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The Office Season 9 Quotes - New Guys

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Jim Halpert I have nothing in common with Plop.
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Darryl (On Slack-lining) This seems like the kind of thing white people with dreadlocks do.
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Clark I've always been good at anything that required balance. My doctor says I have gigantic inner ears.
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Dwight Schrute Boo! Unimpressed. It's a tightrope for babies. Boooo...
Clark Alright, let's see you do it.
Dwight Schrute Alright. Let me show you how a real man walks across a flaccid cord.
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Dwight Schrute (On slack-lining) This is a stupid activity. I would be embarrassed to be good at it.
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Dwight Schrute Slack-lining? Big deal. Untie that rope, give it to a couple of pig-tailed schoolgirls, let them start jumping with it while chanting a rhyme and giggling about boys. Doesn't seem so macho now, does it? It's a JUMP ROPE!
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Creed [Excited] In the parking lot today there was a circus! The copier did tricks on the high-wire... a lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat... there was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator... a strongman crushed a turtle... I laughed and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.
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Andy Bernard There are two things I am passionate about: Re-cycling and re-venge.
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Andy Bernard Who ordered the Hot Apple Fail?
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Dwight Schrute Slack-lining? Big deal. Untie that rope, give it to a couple of pig-tailed schoolgirls, let them start jumping with it while chanting a rhyme and giggling about boys. Doesn't seem so macho now, does it? It's a JUMP ROPE!
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Dwight Schrute I can't use Phyllis! Are you kidding me? The moment she steps off this bar I'll be launched into space! God, you're so insensitive.
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