Angela Quotes From The Office

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Angela: If you ever wondered if you were Michael Scott, here's a quiz to help. If you ever put sunblock on a window, you might be Michael Scott.
Angela: [cut to interview] I normally don't enjoy making people laugh.
Angela: If you ever, called the fire department because your head was stuck in the chair, you might be--
Everyone: Michael Scott!
[Angela gets off the stage]
Michael Scott: Hey! Hey! I don't go make burgers where you work and then tell you how to make burgers!
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Kevin: He has to come out sometime... to go to the bathroom.
Angela: Kevin, that's not appropriate.
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Angela: You always do this! We have a nice, modest party planned and then you come in and you demand the world. Let me be clear, there is simply no money for anything other than a cake and to develop a few more slides. Although Toby will not be in them.
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Angela: I think green is kind of whorish.
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Angela: I can't believe they're going to fight over me.
Kelly: I guess people have fewer choices as they get older.
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Kelly: [opening Angela's poster] Yikes.
Toby: Well, it's for Angela, so...
Kelly: That's like the creepiest thing that I've ever seen.
Michael Scott: Angela, you're up.
Angela: I'll take the poster. Some people like these.
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[Kevin grabs two brownies and eats one rapidly]
Angela: Are you swallowing them whole? You're eating them so fast, are they even touching your tongue?
Kevin: [mouth full of brownies] Yes.
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Andy: Just so you know, I don't care where we get married. I'll marry you right here in this building. I'll marry you in the parking lot... I'll marry you in the eye of a hurricane, in the middle of a snowstorm on top of a monsoon. All I care about is that we're going to spend the rest of our lives together.
[Angela kisses Andy]
Andy: Heyo!
Angela: I know I haven't made this easy on you.
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Kevin: Ladies and gentleman. Even though the penis was fake, I kept expecting a second plot twist where we found out that Hilary Swank actually was a boy.
Pam Beesly: Kevin!
Angela: Ok. I wasn't going to dignify this discussion by getting involved, and I don't even get the discussion. Hot, is a temperature, people. But Kevin, deserves to lose for what he said. So, yes. She's hot. She's hot as heck. She's a female Boris Becker.
[everyone on the "hot" side claps]
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Michael Scott: Packer is a survivor of divorce, Stanley. Packer doesn't speak with his child, Meredith. Packer never lived up to his parent's expectations, Andy. [Andy laughs, embarrassed] Angels loves pussycats. Packer loves...
Angela: No, don't!
Michael Scott: I was going to say dogs.
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