Warning: session_start(): open(/home/office/public_html/tmp/sess_8c37889f832987cd8bdd4e3124a507e8, O_RDWR) failed: Permission denied (13) in /home/office/public_html/index.php on line 9
The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 4 - Money

The Office Season 4 Quotes - Money

  • Quotes
  • Conference Room (12 Comments)
  • Download Episode (iTunes Link)
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
121
likes
Ryan: What I really want, honestly, Michael is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, whomever.
Michael Scott: Oh okay.
Ryan: What?
Michael Scott: It's whoever, not whomever.
Ryan: It's whomever.
Michael Scott: No, whomever is never acutally right.
Jim Halpert: Nope, sometimes it's right.
Creed: Michael is right. It's a made up word used to trick students-
Andy: No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word--
Oscar: Obviously it's a real word- but I don't know how to use it correctly.
Michael Scott: [to camera] Not a native speaker.
Kevin: I know what's right. But I'm not gonna say. Because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.
Ryan: Do you really know which one is correct?
Kevin: I don't know.
Pam Beesly: It's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when as the subject.
Phyllis: That sounds right.
Michael Scott: Well it sounds right but is it?
Stanley: How did Ryan use it, as an object?
Ryan: As an object.
Kelly: Ryan used me as an object.
Oscar: Is he right about that--
Pam Beesly: How did he use it again?
Toby: It was, Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object--
Michael Scott: Thank you!
Toby: ...to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the, the correct usage of the word.
Michael Scott: No one, uh asked you anything ever so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull?
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
112
likes
Michael Scott: [screaming into the office] I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
39
likes
Jim Halpert: Mmm... I'd say one in six.
Pam Beesly: What?
Jim Halpert: Oh I thought you asked me what our chances were of being murdered here tonight.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
37
likes
Jim Halpet: You know I just realized, this is Pam's and my first night away together. I used to play it over in my head, and it was just a little bit different. Maybe a, uh, nice hotel, or a romantic dinner? Wine. But wine that wasn't made out of beets. Didn't think Dwight would be involved at all. And, uh, I always imagined less manure. I mean some manure. Just, less.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
36
likes
Michael Scott: Yes, money has been a little bit tight lately. But, at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I going to be thinking about much money I have? No. I'm going to be thinking about, how many friends I have. And my children. And my comedy albums. I mean, I have a yacht so I obviously did pretty well money wise.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
35
likes
Pam Beesly: Jim's just really passionate about Italian food.
[cut to Jim]
Jim Halpert: Yep. I'm very passionate about Italian food. In fact, um, I'm in love with Italian food.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
28
likes
Dwight Schrute: Now then, do you have any special needs or dietary restrictions?
Jim Halpert: Yes, we will be requiring a bedtime story.
Dwight Schrute: No.
Jim Halpert: Not even Harry Potter?
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
26
likes
Pam Beesly: The Beets Motel.
Jim Halpert: The Beets Motel. That is- Wow.
Pam Beesly: Thank you.
Jim Halpert: Borscht Hotel.
Pam Beesly: The Embassy Beets. Radish Inn!
Jim Halpert: How are you doing this?
Pam Beesly: I donno!
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
24
likes
Oscar: Hey, I just wanted you to know, that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.
Michael Scott: I didn't say it, I declared it.
Oscar: Still.. that's.. it's not anything.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
24
likes
Michael Scott: [imitating Meryl Streep] Get me Armani.
Pam Beesly: A suit?
Michael Scott: On the phone!
Pam Beesly: Like the main company number 'cause I'm going to have to call information--
Michael Scott: Where's Armani? He's on the phone. Too slow. [whispers] You're not going to Paris! I'm so much better then you are.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
23
likes
Dwight Schrute: As of this morning, we are completely wireless, here at Schrute Farms. But as soon as I find out where Mose hid all the wires, we'll get that power back on.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
20
likes
[as Dwight is moaning]
Jim Halpert: Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?
Dwight Schrute: [incoherent mumbling] No you didn't.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, I didn't think I had. Well, it was all about Pam.
Dwight Schrute: [more incoherent mumbling]
Jim Halpert: Yeah, she was with Roy, and, uh, I just couldn't take it. I mean, I lost it, Dwight. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't concentrate on anything. Even weird stuff, like food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. It was something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, and that includes you.
Dwight Schrute: [sobs and reaches out for Jim, who has already walked away]
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
19
likes
Creed: Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to [holds up passport] Williams Charles Schneider.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
19
likes
Dwight Schrute: In the Schrute family, we have a tradition where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his doorstep by his parents. You can use those oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want, I don't care. They're your oats.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
18
likes
Michael Scott: And the best way to start is to hit... Start. And up comes the toolbar. That's what she said.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
18
likes
Andy: You need to set me up with her. I know she told you that she's looking, and she's totally not responding to my moves.
Pam Beesly: What moves?
Andy: I've moonwalked past accounting like ten times.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
17
likes
Kelly: Darryl Philbin is the most complicated man that I have ever met. I mean who says exactly what they're thinking? [shakes shoulders] What kind of game is that?
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
17
likes
Pam Beesly: We wrote a good review. Under comments, we wrote: the natural aroma of the beets drifts into the bedrooms and makes you dream of simpler times.
Jim Halpert: The dawn goosewalk will tug at your heartstrings.
Pam Beesly: Tablemaking never seemed so possible.
Jim Halpert: You will never want to leave your room.
Pam Beesly: The architecture reminds one of a quant Tuscan beet farm.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
16
likes
Dwight Schrute: Oh. Jim. I thought you were Mose.
Jim Halpert: Does Mose have nightmares?
Dwight Schrute: Oh yes. Ever since The Storm.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
15
likes
Jim Halpert: You okay?
Dwight Schrute: I am better than you have ever been and ever will be.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
15
likes
Michael Scott: How would that help, Creed? In Monopoly, you go bankrupt, you lose.
Creed: You don't go by Monopoly, man, that game is nuts! Nobody just picks up "get out of jail free" cards. Those things cost thousands!
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
14
likes
Pam Beesly: Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple... but I couldn't do that to Dwight. Or Angela... or Andy.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
14
likes
Michael Scott: I've always wanted to be in the witness protection program. Fresh start. No debts, no baggage. Already got my name picked out. Lord Rupert Everton. I am, uh, shipping merchant who raises fancy dogs. That's the life.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
14
likes
Jim Halpert: What do you got going on tonight?
Michael Scott: You wouldn't understand. It's a secret.
Jim Halpert: I wouldn't understand or it's a secret?
Pam Beesly: You wouldn't understand, Jim. It's a secret.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
14
likes
Jim Halpert: 'Break me off a piece of that apple sauce.' I don't think that's how it goes...
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
13
likes
Michael Scott: Alright, you know what? Watch this. If I had money problems, would I do this?
[Michael crumbles up a bill then puts it back into his pocket]
Stanley: You put it back in your pocket.
Michael Scott: Yeah but I destroyed it. It's not even usable anymore.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
13
likes
Andy: ...piece of that Chry-sler car.
Jim Halpert: No.
Andy: Foot-ball cream.
Michael Scott: Okay. It's football cream. It's football cream.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
11
likes
Call center boss: Everybody in the conference room in five minutes!
Michael Scott: These meetings are useless.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
11
likes
Stanley: When I'm at home at night in my own house in my sweats drinking some red wine and watching my mystery stories, the last thing in the whole godforsaken world I wanna hear is the voice of Michael Scott.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
9
likes
Oscar: Michael, are you having money problems?
Michael Scott: Monkey problems. No I'm not having monkey problems. Why would I have monkey problems.
Oscar: You heard me correctly.
Michael Scott: Ohhh I hate monkeys.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
9
likes
Dwight Schrute: Mose what are you doing? No Mose! Put the manure down! Put it down do not throw it! Do not!-- Ow!
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
8
likes
Michael Scott: People have said I have very pretty eyes... I haven't heard the same about you.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
8
likes
Michael Scott: Yes, I forgot about Ryan's presentation. And yes, it would have been nice to do well at the first presentation that he'd given me. But you know what else would've been nice? Winning the lottery.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
8
likes
Phyllis: He's always been terrible with money.
Stanley: I bet it's Jan sending him straight to the poor house.
Kevin: Yeah, women be shoppin'.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
7
likes
Michael Scott: Don't sell your implants please.
Jan: I'm keeping them. I know you like 'em... They're kind of uncomfortable though.
Michael Scott: That's nice.
Jan: Kind of painful.
Michael Scott: Looks cute.
Jan: My nipples aren't as sensitive now.
Michael Scott: Looks cute though.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
6
likes
Ryan: Okay. Michael, why don't you start us off?
Michael Scott: Um. That wasn't much of an introduction.
Ryan: Ladies and gentleman, your boss, Michael Scott.
Michael Scott: [getting up] Still lame.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
6
likes
Dwight Schrute: TripAdvisor is the lifeblood of the agri-tourism industry. A couple of bad reviews there, you may as well close up shop. That's what took down the Stalk Inn, one of the cutest little asparagus farms you'll ever see.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
5
likes
Michael Scott: How was yoga?
Jan: I didn't go.
Michael Scott: Why- why not?
Jan: I just didn't!
Michael Scott: Okay.
Jan: How was improv?
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
5
likes
Andy: Sooo...
Pam Beesly: What's up?
Andy: Me, all night. Dreaming about Angela's smokin' hot body.
Pam Beesly: You're being gross.
Andy: Not from a male perspective.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
5
likes
Angela: You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign. No bars. No patios. No vegetables. And no seafood.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
4
likes
Jan: So where's this train taking us?
Michael Scott: I think the engineer left.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
4
likes
Michael Scott: Okay. I know what's going on. Talking about Jim and Pam. If they're having sex. What it looks like, I know. I think--
Pam Beesly: Michael?
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
4
likes
Call center boss: Are you quitting?
Michael Scott: [long pause] I am.
Call center boss: Come back any time, don't forget to disinfect your headset.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
4
likes
Jan: You're broke?
Michael Scott: That's- how did you get that from what Oscar's saying. That's not-
Jan: H-how how-- I mean, Michael, how did this happen? Where exactly did your money go? Uh-I don't-- I don't get this. I really don't. I don't- I don't understand how, you could be so [sigh] irresponsible. I mean- ah!- it's just- it is astounding to me! Really! I don't know what more to say. I hoped that--
Oscar: Jan?
Jan: Yeah, what?
Oscar: Michael left.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
3
likes
Jan: You drive. Had too much wine.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
3
likes
Andy: I left a little present for Angela. I think she's going to like it. 'Cause I found it outside Vance Refrigeration all alone. And I told her in the note, that the cat came to find her. That they were destined to be together... I got game.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
3
likes
Dwight Schrute: We offer tours of the fields, and of the barn. Perhaps you'd be interested in Mose's table making demonstration.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
3
likes
Michael Scott: I owe you an apology.
Pam Beesly: You finished the movie.
Michael Scott: Yeah, it was awesome. Big surprise ending. Won't ruin it for you.
Pam Beesly: No. Go ahead.
Michael Scott: Meryl Streep is the bad guy. You never see it coming. Anyway, if I was mean in any way to you, I'm sorry. I just want what's best for you, Manuschka.
Pam Beesly: [cut to talking head] Mo Cuishle! He's watching "Million Dollar Baby"! [pause] He's gonna try to kill me.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
3
likes
[from deleted scenes]
Michael Scott: You know who loves interior design? My friend Todd Packer. He... He's always asking if Jan's carpet matches her drapes. Now, although, he says that he prefers it when there is no carpet. Which doesn't make sense because I've been to his apartment and there is shag carpeting all over the place. So, I guess people's design sensibilities change.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
2
likes
Ryan: Hey guys! What's happening? How's my favorite branch doing!
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
0
likes
Oscar: This scary black bar is what you spend on things that no one ever, ever needs, like multiple magic sets, professional bass fishing equipment.
Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up!    
0
likes
Michael Scott: We'll ask PowerPoint.....
Oscar: Michael, this is a presentation tool.
Michael Scott: You're a presentation tool!
12 Comments in the Conference Room
Quotes from  Michael Scott  Dwight Schrute  Creed Bratton  Pam  Random Quotes from All Seasons

Warning: Unknown: open(/home/office/public_html/tmp/sess_8c37889f832987cd8bdd4e3124a507e8, O_RDWR) failed: Permission denied (13) in Unknown on line 0

Warning: Unknown: Failed to write session data (files). Please verify that the current setting of session.save_path is correct (/home/office/public_html/tmp) in Unknown on line 0