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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 2 - Valentine's Day

The Office Season 2 Quotes - Valentine's Day

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Michael Scott: New York, New York. City so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.
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Dwight Schrute: It's me! I'm the bobblehead! Yes!
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Michael Scott: This is a business trip. I would have to be a raving lunatic to try to talk to Jan about what happened between us. Her words, not mine. She sent me an e-mail this morning.
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Pam Beesly: Okay, well, sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like, what it means instead of what it is.
Dwight Schrute: You mean... like a ham?
Pam Beesly: [pause] No, not like a ham. It's about doing something so that the person knows that you really care about her. That you remember her--
Dwight Schrute: Okay shut up. I know exactly what to do.
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Michael Scott: Here it is, heart of New York City, Times Square... named for the good times you have when you're in it.
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Delivery Guy: Phyllis Lapin?
Pam Beesly: Holy God.
Delivery Guy: It's from Bob.
Kevin: Man that thing's bigger than I am.
Delivery Guy: No it's not.
Kevin: Oh zip it.
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Michael Scott: New York is home to the best seafood in the world. See? There ya go! Right there, Red Lobster.
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Michael Scott: Okay, there's a guy pooping in a cardboard box down there.
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Michael Scott: What it's like to walk a mile in Oscar's shoes, or try on Phyllis' pants...
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Dwight Schrute: Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it... and then you have to tame it. Keep it happy, care for it, feed it... lovingly, like an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
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Michael Scott: And Craig, you saw him. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, although he is a tool.
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Jim Halpert: You know what? Here's the deal, Kelly. It would be really nice if he was into you, right? It would be great. But he isn't.
Kelly: Yeah, but it would be so great if he was.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, but he's not, though. So you just gotta suck it up. You just gotta move on. Try to have some fun. Come to my poker game tonight.
Kelly: Okay cool. [pause] Is it okay if I invite Ryan?
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Michael Scott: Scranton is great, but New York is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids.
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Phyllis: [reading card] Happy Valentine's Day, darling. Love Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
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Ryan: [hands messing up hair] I hooked up with Kelly on February 13th.
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Dwight Schrute: Hey Angela, did you hear? Somebody totally rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten.
Angela: Really? I wouldn't know anything about that. But I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Dwight Schrute: I did. Oh I did.
Angela: I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.
Dwight Schrute: Oh I bet you will by the time the day's over.
Angela: Really? Well I hope I do.
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Roy: What's wrong?
Pam Beesly: Nothing. It's just that I had to sit here all day while Phyllis got like an entire garden.
Roy: What, you're mad at me?
Pam Beesly: Like, I know that we said no big gifts, but I was hoping you'd get me something for Valentine's Day.
Roy: Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home, and you are going to get the best sex of your life.
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Dwight Schrute: Pam, make I speak to you? Privately?
Pam Beesly: You can't fire me just because Michael isn't here, Dwight.
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Jan: Surely you cannot be serious?
Michael Scott: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. Airplane.
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Oscar: The best present would be, you to do a good job in front of the new CFO.
Michael Scott: Duuuude, I'm gonna nail it. Me and New York? Oh, I own that city. Fo-get about it!
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Michael Scott: The meeting isn't until three, but I always like to come a little early. This is where I do my haunts. Oh, look! [points to a Sbarro's] My favorite New York pizza place. I'm going to go get me a New York slice!
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Michael Scott: Great Scott!
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Jim Halpert: Hey Kelly. What's up?
Kelly: Nothing oh! Except oh my God, Jim! Last night, Ryan and I totally, finally hooked up. It was awesome.
Jim Halpert: Oh. That's great. I'm really happy for you.
Kelly: I know, and it was so funny because we were at this bar with his friends, and I was sitting next to him the whole night, and he wasn't making a move, so in my head I was like, 'Ryan! What's taking you so long?' And then, he kissed me, and I didn't know what to say, so I said, 'Ryan! What took you so long?'
Jim Halpert: Wow.
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Michael's slide: A Michael Scott Joint
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Pam Beesly: Heading out?
Jim Halpert: Yeah. Alright Beesly, Happy Valentine's Day.
Pam Beesly: Bye.
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Craig: Well, Michael made that stupid movie and he doesn't get in any trouble. Maybe I should have slept with you too.
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Dan: I don't need to explain to you that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss...
Michael Scott: I know, it was borderline at best...
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Michael Scott: This is the world famous Rockefeller Center. Founded of course by Theodore Rockefeller. This is the skating rink and I think the Rangers practice there sometimes.
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Michael Scott: This is the world famous Rockefeller Center. Founded, of course by Theodore Rockefeller. This is a skating rink and I think the Rangers practice there sometimes and it's, that's Tina Fey [points]. That's Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live. Hello? Hello, hi? [walks over] OH, I'm sorry, I thought you were [Conan O'Brien walks in front of Michael], OK, I thought that was. She, she looked a lot like Tina Fey. [to camera] Hello, hello, I thought that was Tina Fey, but it wasn't. So... Are you serious? He was here? When, when I was talking to the fake Tina Fey? Come on! And are you, argh.
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Kelly: I mean I just said it to him. Can you believe that?
Jim Halpert: Wow.
Kelly: Oh my God, Jim, is that embarrassing? I'm embarrassed.
Jim Halpert: No don't be.
Kelly: Oh thank God. Because I was nervous Jim, you will not believe. I was so nervous.
Jim Halpert: I bet.
Kelly: But now-now I have a boyfriend.
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Craig: What? You like Jan? How can you like Jan?
Michael Scott: Maybe because she's my girlfriend. Was-- or not my girlfriend. We hooked up.
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Jim Halpert: Well, take it slow, because it seems like a lot of the time things like that need to--
[Ryan enters]
Ryan: Soda.
Kelly: Cool. Hey so, do you want to do something tonight?
Jim Halpert: Wow. [under his breath] Oh, no, not while I'm here.
Kelly: I mean, I know its Valentine's Day and all, but there's totally no pressure at all.
Ryan: I can't tonight. I have plans with my friends.
Kelly: That's cool. I completely understand.
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Craig: Yeah, uh, here's the deal, I did not understand that this was supposed to be a full on report and what not.
Jan: I'm sorry, what did you think 'financial presentation' meant?
Craig: I was under the impression that this was more like a meet-and-greet type deal.
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Michael Scott: [Going down the stairs to the Subway] Everybody takes the subway in New York. It's fast, it's efficient, gets you there on time. It's a way to [turns and rushes back up stairs] Okay, there's a guy pooping in a cardboard box down there.
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