Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office
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| Pam Beesly: | Am I being mean to Dwight? I dunno. I did just make him run around the building and I have no intention in timing him. This isn't even a stopwatch. It's a digital thermometer. He does make my life harder sometimes. And on purpose. Like he tried to put meters on the bathroom stalls as a way of bringing in more money for the company. [To Dwight] Hey. Three more laps to go! You gotta pick it up if you're going to beat Toby! |
| Dwight Schrute: | Ahhh! |
| Pam Beesly: | I should probably get back to work. [goes inside] |
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| Ryan Howard: | It's like, I could run GM but, I couldn't fix a car. It's not saying that one is better than the other. |
| Pam Beesly: | Seriously? Because it sounds like one of those is better than the other. |
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| Pam Beesly: | He finally has a story we really wanna hear. And he knows it. |
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| Oscar: | Do you know? |
| Michael Scott: | Do I know what? |
| Oscar: | I think you know. |
| Michael Scott: | Mm, no... |
| Phyllis: | Know what? |
| Pam Beesly: | Yeah, know what? |
| Oscar: | Does anyone happen to know what 15% of 4300 is? |
| Michael Scott: | 645 dollars. |
| Kevin: | Michael's a genius! |
| Oscar: | Why did you say dollars? |
| Michael Scott: | Because that is how my mind works. |
| Oscar: | What's 15% of 200? [Michael doesn't answer] Thank you. Everyone, Michael is returning the surplus so he can keep 15% as a bonus. |
| Jim Halpert: | Wait, what? |
| Pam Beesly: | You can do that? |
| Kevin: | Hey Michael, what's 394 times 5,912? |
| Michael Scott: | Let's see... |
| Pam Beesly: | You're gonna give yourself a bonus of $645 instead of getting the entire office something it really needs? |
| Michael Scott: | I don't need $645; I already have $645, more or less. |
| Oscar: | You're gonna get us a copier then? |
| Michael Scott: | This is so stupid. |
| Pam Beesly: | Or chairs? |
| Michael Scott: | This is so, so stupid. And, God... [looks at his watch] that's my phone. |
| Stanley: | I didn't hear a phone. |
| Michael Scott: | To be continued! |
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| Kevin: | Pam, are you jealous of Katie? |
| Pam Beesly: | No. |
| Kevin: | But she's prettier than you. |
| Pam Beesly: | Kevin, that's really rude! |
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| Pam Beesly: | [about Jan's message to Michael] I have one idea of what it means. |
| Michael Scott: | Okay, yeah, what, what? |
| Pam Beesly: | Well, I don't think you're going to be very happy with this. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh, great. Alright, well, now I'm in a terrible mood. Let's do your performance review. |
| Pam Beesly: | [quickly] Because she's conflicted. She has to be professional but she's fighting feelings for you. |
| Michael Scott: | Why.. that's great news. That-- that-- Why would-- why would I not like that? |
| Pam Beesly: | Um, just cuz that you work together and it might be awkward. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Look. I know. I bought this without asking you and, it doesn't, look great. I know that. And if you really hate it, I totally understand. It's just-- |
| Pam Beesly: | I love it. |
| Jim Halpert: | You do. |
| Pam Beesly: | Yeah. I love it! |
| Jim Halpert: | Really? |
| Pam Beesly: | [freaking out] I mean you bought me a house! |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh my God. |
| Pam Beesly: | You bought me a house! |
| Jim Halpert: | [beaming] Yeah. I did. |
| [Pam kisses Jim] | |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh. Do we have to sleep in your parents' bedroom? |
| Jim Halpert: | No. No we'll just board that up. It'll be that weird spare room that people ask us about. |
| Pam Beesly: | And the clown? |
| Jim Halpert: | Yeah I really can't move him. |
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| Pam Beesly: | You came up to my desk and you said, 'this might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat is expired.' |
| Jim Halpert: | That was the moment that you knew you liked me. |
| Pam Beesly: | Yep. |
| Jim Halpert: | Wow. Can we make it a different moment? |
| Pam Beesly: | Nope. |
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| Bob Vance: | Everyone here whose bowled a 280, please raise your hand. [raises his hand] |
| Jim Halpert: | No way, 280? |
| Pam Beesly: | That's impressive. |
| Phyllis: | Ok. Now everyone here whose bowled under seventy raise their hand. |
| Jim Halpert: | Yikes. |
| Phyllis: | Come on, Bob, raise your hand. |
| Jim Halpert: | No! |
| Pam Beesly: | What! |
| Bob Vance: | You love bringing up that one time, don't you? |
| Phyllis: | Yeah! I do! |
| Pam Beesly: | Jim uses a six pound ball. |
| Jim Halpert: | That is a lie, that is a lie. |
| Pam Beesly: | Yes! He bowled five frames with this pink sparkly thing, until a little girl had to ask for her ball back. |
| Jim Halpert: | But that girl must have had monstrous hands because the holes fit. |
| Pam Beesly: | No, you just have really dainty fingers. |
| Bob Vance: | Ohh. You could always model ladies jewelery. |
| Jim Halpert: | Nobody asked, Bob! |
| [all laugh] |
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| Salesman: | How about I make an appointment to come back, that way I know he'll be here. |
| Pam Beesly: | That is a great idea. Umm... [looking through calendar] Oh boy... he's really.... |
| Jim Halpert: | Mmmmichael Scott, manager, hi how are ya? Nice to meet you. |
| Pam Beesly: | There he is! |
| Salesman: | Oh hey, great, look at that. |
| Jim Halpert: | Whew, I can assure you we don't need a new system though, happy with ours. |
| Michael Scott: | [enters] Hello, may I help you? |
| Jim Halpert: | [addresses Michael] Jimbo! |
| Michael Scott: | [smiles] Jim... |
| Jim Halpert: | Aaayyyyyyyyy! |
| Michael Scott: | [beat] Aaaayyyyyyy! |
| Pam, Jim, Michael: | Aaaaaaayyyyyyy [Dwight runs up and joins in] Aaaaaayyyyyy! |
| Salesman: | K. I'm uh, I'm gonna be going. [leaves] |
| Pam, Jim, Michael, Dwight: | Aaaaaayyyyyyyy! |
| Michael Scott: | [laughing] What was that? |
| Pam Beesly: | That was funny. |
| Michael Scott: | That was funny, let's go do it to somebody else. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Things are a little slow here. And there's only so much cold calling you can do in a day... Turns out there's no limit to the number of cheese puffs you can throw at someone's face. |
| Michael Scott: | [off screen] Hup! |
| [Pam catches an incoming cheese puff in her mouth] | |
| Pam Beesly: | We're getting pretty good at it. |
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| Michael Scott: | You know, it would probably be best if the person responsible would just come forward and accept their punishment. |
| [everyone looks around] | |
| Michael Scott: | Alright, you''re all going to be punished. |
| Pam Beesly: | What''s our punishment? |
| Michael Scott: | You''re all in time-out. Just sit there quietly. |
| [Phyllis reaches to answer a ringing phone] | |
| Michael Scott: | Nooooooooo! |
