Angela Quotes From The Office
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| Angela: | Has this been on the entire time? |
| Oscar: | I have no idea. |
| Kevin: | I was looking at... pictures of food on my computer. |
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| [Michael gives Pam his jacket] | |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh, thank you. |
| Michael Scott: | You're welcome. |
| [long pause] | |
| Jan: | I'm so, so sorry for the temperature in here. The, uh, sliding glass door shattered. It's actually a really cute story. Do you wanna tell it babe or should I tell it? |
| Michael Scott: | I don't like that story, babe. |
| Jan: | Come on! It's a cute story. Michael ran through the sliding glass door because he thought he heard the ice cream truck. |
| Michael Scott: | Stop! Stop it! I mean.. I like ice cream, ok? Sue me! Oh- no, don't! I shouldn't say that jokingly because she will sue me. She loves to sue! She loves lawsuits. You know, honey, that door was extremely clean, and it looked invisible. |
| Jan: | You are so right. You are SO right! Because before I lived here the glass was always covered with smudges and- and I moved in and I cleaned it and I guess that makes me the devil! |
| Michael Scott: | [laughing hysterically] You are! She is! She is the devil! I'm in hell! I'm burning. Help me. |
| Angela: | You shouldn't joke about that. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | I know you love beet salad. I've seen you eat it many times. |
| Angela: | The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit. |
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| Phyllis: | I'm a Lutheran and Bob is a Unitarian. It keeps things spicy. |
| Angela: | That's why we're cursed. |
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| Angela Martin: | I'm a vegetarian. What can I eat? |
| Server: | It's all vegetarian. |
| Angela Martin: | I'll just have a piece of bread. (Server hands it to her) Uhh... you used your hands. |
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| Phyllis: | [listing favorite books] The DaVinci Code. |
| Angela: | The DaVinci Code. I would bring The DaVinci Code. So I could burn The DaVinci Code. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yeah right, that would keep you warm for like 7 seconds. |
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| Michael Scott: | What I wanna do, right now, is try something a little different. I'm gonna throw it out there, starting with this meeting. I want you guys to run it. I want you to say whatever you want, take it away. Your meeting. |
| [silence] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | W-What are you doing? |
| Michael Scott: | If there is something you would like to say as a group, then by all means you may say it to me right now. |
| Angela: | Ok. People are dressed inappropriately. |
| Michael Scott: | Take it up with Toby. What I want you to do, is I want you to look inward, and I want you to reflect, and I want you to say something different. |
| Jim Halpert: | Can you give us a hint? |
| [more silence] |
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| Angela: | This friend of mine, let's call her Noel. She missed this deadline, turning something into corporate in New York! But then this gallant gentleman, we'll call him Kurt. He drove all the way to New York and handed it in for her. Because I don't know he just really likes her a lot. |
| Pam Beesly: | Well that's great. |
| Angela: | Yes, it is! |
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| Dwight Shrute: | So much of this is just impossible to verify. Item five point B. Uh, the beet juice cleanse. |
| Angela: | I'm doing it! You know I am, it's disgusting. |
| Dwight Shrute: | How do we know this? I'd like to see a stool sample. |
| Angela: | Dwight. Look at my teeth. [shows beet red teeth] |
| Dwight Shrute: | Uhgh. |