Angela Quotes From The Office
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| Kevin: | Sometimes we play 'who can put the most M&Ms in their mouth'. |
| Angela: | You play that. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Vudu Mama Juju, explain your dalliance with the dark arts. |
| Angela: | Not my fault. I was exposed to Harry Potter. |
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| Angela: | I am proud to announce there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic, she doesn't struggle when you try to dress her, she's a third generation show-cat, her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say she was very, very expensive. |
| Meredith: | How much-- |
| Angela: | Seven thousand dollars. |
| Creed: | For a cat? I could get you a kid for that. |
| Oscar: | Where'd you get that kind of money? |
| Angela: | I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay. |
| Kevin: | Wait-- you didn't give it back? |
| Angela: | He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name, is Princess Lady! |
| Meredith: | Seven grand! I gotta see that little bitch. |
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| Angela: | Dwight and I have a contractual agreement. To procreate five times, plain and simple. And should he develop feelings for me? Well, that would be permissible Under item 7c, clause 2... so I would not object. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Give me the punch card. |
| Angela: | No. If you want to punch the punch card, you have to take me to the show. |
| Dwight Schrute: | That is not in the contract. |
| Angela: | Well, there's a lot of gray area in that clause. Do you want to re-mediate? |
| Dwight Schrute: | All right, fine! I'll go to your little show. But I'm not wearing a cape. |
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| Angela: | Oh how the tables have turned. I see you got my email. |
| Phyllis: | Are you gonna give me the leads or not. |
| Angela: | I'll give you the leads. But you know what? It's gonna cost you some clerical work. [hands Phyllis a stack of forms] |
| Phyllis: | What are these for? |
| Angela: | It doesn't matter. Fill them out, all of them. And when you're done you can watch me shred them. |
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| Michael Scott: | Well. I'm not really one for making speeches. |
| Scattered: | Since when? / Yes you are. / You make a lot... |
| Michael Scott: | But I-- I feel pretty good right now. I really do. A lot better than I did earlier, let me tell you. |
| Angela: | That's your toast? |
| Michael Scott: | No. This is my toast. I think this whole thing with Sabre's going to work out. I have a very good feeling about it. |
| Phyllis: | Michael this isn't a toast you're just thinking out loud. |
| Michael Scott: | Here's my toast. Orange juice. [pointing to bottle] Is in here. And like Sabre, it is from Florida. And it is good. |
| Kevin: | Just 'cause you have liquid doesn't make it a toast. |
| Michael Scott: | Here's the toast! I'm gonna do it now. Raise, your container, to us, and to Sabre! |
| [everyone drinks] | |
| Michael Scott: | Mmmm. Wow that is metallicy. That's like drinking a battery. Really gets you in the fillings doesn't it. Wha--anyway, welcome. |
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| Angela: | Come on, Dwight. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Why are you dressed like a seed catalog model? |
| Angela: | These are just my dirty old gardening clothes. They were all that I had in my car. |
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| Pam Beesly | We're going to need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed them all! |
| Angela | Jesus is not your caterer. |
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| [Kevin grabs two brownies and eats one rapidly] | |
| Angela: | Are you swallowing them whole? You're eating them so fast, are they even touching your tongue? |
| Kevin: | [mouth full of brownies] Yes. |