Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: No, Dwight is not my friend...
[pause]
Pam Beesly: Oh my God, Dwight is kind of my friend.
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Michael Scott: Pam, please clear my phone lines.
Pam Beesly: Certainly. Beep-boop bee-boop-boop beep beep beep boop. Okay, clear.
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Pam Beesly: The thing about Jim is... when he's excited about something- like the Office Olympics- he gets really into it and he does a really great job. But the problem with Jim is that he works here so... that hardly ever happens.
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Dwight Schrute: [picks up pencil between his toes]
Jim Halpert: Why?
Dwight Schrute: Twenty minutes a day Jim, that's all it takes. Twenty minutes a day, all feet, no hands and I'll have the pedi-dexterity of a chimp, and you'll be sitting there like an idiot. [attempts to place pencil in pencil sharpener] Okay. Here we go. Ah, yes. [accidentally kicks items from his desk onto Pam's]
Pam Beesly: Do you mind?
Dwight Schrute: I'm sorry Pam, allow me to write you an apology letter.
Pam Beesly: You don't have to do that.
Dwight Schrute: [typing with his toes] D-E-A. Oop, backspace. A. Dear.
Jim Halpert: [whistling, places cup of coffee onto Dwight's desk] Ahh, Thank you hands. Nothing else in the universe can do what you do.
Dwight Schrute: [lifts cup up with toes]
Jim Halpert: Oh, don't worry about it. Dwight, its okay. You were wrong.
Dwight Schrute: [spills hot coffee on himself] Uhh, aah!
Jim Halpert: Well, A for effort right?
Dwight Schrute: [taps Jim's hand with his foot]
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Pam Beesly: So, detour. We're now adding Nashua to the lecture circuit so Michael can confront Holly and get some closure. Nashua actually sounded very excited on the phone, I don't think they get many visitors. Because their office is only accessible by cross country skis. Ayy-oh! I've been driving too long.
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Pam Beesly: During the course of business, a copier goes through something called normal wear and tear.
[cut to Creed depositing coins in the side of the machine]
Oscar: I think it's seventy-five cents.
Creed: That's a lot.
[cut to a Cat gnawing on the power cord]
Angela: Bandit, no! No, no, no.
[cut to Kevin spilling a whole cup of coffee on the copier glass]
Kevin: Ohh!
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Michael Scott: We gotta do something. This is spinning out of control, Pam. This is just, not--
Pam Beesly: It's just the Scranton Times...
Michael Scott: Noo.. Then Newsweek picks it up and then CNN does a story about it and then YouTube gets a hold of it.
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Karen: Hey, um, I wanted to talk to you, I know this is weird or whatever, but, um, Jim told me about you guys.
Pam Beesly: What do you mean?
Karen: Well that you kissed. And we talked it through, it's totally fine, it's not a big deal, it's just a kiss. What you're not still interested in him.
Pam Beesly: Oh yeah.
Karen: Really?
Pam Beesly: Oh no! I was confused by your phrasing. You should definitely go out with Jim. I mean you're going out with Jim. I'm not going out with Jim. You're dating him. Which is awesome. Because you guys are great together... I'm not into Jim. Yeah.
Karen: So, um, we're good?
Pam Beesly: Yeah. Sorry.
Karen: What are you sorry about?
Pam Beesly: Umm... what?
Karen: What are you sorry about?
Pam Beesly: Nothing? I was just thinking of something else.
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[trying to repack a box]
Oscar: Did we try printer first? Shredder at an angle? Fax, cable, then the scanner upside down?
Pam Beesly: Yes.
Creed: Have you tried making everything smaller.
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Roy: Alright I'll see you guys later.
[Roy leaves]
Karen: He's cute. You should date him.
Pam Beesly: Oh. Yeah, maybe.
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Pam Beesly: You do realize we can't have liquor at the party.
Michael Scott: Yeah, I know... damnit. Stupid corporate... wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody.
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Michael Scott: I grab this [picks up a chainsaw] and I say, "prepare yourself, for the Utica chainstorm massacre!"
Karen: No. That is-- that's incredibly dangerous.
Michael Scott: No, don't worry, the chain is off.
Pam Beesly: No it's not.
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