Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Jim Halpert: So, how do you guys know each other?
Dwight's Babysitter: I was his babysitter.
Pam Beesly: And now you guys are, dating?
Dwight Schrute: Purely carnal. That's all you need to know.
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Jim Halpert: Truce?
Pam Beesly: Yeah, I guess, since I won.
Jim Halpert: You did win. You did win. Anyway, I'm going to need three copies of each of these, stapled and collated. [starts walking away then turns and comes back] Totally kidding... [leans in close as if to kiss Pam] I'm going to need four. [kisses Pam]
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Michael Scott: What is that smell. Do you smell that? What is that? Is there a sulfur deposit under here.
Pam Beesly: Michael, stop.
Michael Scott: No I'm serious, we don't have to put up with--is it the dogs? You know what, we don't have to deal with this. I am going to Google sulphur maps.
Dwight Schrute: Michael it's Phyllis.
Michael Scott: ...No this is geological.
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Dwight Schrute: [giving the volleyball to Pam to serve] Okay! Hey Pam how're you doing! Hey do you know if you're right-handed or left-handed. Or do you even know? What hand do you use to answer the phone.
Pam Beesly: Back off Dwight.
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Pam Beesly: What do I want, what do I want? Ooh. Pencil cup.
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Pam Beesly: On average, how many hours a day do you spend naked in your office, just ballpark.
Michael Scott: European offices are naked all the time.
Pam Beesly: They're so not.
Michael Scott: Besides my shirttail covered most of it so--
Pam Beesly: I didn't see where it started I saw where it ended.
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Oscar: Do you know?
Michael Scott: Do I know what?
Oscar: I think you know.
Michael Scott: Mm, no...
Phyllis: Know what?
Pam Beesly: Yeah, know what?
Oscar: Does anyone happen to know what 15% of 4300 is?
Michael Scott: 645 dollars.
Kevin: Michael's a genius!
Oscar: Why did you say dollars?
Michael Scott: Because that is how my mind works.
Oscar: What's 15% of 200? [Michael doesn't answer] Thank you. Everyone, Michael is returning the surplus so he can keep 15% as a bonus.
Jim Halpert: Wait, what?
Pam Beesly: You can do that?
Kevin: Hey Michael, what's 394 times 5,912?
Michael Scott: Let's see...
Pam Beesly: You're gonna give yourself a bonus of $645 instead of getting the entire office something it really needs?
Michael Scott: I don't need $645; I already have $645, more or less.
Oscar: You're gonna get us a copier then?
Michael Scott: This is so stupid.
Pam Beesly: Or chairs?
Michael Scott: This is so, so stupid. And, God... [looks at his watch] that's my phone.
Stanley: I didn't hear a phone.
Michael Scott: To be continued!
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Erin: Pam, how would you rate me as a receptionist, on a scale of one to three?
Pam Beesly: Ummm, two?
Erin: That's like the second to last thing I wanted to hear.
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Pam Beesly: I don't know what the future holds. But, I'm optimistic. And, uh, I had fun goofing around with Dwight today. Jim and I are just too, similar. Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. But, you-- but that is a, um, you know not-- a man. A man version. But, uh, until then, I can hold my head up. I'm not gay.
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Pam Beesly: Hey, what's that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.
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Pam Beesly: Dunder Mifflin please hold. Dunder Mifflin please hold. Okay, sorry Michael just walked by.
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Pam Beesly: You do realize we can't serve liquor at the party.
Michael Scott: Yeah I know, damnit. Stupid corporate wet-blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody.
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