Angela Quotes From The Office

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Jim Halpert: Ok, ok. Why don't we just, put this to a vote and then we'll be done with it.
Angela: I'm not voting.
Jim Halpert: No one cares. Who thinks, that Hilary Swank is hot. Raise your hand. [5 people raise their hands] Ok, and who thinks that Hilary Swank is not hot, raise your hand. [5 other people raise their hands]
Kevin: Five. Five to five.
Jim Halpert: Thank you accounting department.
Kevin: So what do we do now?
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Michael Scott: Who here has been the but of a joke that has gone too far? Phyllis.
Phyllis: Michael you make fun of us everyday.
Kevin: Yeah. Every single day.
Michael Scott: Uh, you never said anything.
Meredith: Uh we have. Countless times.
Michael Scott: Well it is hard to tell the difference between you guys saying "Stop! Because I want you to stop" and "Stop!" as in "Stop you're making making me laugh so hard. What you're doing is so funny. You are on a roll I am a busting a gut. Stoppp!"
Angela: That's never been the case.
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Dwight Schrute: Have you made a decision on the butter sculpture?
Angela: No. I haven't thought of it.
Dwight Schrute: Okay. Cow, goat or sheep. It's not that hard.
Angela: I would like cat.
Dwight Schrute: Cats don't make butter.
Angela: I would like cow butter sculpture of a cat.
Dwight Schrute: It doesn't make any sense.
Angela: Yes it does!
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Andy Bernard Who in this room, right now, wants to buy some paper? Let's get high on our own supply!
Angela Andy, you want us to buy our own paper?
Andy Bernard ...Yes.
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Angela: Hello Dwight. I've been thinking about, things. And I wanted to know if you would have dinner with me, tonight.
Dwight Schrute: Really?
Angela: Yes.
Dwight Schrute: I'll make a reservation. No, no. Let me cook for you. Cauliflower and noodles. Baked potato on the side.
Angela: I would prefer, a private place. See you after work.
[Dwight gives a sigh of relief]
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Angela: [irate] The man is wearing sandals. I don't need to see Oscar's toes at work! Gross! I mean it looks like he just got off the boat!
Toby: Can't you just not look at his feet?
Angela: Excuse me? Oh. You're so educated aren't you Toby? [screaming] So trained to deal with a hysterical woman I don't want to look at his feet! [walking out] Do your job!
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Angela: I heard a joke today.
Dwight Schrute: Oh! That's funny.
Angela: Yes. It was.
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Phyllis: Hello Angela.
Angela: Phyllis, you look like you're going to have a heart attack.
Phyllis: Can I get a list of your vendors.
Angela: I shredded it.
Phyllis: Why did you do that?
Angela: Gosh I don't know, why do you think?
Phyllis: [knocks papers of Angela's desk] Sorry.
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Angela: I have a nice comforter, a few cozy pillows, I usually read a chapter of a book and it's lights out by 8:30. THAT'S HOW I SLEEP AT NIGHT.
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Pam Beesly: Dwight, are you carrying a gun?
Dwight Schrute: The holster was a gift from my Great Uncle, Honk. I don't know, just saying that he's proud of me.
Andy: Dwight, guns make me very uncomfortable.
Dwight Schrute: The gun is just an accessory to the holster okay? I can't walk around carrying an empty holster.
Pam Beesly: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight Schrute: Why do you need to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.
Phyllis: You could put your cell phone in it.
Dwight Schrute: Uh, hello? [Opens and closes his cell phone on his cell phone holder on his belt]
Kevin: You could put a banana in it.
Dwight Schrute: When would I put a banana in my holster?
Kevin: Incase you weren't hungry now, but you got hungry later.
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