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Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: (whispering) Oh my God! Wrong baby!
Jim Halpert: (Whispering) What?
Pam Beesly: Wrong baby! This is not our baby!
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Michael Scott: [walks in and Jim announced him and Pam are engaged] What's going on?
Pam Beesly: [over the speakerphone] No, nothing. Nothing, Michael. Just saying hi.
Creed: The tall guy got engaged.
Michael Scott: [to Jim] To be married?!
Jm Halpert: Yep.
[Michael hurls himself at Jim with enough force to knock Jim onto the ground with a thud]
Pam Beesly: Sorry.
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Michael Scott: We gotta do something. This is spinning out of control, Pam. This is just, not--
Pam Beesly: It's just the Scranton Times...
Michael Scott: Noo.. Then Newsweek picks it up and then CNN does a story about it and then YouTube gets a hold of it.
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Pam Beesly: [giving Dwight a hug] Thanks so much for helping the company, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Ohh Pam.
Creed: Good work, kid.
Dwight Schrute: Thanks old man!
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Pam Beesly: We haven't told anyone that I'm pregnant.
Jim Halpert: Well with her being unmarried. Knocked up by some guy... The yackety yacks in this office would have a field day.
Pam Beesly: And we don't want them at the wedding thinking Jim's being marched down the aisle by my dad with a shotgun.
Jim Halpert: Wait there's not going to be a shotgun?
Pam Beesly: No.
Jim Halpert: No shotgun. 'Cause that changes everything.
Pam Beesly: Can't back out now, Halpert.
Jim Halpert: What are you gonna do about it? There's no shotgun so. "Free at last free at last."
Pam Beesly: No, keep it up.
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Pam Beesly: Michael and Jan definitely made out--
Jim Halpert: Ohhhhhhhh.
Pam Beesly: Maybe more...
Jim Halpert: Ahhhhh.
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Pam Beesly: Do you have any leads on a job?
Michael Scott: Pam what you don't understand is at my level, you don't just look in the want ads for a job, you are headhunted!
Jim Halpert: Have you called any headhunters?
Michael Scott: Any good headhunter knows that I am available.
Dwight Schrute: Any really good headhunter will storm your village at sunset with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a ceremonial knife.
Jim Halpert: Right, because that's what we're talking about.
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Pam Beesly: Ladies. Are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all? We don't even give him full internet access.
[long pause]
Kevin: Wait what?
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Michael Scott: Hey let me escort you to your desk.
Pam Beesly: Ok it's just... three or four steps but thank you. [sits down] Thank you.
Michael Scott: You and Jim are close, huh?
Pam Beesly: Yeah I think the pregnancy really brought us together.
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Andy: Sooo...
Pam Beesly: What's up?
Andy: Me, all night. Dreaming about Angela's smokin' hot body.
Pam Beesly: You're being gross.
Andy: Not from a male perspective.
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Jim Halpert: Those reports affect our bonuses, which is kind of great for me, because you wouldn't know from looking at her, but Pam's a gold digger.
Pam Beesly: [over Jim's bluetooth] Hey, New York ain't free! Get back to work!
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Pam Beesly: I did it! I learned everything about this machine. I know all the buttons, even the inside ones. I know all the error messages. I could, do a bound book in plastic with offset colors. Which feels....
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