Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: [deleted scene] Office romance. For example, Pam and I are dating, do we have to disclose that?
Pam Beesly: We're not dating.
Michael Scott: No, but I'm saying hypothetically if we were dating...
Pam Beesly: We're not dating. I'm engaged.
Michael Scott: Well, Roy is dead and I ask you out.
Pam Beesly: I would say no.
Michael Scott: And you said yes, and we go out.
Pam Beesly: I'd drown myself.
Michael Scott: And now Roy and Pam are dead, and we have your stupid rules to blame, Toby.
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Pam Beesly: What? [Jim shakes his head] Did you want to tell me something? You look like you want to tell me something. [Jim shakes his head no] You look like you have something really important to say and you just can't for some reason. [Jim smiles] Come on, you can tell me. Jim, you can tell me anything. [Jim stops smiling and looks down. Pam wonders what that means]
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Pam Beesly [to camera] I recently met Sue, the office administrator at Vance Refrigeration. She has this awesome wall full of fun initiatives and morale boosters and stuff. Sue just goes for it, she's awesome.
Phyllis [to camera] I know Sue. She's not that great. And you know her husband's in a wheelchair, right?
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Michael Scott: Did I ever tell you about the day that Steve Martin died?
Pam Beesly: Steve Martin's not dead, Michael.
Michael Scott: I know. But I always thought, that the day that he died would be the worst day of my life and I was wrong. It's this.
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Pam Beesly: [watching Michael's plane take off. Crying and has smeared make up on] No he wasn't sad. He was full of hope. About Colorado, and he was hoping to get an upgrade as an award's member. And he said he was just real excited to get home and see Holly.
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Toby: [coming out with a football] Hey look what I found in the back. [to Pam] Wanna play? Teach you to throw.
Pam Beesly: I know how to throw a football.
Toby: Course you do.
Andy: Yeah! Pam, hit me up! Go long!
[Pam throws the football directly into Meredith's face!]
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Ben Franklin: You know I invented electricity.
Pam Beesly: I know.
Ben Franklin: Well I'm sensing a little electricity here.
Pam Beesly: Didn't Ben Franklin have syphilis?
Ben Franklin: Yes. But I don't. My name is Gordon.
Pam Beesly: Oh...
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Pam Beesly: The Pizza by Alfredo guy is here.
Michael Scott: You don't have to say it like that.
Pam Beesly: I said it normal.
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Dwight Schrute: Oh, here's one: a string quartet, playing classy-cal music. [Jim grimaces]
Michael Scott: [watches Jim grimace, copies him] You know, that's good but it's not classy. I-I need something classy like the opening of a car dealership.
Jim Halpert: That's it. Or Mr. Peanut.
Michael Scott: Yes.
Dwight Schrute: Mr. Peanut is not classy.
Michael Scott: He is.
Dwight Schrute: He is a regular peanut. He just happens to have a cane, a monocle and a top hat.
Michael Scott: That's what makes him classy.
Dwight Schrute: Okay, how about this? An ice sculpture, shaped like you, covered in chocolate-covered strawberries.
Jim Halpert: Oh Dwight, you're trying too hard, and that's just not classy. You see, the thing about classy is it's a state of mind.
Dwight Schrute: Well, I'm sorry, I just don't know what classy is then.
Jim Halpert: Okay, well let's just try this one on for size. And I apologize because it's right off the top of my head: an ice sculpture. Of you. Completely surrounded by a variety of chocolate-covered fruits.
Michael Scott: Strawberries?
Jim Halpert: That's inspired.
Dwight Schrute: I said that! [storms out, slams door behind him]
Pam Beesly: Not classy.
Michael Scott: Not classy at all.
Jim Halpert: De classé.
Michael Scott: French. Classy.
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[Michael gives Pam his jacket]
Pam Beesly: Oh, thank you.
Michael Scott: You're welcome.
[long pause]
Jan: I'm so, so sorry for the temperature in here. The, uh, sliding glass door shattered. It's actually a really cute story. Do you wanna tell it babe or should I tell it?
Michael Scott: I don't like that story, babe.
Jan: Come on! It's a cute story. Michael ran through the sliding glass door because he thought he heard the ice cream truck.
Michael Scott: Stop! Stop it! I mean.. I like ice cream, ok? Sue me! Oh- no, don't! I shouldn't say that jokingly because she will sue me. She loves to sue! She loves lawsuits. You know, honey, that door was extremely clean, and it looked invisible.
Jan: You are so right. You are SO right! Because before I lived here the glass was always covered with smudges and- and I moved in and I cleaned it and I guess that makes me the devil!
Michael Scott: [laughing hysterically] You are! She is! She is the devil! I'm in hell! I'm burning. Help me.
Angela: You shouldn't joke about that.
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Pam Beesly: You see Dwight's coffee mug?
Jim Halpert: Uh-huh.
Pam Beesly: Sometimes when he's not here, I try to throw stuff in it.
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Pam Beesly: Let me make something clear. Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office.
Jim Halpert: No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place.
Pam Beesly: Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed.
Jim Halpert: And a shower.
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