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Michael Scott: [on his cellphone] No, I'll talk to her. No, nobody talks to my baby that way. Yeah I'll let you know how it goes. Alright. Bye, Pickle. [hangs up and walks into the conference room] Pamela Morgan Beesly you need to apologize to your mother right now.
Angela: I'm sorry, I was told I have the floor.
Oscar: Whoa hold on, hold on. What's going on?
Jim Halpert: Nothing! Nothing at all. "It's all goood."
Pam Beesly: I'm not apologizing to anyone. Michael owes ME an apology.
Michael Scott: For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover?
Pam Beesly: Don't call my mother your lover!
Kevin: Yes! That's what I'm talking about.
Andy: That is not ok dude!
Michael Scott: Ok, in my defence--
Phyllis: Disgusting.
Creed: That's messed up man.
Pam Beesly: Yes. Thank you. Welcome to my personal hell!
Oscar: You have no sense of boundaries, Michael.
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Oscar Martinez: Michael, I'm reading.
Michael Scott: What are you reading?
Oscar Martinez: The Atlantic.
Michael Scott: Oh! That is my favorite ocean. I love it.
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Oscar: Guys, I drive an SUV. Does that mean I'm in the mob?
Dwight Schrute: No, not that by itself but look at all the facts. He seems like a mobster.
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Michael Scott: Ladies and gentleman, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.
Oscar: Where?
Michael Scott: It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok.
Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that?
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Michael Scott: Daddy's here and Daddy is going to take care of you.
Oscar: Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy.
Michael Scott: I am your big daddy and I am gonna kiss de booboo.
Andy: Andy is afwaid.
Michael Scott: Andy afwaid?
Andy: Yes.
Michael Scott: Are you all afwaid?
Dwight Schrute: No.
Michael Scott: Daddy here for youu. My wittle angels.
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Andy: Guys, stop everything. I'm about to ask out this girl and I'm completely panicking.
Oscar: [walking away] Oh my desk is over....
Creed: This gal. She's really into you?
Andy: Yeah! Yeah, I mean, I've seen her like three times today and we love all the same music, and whenever I walk into a room she totally looks up...
Creed: Ah ah. Say no more. This is how I got Sqeaky Fromme. No small talk. Just show her who's the boss. Just go right in and kiss her.
Andy: Ok it sounds risky...
Creed: Have I ever steered you wrong, Jim?
Andy: [thinking] Wait what?
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Oscar: Do you know?
Michael Scott: Do I know what?
Oscar: I think you know.
Michael Scott: Mm, no...
Phyllis: Know what?
Pam Beesly: Yeah, know what?
Oscar: Does anyone happen to know what 15% of 4300 is?
Michael Scott: 645 dollars.
Kevin: Michael's a genius!
Oscar: Why did you say dollars?
Michael Scott: Because that is how my mind works.
Oscar: What's 15% of 200? [Michael doesn't answer] Thank you. Everyone, Michael is returning the surplus so he can keep 15% as a bonus.
Jim Halpert: Wait, what?
Pam Beesly: You can do that?
Kevin: Hey Michael, what's 394 times 5,912?
Michael Scott: Let's see...
Pam Beesly: You're gonna give yourself a bonus of $645 instead of getting the entire office something it really needs?
Michael Scott: I don't need $645; I already have $645, more or less.
Oscar: You're gonna get us a copier then?
Michael Scott: This is so stupid.
Pam Beesly: Or chairs?
Michael Scott: This is so, so stupid. And, God... [looks at his watch] that's my phone.
Stanley: I didn't hear a phone.
Michael Scott: To be continued!
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Oscar: Look it doesn't take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. [shakes head] Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be, without the popes.
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