Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: Well Pam and I have eloped. Actually, we just robbed a bank! And we are on the lamb. [laughs] Seriously, I am on a lecture circuit. Apparently, Scranton has the best sales of any regional branch, so David Wallace has asked me to go to all the branches - except Nashua, still a little bit raw, there - but I am going to these branches and I am telling them my secret recipe for success. My eleven business herbs and spices, in a sales batter. [Pam, struggling with Michael's luggage, drops it behind him] Ohhh THAT. Well that, is Pam. Pam is coming along as my assistant and my driver so I can focus. And I like to pack heavy.
Pam Beesly: He brought a sled.
Michael Scott: No! That is a toboggan. You never know when you're going to find a snowy hill. So. Every musician has a hot assistant and every rock star has a roadie and Pam is my hot roadie.
Pam Beesly: Yeah! I love being on the road, but I especially love the time-and-a-half pay, twenty-four hours a day for three days. 'Cause, I have a mortgage now! Gotta bring home the bucks!
Michael Scott: Yea-oh don't say bucks, that's not lady-like.
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Pam Beesly: Finally, I want to thank God, because God gave me this Dundee and I feel God in this Chili's tonight.
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Michael Scott: You sort of disappeared there for a while. Where you been?
Pam Beesly: Yeah I needed to take care of some stuff.
Michael Scott: Yeah?
Pam Beesly: That's as specific as I'd like to be.
Michael Scott: Well at least you're still being honest with me.
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Pam Beesly: We could get DeAngelo flowers.
Dwight Schrute: No, you can't get flowers for someone who's in a coma. They'll wilt before he wakes up.
[Everybody agrees] Yeah. That's true.
Jim Halpert: All in favor of the baskets, full of chocolates, teddy bears, and balloons. [Raises hand]
[Oscar, Phyllis, Angela, Jim, and Pam raise their hand]
Dwight Schrute: Wait, wait. All in favor with canned goods, chainsaw, gasoline, and emergency radio incase he wakes up post-apocolypse...
[Dwight's the only one who raises his hand]
Jim Halpert: Nope. Baskets have it.
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Pam Beesly: What a cute bench.
Michael Scott: Thanks, that's my bed. Jan has, uh, some space issues so I crawl up on that puppy
Jim Halpert: Really? 'Cause, it seems pretty narrow... and short.
Michael Scott: It's actually a lot bigger than it seems. Look at this. [lies down on bench]
Jan: See? He fits perfectly.
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Pam Beesly: [at Reception] Quick announcement! New year, new candy!
Kevin: [walking over] Woo woo!
Pam Beesly: Ok be careful, Kevin. They're kind of spicy.
Kevin: Hot tomales.
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
Kevin: Uh oh.
Pam Beesly: So maybe you should just try ONE at first and if it's ok have a couple more.
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Michael Scott: I grab this [picks up a chainsaw] and I say, "prepare yourself, for the Utica chainstorm massacre!"
Karen: No. That is-- that's incredibly dangerous.
Michael Scott: No, don't worry, the chain is off.
Pam Beesly: No it's not.
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Pam Beesly: I haven't heard anything, but I bet Jim got the job. I mean, why wouldn't he? He's totally qualified and smart; everyone loves him. And... if he never comes back again, that's okay. We're friends and I'm sure we'll stay friends. We just... we never got the timing right, you know? I shot him down, and then he did the same to me. But you know what? It's okay, I'm totally fine. Everything's going to be totally--
Jim Halpert: Pam! [looks at camera] Sorry. Um, are you free for dinner tonight?
Pam Beesly: Yes.
Jim Halpert: Alright, then it's a date.
Pam Beesly: [looking so happy she's about to cry] I'm sorry, what was the question?
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Jim Halpert: Truce?
Pam Beesly: Yeah, I guess, since I won.
Jim Halpert: You did win. You did win. Anyway, I'm going to need three copies of each of these, stapled and collated. [starts walking away then turns and comes back] Totally kidding... [leans in close as if to kiss Pam] I'm going to need four. [kisses Pam]
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Pam Beesly: We could get DeAngelo flowers.
Dwight Schrute: No, you can't get flowers for someone who's in a coma. They'll wilt before he wakes up.
[Group agrees] Yeah. That's true. Definitely.
Jim Halpert: All in favor of the baskets, full of chocolates, teddy bears, and balloons.
[Oscar, Phyllis, Angela, Jim, and Pam raise their hand]
Dwight Schrute: Wait wait, all in favor of the knap sack, filled with canned goods, chainsaw, gasoline, and emergency radio in case he wakes up pose-apocolypse.
[Dwight's the only one who raises his hand]
Jim Halpert: Nope. Baskets have it.
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Pam Beesly: Guess who just got into the Pratt school of Design.
Jim Halpert: No way. What did I say? I said that they'd love those sketches. [hugging Pam] Congratulations!
Pam Beesly: Oh thank you! I don't know what you doubted it because I'm so clearly awesome.
Jim Halpert: Yes. When do you start?
Pam Beesly: I don't know I didn't read it carefully. I just saw congratulations and I skimmed the list and I saw my name and I came in here to tell you and get a snack.
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Pam Beesly: [watching Michael's plane take off. Crying and has smeared make up on] No he wasn't sad. He was full of hope. About Colorado, and he was hoping to get an upgrade as an award's member. And he said he was just real excited to get home and see Holly.
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