Angela Quotes From The Office
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| Angela: | You know this is a luncheon shower. Girls only. |
| Michael Scott: | No problem. The guys are having a little shindig of their own in the warehouse. From 2:30 to 3:15. That is the only time that Bob was available. Sort of a guys' night out. A 'G-N-O' if you will. A 'gno.' Actually it's more of a guys' afternoon in. A G-A-I. A gay. Not-- not... it's uh, not gay. It's, uh, just uh, it's a bridal shower for guys. A guy shower. An hour long shower with guys. |
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| Angela: | You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign. No bars. No patios. No vegetables. And no seafood. |
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| Angela: | Oscar is off sick. |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's unacceptable. |
| Angela: | I agree, that is unnacceptable. |
| [they stare at each other] | |
| Kevin: | ...What are you guys doing? |
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| Angela: | I think green is kind of whorish. |
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| Creed Bratton: | There's my girl... I noticed you handing out some shekels...How would one get on that train? |
| Angela Martin: | That was per diem, for Philadelphia... |
| Meredith Palmer: | Ughh, that town smells like cheesesteaks... |
| Angela Martin: | That town is full of history!! |
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| Andy: | [playing the guitar] Ange, check it out. [singing] There's a place in France / where the naked ladies dance. |
| Angela: | Really Andy? It's Christmas. And you're singing about nudity and France. [walks away] |
| Andy: | [keeps singing] There's a hole in the wall / where the men can see it all. |
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| Andy: | [walking into the conference room with his baby picture] Got the 'Nard puppy, for ya... what's goin' on here? |
| Angela: | It's a baby game where you guess whose picture is whose. |
| Andy: | Aww. Check it out. Who would've thought, that this little baby would be marrying that little baby. |
| Angela: | That's Phyllis. |
| Andy: | It-- well-- |
| Angela: | Yeah. It is. So I hope you two are very happy together. Pervert. |
| Andy: | Wait. Why does that make me a pervert? I-- I-- |
| Angela: | Well it does. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | What about, that meeting, later? To discuss finances. |
| Angela: | Yes. [whispering] But don't expect any cookie. |
| Dwight Schrute: | But what if I'm hungry. |
| Angela: | No cookie. |
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| Angela: | I don't back down. My sister and I used to be bestfriends, and we haven't talked in 16 years, over some disagreement I don't even remember. So, yeah, I'm pretty good. |
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| Oscar: | Do you risk telling him how you feel. Do you say something that you can barely admit to yourself. |
| Angela: | [sympathetically] Oh my God what did you do? Not that I approve of any of it but-- |
| Oscar: | I was stupid, I told him. |
| Kevin: | Was he into you in like a gay way? |
| Michael Scott: | Moron. If he was there wouldn't be a story. |
| Oscar: | He told me he wasn't gay. |
| Michael Scott: | Really sad. |
| Oscar: | I'm not done, yet. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh my God. |
| Oscar: | A week later, a friend of mine calls me up and he says, "I just saw him, in a gay bar in Kansas city." |
| Michael Scott: | Well then it's a happy ending because he was gay. You should call him. |
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| Angela: | Look, I hate to be "that person" but I just don't like the general spirit of music. |
| Michael Scott: | I know, I know! Angela, a lot of people doubted Cafe Disco at first but it is a magical place you have to give it a chance. If these walls could talk they would say, "this is a magical place. You are safe here. We have talking walls. We're not going to eat you." |