Angela Quotes From The Office
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| Michael Scott: | Can I have your attention! I would like to introduce you to Mr. Danny Cordrea. He is going to be joining us, as our new Travelling Salesman. Say hello to Danny! |
| Kelly: | F*** me. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh. Kay. You know what? No! No. This is not some sort of construction site, for all of Italy! Where you can just go around treating people like meat. We are to respect him. I respect him, because he reminds me of somebody. Can anybody guess who that is? |
| Kelly: | [dreamily] Josh Duhamel. |
| Angela: | Yeah I can see that! |
| Michael Scott: | No! No. Somebody in this office. |
| Kevin: | He's like a better-looking Andy. |
| Andy: | Thanks Kevin. |
| Michael Scott: | No, me. Right? Sorta like, a little younger version of me? |
| Oscar: | It's hard to judge ourselves accurately isn't it. |
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| Angela: | Sometimes I think she holds onto faxes. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Prison Mike, what's the very very worst thing about prison? |
| Angela: | Don't encourage him, Dwight. |
| Michael Scott: | The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body. And it hurt! |
| Karen: | Dementors like in Harry Potter? |
| Michael Scott: | No, not Harry Potter. |
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| Kevin: | Do you want to go to the beach? |
| Angela: | Maybe. |
| Kevin: | Do you want to get high? |
| Angela: | No. |
| Kevin: | I think you do, mon. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Ok, ok, we are not going the hospital, we are waiting until midnight. |
| Pam Beesly: | Oooh. Spooky. But why? |
| Jim Halpert: | Because, the insurance company only covers two nights. |
| Pam Beesly: | Everything's fine. We've got plenty of time. |
| IT Guy: | Well, you don't wanna wait too long Pam. Otherwise the baby's going to come a teenager in there and uh you'll be up all night. From, the rock music. |
| Michael Scott: | Shut up, Nick! God. Weird thing to say. Weird IT Nerd. Don't get revenge on me nerd. |
| [give an innocent scoff and looks for support] | |
| Angela: | What are you looking at? |
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| Michael Scott: | [on his cellphone] No, I'll talk to her. No, nobody talks to my baby that way. Yeah I'll let you know how it goes. Alright. Bye, Pickle. [hangs up and walks into the conference room] Pamela Morgan Beesly you need to apologize to your mother right now. |
| Angela: | I'm sorry, I was told I have the floor. |
| Oscar: | Whoa hold on, hold on. What's going on? |
| Jim Halpert: | Nothing! Nothing at all. "It's all goood." |
| Pam Beesly: | I'm not apologizing to anyone. Michael owes ME an apology. |
| Michael Scott: | For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover? |
| Pam Beesly: | Don't call my mother your lover! |
| Kevin: | Yes! That's what I'm talking about. |
| Andy: | That is not ok dude! |
| Michael Scott: | Ok, in my defence-- |
| Phyllis: | Disgusting. |
| Creed: | That's messed up man. |
| Pam Beesly: | Yes. Thank you. Welcome to my personal hell! |
| Oscar: | You have no sense of boundaries, Michael. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Vudu Mama Juju, explain your dalliance with the dark arts. |
| Angela: | Not my fault. I was exposed to Harry Potter. |
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| Angela: | Is there a key for a Jane Doe? |
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| Angela: | Standard! You know, nothing fancy. |
| Andy: | So like, missionary... |
| Angela: | I said nothing fancy. |
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| Andy: | [with bouquet of flowers] These are for you. |
| Jan: | How thoughtful! |
| Andy: | Except for one flower, which is for my flower. [takes a rose for Angela] |
| Angela: | What am I supposed to do with this? |