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Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Kevin: Pam, are you jealous of Katie?
Pam Beesly: No.
Kevin: But she's prettier than you.
Pam Beesly: Kevin, that's really rude!
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Pam Beesly: [Jim walks outside at the end of the day and sees Pam] I'm coming back the wrong way. It's not because of you. I don't like graphic design. That's it. Stop smiling! I really didn't like it. It's just, designing logos and stuff, and I miss Scranton. But it is not because I missed you. I just really wanted to come home. And, I know you said to come home the right way but, you can't tell me what to do. Got it?
Jim Halpert: I missed you.
Pam Beesly: I missed you too.
[Jim kisses Pam]
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Pam Beesly: Hey! I wanna say something. I've been trying to be more honest lately, and I just wanna say a few things. I did the coal walk! Just, I did it. Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss. Wow I feel really good right now. [pause] Why didn't any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It's like sometimes some of you act like I don't even exist. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends. And things are just like weird between us. And that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. And I really miss you. I shouldn't have been with Roy, and there were a lot of reasons to call of my wedding. But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you're with someone else. And that's fine. It's, whatever, it's not what I'm- I'm not- Okay my feet really hurt. The thing that I'm just trying to say to you Jim, and to everyone else in the circle, I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay. I am gonna go walk in the water now. Yep. It's a good day. [she runs away]
Michael Scott: Pam! That was amazing! ...But I am still looking for someone with a sales background.
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Pam Beesly: Michael? '5K' means five kilometers not 5000 miles.
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Pam Beesly [Pats pregnant belly] Right here, little Michael Scott.
Jim Halpert Nope... Told you I don't like that joke.
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Pam Beesly: What do I want, what do I want... Oh! A pencil cup.
Dwight Schrute: Oh no no no no. That's my pencil cup.
Pam Beesly: I don't think so, I just bought it.
Dwight Schrute: Uh, I think so, and you're gonna hand it over to me.
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Michael Scott: How long have you known about the pregnancy? A week? A month? A year?
Jim Halpert: Michael we only told our parents last week.
Michael Scott: Did you pee on a stick?
Jim Halpert: I did. It was inconclusive.
Michael Scott: You should've told me.
Pam Beesly: You're right. We should have realize that you are an equal part in this.
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Pam Beesly: Oscar, Kevin, this is my sister Penny. She's also my maid of honor.
Oscar: Pleased to meet you.
Penny: I'm sorry, it's Kevin? I thought it was Gill.
Kevin: She thought I was your boyfriend!
Oscar: You thought I was dating this? What the hell is wrong with you?
Pam Beesly: Oscar it was an honest mistake.
Oscar: Him!? Him.
Kevin: Oscar. I would be proud to date you.
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Michael Scott: Here we go, knock knock.
Pam Beesly: Who's there.
Michael Scott: Buddha.
Pam Beesly: Buddha who.
Michael Scott: Buddha this bread for me! [putting a slice of bread and block of butter on the desk]
[Michael and Dwight laugh hysterically]
Michael Scott: I need something to wipe my hand.
Pam Beesly: [handing a napkin] Yep there's-- there's butter on my desk.
Michael Scott: It was a classic.
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Michael Scott: I can't do the presentation, I can't. Just... thinking about seeing him, and, thinking about him getting a hold of her and getting to kiss her. Just... Ow God.
Pam Beesly: Listen. When Jim was dating Karen I didn't want to come to work. It was awful. I hated it. I wanted to quit but--
Michael Scott: Please. Come on. I'm going through something. Ok?
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Michael Scott: [walks in and Jim announced him and Pam are engaged] What's going on?
Pam Beesly: [over the speakerphone] No, nothing. Nothing, Michael. Just saying hi.
Creed: The tall guy got engaged.
Michael Scott: [to Jim] To be married?!
Jm Halpert: Yep.
[Michael hurls himself at Jim with enough force to knock Jim onto the ground with a thud]
Pam Beesly: Sorry.
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Pam Beesly: Angela made several 911 calls about cars going too fast in front of the building. So the police put up a radar gun. It's actually caused a bit of a traffic hazard.
Dwight Schrute: [running] AHHHHH!!!
Phylis: Wow! Thirteen! [breaking Michael's previous record of 12]
Michael Scott: No, no. There was wind.
Dwight Schrute: I was just jogging.
Michael Scott: Dwight, there was wind. I want a do-over.
Jim Halpert: No. It's not your turn. Okay, thirteen is the new number. Oscar go ahead. [Oscar is preparing to run]
Michael Scott I want another try. Here we go. [Michael starts running just as a car drives by] Thirty-one! Thirty-one!
Stanley: That was the car.
Michael Scott: I was ahead of the car. Thirty-one is my new number.
Oscar: Thirty-one is humanly impossible.
Michael Scott: Go, Oscar. Thirty-one is my new number.
Oscar: That's impossible.
Michael Scott: Beat it!
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