Angela Quotes From The Office
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| Pam Beesly | Hey, guys! Fun thing. The index cards on your desk are resolution cards. You write your New Year's resolution on them, I'll collect them, and then display them on... da-da-da-da-da! This! Resolution board. |
| Dwight Schrute | Wow, did your baby draw that? |
| Angela | The glitter is blinding. |
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| Kelly: | [opening Angela's poster] Yikes. |
| Toby: | Well, it's for Angela, so... |
| Kelly: | That's like the creepiest thing that I've ever seen. |
| Michael Scott: | Angela, you're up. |
| Angela: | I'll take the poster. Some people like these. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Are you enjoying your vegetarian noodles? |
| Angela: | Very much. How's your meat? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Dry. Delicious. |
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| [interview with Kelly] | |
| Kelly: | This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s! This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-- |
| [cut to Angela] | |
| Angela: | [taking aspirin] I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing. |
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| Oscar: | Do you risk telling him how you feel. Do you say something that you can barely admit to yourself. |
| Angela: | [sympathetically] Oh my God what did you do? Not that I approve of any of it but-- |
| Oscar: | I was stupid, I told him. |
| Kevin: | Was he into you in like a gay way? |
| Michael Scott: | Moron. If he was there wouldn't be a story. |
| Oscar: | He told me he wasn't gay. |
| Michael Scott: | Really sad. |
| Oscar: | I'm not done, yet. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh my God. |
| Oscar: | A week later, a friend of mine calls me up and he says, "I just saw him, in a gay bar in Kansas city." |
| Michael Scott: | Well then it's a happy ending because he was gay. You should call him. |
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| Angela: | I think its alright. I mean, Jesus drank wine. |
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| Angela: | Oh how the tables have turned. I see you got my email. |
| Phyllis: | Are you gonna give me the leads or not. |
| Angela: | I'll give you the leads. But you know what? It's gonna cost you some clerical work. [hands Phyllis a stack of forms] |
| Phyllis: | What are these for? |
| Angela: | It doesn't matter. Fill them out, all of them. And when you're done you can watch me shred them. |
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| Oscar: | Jim, did Michael fall into a koi pond? |
| Jim Halpert: | Mmmmm... it's like Michael said, it was, um... some--something else. |
| Michael Scott: | It was--okay!--this is what it was. It was these bunch of idiots who put a fish tank in the ground with no cover, and no railing. |
| Angela: | So you fell in. |
| Michael Scott: | No, maybe I was trying to save a child that had fallen in. |
| Angela: | So a child had fallen in? |
| Michael Scott: | Not yet! |
| Kevin: | That is hilarious! [raises fist] |
| Michael Scott: | No--don't--I'm not going to bump. I'm not gonna bump. It was not hilarious. It was very, very terrifying. |
| [Stanley laughs] |
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| Dwight Schrute: | I know you love beet salad. I've seen you eat it many times. |
| Angela: | The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit. |
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| Kevin: | [to camera] It's six to six. It's a nail biter. [gets hit by the volleyball] |
| Angela: | Kevin! Now it's seven six or is that too much accounting for you. |
| Ralph: | Here's an accounting question for you. What does one fiance plus one lover equal? Answer: one whore. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Okay, knock it off Ralph. |
| Ralph: | What! She's sitting there, casting-- |
| Dwight Schrute: | Ralph, please. [over top of Ralph] I am asking you nicely. [firmly] Leave it alone. |