[to camera] Some stories are so newsworthy, so historic, that you have to stop eveything to watch. Balloon Boy, Michael Jackson's funeral... uh, things that if you didn't see them live, you wouldn't really care that you didn't see them at all.
[to camera] Gabe likes to entertain a lot. And he cooks in an oven. And all that jazz. I just have a different lifestyle. Like there's these microwavable bags of vegatables. A glass of chardinae, and a bag of vegatables; next thing you know, I'm ready for bed.
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