Angela Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: Angela you have to put a stop to this right now!
Angela: [long thoughtful pause] I will respect the results of the duel.
Pam Beesly: Of course you will.
Meredith: I call loser!
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Angela: Sure. Let's protect the convicts. At the expense of the general feeling of safety in the workplace. As a 90 pound female that sits in an ill-lit, rarely visited corner of the office, naturally I agree with that.
Michael Scott: Good.
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Angela: [yelling at Kevin] Listen, Dummy! It's not that hard! All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report and type them into a master spreadsheet. A GD monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it.
Holly: No! You DO NOT talk to him like that.
Angela: But he's an idiot.
Kevin: Hey.
Holly: He is not an idiot--
Kevin: Thank you, Holly.
Holly: --he is mentally challenged. But he's doing a super job here.
Kevin: Wait back up. Do you think that I'm retarded?
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Creed: I remember it was very late at night, like eleven, eleven-thirty. Big fella comes in, screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute, grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter-
Angela: You're useless.
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Michael Scott: [laughing, taking over from Jim] That was good. Ok, alright. Well, we all know it's hard to be a boss, right? You know what? Look around you. These are your best friends. These are the people! Who will open their hearts, to you. They, all, have heart-ons for you. [Angela gives a sigh of disgust off camera] And that is a gift. So in terms of gifts, we should be giving each other gifts. Angela, yes, lend Oscar a cup of sugar.
Angela: What are you talking about! Michael!
Stanley: We just need to hear your plan for our raise.
Michael Scott: My plan... A man. Panama.
Andy: That's not how that goes.
Meredith: You're not saying anything. At least Jim was being direct--
Jim Halpert: Thank you, Meredith.
Meredith: When he was telling us his dumb-ass plan.
Oscar: We would just like to know what's happening. Are we getting a raise. Yes, or no.
Michael Scott: Alright let me get this clear. Does everybody want a raise?
Everyone: Yes!
Michael Scott: Alright everyone wants a raise so what we're going to do is go into here, and we will not come out until we do.
Oscar: Again that gives us no information.
Phyllis: [as Jim and Michael enter the conference room] This isn't a game you know it's our livelihoooood!
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[in the kitchen, Angela is making herself a cup of tea] [lights turn off]
Angela: Really? [jumps to try and activate motion sensor, Kevin walks through the door setting it off, and the lights come back on]
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Andy: The tall man entered the nice building to visit a very nice man. "Sit down, Mr. Smith. Could I interest you in any good cat food?"
Angela: [giggling] A man eating cat food!
Andy: What about a cat eating man food?
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Andy: Old ball 'n chain's been a lot more chain than ball lately. You know what I'm saying.
Angela: I'm right here.
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Dwight Schrute: Not everyone approves of Movie Monday. I won't say who.
[cut to Angela]
Angela: I don't approve. I don't.
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Angela: You always do this! We have a nice, modest party planned and then you come in and you demand the world. Let me be clear, there is simply no money for anything other than a cake and to develop a few more slides. Although Toby will not be in them.
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