The Office Season 7 Quotes - Christening
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| Pam Beesly | ...Your keyboard has more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat. |
| Kelly | I hear your momma has more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat! |
| Michael Scott | Oh, that's true! I dated her momma, and you know wha-- |
| Jim Halpert | --Stop. |
| Michael Scott | ...no, right. |
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| Michael Scott | [to camera] Cece is turning out to be a little B-I-T-C-H... no, that's not true, but her parents are really boxing me out. |
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| Andy | [to camera] Does the Nard Dog want Nard pups? Yeah, I want a big ol' litter of Nard pups, all jumping around, sucking on the teet. Put 'em in a box, give 'em to my neighbors... Yeah, I want kids. |
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| Kevin | [after grabbing Angela and looking through her purse] Look at these scones, Jim! Thousands of them! What kind of person steals scones from a baby?! |
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| Ryan Howard | [using phone] For all their genorosity of spirit, they password protect their wireless? |
| Kelly | Try "Jesus". |
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| Toby | [after finally entering the church, looking up at crucifix] Why are you so mean to me? |
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| Pam Beesly | We're going to need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed them all! |
| Angela | Jesus is not your caterer. |
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| Michael Scott | [to camera] It's not just a day for Jim and Pam, or for the baby, or for me. It's about all of us. And I thought that we should all celebrate my joy, and our joy, and all of our joys. |
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| Michael | If you don't stop worrying so much about what you're going to put in your gullet, you're going to die in about a month! |
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| Dwight Schrute | [voice-over as people are seen sneezing on Dwight] The principle is sound: To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs enabling your immune system to develop antibodies. I don't know why everyone doesn't do this... Maybe they have something against living forever. |
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