Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: The Pizza by Alfredo guy is here.
Michael Scott: You don't have to say it like that.
Pam Beesly: I said it normal.
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Dwight Schrute: Shalom. I would like to apply for a loan.
Pam Beesly: That's nice, Dwight.
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Pam Beesly: What do I want, what do I want... Oh! A pencil cup.
Dwight Schrute: Oh no no no no. That's my pencil cup.
Pam Beesly: I don't think so, I just bought it.
Dwight Schrute: Uh, I think so, and you're gonna hand it over to me.
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Jim Halpert: Hey everybody. Hi, how you doin'. Could I have your attention please 'cause we have to talk about this birthday thing.
Pam Beesly: Conference room?
Jim Halpert: Yes. Conference room. Five minutes. Nnnnno. No. We're gonna solve it right here. We're actually gonna talk about it, out here. So who has problems with the birthday thing? One two three, everybody. Ok so then we just shouldn't do it.
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Pam Beesly: We haven't told anyone that I'm pregnant.
Jim Halpert: Well with her being unmarried. Knocked up by some guy... The yackety yacks in this office would have a field day.
Pam Beesly: And we don't want them at the wedding thinking Jim's being marched down the aisle by my dad with a shotgun.
Jim Halpert: Wait there's not going to be a shotgun?
Pam Beesly: No.
Jim Halpert: No shotgun. 'Cause that changes everything.
Pam Beesly: Can't back out now, Halpert.
Jim Halpert: What are you gonna do about it? There's no shotgun so. "Free at last free at last."
Pam Beesly: No, keep it up.
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Pam Beesly: Ok, ok, we are not going the hospital, we are waiting until midnight.
Pam Beesly: Oooh. Spooky. But why?
Jim Halpert: Because, the insurance company only covers two nights.
Pam Beesly: Everything's fine. We've got plenty of time.
IT Guy: Well, you don't wanna wait too long Pam. Otherwise the baby's going to come a teenager in there and uh you'll be up all night. From, the rock music.
Michael Scott: Shut up, Nick! God. Weird thing to say. Weird IT Nerd. Don't get revenge on me nerd.
[give an innocent scoff and looks for support]
Angela: What are you looking at?
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Michael Scott: [opens door in bathrobe] Oh good, my hooker's here.
Pam Beesly: Michael, you were expecting me, right?
Michael Scott: Yes I was, Pam, yes I was.
Pam Beesly: Are you wearing anything under that?
Michael Scott: That is inappropriate, Pam, come on in.
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Angela: Pet Day. I want Pet Day back. No dogs.
Kevin: Put everything back in the vending machine, except the fruit.
Pam Beesly: You have to get rid of all your weapons. All of them. Including Killer Fish.
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Michael Scott: I can't do the presentation, I can't. Just... thinking about seeing him, and, thinking about him getting a hold of her and getting to kiss her. Just... Ow God.
Pam Beesly: Listen. When Jim was dating Karen I didn't want to come to work. It was awful. I hated it. I wanted to quit but--
Michael Scott: Please. Come on. I'm going through something. Ok?
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Pam Beesly: The warehouse got a ping pong table last week. Now Jim comes down to play with Darryl. Sometimes I bring him juice. My boyfriend is twelve.
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Michael Scott: You know, it would probably be best if the person responsible would just come forward and accept their punishment.
[everyone looks around]
Michael Scott: Alright, you''re all going to be punished.
Pam Beesly: What''s our punishment?
Michael Scott: You're all in time-out. Just sit there quietly.
[Phyllis reaches to answer a ringing phone]
Michael Scott: Nooooooooo!
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Michael Scott: What is that smell. Do you smell that? What is that? Is there a sulfur deposit under here.
Pam Beesly: Michael, stop.
Michael Scott: No I'm serious, we don't have to put up with--is it the dogs? You know what, we don't have to deal with this. I am going to Google sulphur maps.
Dwight Schrute: Michael it's Phyllis.
Michael Scott: ...No this is geological.
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