Oscar Quotes From The Office
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| Oscar: | It sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme. |
| Michael Scott: | Yes! Thank you! You will get rich quick. We all will! |
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| Oscar | I don't get the statement you're making with that costume. |
| Kevin | The statement that I making, Oscar, is that I kinda look like Michael Moore. |
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| Oscar: | I consider myself a good person. But I'm going try to make him cry. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Actually, it's kind of too bad we're not coming into work tomorrow. |
| Oscar: | Why? |
| Pam Beesly: | I bet Michael had some elaborate theme party planned like scrambled eggs Saturday. |
| Toby: | More like everyone get your boss laid Saturday. |
| [Toby rubs Pam's knee and an awkward moment ensues] |
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| Michael Scott: | [singing] I got a big box yes I do! I got a big box how 'bout you! |
| Erin: | I got a big box yes I do, I got a big box how 'bout you! [to Oscar] |
| Oscar: | I think you don't know what you're saying. |
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| Andy: | Oh man. She's so pissed. She's taking us back to first base. |
| Oscar: | What's first base with Angela? |
| Andy: | I get to kiss her forehead. |
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| Oscar | [to camera] Robert seems great. He's very handsome. Firm handshake. He's gay. Good sense of humor. |
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| Andy: | Let me give you a scenario. I'm at like a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. Tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent, I might give in a little bit just to see what it felt like. Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he's really aggressive? |
| Oscar: | If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit he would still.. need to get to you? |
| Andy: | This is not real Brad Pitt, this is like, in my--this is my fantasy. Or not a fantasy it's like what I'm--it's just a scenario. |
| Oscar: | Wow I--I wish I could help you. I don't--you might be gay, you might be gay. |
| [cut to talking head] | |
| Oscar: | What exactly is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure heterosexual men? That can't possibly fall to me. |
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| Michael Scott: | Okay, I have an announcement. |
| Oscar: | You pushed Darryl out the window. |
| Michael Scott: | No-- |
| Phyllis: | You shot Dwight. |
| Michael Scott: | No, no. That is not funny, I love my employees. Even though, I hit one of you with my car-- for which I take whole responsiblity. |