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Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: What's the news?
Jim Halpert: Nothing yet.
Pam Beesly: Well I guess that's not-
Jim Halpert: Well there is some bad news... [accent] There has been another murder.
Michael Scott: Another murder, you say? I do declare.
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Jim Halpert All right... I will see you in a bit.
Pam Beesly [Starting to cry] I love you so much...
Jim Halpert Hey, it's nothing, all right? I'll text you when we get there. I'll see what's going on.
Pam Beesly [Goes back to computer] Ok...
Jim Halpert No. No dog video.
Pam Beesly Ok.
Jim Halpert Ok.
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Angela: And where do you think you're going?
Pam Beesly: I was just going to go down to the hotel bar for a little bit.
Angela: Well why don't I just save you some time and kick you in the stomach instead?
Pam Beesly: I just wanted to get out of my room for a little bit.
Angela: Mmhmm. Ok. I'll go with you. Come on!
Pam Beesly: Ah never mind.
Angela: Are you sure?
Pam Beesly: Yep.
Angela: Could be fun!
Pam Beesly: No.
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Pam Beesly: What could Jim have said to make my dad leave my mom? And at what point in our marriage is he going to say it to me?
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Michael Scott: [deleted scene] Office romance. For example, Pam and I are dating, do we have to disclose that?
Pam Beesly: We're not dating.
Michael Scott: No, but I'm saying hypothetically if we were dating...
Pam Beesly: We're not dating. I'm engaged.
Michael Scott: Well, Roy is dead and I ask you out.
Pam Beesly: I would say no.
Michael Scott: And you said yes, and we go out.
Pam Beesly: I'd drown myself.
Michael Scott: And now Roy and Pam are dead, and we have your stupid rules to blame, Toby.
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Pam Beesly: [about Michael's birthday lunch for Pam's mom] Why did I get in the car? I could have struggled. I have a whistle in my purse, I didn't even blow it.
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Pam Beesly: Dwight, are you carrying a gun?
Dwight Schrute: The holster was a gift from my Great Uncle, Honk. I don't know, just saying that he's proud of me.
Andy: Dwight, guns make me very uncomfortable.
Dwight Schrute: The gun is just an accessory to the holster okay? I can't walk around carrying an empty holster.
Pam Beesly: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight Schrute: Why do you need to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.
Phyllis: You could put your cell phone in it.
Dwight Schrute: Uh, hello? [Opens and closes his cell phone on his cell phone holder on his belt]
Kevin: You could put a banana in it.
Dwight Schrute: When would I put a banana in my holster?
Kevin: Incase you weren't hungry now, but you got hungry later.
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[talking about Toby's going away party]
Pam Beesly: You mean leaves as in dies? You want us to throw Toby a New Orleans funeral?
Michael Scott: If the devil were to explode and evil were gone forever what sort of party would you have?
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[trying to repack a box]
Oscar: Did we try printer first? Shredder at an angle? Fax, cable, then the scanner upside down?
Pam Beesly: Yes.
Creed: Have you tried making everything smaller.
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Pam Beesly: Hey! I wanna say something. I've been trying to be more honest lately, and I just wanna say a few things. I did the coal walk! Just, I did it. Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss. Wow I feel really good right now. [pause] Why didn't any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It's like sometimes some of you act like I don't even exist. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends. And things are just like weird between us. And that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. And I really miss you. I shouldn't have been with Roy, and there were a lot of reasons to call of my wedding. But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you're with someone else. And that's fine. It's, whatever, it's not what I'm- I'm not- Okay my feet really hurt. The thing that I'm just trying to say to you Jim, and to everyone else in the circle, I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay. I am gonna go walk in the water now. Yep. It's a good day. [she runs away]
Michael Scott: Pam! That was amazing! ...But I am still looking for someone with a sales background.
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Dwight Schrute: [giving the volleyball to Pam to serve] Okay! Hey Pam how're you doing! Hey do you know if you're right-handed or left-handed. Or do you even know? What hand do you use to answer the phone.
Pam Beesly: Back off Dwight.
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Pam Beesly: Michael? It's Jan on the phone for you.
Michael Scott: No, no, no. Hang up. Hang up. Tell her I'm not here. Don't. Don't. I ran outta gas. Hit a deer. I hit- I hit a deer with my car. Don't! I hit a cat. Tell her I hit a cat.
Pam Beesly: He'll call you back.
Michael Scott: She bought it? Ok. Ok... [walks away]
Dwight Schrute: Michael hit a deer?
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