Angela Quotes From The Office

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Kelly: Hey! A margarita-karaoke-Christmas party! That sounds like fun.
Angela: No. That is not a party, there is only one party and it's hosted by the party planning committee, and it starts at 3 o'clock.
Kevin: Then why are there two flyers?
Karen: Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone, let me explain. There's a party that starts at 3-
Kevin: Right...
Karen: And then there's a way more fun party that starts at 2:45.
Pam Beesly: Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here, on our more brightly colored flyer.
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[watching the video of Kevin as Cookie Monster from Sesame Street]
Dwight Shrute: That is an amusing link. I'd like it sent to me please. [walks off]
[agreement from the rest of the office]
Kevin: Angela, this is inappropriate.
Angela: This is my favorite day.
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Pam Beesly Oscar thinks having a dog is just like having a baby.
Angela NEWSFLASH! If you didn't carry it around in your belly for nine months, it isn't your kid!
Pam Beesly Exactly. Unless you're adopted of course.
Angela That is where we disagree.
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Angela: What is that?
Dwight Schrute: It's a feral barn cat. I trapped him last night and I am giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed.
Angela: Her name was Sprinkles.
Dwight Schrute: And his name is... Garbage. Moses calls him Garbage because he likes to eat garbage. Don't you Garbage?
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Pam Beesly: During the course of business, a copier goes through something called normal wear and tear.
[cut to Creed depositing coins in the side of the machine]
Oscar: I think it's seventy-five cents.
Creed: That's a lot.
[cut to a Cat gnawing on the power cord]
Angela: Bandit, no! No, no, no.
[cut to Kevin spilling a whole cup of coffee on the copier glass]
Kevin: Ohh!
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Angela I'm not moving the tree, face it. The only power you have over me is this little secret that I know you're not going to tell. Oh, and you want to know how I know that? Because then you wont be able to plan your stupid, tacky parties anymore. So you move the tree.
Phyllis Okay... [to the office] Angela's having sex with Dwight! I caught them doing it after Toby's going-away party.
[silence, everyone looks toward Dwight]
Dwight Schrute [sarcastically] Well don't look so surprised.
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Pam Beesly Hey, guys! Fun thing. The index cards on your desk are resolution cards. You write your New Year's resolution on them, I'll collect them, and then display them on... da-da-da-da-da! This! Resolution board.
Dwight Schrute Wow, did your baby draw that?
Angela The glitter is blinding.
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