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Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: Hey hey! Where are you? Can you take Andy to the hospital?
Jim Halpert: What?
Pam Beesly: He tore his scrotum dancing.
Jim Halpert: What?
Pam Beesly: He is in my room icing his balls.
Jim Halpert: What?
Pam Beesly: Please stop saying what. Can you take him?
Jim Halpert: Look I would so take him in any other circumstance but I'm pretty certain I'm completely wasted.
Pam Beesly: Your brothers took you out drinking.
Michael Scott: Is that Pam? Hey! Have her come out! Have her come out! It will be like Coyote Ugly.
Pam Beesly: That's Michael. You're out with Michael!?
Jim Halpert: And Dwight. Pam it just happened.
Pam Beesly: Ok fine. I'll take him.
Jim Halpert: I love you! Ok I gotta go!
Pam Beesly: Are you pushing me off the phone?
Jim Halpert: No. Let's talk for a long time.
Pam Beesly: Good-bye. [hangs up]
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Michael Scott: Just out of curiosity how much do you get paid here?
Ryan Howard: Sixty thousand dollars a year.
Pam Beesly: You get paid by the year at the bowling alley?
Ryan Howard: What do you make, secretary?
Employee: Get back to work shoe bitch!
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Andy: You can't let a girl feel good about herself. It will backfire on you. Every compliment has to be backhanded. Oh I like your dress, but I'd like it better if you had prettier hair.
Pam Beesly: That's psychotic. [pause] Do guys actually do that?
Jim Halpert: Well guys with girlfriends don't.
Andy: That's low, Tuna.
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Michael Scott: Watch out, Pam. You're next.
Pam Beesly: You're going to throw my things on the ground?
Michael Scott: Maybe..
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Kevin: Pam, when will the new copier be ready?
Pam Beesly: I'm working on it Kev.
Kevin: You said it would be ready by today. And it is today.
Pam Beesly: It'll be ready soon.
Kevin: Soon could mean anything. Soon could be three weeks.
Pam Beesly: Is that what soon means to you?
Kevin: Sometimes...
Pam Beesly: Then come back soon.
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Andy Great group! Pizza party!
Kelly [Bored] How is this a pizza party?
Andy Well, why don't you ask me again when when the five pizzas get here.
Kelly That's just pizza. You need one more element for it to be a party...
Andy Ok, well have you guys ever hada a margherita pizza?
Stanley What's that?
Andy Fresh tomato, with a dollop of mozzarella cheese.
Stanley That's just pizza.
Pam Beesly Yeah, just regular pizza...
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Ryan Howard: Michael gave all of our clients back to their old salespeople. So now there's not enough for both me and Pam to stay on.
Pam Beesly: He can only keep one of us as a salesperson now. He'll make his decision at the end of the day.
Ryan Howard: I think you should get it. You really grew into it.
Pam Beesly: Oh. [pause] I think you should get it. You've changed a lot and you'd be good at it.
Ryan Howard: If you really think that will you tell that to Michael? That would go a long way coming from you.
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
Ryan Howard: Thanks.
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Vikram: He's taking a long time. Is it possible he's bowling? I mean you know him better than I do.
Pam Beesly: Yes. Yes it's possible. [gets out of the car]
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Pam Beesly: Oh, I- I can help, starting dinner if you need it.
Jan: Oh no, no, no, it's just the Osso Bucco needs to braise for about three hours. Everything else is done!
Pam Beesly: Three hours from now or three hours from earlier, like 4 o'clock?
Jan: You know, Pam, in Spain, they often don't even start eating until midnight.
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Pam Beesly: Kelly's trash talking me because Darryl's beating you.
Jim Halpert: What? Seriously? What's she saying.
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Pam Beesly: (Starting to cry) I don't think I can do it.
Jim Halpert: (Comforting Pam) Hey are you kidding me?
Michael Scott: (Behind jim trying to also comfort Pam) Are you kidding me?
Jim Halpert: If anyone can do this, you can do this.
Michael Scott: You can do this, you can do this.
Jim Halpert: Pam, I'm scared. I'm real scared.
Michael Scot: I'm scared too.
Kevin: (Trying to also comfort Pam) I'm petrified.
Jim Halpert: But the best news is, we're going to have a baby today, a really awesome baby
Michael Scott: We're gonna have a Ba-by.
Jim Halpert: So let's have it at the hospital.
Michael Scott: Let's do that.
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Vikram: He seems really confident.
Pam Beesly: He can be.
Vikram: Confidence. It's the food of the wiseman but the liquor of the fool.
Pam Beesly: Humph. I'm looking forward to getting to know you better, Vikram.
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