Angela Quotes From The Office

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Kelly: Hey! A margarita-karaoke-Christmas party! That sounds like fun.
Angela: No. That is not a party, there is only one party and it's hosted by the party planning committee, and it starts at 3 o'clock.
Kevin: Then why are there two flyers?
Karen: Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone, let me explain. There's a party that starts at 3-
Kevin: Right...
Karen: And then there's a way more fun party that starts at 2:45.
Pam Beesly: Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here, on our more brightly colored flyer.
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Michael Scott: What I wanna do, right now, is try something a little different. I'm gonna throw it out there, starting with this meeting. I want you guys to run it. I want you to say whatever you want, take it away. Your meeting.
[silence]
Dwight Schrute: W-What are you doing?
Michael Scott: If there is something you would like to say as a group, then by all means you may say it to me right now.
Angela: Ok. People are dressed inappropriately.
Michael Scott: Take it up with Toby. What I want you to do, is I want you to look inward, and I want you to reflect, and I want you to say something different.
Jim Halpert: Can you give us a hint?
[more silence]
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Angela: Yes, I am anxious to get out of work. But let me be clear, it's not to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day.
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Angela: You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign. No bars. No patios. No vegetables. And no seafood.
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Angela: I actually look forward to performance reviews. I did the youth beauty pageant circuit, and I enjoyed that quite a bit. I really enjoy being judged. I believe I hold up to even severe scrutiny.
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Oscar: Skin cancer, is treatable.
Kevin: Right.
Oscar: It's gonna be ok.
Angela: You don't know it's going to be ok. Don't give him false hope. [Oscar and Kevin stare at Angela] Probably nothing, though.
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Angela Look! It's a little pregs and a big pregs!
Pam Halpert Wait when did we start calling--
Angela Isn't is amazing the difference in our sizes?
Pam Halpert Well I am a few months ahead of you.
Angela I'm having a child with my husband the senator, and Pam is having a child with Jim. [politely] The great salesman.
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Andy: [walking into the conference room with his baby picture] Got the 'Nard puppy, for ya... what's goin' on here?
Angela: It's a baby game where you guess whose picture is whose.
Andy: Aww. Check it out. Who would've thought, that this little baby would be marrying that little baby.
Angela: That's Phyllis.
Andy: It-- well--
Angela: Yeah. It is. So I hope you two are very happy together. Pervert.
Andy: Wait. Why does that make me a pervert? I-- I--
Angela: Well it does.
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Michael Scott: Any messages?
Erin: You're soaking wet.
Michael Scott: Well Jim and I got caught in a little flash... rain. Flash winds, flash lightening.
Phyllis: Wow. Sounds scary.
Michael Scott: It was. It was. And then in an instant, it wasn't!
Angela: Why isn't Jim wet?
Jim Halpert: I... outran it.
Meredith: I don't think it rained. My hip would be throbbing.
Michael Scott: It rained.
Dwight Schrute: Michael, can I get you something? A towel, some cocoa?
Michael Scott: Nothing. [pause] Cocoa.
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Andy: Is it true?
Angela: What have you heard?
Andy: That you're sleeping with Dwight.
Angela: That doesn't sound like me.
Andy: Is it true.
Angela: Andy, I'm engaged to you. I mean, we just signed off on our wedding flowers. Would I have said yes to formal chrysanthemums if I didn't want to get married? And, we went through all that stuff with our wedding cake--
Andy: Just answer the question. Are you sleeping with Dwight?
Angela: A little bit.
Andy: How long has it been going on?
Angela: I don't know! I mean, we were together and then he killed Sprinkles and then we stopped-- I don't know exactly, when we started up again.
Andy: Who else knows about it?
Angela: Michael.
Andy: Who else?
Angela: [sighs] Let me think about it... I, um...
[Andy turns around to see the whole office staring through the conference room windows]
Andy: Oh God. [to everyone watching] Come on!
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[Angela picks up her phone]
Angela: Extension 128.
Creed: Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed. So we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in?
Angela: No.
Creed: You out? [Angela hangs up] Pumpkin's out! Let's go gang!
[Creed, Phyllis and Meredith walk out of the office]
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Angela: If you ever wondered if you were Michael Scott, here's a quiz to help. If you ever put sunblock on a window, you might be Michael Scott.
Angela: [cut to interview] I normally don't enjoy making people laugh.
Angela: If you ever, called the fire department because your head was stuck in the chair, you might be--
Everyone: Michael Scott!
[Angela gets off the stage]
Michael Scott: Hey! Hey! I don't go make burgers where you work and then tell you how to make burgers!
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