Angela Quotes From The Office

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Angela: Dwight, I thought I knew what I wanted. And then, being here with you, and the German Mennonite minister... it just all felt right. I made a mistake picking Andy.
Dwight Schrute: I know you did. And that's why I have taken care of everything.
Angela: What do you mean?
Dwight Schrute: Well Monkey, he's a real minister. And you said, "I do." And I said, "I do." And Andy wasn't signing a receipt; he was signing our marriage certificate as a witness.
Angela: Dwight! That doesn't count!
Dwight Schrute: Yes, of course it does.
Angela: No, it doesn't!
Dwight Schrute: It does in the state of Pennsylvania. [chuckling] Mrs. Schrute!
Angela: We are not married.
Dwight Schrute: Wha--
Angela: Take this thing [takes off twine ring and throws it at Dwight]
Dwight Schrute: It's not my fault you don't understand German; I've been telling you to take it for years!
Andy: Are we, uh, are we leaving or what? [Mose hits Andy in the head with a ball]
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Dwight Schrute: Hey Angela, did you hear? Somebody totally rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten.
Angela: Really? I wouldn't know anything about that. But I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Dwight Schrute: I did. Oh I did.
Angela: I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.
Dwight Schrute: Oh I bet you will by the time the day's over.
Angela: Really? Well I hope I do.
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Pam Beesly: Dwight, are you carrying a gun?
Dwight Schrute: The holster was a gift from my Great Uncle, Honk. I don't know, just saying that he's proud of me.
Andy: Dwight, guns make me very uncomfortable.
Dwight Schrute: The gun is just an accessory to the holster okay? I can't walk around carrying an empty holster.
Pam Beesly: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight Schrute: Why do you need to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.
Phyllis: You could put your cell phone in it.
Dwight Schrute: Hello? [Opens and closes his cell phone on his cell phone holder on his belt]
Kevin: You could put a bananna in it.
Dwight Schrute: When would I put a bannana in my holster?
Kevin: Incase you weren't hungry now, but you got hungry later.
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Andy: Old ball 'n chain's been a lot more chain than ball lately. You know what I'm saying.
Angela: I'm right here.
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Angela: And where do you think you're going?
Pam Beesly: I was just going to go down to the hotel bar for a little bit.
Angela: Well why don't I just save you some time and kick you in the stomach instead?
Pam Beesly: I just wanted to get out of my room for a little bit.
Angela: Mmhmm. Ok. I'll go with you. Come on!
Pam Beesly: Ah never mind.
Angela: Are you sure?
Pam Beesly: Yep.
Angela: Could be fun!
Pam Beesly: No.
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Angela: I know that patience and loyalty are good and virtuous traits but sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair.
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Angela: Sometimes I think she holds onto faxes.
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Phyllis: [listing favorite books] The DaVinci Code.
Angela: The DaVinci Code. I would bring The DaVinci Code. So I could burn The DaVinci Code.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah right, that would keep you warm for like 7 seconds.
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Angela: What am I supposed to do with two cakes and a pie?
Kevin: Ooh I'll take 'em!
Creed: Well nobody's touching my cobbler.
Phyllis: Hey Michael-- I mean Jim.
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Dwight Schrute: We done good in there, mountain lion. [Dwight and Angela emerge from a back room in the warehouse looking dishevelled and obviously just had sex]
Angela Martin: It's the last time Dwight, I mean it.
Dwight Schrute: Monkey. [kisses Angela]
Angela Martin: No, no. I have a fiance who I very much like.
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Angela: I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. I'm a professional woman, the head of accounting. I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore.
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