Angela Quotes From The Office

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Angela: [yelling at Kevin] Listen, Dummy! It's not that hard! All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report and type them into a master spreadsheet. A GD monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it.
Holly: No! You DO NOT talk to him like that.
Angela: But he's an idiot.
Kevin: Hey.
Holly: He is not an idiot--
Kevin: Thank you, Holly.
Holly: --he is mentally challenged. But he's doing a super job here.
Kevin: Wait back up. Do you think that I'm retarded?
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Angela: You embarrassed me earlier.
Erin: Take it up with the chief of police.
Angela: Do you think I want people remembering I had sensual relations with Andy? It's the kind of thing you wish you could have annulled. I want to throw up just thinking about it.
Erin: I want to think about it just thinking about it!
Angela: You are throwing up for the wrong reasons.
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[watching the video of Kevin as Cookie Monster from Sesame Street]
Dwight Shrute: That is an amusing link. I'd like it sent to me please. [walks off]
[agreement from the rest of the office]
Kevin: Angela, this is inappropriate.
Angela: This is my favorite day.
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Michael Scott: Right here, we have the wonder twins, Jim and Pam Halpert. They will be assisting you today.
Donna: You look exactly alike!
Pam Halpert: Oh, no! We're actually married, we're not brother and sister.
Donna: I have a sense about these things.
Jim Halpert: Alright!
Donna: You have some ancestors in common... somewhere back!
Angela: I knew it! You should see their baby.
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Kelly: [opening Angela's poster] Yikes.
Toby: Well, it's for Angela, so...
Kelly: That's like the creepiest thing that I've ever seen.
Michael Scott: Angela, you're up.
Angela: I'll take the poster. Some people like these.
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Kelly: Can we please talk about how gross Meredith is?
Angela: This is what you get when you treat your body like an outhouse.
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[interview with Kelly]
Kelly: This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s! This day is bananas, b-a-n-a--
[cut to Angela]
Angela: [taking aspirin] I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing.
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Pam Beesly: During the course of business, a copier goes through something called normal wear and tear.
[cut to Creed depositing coins in the side of the machine]
Oscar: I think it's seventy-five cents.
Creed: That's a lot.
[cut to a Cat gnawing on the power cord]
Angela: Bandit, no! No, no, no.
[cut to Kevin spilling a whole cup of coffee on the copier glass]
Kevin: Ohh!
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Angela: How many gods do you have?
Kelly: Like hundreds I think, maybe more than that.
Angela: [points to poster on the wall] And that blue, busty gal? What's her story?
Kevin: She looks like Pam from the neck down.
Dwight Schrute: [scoffs] Pam wishes.
[Pam shakes her head in disbelief at the camera]
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Angela: It's not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress.
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