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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 7 - Viewing Party

The Office Season 7 Quotes - Viewing Party

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[Kevin nestles in the bed with plate of snacks]
Dwight Schrute Kevin, what are you doing?
Kevin I wanted to eat Pigs in a Blanket... in a blanket.
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Michael Scott [to Gabe] If you break that girl's [Erin's] heart, I will kill you... It's just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl's heart, I will literally kill you and your entire family.
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Darryl If I was a girl, and I had to choose between the tall dude who loves Asia, and a you-looking dude who loves sweaters, and wearing sweaters, I'd choose you.
Andy That's really nice, thank you.
Darryl And I'd blow your mind.
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Gabe Michael, you're making this harder than this has to be.
Michael Scott That's what she said. [leaves room]
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Pam Beesly I think we're good friends. Remember your concussion?
Dwight Schrute I do, but you married my worst enemy.
Pam Beesly I know...
Jim Halpert Well, I think "enemy" is a strong word, because I think we have a really charming back and forth.
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Pam Beesly Don't think of it as degrading, think of it as you're holding the pizza six inches in front of his face, and his mouth comes towards the pizza...
Dwight Schrute I'd prefer if he considers it degrading.
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Jim Halpert [to camera] Some stories are so newsworthy, so historic, that you have to stop eveything to watch. Balloon Boy, Michael Jackson's funeral... uh, things that if you didn't see them live, you wouldn't really care that you didn't see them at all.
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Dwight Schrute [about the Scranton Strangler standoff] Ugh, they shouldn't televise this. It only encourages copycats.
Angela Just say "Copies". Why do you have to drag cats into this?
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Andy [about Scranton Strangler chase] I bet he's wishing he had a hybrid, right?
Kevin I bet he's wishing he was strangling someone.
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Dwight Schrute In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others. I've been raising children since I was a baby.
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Dwight Schrute Of all feelings to base a TV show on: Glee. "Thirst". Now that's a show I'd watch.
Angela [thinks] I'd watch that.
Dwight Schrute ...Tonight would be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.
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Michael Scott [to camera] Gabe likes to entertain a lot. And he cooks in an oven. And all that jazz. I just have a different lifestyle. Like there's these microwavable bags of vegatables. A glass of chardinae, and a bag of vegatables; next thing you know, I'm ready for bed.
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Kevin [about the Scranton Strangler standoff] They should do that thing where they play the really good music to get him to come out.
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Dwight Schrute Put the pizza in my mouth.
Jim Halpert I assure you, that will not increase the pleasure--
Dwight Schrute --Oh. I try me.
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Quotes from  Michael Scott  Dwight Schrute  Creed Bratton  Pam  Random Quotes from All Seasons

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