The Office Season 7 Quotes - Todd Packer

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Dwight Schrute: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim Halpert: A crime fighting beaver.
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Dwight Schrute: Hardy har har. Alright, picture this: snowy ash drizzles from the sky. A rabid pack of dogs surrounds you as the flame at the end of your stick dies. There's only one hope left for you. The door to my shelter. You pound. You beg. "Dwight! Please let me in!" But I ignore your cries and do not let you in. You wanna know why?
Jim Halpert: Because of the sign that says no pounding, no begging.
Dwight Schrute: No. Because you laughed at me. Kevin will be eaten! Pam will be taken slave! Jim will be made a Warlord's gesture. Meredith will do okay. Be assured this day will come, it's just a matter of time. Could be one month, could be two months.
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Andy: If you donated my computer to Africa, it would become famous as the slowest computer in Africa.
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Michael Scott: Packer is a survivor of divorce, Stanley. Packer doesn't speak with his child, Meredith. Packer never lived up to his parent's expectations, Andy. [Andy laughs, embarrassed] Angels loves pussycats. Packer loves...
Angela: No, don't!
Michael Scott: I was going to say dogs.
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Kevin Malone: What don't you understand about the word approved? It seems that a couple of you don't know what the word approved means. [cut to talking head] I have very little patience for stupidity.
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Michael Scott: Packer is going to be here til the day he dies, just like the rest of us.
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Michael Scott: We can't just sit around waiting for Creed to die.
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Michael Scott: You've been on the road a long time, and you've been an outdoor cat. And now you have to be an indoor cat, so you can't be peeing all over the walls.
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Dwight Schrute: Who's dirt box is this?
Holly: That's our zen garden.
Dwight Schrute: What are you growing here, bull crap?
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Kevin: You should write a book!
Todd Packer: Since when did you know how to read?
Kevin: I do know how to read though!
Todd Packer: Yeah, you know how to read...a menu!
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Michael Scott: I would like to introduce you to a man who needs no introduction, probably because most of you have DONE IT WITH HIM. Just kidding. He wouldn't be interested in any of you.
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Erin: I think the ants are waking up — they need to start farming soon!
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Stanley: So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now.
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Packer: It's great to be among friends... until then, you suckers will do.
Kevin: Nice. We got burned.
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Todd Packer: I really thought I was becoming too much of a womanizer. I realized I had shirts at five different woman's houses.
Michael Scott: Still not seeing the problem.
Todd Packer: Alright. Truth is, I got a couple love bumps on my ding dong, so I was like oh, game over.
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Erin: For Pete's sake! It just needs to be done.
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Holly: Okay, look. We can't fire someone because we don't like him.
Ryan: Right, this isn't the U.S. Government.
Kelly: What are you referencing?
Ryan: Everything... everything.
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Dwight Schrute: Kevin, in Sumo culture, you'd be considered a promising up-and-comer.
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