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Last week I would've given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would've reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, 'Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.'
Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet? I don't know. Could be done out of hate, could be done out of love. It could be comletely neutral. Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady. And well she doesn't do a very good job obviously because my office still reeks like you would not believe. I hate her.
Hey Brenda, this is, uh, Jim Halpert from the boat. And I got your number from the corporate directory and, well I was assuming you probably gave it to them because you wanted me to ask you out, right? Um, so give me a call back. You can get my number from said directory. Um... or just check your email 'cause I just sent you one. Yikes. Uh, give me a call back. I hope. I'll talk to you later, bye.
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