Angela Quotes From The Office
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| [Jim, Phyllis and Andy are standing in the conference room with a spread of treats on the table] | |
| Phyllis: | So how 'bout, guys, one percent comission a month instead of two? What do you think. |
| Jim Halpert: | No we agreed, two percent for the quarter. |
| Andy: | Yes, [sees the staff coming in] Shhh. |
| Jim Halpert: | Hey everybody. |
| Meredith: | Nice spread. We get it, you eat like royalty. |
| Jim Halpert: | No, no. This is a representation of how we feel, and how we feel is, really sorry. |
| Andy: | We wanted to bring you in and make a peace offering. |
| Phyllis: | Yeah we wanted to do the right thing, so... |
| Oscar: | Way to go guys. This... this was an integrity move. |
| Kevin: | Yeah. When we walked in here, we were all prepared to tell you to go to hell. |
| Angela: | Do you have any pastries without fruit? |
| Jim Halpert: | Yes, we do. Eclairs! |
| Stanley: | Well you better be happy, taking two percent of our-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Two percent milk! What I forgot for the coffee. |
| Phyllis: | Yeah treats, Stanley. They've accepted our simple offer of treats Stanley nothing more. |
| Stanley: | [Stanley grins] This is, nice. All of us back together. |
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| Angela: | Dwight, I thought I knew what I wanted. And then, being here with you, and the German Mennonite minister... it just all felt right. I made a mistake picking Andy. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I know you did. And that's why I have taken care of everything. |
| Angela: | What do you mean? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Well Monkey, he's a real minister. And you said, "I do." And I said, "I do." And Andy wasn't signing a receipt; he was signing our marriage certificate as a witness. |
| Angela: | Dwight! That doesn't count! |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yes, of course it does. |
| Angela: | No, it doesn't! |
| Dwight Schrute: | It does in the state of Pennsylvania. [chuckling] Mrs. Schrute! |
| Angela: | We are not married. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Wha-- |
| Angela: | Take this thing [takes off twine ring and throws it at Dwight] |
| Dwight Schrute: | It's not my fault you don't understand German; I've been telling you to take it for years! |
| Andy: | Are we, uh, are we leaving or what? [Mose hits Andy in the head with a ball] |
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| Michael Scott: | Who here has been the but of a joke that has gone too far? Phyllis. |
| Phyllis: | Michael you make fun of us everyday. |
| Kevin: | Yeah. Every single day. |
| Michael Scott: | Uh, you never said anything. |
| Meredith: | Uh we have. Countless times. |
| Michael Scott: | Well it is hard to tell the difference between you guys saying "Stop! Because I want you to stop" and "Stop!" as in "Stop you're making making me laugh so hard. What you're doing is so funny. You are on a roll I am a busting a gut. Stoppp!" |
| Angela: | That's never been the case. |
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| Michael Scott: | Can I have your attention! I would like to introduce you to Mr. Danny Cordrea. He is going to be joining us, as our new Travelling Salesman. Say hello to Danny! |
| Kelly: | F*** me. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh. Kay. You know what? No! No. This is not some sort of construction site, for all of Italy! Where you can just go around treating people like meat. We are to respect him. I respect him, because he reminds me of somebody. Can anybody guess who that is? |
| Kelly: | [dreamily] Josh Duhamel. |
| Angela: | Yeah I can see that! |
| Michael Scott: | No! No. Somebody in this office. |
| Kevin: | He's like a better-looking Andy. |
| Andy: | Thanks Kevin. |
| Michael Scott: | No, me. Right? Sorta like, a little younger version of me? |
| Oscar: | It's hard to judge ourselves accurately isn't it. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Not everyone approves of Movie Monday. I won't say who. |
| [cut to Angela] | |
| Angela: | I don't approve. I don't. |
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| Angela: | What am I supposed to do with two cakes and a pie? |
| Kevin: | Ooh I'll take 'em! |
| Creed: | Well nobody's touching my cobbler. |
| Phyllis: | Hey Michael-- I mean Jim. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Prison Mike, what's the very very worst thing about prison? |
| Angela: | Don't encourage him, Dwight. |
| Michael Scott: | The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body. And it hurt! |
| Karen: | Dementors like in Harry Potter? |
| Michael Scott: | No, not Harry Potter. |
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| Pam Beesly | Oscar thinks having a dog is just like having a baby. |
| Angela | NEWSFLASH! If you didn't carry it around in your belly for nine months, it isn't your kid! |
| Pam Beesly | Exactly. Unless you're adopted of course. |
| Angela | That is where we disagree. |
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| Angela: | What is that? |
| Dwight Schrute: | It's a feral barn cat. I trapped him last night and I am giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed. |
| Angela: | Her name was Sprinkles. |
| Dwight Schrute: | And his name is... Garbage. Moses calls him Garbage because he likes to eat garbage. Don't you Garbage? |