Angela Quotes From The Office

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Phyllis: I called every grocery store in Scranton and no one sells whole pigs.
Angela: Did you try the petting zoo?
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Angela: My worst breakup, was actually two breakups. Two different men. I was in love with both of them and, when things went bad... they had a duel over me.
Oscar: Yeah Dwight and Andy, we were here.
Angela: No. This was years ago when I was living in Ohio. John Mark and John David.
Oscar: Angela you had two sets of different men... actually duel over you?
Angela: I guess I have...
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Michael Scott: What's happening?
Pam Beesly: Oh, some guy exposed himself to Phyllis in the parking lot.
Michael Scott: Really? Is she okay?
Pam Beesly: Yeah, Bob Vance took her for a walk to calm down.
Michael Scott: Okay. [deep breath] Phyllis, you say? [snorts] Hmm. [suppressed laugher]
Angela: What is so funny?
Michael Scott: Um... I mean did he even see Pam? Or, uh... Karen from behind?
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Angela: Those aren't chips and dip.
Pam Beesly: No, I made brownies.
Angela: [sighs]
Pam Beesly: What?
Angela: I'm just trying to figure out why you're trying to sabatoge things.
Pam Beesly: I made brownies.
Angela: And I made cookies. Same category.
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Michael Scott: [laughing, taking over from Jim] That was good. Ok, alright. Well, we all know it's hard to be a boss, right? You know what? Look around you. These are your best friends. These are the people! Who will open their hearts, to you. They, all, have heart-ons for you. [Angela gives a sigh of disgust off camera] And that is a gift. So in terms of gifts, we should be giving each other gifts. Angela, yes, lend Oscar a cup of sugar.
Angela: What are you talking about! Michael!
Stanley: We just need to hear your plan for our raise.
Michael Scott: My plan... A man. Panama.
Andy: That's not how that goes.
Meredith: You're not saying anything. At least Jim was being direct--
Jim Halpert: Thank you, Meredith.
Meredith: When he was telling us his dumb-ass plan.
Oscar: We would just like to know what's happening. Are we getting a raise. Yes, or no.
Michael Scott: Alright let me get this clear. Does everybody want a raise?
Everyone: Yes!
Michael Scott: Alright everyone wants a raise so what we're going to do is go into here, and we will not come out until we do.
Oscar: Again that gives us no information.
Phyllis: [as Jim and Michael enter the conference room] This isn't a game you know it's our livelihoooood!
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Angela: I have a nice comforter, a few cozy pillows, I usually read a chapter of a book and it's lights out by 8:30. THAT'S HOW I SLEEP AT NIGHT.
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Angela: Sometimes I think she holds onto faxes.
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Jim Halpert: Everybody, just wanted to make an announcment. Pam and I are engaged.
Pam Beesly: [over phone] Hi everyone!
Oscar: I thought you were already engaged.
Jim Halpert: Nope.
Angela: That was Roy. She was engaged to Roy.
Jim Halpert: Thank you, Angela.
Kevin: I got a gift for Pam and Roy, do I have to get another one?
Jim Halpert: Yes.
Andy: Little close to my engagement there, Tuna. What's your game here?
Jim Halpert: To get married.
Dwight Schrute: She's not a virgin you know.
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Dwight Schrute: We done good in there, mountain lion. [Dwight and Angela emerge from a back room in the warehouse looking dishevelled and obviously just had sex]
Angela Martin: It's the last time Dwight, I mean it.
Dwight Schrute: Monkey. [kisses Angela]
Angela Martin: No, no. I have a fiance who I very much like.
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Michael Scott: Well, there's somebody I'd like you to meet. Somebody else who has been to prison, who can tell you what it is really like. [puts on bandana] I'm prison Mike. You know why they call me prison Mike?
Angela: Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else?
Michael Scott: Do you really expect me not to push you up against the wall, bioch?
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