I got five-hundred feet of red wire at a flee market, up by Dunmore High School. Twenty bucks for the whole spool. Crazy. What a deal. [camera zooms in on Dwight climbing up a hydro pole through the window] Ah, he'll be fine; I made it up there.
So even specialty paper, say 94 brightness, double bonded, you would put that on the same truck as your conventional stock?
[chuckling] You sure know a lot about paper for a lawyer.
Oh well.. that, is.. because I am a genius.
[laughing] Oh, really?
Yes. Well. About some things, and other things just I'm very stupid. [reaching to the desk] Like watch this. [picks up a tape roll] Is this the cup? [picks up a stapler] Is this the cup? Is this what I drink out of?
[Roger is hysterically laughing]
Laughter is my job. Tears are my game. Law is my profession.
I guess this is what they call a bittersweet moment. It is bitter because I slightly destroyed a... wonderful little family. But sweet, because David Wallace thought I did a good job. That's why I hate bittersweet chocolate. I don't even-- What's the point of that? Why not just sweet? I mean who- who are you helping?
No! No no no no no. She's hot. Ok? Because if you are saying... that Hilary Swank isn't hot then you're saying I'm not hot because obviously I'm not as hot as Hilary Swank! [runs out of the room crying]
You know what, Kev, do me a favor. Why don't you close your eyes.
[Kevin closes his eyes]
[whispering] OK. Now imagine that Hilary Swank comes into this office. For real. She walks over to you and she says, "Kevin Malone. I just read your online profile. There's nothing I'd rather do than make out with you right now." Now you tell me something: is she hot?
Ladies and gentleman. Even though the penis was fake, I kept expecting a second plot twist where we found out that Hilary Swank actually was a boy.
Ok. I wasn't going to dignify this discussion by getting involved, and I don't even get the discussion. Hot, is a temperature, people. But Kevin, deserves to lose for what he said. So, yes. She's hot. She's hot as heck. She's a female Boris Becker.
[in front of a image from a projector] See that? The obvious symmetry of the face. This is a natural appeal of the scientific standard of coinalphelia, features that are a composite average of many features. Yes she's attractive. But, she's not hot.
I am trying to be more, optimistic in life. I've got what? Twenty, thirty more years left. And my family history says... I have less. Now the old Stanley Hudson would've found something to complain about with this actress. But that's no way to live life! Look at this healthy, sexy, pretty, strong young woman. Come on people! She. Is. Hot.
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