Angela Quotes From The Office

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Kevin: Sometimes we play 'who can put the most M&Ms in their mouth'.
Angela: You play that.
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Dwight Schrute: Vudu Mama Juju, explain your dalliance with the dark arts.
Angela: Not my fault. I was exposed to Harry Potter.
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Angela: I am proud to announce there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic, she doesn't struggle when you try to dress her, she's a third generation show-cat, her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say she was very, very expensive.
Meredith: How much--
Angela: Seven thousand dollars.
Creed: For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.
Oscar: Where'd you get that kind of money?
Angela: I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay.
Kevin: Wait-- you didn't give it back?
Angela: He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name, is Princess Lady!
Meredith: Seven grand! I gotta see that little bitch.
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Angela: Dwight and I have a contractual agreement. To procreate five times, plain and simple. And should he develop feelings for me? Well, that would be permissible Under item 7c, clause 2... so I would not object.
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Dwight Schrute: Give me the punch card.
Angela: No. If you want to punch the punch card, you have to take me to the show.
Dwight Schrute: That is not in the contract.
Angela: Well, there's a lot of gray area in that clause. Do you want to re-mediate?
Dwight Schrute: All right, fine! I'll go to your little show. But I'm not wearing a cape.
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Angela: Oh how the tables have turned. I see you got my email.
Phyllis: Are you gonna give me the leads or not.
Angela: I'll give you the leads. But you know what? It's gonna cost you some clerical work. [hands Phyllis a stack of forms]
Phyllis: What are these for?
Angela: It doesn't matter. Fill them out, all of them. And when you're done you can watch me shred them.
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Michael Scott: Well. I'm not really one for making speeches.
Scattered: Since when? / Yes you are. / You make a lot...
Michael Scott: But I-- I feel pretty good right now. I really do. A lot better than I did earlier, let me tell you.
Angela: That's your toast?
Michael Scott: No. This is my toast. I think this whole thing with Sabre's going to work out. I have a very good feeling about it.
Phyllis: Michael this isn't a toast you're just thinking out loud.
Michael Scott: Here's my toast. Orange juice. [pointing to bottle] Is in here. And like Sabre, it is from Florida. And it is good.
Kevin: Just 'cause you have liquid doesn't make it a toast.
Michael Scott: Here's the toast! I'm gonna do it now. Raise, your container, to us, and to Sabre!
[everyone drinks]
Michael Scott: Mmmm. Wow that is metallicy. That's like drinking a battery. Really gets you in the fillings doesn't it. Wha--anyway, welcome.
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Angela: Come on, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Why are you dressed like a seed catalog model?
Angela: These are just my dirty old gardening clothes. They were all that I had in my car.
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Pam Beesly We're going to need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed them all!
Angela Jesus is not your caterer.
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[Kevin grabs two brownies and eats one rapidly]
Angela: Are you swallowing them whole? You're eating them so fast, are they even touching your tongue?
Kevin: [mouth full of brownies] Yes.
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