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Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: I lied about some aspects of the building.
Jim Halpert: It's still on a bike path though right?
Pam Beesly: There's no building... it doesn't exist.
Jim Halpert: What does that mean?
Pam Beesly: I needed leverage so I pulled those pictures off the internet. It's just this Office Administrator thing. I don't wanna...
Jim Halpert: What?
Pam Beesly: Fail. I don't want to fail... again.
Jim Halpert: But you didn't fail.
Pam Beesly: And that's what you said about Art School, and that's what you said about sales.
Jim Halpert: And you didn't fail those things either.
Pam Beesly: Well, I'm not an artist, and I'm not a salesman. So what would you call it?
Jim Halpert: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. [hugs]
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Michael Scott: Alan Grant, the CEO, of the company--if title's important to you--has personally invited moi, to go to New York, to the shareholders meeting. And sit up on the stage with the board of directors and at some point they are going to introduce me as... the most successful branch manager that have had. And then Michael Scott turns and waves to the crowd. And the crowd goes wild.
Andy: [doing an accurate announcer's voice] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Scranton Pennsylvania, please welcome, Michael, the Machine, Scott!
[Michael waves and sits down with a spin]
[Dwight sighs]
Pam Beesly: Don't do the twirl.
Phyllis: Lose the twril.
Dwight Shrute: Twirl sucks!
Kevin: Michael, I hated the twirl.
Andy: [still doing the voice] Hate the twirl!
Michael Scott: Ok obviously I'm not going to do the twirl I only did it because I nailed the wave.
Phyllis: Yeah, good. Don't do it.
[cut to talking head]
Michael Scott: I am not going to "do" the "twirl," alright? It's not even a twirl, it's a spin. [pause] I might do the spin.
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Pam Beesly: There is no rush to get to the hospital. I'm fine. I'll get there. And if I don't get there, I don't get there.
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Pam Beesly Oscar thinks having a dog is just like having a baby.
Angela NEWSFLASH! If you didn't carry it around in your belly for nine months, it isn't your kid!
Pam Beesly Exactly. Unless you're adopted of course.
Angela That is where we disagree.
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Pam Beesly: I don't often miss Roy. But I can tell you one thing, I wish someone flashed me when I was with Roy. That would have been the ass kicking of the century. Especially if it had been Jim. He would not have wanted me to see Jim's-- ....phew, I am saying alot of things...
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Pam Beesly: Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple... but I couldn't do that to Dwight. Or Angela... or Andy.
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Pam Beesly: Who's that?
Jim Halpert: Oh that's just my avatar- guy. Whatever.
Pam Beesly: He looks a lot like you. How much time did you spend on this?
Jim Halpert: Not much. It's just for tracking Dwight, so...
Pam Beesly: Right. You're a sports writer in Philadelphia? Nice build, too.
Jim Halpert: Yep.
Pam Beesly: You have a guitar, slung on your back. I did not know you played guitar.
Jim Halpert: I-- why don't we go back to animation?
Pam Beesly: No, no I wanna see more of Philly Jim! I want Philly Jim.
Jim Halpert: Ahh, show me how this works.
Pam Beesly: Oh boy.
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Pam Beesly: Hey, Jim, um, listen, can I call you back in a little bit? I made friends.
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Michael Scott: What I would like you to do, is take this folded note and deliver it to Toby Flenderson. I want you to just react to whatever this note illicits. Do not read it beforehand! Can you do that?
Pam Beesly: Sure.
Michael Scott: Good!
Pam Beesly: [opens the note] "Please hug and kiss me no matter how hard I struggle I am too shy to tell you that I love you."
Michael Scott: Damn it. Pam. You gave me your word.
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Pam Beesly: We haven't told anyone that I'm pregnant.
Jim Halpert: Well with her being unmarried. Knocked up by some guy... The yackety yacks in this office would have a field day.
Pam Beesly: And we don't want them at the wedding thinking Jim's being marched down the aisle by my dad with a shotgun.
Jim Halpert: Wait there's not going to be a shotgun?
Pam Beesly: No.
Jim Halpert: No shotgun. 'Cause that changes everything.
Pam Beesly: Can't back out now, Halpert.
Jim Halpert: What are you gonna do about it? There's no shotgun so. "Free at last free at last."
Pam Beesly: No, keep it up.
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Michael Scott: You show me a white man you trust and I will show you a black man that I trust even more. Pam, tell me a white person you trust.
Pam Beesly: My dad.
Michael Scott: Danny Glover. Yep.
Jim Halpert: Jonas Salk.
Michael Scott: Who?
Jim Halpert: Justin Timberlake.
Michael Scott: Oh, please. Colin Powell.
Karen: Hey, I got one.
Michael Scott: Yup.
Karen: Jesus.
Michael Scott: Apollo Creed.
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Michael Scott: I was also hoping to hand the giant cheque to a rabies doctor. How's that going?
Pam Beesly: Not well. A doctor won't come out to collect a cheque for 700 dollars. Or 500 dollars if we go with the giant cheque. And also, there is no such thing as a rabies doctor.
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