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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 7 - Dwight Schrute Acting Manager

The Office Season 7 Quotes - Dwight Schrute Acting Manager

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Pam Beesly: We could get DeAngelo flowers.
Dwight Schrute: No, you can't get flowers for someone who's in a coma. They'll wilt before he wakes up.
[Everybody agrees] Yeah. That's true.
Jim Halpert: All in favor of the baskets, full of chocolates, teddy bears, and balloons. [Raises hand]
[Oscar, Phyllis, Angela, Jim, and Pam raise their hand]
Dwight Schrute: Wait, wait. All in favor with canned goods, chainsaw, gasoline, and emergency radio incase he wakes up post-apocolypse...
[Dwight's the only one who raises his hand]
Jim Halpert: Nope. Baskets have it.
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Dwight Schrute: What's this? What's the Fist?
Jim Halpert: Oh, it's just a social club. You know, like the French Revolution, or the Black Panthers, or communism. It's just a club. Guys talking, you know.
Dwight Schrute: You expect me to believe that you're starting a rebellion?
Jim Halpert: Nope. Social club. God, I hate when everybody calls us a rebellion.
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Erin: Gabe was a great guy with so many wonderful qualities, but it was a challenge being touched by him.
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Jim Halpert: Dwight has been Acting Manager for three months now? ... Nope. A week. Just feels like three months. Let's see, we all have to punch into a time clock, which is very old, very strong, and has the slot about the size of a finger. We were all given new business cards, big enough to set us apart from the competition. Which is how I learned that our titles are now Junior Employee. Our lunch breaks are staggered to prevent wasting time. Mine's at 10:30 and I find that the first hour of the day goes by a lot quicker than the second seven hours.
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Kevin: No food now?! Someone has to do something about Dwight!
Creed: I put some snacks in the freezer for us.
Pam Beesly: You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?
Creed: No, the blueberry Slurpee pouch.
Phyllis: He means the ice pack.
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Andy: There's like this crazy ringing going on... I can't...
[Singing, trying to find a note]
Andy: I can't find the perfect C.
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Gabe: Do we not have voicemail?
Erin: Dwight doesn't trust robots to give us our messages.
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Dwight Schrute: Morning announcements! There's been a problem with some people sharing copier codes. Your copier code is a distinct 21-digit number that is unique to you, and you only, okay? Don't share it.
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Dwight Schrute: I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current level of happiness for the rest of my life. Because I am Manager of the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin... Acting Manager.
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Angela: Pet Day. I want Pet Day back. No dogs.
Kevin: Put everything back in the vending machine, except the fruit.
Pam Beesly: You have to get rid of all your weapons. All of them. Including Killer Fish.
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Gabe: [Crying] Andy, do you like being alone with me right now?
Andy: No, this is horrifying.
Gabe: No, I don't like being alone with me either, okay?
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Pam Beesly: Dwight, are you carrying a gun?
Dwight Schrute: The holster was a gift from my Great Uncle, Honk. I don't know, just saying that he's proud of me.
Andy: Dwight, guns make me very uncomfortable.
Dwight Schrute: The gun is just an accessory to the holster okay? I can't walk around carrying an empty holster.
Pam Beesly: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight Schrute: Why do you need to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.
Phyllis: You could put your cell phone in it.
Dwight Schrute: Uh, hello? [Opens and closes his cell phone on his cell phone holder on his belt]
Kevin: You could put a banana in it.
Dwight Schrute: When would I put a banana in my holster?
Kevin: Incase you weren't hungry now, but you got hungry later.
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Dwight Schrute: Ah ha!
Kelly: Oh my God, what is wrong with you?
Dwight Schrute: Gotcha! Why are you late?
Kelly: It's none of your business actually. It's very medical and personal.
Dwight Schrute: Alright. You stop me when I've reached the diseased area.
[Points to her feet and then slowly up to her stomach and stops, waiting for her to say something]
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Dwight Schrute: The desk is a replica of Uday Hussein's desk. I saw a picture in Newsweek.
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Jim Halpert: So as it turns out, unless you're a young child or a prison inmate, you don't need anyone supervising you. People just come in and do their work on their schedule. Imagine that. People like us allowed to sell paper. Unsupervised. And yet, somehow it works. It must be because the stakes are so high.
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Oscar: I'll look on Web MD. What are your symptoms?
Angela: Oh everybody, Oscar found a reason to look on Web MD.
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Gabe: I don't believe in lunch okay? I don't believe in horoscopes. I don't believe in Christmas. Ah ah, I sure as hell don't believe in God.
[Erin and people in the office gasp]
Gabe: Or maybe just a god, I don't know. It's just not a guy with a long, white beard.
[Erin looks puzzled]
Gabe: Or it could be. It's possible that that is exactly what God is.
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