Angela Quotes From The Office
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| Kelly: | Hey! A margarita-karaoke-Christmas party! That sounds like fun. |
| Angela: | No. That is not a party, there is only one party and it's hosted by the party planning committee, and it starts at 3 o'clock. |
| Kevin: | Then why are there two flyers? |
| Karen: | Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone, let me explain. There's a party that starts at 3- |
| Kevin: | Right... |
| Karen: | And then there's a way more fun party that starts at 2:45. |
| Pam Beesly: | Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here, on our more brightly colored flyer. |
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| [watching the video of Kevin as Cookie Monster from Sesame Street] | |
| Dwight Shrute: | That is an amusing link. I'd like it sent to me please. [walks off] |
| [agreement from the rest of the office] | |
| Kevin: | Angela, this is inappropriate. |
| Angela: | This is my favorite day. |
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| Pam Beesly | Oscar thinks having a dog is just like having a baby. |
| Angela | NEWSFLASH! If you didn't carry it around in your belly for nine months, it isn't your kid! |
| Pam Beesly | Exactly. Unless you're adopted of course. |
| Angela | That is where we disagree. |
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| Angela: | What is that? |
| Dwight Schrute: | It's a feral barn cat. I trapped him last night and I am giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed. |
| Angela: | Her name was Sprinkles. |
| Dwight Schrute: | And his name is... Garbage. Moses calls him Garbage because he likes to eat garbage. Don't you Garbage? |
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| Pam Beesly: | During the course of business, a copier goes through something called normal wear and tear. |
| [cut to Creed depositing coins in the side of the machine] | |
| Oscar: | I think it's seventy-five cents. |
| Creed: | That's a lot. |
| [cut to a Cat gnawing on the power cord] | |
| Angela: | Bandit, no! No, no, no. |
| [cut to Kevin spilling a whole cup of coffee on the copier glass] | |
| Kevin: | Ohh! |
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| Angela | I'm not moving the tree, face it. The only power you have over me is this little secret that I know you're not going to tell. Oh, and you want to know how I know that? Because then you wont be able to plan your stupid, tacky parties anymore. So you move the tree. |
| Phyllis | Okay... [to the office] Angela's having sex with Dwight! I caught them doing it after Toby's going-away party. |
| [silence, everyone looks toward Dwight] | |
| Dwight Schrute | [sarcastically] Well don't look so surprised. |
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| Pam Beesly | Hey, guys! Fun thing. The index cards on your desk are resolution cards. You write your New Year's resolution on them, I'll collect them, and then display them on... da-da-da-da-da! This! Resolution board. |
| Dwight Schrute | Wow, did your baby draw that? |
| Angela | The glitter is blinding. |