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Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: Who's seen Titanic?
Jim Halpert: I'm not really sure what movie you''re talking about. Are you sure you've got the title right?
Pam Beesly: I think you're thinking of 'The Hunt for Red October.'
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Michael Scott: What is that smell. Do you smell that? What is that? Is there a sulfur deposit under here.
Pam Beesly: Michael, stop.
Michael Scott: No I'm serious, we don't have to put up with--is it the dogs? You know what, we don't have to deal with this. I am going to Google sulphur maps.
Dwight Schrute: Michael it's Phyllis.
Michael Scott: ...No this is geological.
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Michael Scott: What's happening?
Pam Beesly: Oh, some guy exposed himself to Phyllis in the parking lot.
Michael Scott: Really? Is she okay?
Pam Beesly: Yeah, Bob Vance took her for a walk to calm down.
Michael Scott: Okay. [deep breath] Phyllis, you say? [snorts] Hmm. [suppressed laugher]
Angela: What is so funny?
Michael Scott: Um... I mean did he even see Pam? Or, uh... Karen from behind?
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Michael Scott: We gotta do something. This is spinning out of control, Pam. This is just, not--
Pam Beesly: It's just the Scranton Times...
Michael Scott: Noo.. Then Newsweek picks it up and then CNN does a story about it and then YouTube gets a hold of it.
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Pam Beesly: Oh, also, Michael went to Jamaica with Jan.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, how have we not talked about this already? I mean what happened there? Kidnapping?
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Pam Beesly: Uh oh! Somebody's hitting off with the new boss!
Jim Halpert: They don't ever talk about careers that were MADE because of unplanned pregnancies.
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Andy: Good morning, Pam.
Pam Beesly: Oh, welcome back, Andy.
Andy: Drew. I'm Drew now.
Pam Beesly: Oh. Drew. Sorry.
Andy: Appology not accepted. [pause] Because it wasn't even necessary in the first place.
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Michael Scott: [holding up Pam's ultrasound] That, is the inside of your vagina!
Pam Beesly: Not how it works.
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Pam Beesly: Are you serious?
Michael Scott: Yes. And don't call me Shirley.
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Michael Scott: Hey. What do you think he and David are talking about? What do you...
Pam Beesly: Um. I donno.
Michael Scott: You said good luck to Jim and he walked in.
Pam Beesly: Did I? Doesn't sound like me. Not very superstitious.
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Pam Beesly: [watching Michael's plane take off. Crying and has smeared make up on] No he wasn't sad. He was full of hope. About Colorado, and he was hoping to get an upgrade as an award's member. And he said he was just real excited to get home and see Holly.
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Pam Beesly: Ok, ok, we are not going the hospital, we are waiting until midnight.
Pam Beesly: Oooh. Spooky. But why?
Jim Halpert: Because, the insurance company only covers two nights.
Pam Beesly: Everything's fine. We've got plenty of time.
IT Guy: Well, you don't wanna wait too long Pam. Otherwise the baby's going to come a teenager in there and uh you'll be up all night. From, the rock music.
Michael Scott: Shut up, Nick! God. Weird thing to say. Weird IT Nerd. Don't get revenge on me nerd.
[give an innocent scoff and looks for support]
Angela: What are you looking at?
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