Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Andy: You can't let a girl feel good about herself. It will backfire on you. Every compliment has to be backhanded. Oh I like your dress, but I'd like it better if you had prettier hair.
Pam Beesly: That's psychotic. [pause] Do guys actually do that?
Jim Halpert: Well guys with girlfriends don't.
Andy: That's low, Tuna.
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Pam Beesly: [in Jim's ear over bluetooth] Ooh, cute shoes online.
Jim Halpert: How many shoes do you need?
Dwight Schrute: I donno. Two? Maybe three if one wears out. How many shoes do you need?
Jim Halpert: I'm not talking to you.
Dwight Schrute: Who are you talking to?
Jim Halpert: Pam.
Dwight Schrute: She's not here, Jim!
Jim Halpert: No, she's not.
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Pam Beesly: Michael and Jan definitely made out--
Jim Halpert: Ohhhhhhhh.
Pam Beesly: Maybe more...
Jim Halpert: Ahhhhh.
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Pam Beesly: Am I being mean to Dwight? I dunno. I did just make him run around the building and I have no intention in timing him. This isn't even a stopwatch. It's a digital thermometer. He does make my life harder sometimes. And on purpose. Like he tried to put meters on the bathroom stalls as a way of bringing in more money for the company. [To Dwight] Hey. Three more laps to go! You gotta pick it up if you're going to beat Toby!
Dwight Schrute: Ahhh!
Pam Beesly: I should probably get back to work. [goes inside]
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Stripper: Oh my God. I would get so fat if I worked here.
Pam Beesly: Yeah? I lose my appetite all the time.
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Salesman: How about I make an appointment to come back, that way I know he'll be here.
Pam Beesly: That is a great idea. Umm... [looking through calendar] Oh boy... he's really....
Jim Halpert: Mmmmichael Scott, manager, hi how are ya? Nice to meet you.
Pam Beesly: There he is!
Salesman: Oh hey, great, look at that.
Jim Halpert: Whew, I can assure you we don't need a new system though, happy with ours.
Michael Scott: [enters] Hello, may I help you?
Jim Halpert: [addresses Michael] Jimbo!
Michael Scott: [smiles] Jim...
Jim Halpert: Aaayyyyyyyyy!
Michael Scott: [beat] Aaaayyyyyyy!
Pam, Jim, Michael: Aaaaaaayyyyyyy [Dwight runs up and joins in] Aaaaaayyyyyy!
Salesman: K. I'm uh, I'm gonna be going. [leaves]
Pam, Jim, Michael, Dwight: Aaaaaayyyyyyyy!
Michael Scott: [laughing] What was that?
Pam Beesly: That was funny.
Michael Scott: That was funny, let's go do it to somebody else.
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Pam Beesly: Well I just wanna take a minute to talk to you all about something very serious. Once every hour, someone is involved in an internet scam. That man is Michael Scott. He's supporting about twenty Nigerian princesses.
Michael Scott: Hey, you know what? Forgive me for caring.
Pam Beesly: Michael is a great delegater. He never does any work himself, ever. [Dwight claps loudly] And one time I walked in on him naked. And his thing is so small. [goes to sit down]
Kevin: How small is it?
Pam Beesly: If it were an iPod it would be a shuffle!
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Michael Scott: 1-2-3 what are we gonna do!
Pam Beesly: Corner idea...
Michael Scott: No-- you're supposed to say, "rock the house!"
Ryan: Rock the house!
Pam Beesly: How would we know that?
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Michael Scott: Jim! Could you come in here please? [Jim walks into Michael's office, see's computer's face. Stops]
Harvey: Hi, Jim.
Jim Halpert: [surprised] Hello.
Harvey: I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.
Michael Scott: [snorts with laughter] I'm sorry.
Jim Halpert: Zing.
Michael Scott: Oh, wow! That's so rude. I'm sorry, I can't control him.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, you can.
Michael Scott: You know what? Get Pam.
Jim Halpert: For this?
Michael Scott: PAM!
Harvey: [as Pam walks in] Pam, you look very hot today.
Michael Scott: [giggles]
Jim Halpert: Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael's new friend.
Pam Beesly: Great.
Harvey: Me so horny, me love you long tim.
Michael Scott: Ah! Oohhh!
Jim Halpert: Woah . . .
Michael Scott: That is gross!
Pam Beesly: Who's Long Tim?
Michael Scott: Dammit.
Harvey: Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
Jim Halpert: Ah, well, Yoy should bring Long Tim in one day.
Michael Scott: No . . .
Pam Beesly: I'd love to meet Long Tim.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, right?
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
Harvey: You ruined a funny joke you. Get out of my offive.
Jim Halpert: Ok.
Pam Beesly: Ok. Bye, Harvey!
Harvey: Boobs.
Michael Scott: [giggles]
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Pam Beesly: Who's that?
Jim Halpert: Oh that's just my avatar- guy. Whatever.
Pam Beesly: He looks a lot like you. How much time did you spend on this?
Jim Halpert: Not much. It's just for tracking Dwight, so...
Pam Beesly: Right. You're a sports writer in Philadelphia? Nice build, too.
Jim Halpert: Yep.
Pam Beesly: You have a guitar, slung on your back. I did not know you played guitar.
Jim Halpert: I-- why don't we go back to animation?
Pam Beesly: No, no I wanna see more of Philly Jim! I want Philly Jim.
Jim Halpert: Ahh, show me how this works.
Pam Beesly: Oh boy.
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Dwight Schrute: Parley, my office, five minutes.
Pam Beesly: Parley?
Creed: Pirate code, he wants to meet.
Pam Beesly: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Creed: I understand it, I can't speak it.
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Pam Beesly: I knew it.
Jim Halpert: You did not know it.
Pam Beesly: I knew some of it.
Jim Halpert: Everyone knew some of it.
Pam Beesly: [Pam turns to Jim] It's Christmas.
Jim Halpert: You knew it.
Pam Beesly: Thank you. [to camera] I knew it.
Jim Halpert: She knew it.
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