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Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: [Drunk and yelling] Yeah lunch was great.
Jim Halpert: Shhhhh.
Pam Beesly: [At a still loud but quieter volume] Lunch was great. They had a fondue and what else did they have?
Jim Halpert: They had a bottomless champagne.
Pam Beesly: We never found that bottom.
Jim Halpert: No we did not.
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Pam Beesly: Are those Michael's Levi's?
Ryan: Yeah. Who drycleans jeans?
Pam Beesly: Michael and his jeans... he gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens, but I can tell you he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.
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Jim Halpert: There was one thing we were curious about. Your flexibility on things like Easter or Memorial Day because we might wanna change our days around a little bit.
Daycare owner: That seems a bit premature, don't you think. I don't even know if I have a space for you yet and you're already lining up your holiday plans.
Jim Halpert: Oh no sorry. Um, we're planners. But were also flexible too so you know what, maybe we could just discuss it when the time comes.
Daycare owner: Yep. If the time comes we can discuss it.
[long pause]
Pam Beesly: Is this because Jim walked in on you going to the bathroom?
Jim Halpert: Whhat.
Daycare owner: Seriously? You told her?
Pam Beesly: Did I? It might have come up while we were waiting for you.
Daycare owner: And you thought that might have something to do with how the meeting is going.
Jim Halpert: No I didn't--
Pam Beesly: Maybe because it doesn't seem to be going super well.
Daycare owner: Well. You didn't consider the fact that it might not be going super well just because it might not be going super well?
Pam Beesly: Nope. 'Cause we're really nice people but you don't seem to like us.
Daycare owner: I'm being perfectly pleasant. Do you ever consider that you might not be as charming as you think you are.
Jim Halpert: Ohhh. This coming from the guy who still uses a children's toilet? [long silence] Why didn't you just lock the door, man?
Daycare owner: It doesn't lock, for the children's safety.
Jim Halpert: Anybody could have walked in.
Daycare owner: Story time.
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Pam Beesly: The cake's really good.
Helene Oh I know! I love when they use buttercream frosting.
Michael Scott: Finish your cake, Helene. I want you to enjoy that cake. Because I have something terrible I need to tell you. And I want you to enjoy your cake before I tell you this terrible, terrible thing.
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Pam Beesly: If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally not true and I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.
Dwight Schrute: Oh man! Am I a woman?
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Jim Halpert: So, how do you guys know each other?
Dwight's Babysitter: I was his babysitter.
Pam Beesly: And now you guys are, dating?
Dwight Schrute: Purely carnal. That's all you need to know.
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Michael Scott: Pam. Pamela. Pamalamadingdong. Making copies.
Pam Beesly: I'm not making any copies.
Michael Scott: Let's go. Messages. Stat. Lot to do, lot to do. Information superhighway.
Pam Beesly: Nothing new.
Michael Scott: Lay them on moi-- what?
Pam Beesly: There's nothing new.
Michael Scott: That's not what you said earlier.
Pam Beesly: Oh. Do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the... [looks at camera]
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Jim Halpert: So, tell me again why I can't be apart of your club?
Pam Beesly: Because some people think that you'd monopolize the conversation by trying to be funny.
Jim Halpert: Oscar?
Pam Beesly: Some people.
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Jim Halpert: Okay, shhhh stop. Stop whatever you're doing because this is going to be good.
[looking at Dwight buy a purse from Katy, the purse girl]
Jim Halpert: [imitating Dwight in high-falsetto voice] Hi. My name is Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good lord, look at these purses! This is something special. Oh my God. Is this Salvatore Di-chini-asta?
Pam Beesly: [mimicking Katy] Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that.
Jim Halpert: Yes, well I want to stress test it. You know, in case anything happens.
Pam Beesly: Oh!
Jim Halpert: Oh! That was really. [Dwight hits purse against table] This is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is ooooh... This is the prettiest one of all. I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much?
Pam Beesly: Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad.
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Jim Halpert: Oh so Dwight gave me this wooden mallard as a gift. I found a recording device in it. Yes. So. I think if I play it just right, I can get Dwight to live out the plot of National Treasure.
Pam Beesly: You need to be more upset about this. She's your mother too now. Your mother is sleeping with Michael Scott.
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Manager: And I must say that since we are a family business it's nice to see that you are too.
Andy: Ohhhh! No--wow. You thought that..? Oh my gosh. Oh definitely not.
Manager: My mistake, I'm sorry.
Pam Beesly: It's okay.
Andy: Nnnn--actually it's kind of not okay. Um, I date models. Face models. My girlfriend, on a scale of one to Giselle, uh, a nine.
Manager: That's... that's good for you.
Pam Beesly: Anyway, we also have a special on--
Andy: Pam's carrying our surrogate. Because, my girlfriend needed to keep her figure for fashion week. So we, uh, we put our baby in Pam. Doesn't matter what Pam looks like.
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Pam Beesly: I have a ton of stuff to do for the wedding, and I have to do it in the office. And that can be kind of awkward. Um, just because people can get all weird about wedding stuff, and I just I don't want to offend Angela. Or someone.
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