Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Phyllis: I sure wish I had more time to talk to my clients though.
Pam Beesly: What?
Phyllis: Isn't that what you said to a bunch of my clients when you were stealing them? That I didn't have enough time for 'em?
Pam Beesly: Oh, I um...
Phyllis: Close your mouth sweetie you look like a trout.
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Pam Beesly: Let me make something clear. Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office.
Jim Halpert: No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place.
Pam Beesly: Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed.
Jim Halpert: And a shower.
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Pam Beesly: Michael. Do you remember you specifically told me to bring one sheet of paper. You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. I said, 'are you sure Michael?' And you said, 'Pam! Pam! Pam!' And then you sneezed in my tea and then you said, 'don't worry it's just allergies.' Do you remember that?
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Toby: Pam, want my sunscreen?
Pam Beesly: Oh, great. I forgot mine and I'm wearing a two-piece.
[Toby sighs]
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Michael Scott: Pam, please clear my phone lines.
Pam Beesly: Certainly. Beep-boop bee-boop-boop beep beep beep boop. Okay, clear.
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Delivery Guy: Phyllis Lapin?
Pam Beesly: Holy God.
Delivery Guy: It's from Bob.
Kevin: Man that thing's bigger than I am.
Delivery Guy: No it's not.
Kevin: Oh zip it.
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Pam Beesly: [to the accountants] Hey guys, we're all going to visit Merridith and some of us are pitching in a few dollars for flowers.
Kevin: Who's 'we'? You and Jim?
Pam Beesly: No, so far Phylis, Stanley and I.
Kevin: Oh, I bet Jim goes too.
Pam Beesly: Yeah, I haven't asked him yet.
Kevin: I bet you ask.
Pam Beesly: I was planning on it.
Kevin: I bet you were.
Oscar: [an aside to Kevin, whispering] Stop.
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Pam Beesly: Look, I really need this new chair. I mean, seriously, how is it possible that in five years I've had two engagement rings, and only one chair?
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Kevin: [looking through Luke's groceries] Wait. Soy ice cream. Did you get real ice cream?
Pam Beesly: Or enough for everyone?
Luke: No man there was no list. But I got Bagel Chips.
Oscar: Oh my favorite part of an ice cream party. Bagel Chips!
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Jim Halpert: Jim Halpert.
Dwight Schrute: Let me out.
Jim Halpert: Who IS this?
Dwight Schrute: Let me out or you're fired
Jim Halpert: No, you can't fire me.
Dwight Schrute: Yes I can. I'm manager for the day. Clean out your desk.
Jim Halpert: Okay, can you hold on? I'm getting the, ah. (answers incoming call) Jim Halpert.
Pam Beesly: Hi Jim. It's Pam.
Dwight Schrute: JIM! OPEN THE DOOR!
Pam Beesly: Good, how are you? Busy?
Jim Halpert: I'm doing okay, getting excited for the weekend though. What are you up to?
Dwight Schrute: JIM!!
Pam Beesly: Um, I'm not bothering you, am I?
Jim Halpert: No, not at all.
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Pam Beesly: Hey! I wanna say something. I've been trying to be more honest lately, and I just wanna say a few things. I did the coal walk! Just, I did it. Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss. Wow I feel really good right now. [pause] Why didn't any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It's like sometimes some of you act like I don't even exist. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends. And things are just like weird between us. And that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. And I really miss you. I shouldn't have been with Roy, and there were a lot of reasons to call of my wedding. But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you're with someone else. And that's fine. It's, whatever, it's not what I'm- I'm not- Okay my feet really hurt. The thing that I'm just trying to say to you Jim, and to everyone else in the circle, I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay. I am gonna go walk in the water now. Yep. It's a good day. [she runs away]
Michael Scott: Pam! That was amazing! ...But I am still looking for someone with a sales background.
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Dwight Shrute: Pam would you care for a bagel?
Pam Beesly: Oh, no thank you.
Dwight Shrute: Oh, that's right, you're a woman and you need to refuse food the first time. I'll try again. [turns half way around then turns back to Pam] Please Pam, reconsider and have a bagel.
Pam Beesly: I have an early lunch.
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