Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special. Baseball cap on backward, baggy pants. He says something ordinary like, 'yo that's shizzle'. Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well shame on you.
[referring to Hannah's baby] Oh, wow. Look at that. How cute.
[crawls under desk] Hey! Look at me! I'm a baby. I'm one of those babies from 'Look Who's Talking'. What am I thinking? Look at all the staplers. What's a stapler? I don't even know. I'm a baby. Hey mom! I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty mama. I want some milk. And you know where milk comes from... Breasts!
Pama-lama-ding-dong. Listen, you're cute. There's no getting around it. So, I don't know if you like country music, but I was thinking maybe one of these days we could drive out to a field, crank up some tunes, smoke a few Macanudos, maybe even toss a disc around. Utway ooday ooyay inkthay, Ampay?
Sure. Let's protect the convicts. At the expense of the general feeling of safety in the workplace. As a 90 pound female that sits in an ill-lit, rarely visited corner of the office, naturally I agree with that.
Martin went from being a new guy from Stamford, to the convict, to my friend, back to a convict, then to kind of a nuissance actually, if we can be completely honest. And finally to a quitter. And I will not miss him. And that is not because he is black.
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