Angela Quotes From The Office

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Phyllis: I'm a Lutheran and Bob is a Unitarian. It keeps things spicy.
Angela: That's why we're cursed.
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[Michael gives Pam his jacket]
Pam Beesly: Oh, thank you.
Michael Scott: You're welcome.
[long pause]
Jan: I'm so, so sorry for the temperature in here. The, uh, sliding glass door shattered. It's actually a really cute story. Do you wanna tell it babe or should I tell it?
Michael Scott: I don't like that story, babe.
Jan: Come on! It's a cute story. Michael ran through the sliding glass door because he thought he heard the ice cream truck.
Michael Scott: Stop! Stop it! I mean.. I like ice cream, ok? Sue me! Oh- no, don't! I shouldn't say that jokingly because she will sue me. She loves to sue! She loves lawsuits. You know, honey, that door was extremely clean, and it looked invisible.
Jan: You are so right. You are SO right! Because before I lived here the glass was always covered with smudges and- and I moved in and I cleaned it and I guess that makes me the devil!
Michael Scott: [laughing hysterically] You are! She is! She is the devil! I'm in hell! I'm burning. Help me.
Angela: You shouldn't joke about that.
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Dwight Schrute: Give me the punch card.
Angela: No. If you want to punch the punch card, you have to take me to the show.
Dwight Schrute: That is not in the contract.
Angela: Well, there's a lot of gray area in that clause. Do you want to re-mediate?
Dwight Schrute: All right, fine! I'll go to your little show. But I'm not wearing a cape.
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Andy: Hey Tuna, check it out. Tuna sandwich. Just like you! [takes a big of his sandwich as Angela walks over and passionately kisses Andy]
Angela: Now, I have to take care of a legal issue.
[cut to talking head]
Andy: Was that hot or what?
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Michael Scott: Well, there's somebody I'd like you to meet. Somebody else who has been to prison, who can tell you what it is really like. [puts on bandana] I'm prison Mike. You know why they call me prison Mike?
Angela: Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else?
Michael Scott: Do you really expect me not to push you up against the wall, bioch?
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Angela: Sure. Let's protect the convicts. At the expense of the general feeling of safety in the workplace. As a 90 pound female that sits in an ill-lit, rarely visited corner of the office, naturally I agree with that.
Michael Scott: Good.
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Angela: Is there a key for a Jane Doe?
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[watching the video of Kevin as Cookie Monster from Sesame Street]
Dwight Shrute: That is an amusing link. I'd like it sent to me please. [walks off]
[agreement from the rest of the office]
Kevin: Angela, this is inappropriate.
Angela: This is my favorite day.
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Angela: That was more horrifying than Nunsense.
Dwight Schrute: All that singing got in the way of some perfectly good murders.
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