Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office
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| Pam Beesly: | I worked until about 2:45am. And then I had to decide if I wanted to spend the night with Michael, editing in his office, and Dwight, watching Michael editing in his office, or drive home and probably fall asleep at the wheel and die in a fiery car wreck. I passed out on my keyboard trying to decide. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Michael? It's Jan on the phone for you. |
| Michael Scott: | No, no, no. Hang up. Hang up. Tell her I'm not here. Don't. Don't. I ran outta gas. Hit a deer. I hit- I hit a deer with my car. Don't! I hit a cat. Tell her I hit a cat. |
| Pam Beesly: | He'll call you back. |
| Michael Scott: | She bought it? Ok. Ok... [walks away] |
| Dwight Schrute: | Michael hit a deer? |
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| Pam Beesly: | Oh don't get us wrong, we like picnics. |
| Jim Halpert: | Come on, who doesn't like a picnic. |
| Pam Beesly: | Tell 'em what happened last year. |
| Jim Halpert: | I had this huge spider in my baseball mitt-- |
| Pam Beesly: | No, no, the guy who hit on me. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh right, some drunk guy hit on Pam... said he was "grabbing her for balance." |
| Pam Beesly: | Yeah. You don't grab /these/ for balance. |
| Jim Halpert: | Well.. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Pam. You can draw, kind of. Why don't you work with phallus on drawing a picture of the exposer that I can post around the community. |
| Pam Beesly: | 'Phallus'? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Phyllis. Sorry. I've got penises on the brain. |
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| Pam Beesly: | What are you doing? |
| Michael Scott: | What are you doing? |
| Pam Beesly: | I'm rejeting your kiss. |
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| Pam Beesly: | I know Jan didn't poison the food. I know that. But if she was going to poison the food of someone at that table, wouldn't it be me? Michael's former lover. |
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| Pam Beesly: | What a cute bench. |
| Michael Scott: | Thanks, that's my bed. Jan has, uh, some space issues so I crawl up on that puppy |
| Jim Halpert: | Really? 'Cause, it seems pretty narrow... and short. |
| Michael Scott: | It's actually a lot bigger than it seems. Look at this. [lies down on bench] |
| Jan: | See? He fits perfectly. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Hey, uh, can I talk to you about something? |
| Pam Beesly: | About what, when you want to give me more of your money? We can go inside, feelin' kinda good tonight. |
| Jim Halpert: | I was just... I'm in love with you. |
| Pam Beesly: | What? |
| Jim Halpert: | I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I just needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that, I just... |
| Pam Beesly: | What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that? |
| Jim Halpert: | I just needed you to know. Once. |
| Pam Beesly: | Well I, I... I can't... |
| Jim Halpert: | Yeah... |
| Pam Beesly: | You have no idea-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Don't do that. |
| Pam Beesly: | --what your friendship means to me |
| Jim Halpert: | Common. I don't want to do that. I want to be more than that. |
| Pam Beesly: | I can't. I'm really sorry... if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault. |
| Jim Halpert: | Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Every time Michael's in a meeting, he makes me come in and give him a Post-it note telling him who's on the phone. I did it once and he freaked out. He loved it so much. The thing is he doesn't get that many calls. So he has me make them up every ten minutes. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Tomorrow I start a three month design program at the Pratt Institute in New York. I will be a little fish in the Big Apple... What up 2-1-2! |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Hello! |
| Jan: | What are you doing here? |
| Dwight Schrute: | We came here to eat dinner and to party. This is a dinner party right? |
| Pam Beesly: | Awesome! |
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| Bob Vance: | Everyone here whose bowled a 280, please raise your hand. [raises his hand] |
| Jim Halpert: | No way, 280? |
| Pam Beesly: | That's impressive. |
| Phyllis: | Ok. Now everyone here whose bowled under seventy raise their hand. |
| Jim Halpert: | Yikes. |
| Phyllis: | Come on, Bob, raise your hand. |
| Jim Halpert: | No! |
| Pam Beesly: | What! |
| Bob Vance: | You love bringing up that one time, don't you? |
| Phyllis: | Yeah! I do! |
| Pam Beesly: | Jim uses a six pound ball. |
| Jim Halpert: | That is a lie, that is a lie. |
| Pam Beesly: | Yes! He bowled five frames with this pink sparkly thing, until a little girl had to ask for her ball back. |
| Jim Halpert: | But that girl must have had monstrous hands because the holes fit. |
| Pam Beesly: | No, you just have really dainty fingers. |
| Bob Vance: | Ohh. You could always model ladies jewelery. |
| Jim Halpert: | Nobody asked, Bob! |
| [all laugh] |
