Oscar Quotes From The Office
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| Oscar: | We should all make sure to give him a big tip this Christmas. |
| Toby: | Sorry guys but I don't think I tipped him for last year's. |
| Angela: | No neither did I. |
| Phyllis: | Jim was supposed to collect it. |
| Jim Halpert: | [long awkward pause] Yep. |
| Kevin: | Way to go man. |
| Kelly: | Now he's never gonna come. |
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| Oscar: | The best present would be, you to do a good job in front of the new CFO. |
| Michael Scott: | Duuuude, I'm gonna nail it. Me and New York? Oh, I own that city. Fo-get about it! |
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| [car pulls up] | |
| Jim Halpert: | Cleaning people. Oscar! [walking to the gate] Ok, so all you need to do is explain to them what happened because I think they can help us. |
| Oscar: | Why are you assuming they only speak Spanish? |
| Jim Halpert: | I d-- if they speak Spanish. |
| Oscar: | Good evening. We locked ourselves in. [long pause before Oscar explains in Spanish] [turning to Jim] They happen to speak Spanish. |
| Jim Halpert: | Lucky us. |
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| Michael Scott: | Did you ever have intercourse in this office? |
| [Dwight says nothing] | |
| Oscar: | Are you serious? [scoffs disgustedly] Where? |
| [Dwight stares at Oscar] | |
| Oscar: | [aggressively] Where? |
| [Dwight continues to stare] | |
| Oscar: | [now grimacing] Where Dwight? |
| Dwight Schrute: | It seems like you already know where. |
| [Oscar silently covers his mouth] |
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| Oscar: | Pam, just for the record I think you're over-reacting a little bit. Your mom's old enough to make her own decisions. |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh, well, thanks Oscar. I was just wondering, how would you feel if Michael was sleeping with your mom. |
| Oscar: | My mother's in a wheelchair. |
| Pam Beesly: | Well he could still... I'm sorry about that. |
| [Pam starts walking away but turns around] | |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh could I just get you to sign this second page. |
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| Michael Scott: | Meredith, have you ever used alcohol to alter your mood or deliberitely change your state of mind? |
| Meredith: | Sure. |
| Michael Scott: | Do you sometimes have a drink to celebrate a special occasion or mark a holiday? |
| Meredith: | Obviously. |
| Michael Scott: | Have you ever, under the influence of alcohol, questioned the teachings of the Mormon church? |
| Oscar: | Where did you get this? |
| Michael Scott: | I got it on a website. That's not important. |