The Office Season 6 Quotes - Murder
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| Kevin: | Michael, did you just throw-up in there? |
| Michael Scott: | Nah. Just poopin'. You know how I be. |
| Kevin: | It smells like throw-up in here. |
| Michael Scott: | Crazy world. Lot of smells. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Michael, what is the meaning of this email that everyone got? |
| Michael Scott: | You'll have to be more specific, Dwight. I get like eight e-mails a day. |
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| Jim Halpert: | In everyone's defense I think the most worthy opponent of you is... you. |
| Dwight Schrute: | That is correct. Unless there happen to be measles present. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | [reading email] "I'm sure you've seen the item in the Journal. I just want to stress that it's all conjecture, if we have any concrete information, you will know ASAP." |
| Michael Scott: | Erin, do we have the journal? |
| Erin: | Your feelings journal? You told me to put it in the time capsule. |
| Michael Scott: | Did you? |
| Pam Beesly: | He means the Wall Street Journal, online. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh, the Wall. |
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| Pam Beesly: | I think Michael may have snapped. |
| Jim Halpert: | Or maybe he's just stuck in character. |
| Pam Beesly: | Which is worse? Snapped or stuck? |
| Jim Halpert: | Both. They're both worse. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | You can all have jobs at Schrute Farms as human scarecrows. Although it doesn't pay much, and you can't uniounize. |
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| Andy: | I'm a little worried that I may have asked out Naughty Nelly instead of Erin. Which would be whole lot less appealing, because Naughty Nelly says yes to everyone. And she might be a murderer. |
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