Angela Quotes From The Office

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Angela: Look, I hate to be "that person" but I just don't like the general spirit of music.
Michael Scott: I know, I know! Angela, a lot of people doubted Cafe Disco at first but it is a magical place you have to give it a chance. If these walls could talk they would say, "this is a magical place. You are safe here. We have talking walls. We're not going to eat you."
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Michael Scott: Right here, we have the wonder twins, Jim and Pam Halpert. They will be assisting you today.
Donna: You look exactly alike!
Pam Halpert: Oh, no! We're actually married, we're not brother and sister.
Donna: I have a sense about these things.
Jim Halpert: Alright!
Donna: You have some ancestors in common... somewhere back!
Angela: I knew it! You should see their baby.
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Angela: I know that patience and loyalty are good and virtuous traits but sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair.
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Angela: What is that?
Dwight Schrute: It's a feral barn cat. I trapped him last night and I am giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed.
Angela: Her name was Sprinkles.
Dwight Schrute: And his name is... Garbage. Moses calls him Garbage because he likes to eat garbage. Don't you Garbage?
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Phyllis: Hello Angela.
Angela: Phyllis, you look like you're going to have a heart attack.
Phyllis: Can I get a list of your vendors.
Angela: I shredded it.
Phyllis: Why did you do that?
Angela: Gosh I don't know, why do you think?
Phyllis: [knocks papers of Angela's desk] Sorry.
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Oscar: Jim, did Michael fall into a koi pond?
Jim Halpert: Mmmmm... it's like Michael said, it was, um... some--something else.
Michael Scott: It was--okay!--this is what it was. It was these bunch of idiots who put a fish tank in the ground with no cover, and no railing.
Angela: So you fell in.
Michael Scott: No, maybe I was trying to save a child that had fallen in.
Angela: So a child had fallen in?
Michael Scott: Not yet!
Kevin: That is hilarious! [raises fist]
Michael Scott: No--don't--I'm not going to bump. I'm not gonna bump. It was not hilarious. It was very, very terrifying.
[Stanley laughs]
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Dwight Schrute: Give me the punch card.
Angela: No. If you want to punch the punch card, you have to take me to the show.
Dwight Schrute: That is not in the contract.
Angela: Well, there's a lot of gray area in that clause. Do you want to re-mediate?
Dwight Schrute: All right, fine! I'll go to your little show. But I'm not wearing a cape.
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Angela: I am proud to announce there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic, she doesn't struggle when you try to dress her, she's a third generation show-cat, her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say she was very, very expensive.
Meredith: How much--
Angela: Seven thousand dollars.
Creed: For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.
Oscar: Where'd you get that kind of money?
Angela: I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay.
Kevin: Wait-- you didn't give it back?
Angela: He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name, is Princess Lady!
Meredith: Seven grand! I gotta see that little bitch.
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Angela: You already did me.
Michae Scott: [Camera pans to Jim mouthing Michael's words] That's what she said.
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