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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 7 - Christening

The Office Season 7 Quotes - Christening

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Pam Beesly ...Your keyboard has more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat.
Kelly I hear your momma has more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat!
Michael Scott Oh, that's true! I dated her momma, and you know wha--
Jim Halpert --Stop.
Michael Scott ...no, right.
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Michael Scott [to camera] Cece is turning out to be a little B-I-T-C-H... no, that's not true, but her parents are really boxing me out.
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Andy [to camera] Does the Nard Dog want Nard pups? Yeah, I want a big ol' litter of Nard pups, all jumping around, sucking on the teet. Put 'em in a box, give 'em to my neighbors... Yeah, I want kids.
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Kevin [after grabbing Angela and looking through her purse] Look at these scones, Jim! Thousands of them! What kind of person steals scones from a baby?!
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Ryan Howard [using phone] For all their genorosity of spirit, they password protect their wireless?
Kelly Try "Jesus".
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Toby [after finally entering the church, looking up at crucifix] Why are you so mean to me?
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Michael Scott You're mean. You're mean girls... like the movie "Mean Girls".
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Pam Beesly We're going to need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed them all!
Angela Jesus is not your caterer.
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Michael Scott [to camera] It's not just a day for Jim and Pam, or for the baby, or for me. It's about all of us. And I thought that we should all celebrate my joy, and our joy, and all of our joys.
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Michael If you don't stop worrying so much about what you're going to put in your gullet, you're going to die in about a month!
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Dwight Schrute [voice-over as people are seen sneezing on Dwight] The principle is sound: To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs enabling your immune system to develop antibodies. I don't know why everyone doesn't do this... Maybe they have something against living forever.
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Carla ...We're supposed to consider,"What if the Earth was our building, and the people on it were our family?"
Andy [mumbles] And what if the moon was your car and Jupiter was your hairbrush?
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