Angela Quotes From The Office

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Angela: You always do this! We have a nice, modest party planned and then you come in and you demand the world. Let me be clear, there is simply no money for anything other than a cake and to develop a few more slides. Although Toby will not be in them.
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Andy Bernard Who in this room, right now, wants to buy some paper? Let's get high on our own supply!
Angela Andy, you want us to buy our own paper?
Andy Bernard ...Yes.
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Angela: I can't. Sprinkles is sick.
[cut to interview]
Angela: She 's been sick for some time--thank you for asking. No one asks, about Sprinkles.
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Dwight Schrute: What about, that meeting, later? To discuss finances.
Angela: Yes. [whispering] But don't expect any cookie.
Dwight Schrute: But what if I'm hungry.
Angela: No cookie.
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Michael Scott: Actually the only thing on the agenda is the status of Toby's going away party.
Angela: We have a butter cream cake, and a slide show of Toby. But so far we only have two pictures of him.
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Andy: Is it true?
Angela: What have you heard?
Andy: That you're sleeping with Dwight.
Angela: That doesn't sound like me.
Andy: Is it true.
Angela: Andy, I'm engaged to you. I mean, we just signed off on our wedding flowers. Would I have said yes to formal chrysanthemums if I didn't want to get married? And, we went through all that stuff with our wedding cake--
Andy: Just answer the question. Are you sleeping with Dwight?
Angela: A little bit.
Andy: How long has it been going on?
Angela: I don't know! I mean, we were together and then he killed Sprinkles and then we stopped-- I don't know exactly, when we started up again.
Andy: Who else knows about it?
Angela: Michael.
Andy: Who else?
Angela: [sighs] Let me think about it... I, um...
[Andy turns around to see the whole office staring through the conference room windows]
Andy: Oh God. [to everyone watching] Come on!
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Toby: You know this, sounds a lot like the premise of my latest Chad Flenderson novel, A Murder For Framing. [cut to talking head] Chad Flenderson. Just an easy-going black guy who knows the streets--yet he also went to Oxford. So. Just as comfortable on a motorcycle as he is on Air Force One. Oh and he's also the world's leading Egyptologist.
Angela: Toby! Nobody cares about your sex-crazed, black detective.
Toby: No no no no no, women chase him. He misses his wife.
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Phyllis: I called every grocery store in Scranton and no one sells whole pigs.
Angela: Did you try the petting zoo?
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Andy: [walking into the conference room with his baby picture] Got the 'Nard puppy, for ya... what's goin' on here?
Angela: It's a baby game where you guess whose picture is whose.
Andy: Aww. Check it out. Who would've thought, that this little baby would be marrying that little baby.
Angela: That's Phyllis.
Andy: It-- well--
Angela: Yeah. It is. So I hope you two are very happy together. Pervert.
Andy: Wait. Why does that make me a pervert? I-- I--
Angela: Well it does.
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