Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: What happened to you people? "We are just office drones. We are office drones. All we do is work. Is work."
[cut to talking head]
Pam Beesly: If you don't take out his battery he just keeps going all day.
[back to the office]
Pam Beesly: Oh no your battery fell out!
Michael Scott: [dying] I... was just learning to love...
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Kevin: No food now?! Someone has to do something about Dwight!
Creed: I put some snacks in the freezer for us.
Pam Beesly: You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?
Creed: No, the blueberry Slurpee pouch.
Phyllis: He means the ice pack.
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Michael Scott: Pam, I'm public speaking. Stop public interrupting me. Actually, this would be good practice for your wedding toast.
Pam Beesly: Yeah, the bride doesn't really do... have... you ever been to a wedding?
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Pam Beesly: Okay, well, sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like, what it means instead of what it is.
Dwight Schrute: You mean... like a ham?
Pam Beesly: [pause] No, not like a ham. It's about doing something so that the person knows that you really care about her. That you remember her--
Dwight Schrute: Okay shut up. I know exactly what to do.
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Michael Scott: [imitating Meryl Streep] Get me Armani.
Pam Beesly: A suit?
Michael Scott: On the phone!
Pam Beesly: Like the main company number 'cause I'm going to have to call information--
Michael Scott: Where's Armani? He's on the phone. Too slow. [whispers] You're not going to Paris! I'm so much better then you are.
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Michael Scott: [walks in and Jim announced him and Pam are engaged] What's going on?
Pam Beesly: [over the speakerphone] No, nothing. Nothing, Michael. Just saying hi.
Creed: The tall guy got engaged.
Michael Scott: [to Jim] To be married?!
Jm Halpert: Yep.
[Michael hurls himself at Jim with enough force to knock Jim onto the ground with a thud]
Pam Beesly: Sorry.
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Pam Beesly: This is our first, and only, Valentine's Day as fiancees.
Jim Halpert: You're only engaged once! Well, present company excluded.
Pam Beesly: Really Jim. On Cupid's birthday.
Jim Halpert: Yeah. [leans in to kiss Pam and is denied] She's fine.
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Pam Beesly: Here's what I was thinking: Everyone sits on a chair everyday, but not everyone--
Michael Scott: Sits on a copier.
Pam Beesly: Or, even USES the copier every day.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Very valid!
Pam Beesly: That's it. [laughing] Alright. See ya later... hot tie guy!
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Michael Scott: What I would like you to do, is take this folded note and deliver it to Toby Flenderson. I want you to just react to whatever this note illicits. Do not read it beforehand! Can you do that?
Pam Beesly: Sure.
Michael Scott: Good!
Pam Beesly: [opens the note] "Please hug and kiss me no matter how hard I struggle I am too shy to tell you that I love you."
Michael Scott: Damn it. Pam. You gave me your word.
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Michael Scott: Tonight we will be hosting at Louie Volpies!
Kevin: Nice!
Phyllis: I love their breadsticks!
Pam Beesly: Oh their breadsticks are like crack!
Ryan: I love when people say "like crack" when they've obviously never done crack.
Pam Beesly: Well, the breadsticks are like what then, Ryan, what can I use?
Ryan: I don't know, something from your world. The breadsticks are like scrapbooking.
Pam Beesly: You're right, you're right. I'm a middle class broad.
Michael Scott: Shh shh! Okay, okay. Everybody's right. They're like breadsticks on steroids. Right?
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Andy: By show of hands who thinks we're a better couple than Jim and Pam.
Pam Beesly: Phyllis!
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Pam Beesly: Hey, how you doing?
Daryl: Been thinking about my grandmother a lot.
Pam Beesly: Yeah..
Daryl: She was about to turn 97.
Pam Beesly: At least she lived a very long and I'm sure very happy life.
Daryl: Hmm.
Pam Beesly: Got you this card. When you're ready, we all signed it. We just want you to know we're thinking about you.
Daryl: Thank you. [Now reading card] 'Congratulations Daryl, let's get wasted. Have fun today big guy. Oh yeah, party time. Whoop. Whoop.'
Pam Beesly: It's possible that some people thought it was your birthday.
Daryl: [Continues reading] ' Hooray, live it up Big D. Days like this don't come up for a long time, to celebrate. You deserve this.'
Dwight Schrute: [Blows on a noisemaker and wearing a birthday hat]
Andy: Birthday punches! [starts punching Daryl in the gut while Daryl's eyes water] 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! 11! 12! 13! 14! 15! 16! 17! 18! 19! 20! 21! 22! 23! 24! 25!
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