Angela Quotes From The Office

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Angela: I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.
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Michael Scott: Well, there's somebody I'd like you to meet. Somebody else who has been to prison, who can tell you what it is really like. [puts on bandana] I'm prison Mike. You know why they call me prison Mike?
Angela: Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else?
Michael Scott: Do you really expect me not to push you up against the wall, bioch?
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Dwight Schrute [about the Scranton Strangler standoff] Ugh, they shouldn't televise this. It only encourages copycats.
Angela Just say "Copies". Why do you have to drag cats into this?
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[interview with Kelly]
Kelly: This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s! This day is bananas, b-a-n-a--
[cut to Angela]
Angela: [taking aspirin] I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing.
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Angela: Is there a key for a Jane Doe?
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Angela: [yelling at Kevin] Listen, Dummy! It's not that hard! All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report and type them into a master spreadsheet. A GD monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it.
Holly: No! You DO NOT talk to him like that.
Angela: But he's an idiot.
Kevin: Hey.
Holly: He is not an idiot--
Kevin: Thank you, Holly.
Holly: --he is mentally challenged. But he's doing a super job here.
Kevin: Wait back up. Do you think that I'm retarded?
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Jim Halpert: Dwight's room key... And Dwight's room. What can I say? Old habits die hard
[Jim enters Dwight's room, seeing a woman lying on the bed but not recognizing Angela]
Angela: Dwighty?
Jim Halpert: [runs out of room] Oh my God! Dwight got a hooker! God, I got to call... I gotta call somebody. I don't know who to call! ...Dwight got a hooker!
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Angela: I think its alright. I mean, Jesus drank wine.
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Angela: Sure. Let's protect the convicts. At the expense of the general feeling of safety in the workplace. As a 90 pound female that sits in an ill-lit, rarely visited corner of the office, naturally I agree with that.
Michael Scott: Good.
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Angela: [to Meredith driving] Slower. Slower. Meredith! Slow it up!
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