Oscar Quotes From The Office

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Oscar: Yes, I am super cool. I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company. In Scranton. Much like, uh, Sir Ian McKellen.
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Angela: My worst breakup, was actually two breakups. Two different men. I was in love with both of them and, when things went bad... they had a duel over me.
Oscar: Yeah Dwight and Andy, we were here.
Angela: No. This was years ago when I was living in Ohio. John Mark and John David.
Oscar: Angela you had two sets of different men... actually duel over you?
Angela: I guess I have...
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Oscar: The best present would be, you to do a good job in front of the new CFO.
Michael Scott: Duuuude, I'm gonna nail it. Me and New York? Oh, I own that city. Fo-get about it!
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Oscar: I can't believe we called her up.
Andy: [laughs] Totally. [pause] Wait- who?
Oscar: I'm talking about Angela. I can't believe we called her up last night.
Andy: We called Angela?
Oscar: You call-- you called her...
Andy: That was real!? I thought I dreamed that. Oh God!--
Oscar: Alright--
Andy: Oh God! So bad!
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Oscar I am leaving early today because tonight I have a trivia contest in Philadelphia. Any other crunch-time, I would love to stay and cook the books for you so you can save face in front of your CEO... but tonight is Trivacalypse!
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Michael Scott: [to Oscar dressed as a woman] Oh and look at you, showing your colours. I bet you wish you could wear a dress everyday.
Oscar: What are you implying?
Michael Scott: All good-- happy halloween.
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Oscar: Guys, I drive an SUV. Does that mean I'm in the mob?
Dwight Schrute: No, not that by itself but look at all the facts. He seems like a mobster.
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Jim: Holly, will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Stanley: Marry me, Holly.
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That guy's got more than he can handle as it is.
Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That marriage would be a sham.
Gabe: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Easy no.
Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.
Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Only one that I was kind of worried about.
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