Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: I don't care what they say about me I just wanna eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party!
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Pam Beesly: C'mon Angela don't you have a game?
Angela: I have one, yes.
Pam Beesly: Well let's play. What is it?
Angela: I call it 'Pam Pong'. I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you.
Pam Beesly: We're friends.
Angela: Apparently.
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Pam Beesly: [about Jan's message to Michael] I have one idea of what it means.
Michael Scott: Okay, yeah, what, what?
Pam Beesly: Well, I don't think you're going to be very happy with this.
Michael Scott: Oh, great. Alright, well, now I'm in a terrible mood. Let's do your performance review.
Pam Beesly: [quickly] Because she's conflicted. She has to be professional but she's fighting feelings for you.
Michael Scott: Why.. that's great news. That-- that-- Why would-- why would I not like that?
Pam Beesly: Um, just cuz that you work together and it might be awkward.
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Dwight Schrute: You want me to translate the German instructions for you?
Pam Beesly: No I'm sure they're pretty much the same as the English instructions.
Dwight Schrute: Pssh. Typical American arrogance that got us involved in war we never should have been in. World War Two.
Pam Beesly: Well, fine. Do the German instructions say what this is supposed to do?
Dwight Schrute: [looking through manual] Deutsch. Let me see here... it is either an insense dispenser... or a, ceremonial sarcophagus.
Pam Beesly: Humph.
[cut to talking head]
Dwight Schrute: My German is pre-Industrial and mostly religious.
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Jim Halpert: So, how do you guys know each other?
Dwight's Babysitter: I was his babysitter.
Pam Beesly: And now you guys are, dating?
Dwight Schrute: Purely carnal. That's all you need to know.
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Oscar: Pam, just for the record I think you're over-reacting a little bit. Your mom's old enough to make her own decisions.
Pam Beesly: Oh, well, thanks Oscar. I was just wondering, how would you feel if Michael was sleeping with your mom.
Oscar: My mother's in a wheelchair.
Pam Beesly: Well he could still... I'm sorry about that.
[Pam starts walking away but turns around]
Pam Beesly: Oh could I just get you to sign this second page.
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Michael Scott: Who's ahead in points?
Pam Beesly: I think they're even. At various times you gave Jim, 10 points, Dwight, a gold star and Stanley, a thumbs-up. And I don't really know how to compare those units.
Michael Scott: Well check to see if there's a conversion chart in that notebook.
Pam Beesly: I really doubt it Michael.
Michael Scott: Please just check.
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Jim Halpert: [over the phone to Pam] Ok you gotta hear this. Jan's shower is going on right now, she's singing Son of a Preacher Man. Everyone's just STARING at her! Like, the song is about losing your virginity next to a church. And guess what? She's been singing for the last twenty minutes!
Pam Beesly: I can hear anything!
Jim Halpert: Oh. Oh ok. Well you know what, I, uh, just uh, call me later.
Pam Beesly: Okay?
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Pam Beesly: Oh, also, Michael went to Jamaica with Jan.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, how have we not talked about this already? I mean what happened there? Kidnapping?
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Pam Beesly: (Starting to cry) I don't think I can do it.
Jim Halpert: (Comforting Pam) Hey are you kidding me?
Michael Scott: (Behind jim trying to also comfort Pam) Are you kidding me?
Jim Halpert: If anyone can do this, you can do this.
Michael Scott: You can do this, you can do this.
Jim Halpert: Pam, I'm scared. I'm real scared.
Michael Scot: I'm scared too.
Kevin: (Trying to also comfort Pam) I'm petrified.
Jim Halpert: But the best news is, we're going to have a baby today, a really awesome baby
Michael Scott: We're gonna have a Ba-by.
Jim Halpert: So let's have it at the hospital.
Michael Scott: Let's do that.
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Pam Beesly: You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundees are like a car wreck that you want to look away from but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.
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[the office is gathered around Stanley's computer, all talking at once about Hilary Swank]
Kevin: Not at all.
Creed: She's cute.
Meredith: She's got mean eyes.
Pam Beesly: [walking over] Have you seen her with her bangs?
Kevin: She looks like a monster.
Jim Halpert: Guys, she is a beautiful movie star. So, maybe we could just, go to work.
Meredith: She is an amazing actress.
Kevin: That's not the question.
Phyllis: She's not hot.
Kevin: Yeah! Thank you Phyllis.
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