Oscar Quotes From The Office
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| Oscar: | Yes, I am super cool. I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company. In Scranton. Much like, uh, Sir Ian McKellen. |
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| Angela: | My worst breakup, was actually two breakups. Two different men. I was in love with both of them and, when things went bad... they had a duel over me. |
| Oscar: | Yeah Dwight and Andy, we were here. |
| Angela: | No. This was years ago when I was living in Ohio. John Mark and John David. |
| Oscar: | Angela you had two sets of different men... actually duel over you? |
| Angela: | I guess I have... |
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| Oscar: | The best present would be, you to do a good job in front of the new CFO. |
| Michael Scott: | Duuuude, I'm gonna nail it. Me and New York? Oh, I own that city. Fo-get about it! |
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| Oscar: | I can't believe we called her up. |
| Andy: | [laughs] Totally. [pause] Wait- who? |
| Oscar: | I'm talking about Angela. I can't believe we called her up last night. |
| Andy: | We called Angela? |
| Oscar: | You call-- you called her... |
| Andy: | That was real!? I thought I dreamed that. Oh God!-- |
| Oscar: | Alright-- |
| Andy: | Oh God! So bad! |
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| Oscar | I am leaving early today because tonight I have a trivia contest in Philadelphia. Any other crunch-time, I would love to stay and cook the books for you so you can save face in front of your CEO... but tonight is Trivacalypse! |
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| Michael Scott: | [to Oscar dressed as a woman] Oh and look at you, showing your colours. I bet you wish you could wear a dress everyday. |
| Oscar: | What are you implying? |
| Michael Scott: | All good-- happy halloween. |
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| Oscar: | Guys, I drive an SUV. Does that mean I'm in the mob? |
| Dwight Schrute: | No, not that by itself but look at all the facts. He seems like a mobster. |
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| Jim: | Holly, will you marry me? |
| Holly: | No. |
| Stanley: | Marry me, Holly. |
| Holly: | No. |
| Michael Scott: | That guy's got more than he can handle as it is. |
| Oscar: | Will you marry me? |
| Holly: | No. |
| Michael Scott: | That marriage would be a sham. |
| Gabe: | Will you marry me? |
| Holly: | No. |
| Michael Scott: | Easy no. |
| Angela: | Will you marry me? |
| Holly: | No. |
| Michael Scott: | That would be hot. I would pay to see that. |
| Ryan: | Will you marry me, Holly? |
| Holly: | No. |
| Michael Scott: | Only one that I was kind of worried about. |