cup of coffee on the copier glass] | |
| Kevin: | Ohh! |