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Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: During the course of business, a copier goes through something called normal wear and tear.
[cut to Creed depositing coins in the side of the machine]
Oscar: I think it's seventy-five cents.
Creed: That's a lot.
[cut to a Cat gnawing on the power cord]
Angela: Bandit, no! No, no, no.
[cut to Kevin spilling a whole cup of coffee on the copier glass]
Kevin: Ohh!
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Pam Beesly: Wow. You're shakin' things up a bit, huh?
Jim Halpert: It's a pretty good idea don't you think?
Pam Beesly: Do you think it's a good idea?
Jim Halpert: No... I think it's a great idea.
Pam Beesly: Hmph.
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Michael Scott: [holding up Pam's ultrasound] That, is the inside of your vagina!
Pam Beesly: Not how it works.
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Pam Beesly: Do you want me to ask where you're going?
Michael Scott: No.
Pam Beesly: Great.
Michael Scott: Dwight will be driving me deep into the Pennsylvania wilderness, where he will then leave me. To either die, or to survive. The choice is yours.
Jim Halpert: ...No. The choice is actually yours.
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Dwight Schrute: "From the desk of Andrew Bernard." [scoffs] A note! Pathetic. "Dear Dwight, by now you have received my note, how are you? I am well. You are no doubt wondering why I have left this note. It has come to my attention that any physical match with you I would surely be bested." True. "The soft underbelly of my refined upbringing is my underbelly."
Kelly: [watching Dwight outside from inside the conference room] There's Andy! He's in his car. You guys what is he doing?
Phyllis: Why isn't Dwight turning around?
Oscar: The Prius is silent if he keeps it under 5 miles per hour. He deserves the win.
[Pam and Stanley enter the conference room]
Pam Beesly: Oh my God!
Stanley: What's happening?
Phyllis: Andy's running over Dwight with his car.
[collective scream from the office]
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[Pam sees Kevin for the first time since going on maternity leave]
Pam Beesly: Kevin!
Kevin: Ahhhhhhh! [hugs Pam]
Pam Beesly: Yay! How are you!
Kevin: Oh I missed you so much!
Pam Beesly: Aww!
Kevin: Yeahhhhhh! Wahhhhhh! Wahhhhhhhhhh! [Jim and Pam walk away] Wahhhhhhhhh!
[cut to interview]
Kevin: Well when a new mom, hears a baby cry, her you-know-whats fill up with you-know-what? And then her shirt gets... you know. [giggles to himself] That would be funny!
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Jim Halpert: [quickly] I walked in on someone in the bathroom.
Pam Beesly: What?
Jim Halpert: I just walked in on someone in the bathroom.
Pam Beesly: Who?
Jim Halpert: I donno.
Pam Beesly: The--
Jim Halpert: I donno.
Pam Beesly: The guy we're meeting with?
Jim Halpert: I donno. I donno.
[Jim pulls Pam away]
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Pam Beesly Um, about the beach...
Karen It's okay. We all say things without thinking.
Pam Beesly Oh no, it's not that. I've actually been thinking that for a long time. And I'm glad I said it; I just... I'm sorry if it made you feel weird.
Karen [to camera] Pam is... kinda of bitch.
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Angela: Those aren't chips and dip.
Pam Beesly: No, I made brownies.
Angela: [sighs]
Pam Beesly: What?
Angela: I'm just trying to figure out why you're trying to sabatoge things.
Pam Beesly: I made brownies.
Angela: And I made cookies. Same category.
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Ryan: Everybody wants to be rich, but nobody wants to work for it.
Pam Beesly: You came in at 10:30 today, right?
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Pam Beesly: You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundees are like a car wreck that you want to look away from but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.
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Pam Beesly: Well, last year my performance started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and ended with him telling me he could bench press 190 pounds. So I'm not really sure what to expect.
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