Angela Quotes From The Office

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Angela: You know this is a luncheon shower. Girls only.
Michael Scott: No problem. The guys are having a little shindig of their own in the warehouse. From 2:30 to 3:15. That is the only time that Bob was available. Sort of a guys' night out. A 'G-N-O' if you will. A 'gno.' Actually it's more of a guys' afternoon in. A G-A-I. A gay. Not-- not... it's uh, not gay. It's, uh, just uh, it's a bridal shower for guys. A guy shower. An hour long shower with guys.
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Angela: You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign. No bars. No patios. No vegetables. And no seafood.
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Angela: Oscar is off sick.
Dwight Schrute: That's unacceptable.
Angela: I agree, that is unnacceptable.
[they stare at each other]
Kevin: ...What are you guys doing?
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Angela: I think green is kind of whorish.
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Creed Bratton: There's my girl... I noticed you handing out some shekels...How would one get on that train?
Angela Martin: That was per diem, for Philadelphia...
Meredith Palmer: Ughh, that town smells like cheesesteaks...
Angela Martin: That town is full of history!!
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Andy: [playing the guitar] Ange, check it out. [singing] There's a place in France / where the naked ladies dance.
Angela: Really Andy? It's Christmas. And you're singing about nudity and France. [walks away]
Andy: [keeps singing] There's a hole in the wall / where the men can see it all.
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Andy: [walking into the conference room with his baby picture] Got the 'Nard puppy, for ya... what's goin' on here?
Angela: It's a baby game where you guess whose picture is whose.
Andy: Aww. Check it out. Who would've thought, that this little baby would be marrying that little baby.
Angela: That's Phyllis.
Andy: It-- well--
Angela: Yeah. It is. So I hope you two are very happy together. Pervert.
Andy: Wait. Why does that make me a pervert? I-- I--
Angela: Well it does.
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Dwight Schrute: What about, that meeting, later? To discuss finances.
Angela: Yes. [whispering] But don't expect any cookie.
Dwight Schrute: But what if I'm hungry.
Angela: No cookie.
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Angela: I don't back down. My sister and I used to be bestfriends, and we haven't talked in 16 years, over some disagreement I don't even remember. So, yeah, I'm pretty good.
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Oscar: Do you risk telling him how you feel. Do you say something that you can barely admit to yourself.
Angela: [sympathetically] Oh my God what did you do? Not that I approve of any of it but--
Oscar: I was stupid, I told him.
Kevin: Was he into you in like a gay way?
Michael Scott: Moron. If he was there wouldn't be a story.
Oscar: He told me he wasn't gay.
Michael Scott: Really sad.
Oscar: I'm not done, yet.
Michael Scott: Oh my God.
Oscar: A week later, a friend of mine calls me up and he says, "I just saw him, in a gay bar in Kansas city."
Michael Scott: Well then it's a happy ending because he was gay. You should call him.
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Angela: Look, I hate to be "that person" but I just don't like the general spirit of music.
Michael Scott: I know, I know! Angela, a lot of people doubted Cafe Disco at first but it is a magical place you have to give it a chance. If these walls could talk they would say, "this is a magical place. You are safe here. We have talking walls. We're not going to eat you."
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