Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: What's the news?
Jim Halpert: Nothing yet.
Pam Beesly: Well I guess that's not-
Jim Halpert: Well there is some bad news... [accent] There has been another murder.
Michael Scott: Another murder, you say? I do declare.
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Jim Halpert: There are other reasons to go to Ohio--
Pam Beesly: We're getting married today!
Jim Halpert: So it turns out it's the closest place to get a marriage license without a three day waiting period.
Pam Beesly: Tell 'em how it happened.
Jim Halpert: Ok so we're going through all the wedding plans and boy, it is complicated--
Pam Beesly: And very expensive.
Jim Halpert: Very expensive! 'Cause you say you want a small wedding and that's great, but then you have to invite--
Pam Beesly: You can't leave anyone out.
Jim Halpert: No one!
Pam Beesly: Ok just get to the good part.
Jim Halpert: Right. Oh! So this morning, we are having breakfast together... and I just looked up from my cereal and I said, "you know what I wanna do today? I wanna marry you."
Pam Beesly: I had just woken up. I didn't look cute. That's how I knew he meant it.
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Pam Beesly: [on the phone to Jim] Thanks. My costume's getting a lot of attention.
Pam Beesly: [talking head] So, apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I'd known that before I used grease paint for my mustache. And I can't even take off my hat, because then I'm Hitler.
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Angela: Meredith! If you don't come to my party, you will be very, very sorry.
Meredith: Is that a threat?
Angela: No, it's an invitation.
Pam Beesly: We have vodka!
Karen: Lots of it!
[Meredith joins their party]
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Michael Scott: Here we go, knock knock.
Pam Beesly: Who's there.
Michael Scott: Buddha.
Pam Beesly: Buddha who.
Michael Scott: Buddha this bread for me! [putting a slice of bread and block of butter on the desk]
[Michael and Dwight laugh hysterically]
Michael Scott: I need something to wipe my hand.
Pam Beesly: [handing a napkin] Yep there's-- there's butter on my desk.
Michael Scott: It was a classic.
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Pam Beesly: I think Michael may have snapped.
Jim Halpert: Or maybe he's just stuck in character.
Pam Beesly: Which is worse? Snapped or stuck?
Jim Halpert: Both. They're both worse.
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Vikram: He's taking a long time. Is it possible he's bowling? I mean you know him better than I do.
Pam Beesly: Yes. Yes it's possible. [gets out of the car]
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Michael Scott: Spamster.
Pam Beesly: Um... Pam, plus spam, plus?
Michael Scott: Hamster.
Pam Beesly: Right.
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Pam Beesly: Am I being mean to Dwight? I dunno. I did just make him run around the building and I have no intention in timing him. This isn't even a stopwatch. It's a digital thermometer. He does make my life harder sometimes. And on purpose. Like he tried to put meters on the bathroom stalls as a way of bringing in more money for the company. [To Dwight] Hey. Three more laps to go! You gotta pick it up if you're going to beat Toby!
Dwight Schrute: Ahhh!
Pam Beesly: I should probably get back to work. [goes inside]
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Salesman: How about I make an appointment to come back, that way I know he'll be here.
Pam Beesly: That is a great idea. Umm... [looking through calendar] Oh boy... he's really....
Jim Halpert: Mmmmichael Scott, manager, hi how are ya? Nice to meet you.
Pam Beesly: There he is!
Salesman: Oh hey, great, look at that.
Jim Halpert: Whew, I can assure you we don't need a new system though, happy with ours.
Michael Scott: [enters] Hello, may I help you?
Jim Halpert: [addresses Michael] Jimbo!
Michael Scott: [smiles] Jim...
Jim Halpert: Aaayyyyyyyyy!
Michael Scott: [beat] Aaaayyyyyyy!
Pam, Jim, Michael: Aaaaaaayyyyyyy [Dwight runs up and joins in] Aaaaaayyyyyy!
Salesman: K. I'm uh, I'm gonna be going. [leaves]
Pam, Jim, Michael, Dwight: Aaaaaayyyyyyyy!
Michael Scott: [laughing] What was that?
Pam Beesly: That was funny.
Michael Scott: That was funny, let's go do it to somebody else.
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Pam Beesly: Maybe I played a little in junior high. And in high school. Maybe a little in college. And went to volleyball camp most summas!
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Kelly: Dwight get out of my nook!
Pam Beesly: That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said!
Jim Halpert: [pause as he looks at the camera] Nice one.
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