Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: I am going to give you a little blast from the past of Michael Gary Scott when he was a child star, and a show that you might remember called 'Fundle Bundle.' Okay? Without further ado, Ryan?
Miss Trudy: [from TV] ...Bundle, are you ready to come on in? [TV children cheer] Let's have some fun!
Michael Scott: That... is Miss Trudy. Can't tell from the costume, but she had an amazing body. Okay, you can... fast forward. And... I want you... to...
Dwight Schrute: Is that a real fun shooting windmill?
Michael Scott: Stop! Stop! Stop! [Ryan resumes the tape] Yes! That is, uh, Edward R. Meow.
Jim Halpert: That's pretty funny.
Michael Scott: Yeah.
Edward R. Meow: ...Recess! Hey, what's your name?
Chet: My name's Chet.
Edward R. Meow: Well hi Chet.
Oscar: Is that Chet Montgomery?
Michael Scott: Uhh, I don't know.
Pam Beesly: That is!
Darryl: Checkin' in with Chet. Doppler's up.
Edward R. Meow: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Chet: I want to be on TV!
Dwight Schrute: [employees chuckle] And he is on TV now!
Michael Scott: Can everyone please shut up, please! So you don't miss it.
Edward R. Meow: Okay, next? So, what's your name?
Michael Scott: Oh! That's me. Shh. Shh.
Edward R. Meow: Well what's your favorite subject at school?
Young Michael Scott: Recess.
Edward R. Meow: Ree-cesss. So tell me, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Young Michael Scott: I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
Edward R. Meow: [jaw drops, awkward pause] Uh, ah... oh, okay! Well uh, nice talking with you, Michael. Uh, back to you Miss Trudy!
Miss Trudy: Hi everyone, it's one of my favorite times of the day.
Michael Scott: Coulda sworn there was...
Melissa: Did you get married?
Michael Scott: ...uh, no.
Abby: Why not?
Michael Scott: Uh, just never happened.
Sasha: So, do you have any kids?
Michael Scott: Uh, nope.
Jake: Do you have a girlfriend?
Michael Scott: I do okay.
Melissa: Was Chet Montgomery cool back then?
Michael Scott: Yes.
Jake: Even I have a girlfriend.
Michael Scott: Okay! Alright, okay.
Sasha: So you didn't get to be what you wanted to be.
Michael Scott: ...I guess not... you know, I have a load of work to do so I am going to grab a slice of this delish pizza... and I'm going to go do my work. Bye.
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Toby: Oh this looks great. I'd love to be there but my daughter's play is tonight. Dammit! You know, one of the other parents will probably videotape it.
Pam Beesly: Oh, no, you should go.
Toby: Well, it's important to support local art, you know? What they do is not art.
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Michael Scott: If you are lying to me, right now, Pam, your baby is going to come out a liar. That's how it works. They inherit things through the breast milk.
Pam Beesly: Please don't talk about my breast milk.
Michael Scott: I just don't want you to lie to me. I don't want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you?
Pam Beesly: Yeah?
Michael Scott: I just don't want you to.
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Jim Halpert: [quickly] I walked in on someone in the bathroom.
Pam Beesly: What?
Jim Halpert: I just walked in on someone in the bathroom.
Pam Beesly: Who?
Jim Halpert: I donno.
Pam Beesly: The--
Jim Halpert: I donno.
Pam Beesly: The guy we're meeting with?
Jim Halpert: I donno. I donno.
[Jim pulls Pam away]
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Pam Beesly Don't think of it as degrading, think of it as you're holding the pizza six inches in front of his face, and his mouth comes towards the pizza...
Dwight Schrute I'd prefer if he considers it degrading.
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Ben Franklin: You know I invented electricity.
Pam Beesly: I know.
Ben Franklin: Well I'm sensing a little electricity here.
Pam Beesly: Didn't Ben Franklin have syphilis?
Ben Franklin: Yes. But I don't. My name is Gordon.
Pam Beesly: Oh...
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Pam Beesly: I worked until about 2:45am. And then I had to decide if I wanted to spend the night with Michael, editing in his office, and Dwight, watching Michael editing in his office, or drive home and probably fall asleep at the wheel and die in a fiery car wreck. I passed out on my keyboard trying to decide.
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Jim Halpert: Hey Pam... I think that's empty.
Pam Beesly: No, 'cause the ice melts and then it's like... second drink!
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Pam Beesly: (whispering) Oh my God! Wrong baby!
Jim Halpert: (Whispering) What?
Pam Beesly: Wrong baby! This is not our baby!
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Pam Beesly: I don't often miss Roy. But I can tell you one thing, I wish someone flashed me when I was with Roy. That would have been the ass kicking of the century. Especially if it had been Jim. He would not have wanted me to see Jim's-- ....phew, I am saying alot of things...
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Pam Beesly: Do you have any leads on a job?
Michael Scott: Pam what you don't understand is at my level, you don't just look in the want ads for a job, you are headhunted!
Jim Halpert: Have you called any headhunters?
Michael Scott: Any good headhunter knows that I am available.
Dwight Schrute: Any really good headhunter will storm your village at sunset with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a ceremonial knife.
Jim Halpert: Right, because that's what we're talking about.
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Michael Scott: You remember Holly? She used to work for HR.
Pam Beesly: No. Remind me.
Michael Scott: Blond hair. Nice, boobs. Not too big, not too small.
Pam Beesly: Perfect boobs. Of course, I remember Holly.
Michael Scott: She was the love of my life. What you and Jim had times a hundred.
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