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Andy: Just so you know, I don't care where we get married. I'll marry you right here in this building. I'll marry you in the parking lot... I'll marry you in the eye of a hurricane, in the middle of a snowstorm on top of a monsoon. All I care about is that we're going to spend the rest of our lives together.
[Angela kisses Andy]
Andy: Heyo!
Angela: I know I haven't made this easy on you.
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Dwight Schrute: Excuse me. May I have your attention, please. There has been an accident on 84-West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured.
Pam Beesly: Do we know anyone who was in the accident?
Dwight Schrute: Brad Pitt. Also, there will be no bonuses.
Stanley: Why would this affect our bonuses?
Dwight Schrute: They are unrelated.
Kelly: Is Brad ok?
Dwight Schrute: He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing.
Oscar: What the hell's going on here?
Angela: Are we out of jobs?
Dwight Schrute: Yes.
Kelly: This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Anniston.
Michael Scott: He was kidding. Dwight was kidding and I don't know why because it wasn't funny and was, just, horrible.
Stanley: Michael, you said we were getting bonuses.
Michael Scott: Alright, everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it.
Stanley: [into phone] Cancel the wallpaper.
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Angela: I am proud to announce there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic, she doesn't struggle when you try to dress her, she's a third generation show-cat, her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say she was very, very expensive.
Meredith: How much--
Angela: Seven thousand dollars.
Creed: For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.
Oscar: Where'd you get that kind of money?
Angela: I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay.
Kevin: Wait-- you didn't give it back?
Angela: He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name, is Princess Lady!
Meredith: Seven grand! I gotta see that little bitch.
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Angela: It's birthday month. Creed's is today, Oscar's is week after next, Meredith's is at the end of the month. Michael usually goes with red and white streamers--
Jim Halpert: You know what, I have an idea. Why don't we do one big shared party?
Angela: What?
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Angela I'm not moving the tree, face it. The only power you have over me is this little secret that I know you're not going to tell. Oh, and you want to know how I know that? Because then you wont be able to plan your stupid, tacky parties anymore. So you move the tree.
Phyllis Okay... [to the office] Angela's having sex with Dwight! I caught them doing it after Toby's going-away party.
[silence, everyone looks toward Dwight]
Dwight Schrute [sarcastically] Well don't look so surprised.
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Angela Martin: I'm a vegetarian. What can I eat?
Server: It's all vegetarian.
Angela Martin: I'll just have a piece of bread. (Server hands it to her) Uhh... you used your hands.
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Michael Scott: Actually the only thing on the agenda is the status of Toby's going away party.
Angela: We have a butter cream cake, and a slide show of Toby. But so far we only have two pictures of him.
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Nick: Hey guys. Uh, sorry to interrupt. I just wanted to say good-bye to everyone. Through Teach for America, I'm gonna go down to Detroit and teach inner-city kids about computers.
Gabe: Uh, not now.
Nick: Oh yeah it's just my friends are out in the car waiting so I thought...
Stanley: Phyllis, what's this guy's name again?
Phyllis: I donno. Is it Shadow or Garth? It's something weird, I--
Nick: My name is Nick.
Angela: OK, well, "Nick," we're in a meeting.
Nick: OK look I get it people. I'm the lame IT guy and everybody hates me.
Jim Halpert: Hey listen man you can't take it personally.
Nick: You call me man? I just said my name, just now. Did you forget it already?
Jim Halpert: No... Sport.
Nick: You guys have fifteen parties a week, you can't learn my name?
Dwight Shrute: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, IT Guy. Here's the story Champ. None of us have spent a lot of time getting to know you, OK, we liked the last guy, Sadiq, because he kept to himself. And we also thought he might have been a terrorist. You know what I'm gonna leave you with one other thought. Inner-city kids use computers for two things. Games and porn so good luck wasting your life. Lurch.
Nick: Thank you so much for that. I saw all your hard drives and guess what, [points to Ryan] you're not a photographer [to Kelly] and you definitely can't fit into a size two. Darry man, you're on Facebook. Why you been telling people you're not on Facebook. People wanna be your friend man! Alright. And you, this guy. [points to Andy] You're the one who told the press. You wrote an email to the editor. I saw it and I also saw a Quicktime movie of your little printer fire test on your hard drive. This guy's the snitch, he's the snitch. So, that's it. [gives the finger to the office] Check it out.
[Nick leaves]
Andy: We're gonna believe that guy!?
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Michael Scott: Oh, lunch party.
Angela: It's supposed to say 'launch!'
Michael Scott: Wow. Okay easy, Booster Seat. No one cares about this party anyway.
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