I haven't heard anything, but I bet Jim got the job. I mean, why wouldn't he? He's totally qualified and smart; everyone loves him. And... if he never comes back again, that's okay. We're friends and I'm sure we'll stay friends. We just... we never got the timing right, you know? I shot him down, and then he did the same to me. But you know what? It's okay, I'm totally fine. Everything's going to be totally--
Pam! [looks at camera] Sorry. Um, are you free for dinner tonight?
Alright, then it's a date.
[looking so happy she's about to cry] I'm sorry, what was the question?
Last year Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the intranet, it's... pretty shocking.
You know what, don't even worry about it. Everyone was so drunk, I'll bet no one even remembers what you said
I remember. I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts. Check it out.
[cut to Ryan's talking head]
Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened a word document on his computer and put an address at the top.
I've read some of it. Even for the intranet... it's pretty shocking.
Once I am officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice: Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable, fictional, and overqualified.
I don't know what the future holds. But, I'm optimistic. And, uh, I had fun goofing around with Dwight today. Jim and I are just too, similar. Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. But, you-- but that is a, um, you know not-- a man. A man version. But, uh, until then, I can hold my head up. I'm not gay.
I am by far the most qualified person they're interviewing. Jim and Karen are here, which is cute. They're like kid actors, tagging along with daddy at the big audition, hoping to be discovered. Except daddy is the best actor around. Daddy is Meryl Streep.
Here's the sitch. Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we didn't connect, I was miserable. Now, I am in the best relationship of my life, with the same woman. Love is a mystery.
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