Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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David Wallace: I don't know-- what do you want me to do now, Michael? What am I supposed to do now.
Michael Scott: Well David I will be honest with you. I do want the credit without any of the blame.
David Wallace: Okay. Uhhhh... I am going back to New York. [stands up] Pam do me a favor, don't send me those notes.
Pam Beesly: Ok.
David Wallace: I am gone. [leaves]
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Toby: Pam, want my sunscreen?
Pam Beesly: Oh, great. I forgot mine and I'm wearing a two-piece.
[Toby sighs]
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Michael Scott: I was also hoping to hand the giant cheque to a rabies doctor. How's that going?
Pam Beesly: Not well. A doctor won't come out to collect a cheque for 700 dollars. Or 500 dollars if we go with the giant cheque. And also, there is no such thing as a rabies doctor.
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Pam Beesly: Dwight, are you carrying a gun?
Dwight Schrute: The holster was a gift from my Great Uncle, Honk. I don't know, just saying that he's proud of me.
Andy: Dwight, guns make me very uncomfortable.
Dwight Schrute: The gun is just an accessory to the holster okay? I can't walk around carrying an empty holster.
Pam Beesly: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight Schrute: Why do you need to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.
Phyllis: You could put your cell phone in it.
Dwight Schrute: Hello? [Opens and closes his cell phone on his cell phone holder on his belt]
Kevin: You could put a bananna in it.
Dwight Schrute: When would I put a bannana in my holster?
Kevin: Incase you weren't hungry now, but you got hungry later.
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Pam Beesly: We have peanut butter in the kitchen.
[Dwight runs to the kitchen]
Michael Scott: I don't feel like peanut butter. [to Dwight] Get me an ice cream sandwich!
Jim Halpert: Well it's not for you, it's for your hair, and it is [checks watch] 9 am.
[Dwight comes running back]
Pam Beesly: No, Dwight! Not the good peanut butter, people are gonna get mad.
Michael Scott: Hey hey hey! This is my hair we're talking about.
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Andy Look around this room. Does this look like a group of losers? Seriously.
Pam Beesly [Looks around] Oh... [continues crying] Oh God...
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Pam Beesly: Well I just wanna take a minute to talk to you all about something very serious. Once every hour, someone is involved in an internet scam. That man is Michael Scott. He's supporting about twenty Nigerian princesses.
Michael Scott: Hey, you know what? Forgive me for caring.
Pam Beesly: Michael is a great delegater. He never does any work himself, ever. [Dwight claps loudly] And one time I walked in on him naked. And his thing is so small. [goes to sit down]
Kevin: How small is it?
Pam Beesly: If it were an iPod it would be a shuffle!
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Karen: Hey, um, I wanted to talk to you, I know this is weird or whatever, but, um, Jim told me about you guys.
Pam Beesly: What do you mean?
Karen: Well that you kissed. And we talked it through, it's totally fine, it's not a big deal, it's just a kiss. What you're not still interested in him.
Pam Beesly: Oh yeah.
Karen: Really?
Pam Beesly: Oh no! I was confused by your phrasing. You should definitely go out with Jim. I mean you're going out with Jim. I'm not going out with Jim. You're dating him. Which is awesome. Because you guys are great together... I'm not into Jim. Yeah.
Karen: So, um, we're good?
Pam Beesly: Yeah. Sorry.
Karen: What are you sorry about?
Pam Beesly: Umm... what?
Karen: What are you sorry about?
Pam Beesly: Nothing? I was just thinking of something else.
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Michael Scott: So what we do, is we drive all day, and we stay in a hotel together at night.
Pam Beesly: Separate rooms.
Michael Scott: Well that goes without saying.
Pam Beesly: I'm gonna say it anyway.
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[Andy is working reception]
Pam Beesly: Hey, having fun?
Andy: Yes I am, as a matter of fact.
Pam Beesly: Well I know how it is. I know it's a lot of fun. I don't know how it is. Andy, this is a lame job. What are you doing here?
Andy: I found my calling.
Darryl: Andy, when I was twelve years old, we did a field trip, a lock-in at the zoo. I met this girl, I thought she was so perfect. I was in love with her. But when the sun came up, I knew it wasn't real, 'cause she was ugly and I had grown tired of her. I know you want reception today, but tomorrow you won't want to do her. She's a dog.
Pam Beesly: Guys, I don't like this analogy.
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Angela: You know a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a bastard?
Pam Beesly: What?
Angela: Want me to say it again?
Pam Beesly: Why did that come into your brain.
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Jim Halpert: So you're not doing it.
Pam Beesly: How did you know?
Jim Halpert: Why not?
Pam Beesly: Just, like, no big reason. Just a bunch of little reasons. Roy's right there's no guarantee it's going to lead to anything anyway.
Jim Halpert: Roy said that.
Pam Beesly: What. You have something you wanna say?
Jim Halpert: You gotta take a chance on something sometime Pam. I mean do you wanna be a receptionist here always?
Pam Beesly: Oh excuse me! I'm fine with my choices!
Jim Halpert: You are?
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
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