Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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[SPOILERS BELOW]
Pam Beesly: [yelling over the rain] Hey! This is not halfway! I did that math, I had to drive way longer than you. Montclair would've been closer so you have to buy lunch.
[Jim gets down on one knee]
Pam Beesly: What are you doing?
Jim Halpert: I just... couldn't wait.
Pam Beesly: Oh my God.
Jim Halpert: Pam, will you marry me?
Pam Beesly: Oh my God.
Jim Halpert: So?
Pam Beesly: [nodding head] Yes.
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Michael Scott: You remember Holly? She used to work for HR.
Pam Beesly: No. Remind me.
Michael Scott: Blond hair. Nice, boobs. Not too big, not too small.
Pam Beesly: Perfect boobs. Of course, I remember Holly.
Michael Scott: She was the love of my life. What you and Jim had times a hundred.
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Pam Beesly: [over their phones] "Hey it's Jim, leave a message." [beep] Hi.
Jim Halpert: "Hey this is Pam, leave a message." Hey! It's me. It is 5:03.
Pam Beesly: I figured I'd catch you walking to your car but--
Jim Halpert: Guess you must be out or something.
Pam Beesly: I'll leave a message.
Jim Halpert: Is it me, or are we a little off today?
Pam Beesly: I guess this is just one of those days. It'll get better.
Jim Halpert: Hope you didn't have any major laundry issues.
Pam Beesly: I finished my laundry. Got all my socks. Nothing like that time that crazy guy pushed you.
Jim Halpert: Hey you remember that time I helped you do your laundry, and that crazy guy came in and started yelling at you?
Pam Beesly: And then remember, we went shopping the next day to buy me a washer/ dryer?
Jim Halpert: And yet here you are, back in a laundromat. You know I'm just trying to help you, Beesley. Be safe.
Pam Beesly: You're probably upset I'm even at a laundromat right now, but, don't worry. I'm being safe. And I'm headed home-- I'm headed to my dorm. Not home.
Jim Halpert: Wish you were home. Um, anyway--
Pam Beesly: Anyway, um. I miss you.
Jim Halpert: I miss you.
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Pam Beesly: You were way meaner to me than I was to you.
Andy: No I wasn't, ok? The very idea of us together made you burst out laughing like you just bit into an Adam Sandler jelly sandwich.
Pam Beesly: You blew the sale you idiot!
Andy: Let me tell you something, I was never gonna make that sale.
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Jim Halpert: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Pam Beesly: I cannot believe I fell for that. [laughs]
Michael Scott: [walks in] What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.
Jim Halpert: Um, is it just me, or does it smell like up-dog in here?
Michael Scott: What's up-dog?
Jim Halpert: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Michael Scott: Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant!
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Pam Beesly: He finally has a story we really wanna hear. And he knows it.
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Michael Scott: Oh, hey, what is this?
Pam Beesly: Hilary Swank.
Michael Scott: Oh she's hot.
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Pam Beesly: Do you want me to ask where you're going?
Michael Scott: No.
Pam Beesly: Great.
Michael Scott: Dwight will be driving me deep into the Pennsylvania wilderness, where he will then leave me. To either die, or to survive. The choice is yours.
Jim Halpert: ...No. The choice is actually yours.
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Jim Halpert: [over the phone to Pam] Ok you gotta hear this. Jan's shower is going on right now, she's singing Son of a Preacher Man. Everyone's just STARING at her! Like, the song is about losing your virginity next to a church. And guess what? She's been singing for the last twenty minutes!
Pam Beesly: I can hear anything!
Jim Halpert: Oh. Oh ok. Well you know what, I, uh, just uh, call me later.
Pam Beesly: Okay?
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Dwight Shrute: Pam would you care for a bagel?
Pam Beesly: Oh, no thank you.
Dwight Shrute: Oh, that's right, you're a woman and you need to refuse food the first time. I'll try again. [turns half way around then turns back to Pam] Please Pam, reconsider and have a bagel.
Pam Beesly: I have an early lunch.
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Pam Beesly: Michael are you alright?
Michael Scott: It was a setup. Dwight told Charles. He told 'em.
Pam Beesly: Tell us what you're talking about.
Michael Scott: It's like a girl says she'll make out with you but then her boyfriend is waiting around the corner with a pee-filled balloon.
Pam Beesly: We can't help you if you don't just tell us what happened.
Michael Scott: I got hit in the face with a pee-filled balloon, Pam! Ok? I don't know how they did it. They filled the balloon with pee. A funnel? I donno! Is that clear enough for you!
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Pam Beesly: Dwight mercy-killed Angela's cat. It's very complicated. It's caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela, who are already prone to unpleasantness.
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