Angela Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: Hello everyone. We would just like to announce that our party is starting now in the break room. So, come by--
Angela: I have a really important announcement to make. About. Your paychecks. Um... your paychecks will be arriving, as scheduled, on Friday. And they will be in the correct amount, that they normally are in. Please stand by for a very important announcement, further, regarding your paycheck! [runs out of the room]
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Jim Halpert: Angela, burger? Dog? Havin' fun?
Angela: I got sap on me.
Jim Halpert: Chicken, hot dog, burger?
Angela: I'm a vegetarian.
Jim: There's soda inside.
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Angela: This friend of mine, let's call her Noel. She missed this deadline, turning something into corporate in New York! But then this gallant gentleman, we'll call him Kurt. He drove all the way to New York and handed it in for her. Because I don't know he just really likes her a lot.
Pam Beesly: Well that's great.
Angela: Yes, it is!
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Pam Beesly Oscar thinks having a dog is just like having a baby.
Angela NEWSFLASH! If you didn't carry it around in your belly for nine months, it isn't your kid!
Pam Beesly Exactly. Unless you're adopted of course.
Angela That is where we disagree.
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[interview with Kelly]
Kelly: This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s! This day is bananas, b-a-n-a--
[cut to Angela]
Angela: [taking aspirin] I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing.
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[watching the video of Kevin as Cookie Monster from Sesame Street]
Dwight Shrute: That is an amusing link. I'd like it sent to me please. [walks off]
[agreement from the rest of the office]
Kevin: Angela, this is inappropriate.
Angela: This is my favorite day.
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[Kevin grabs two brownies and eats one rapidly]
Angela: Are you swallowing them whole? You're eating them so fast, are they even touching your tongue?
Kevin: [mouth full of brownies] Yes.
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Pam Beasley: It's hot in there. [long pause] How's the naan?
Angela: Dry. You look like you were having fun.
Pam Beasley: I am. You should come dance with us.
Angela: I have to watch our shoes so they don't get stolen. [two kids are seen playing with everyone's shoes] Who are you texting?
Pam Beasley: No one.
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Andy: The tall man entered the nice building to visit a very nice man. "Sit down, Mr. Smith. Could I interest you in any good cat food?"
Angela: [giggling] A man eating cat food!
Andy: What about a cat eating man food?
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