The Office Season 9 Quotes - New Guys
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| Darryl | (On Slack-lining) This seems like the kind of thing white people with dreadlocks do. |
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| Clark | I've always been good at anything that required balance. My doctor says I have gigantic inner ears. |
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| Dwight Schrute | Boo! Unimpressed. It's a tightrope for babies. Boooo... |
| Clark | Alright, let's see you do it. |
| Dwight Schrute | Alright. Let me show you how a real man walks across a flaccid cord. |
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| Dwight Schrute | (On slack-lining) This is a stupid activity. I would be embarrassed to be good at it. |
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| Dwight Schrute | Slack-lining? Big deal. Untie that rope, give it to a couple of pig-tailed schoolgirls, let them start jumping with it while chanting a rhyme and giggling about boys. Doesn't seem so macho now, does it? It's a JUMP ROPE! |
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| Creed | [Excited] In the parking lot today there was a circus! The copier did tricks on the high-wire... a lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat... there was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator... a strongman crushed a turtle... I laughed and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company. |
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| Andy Bernard | There are two things I am passionate about: Re-cycling and re-venge. |
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| Dwight Schrute | Slack-lining? Big deal. Untie that rope, give it to a couple of pig-tailed schoolgirls, let them start jumping with it while chanting a rhyme and giggling about boys. Doesn't seem so macho now, does it? It's a JUMP ROPE! |
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| Dwight Schrute | I can't use Phyllis! Are you kidding me? The moment she steps off this bar I'll be launched into space! God, you're so insensitive. |
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