Angela Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: I looked at Wallace and I said, "I quit." And as I turned to leave, I looked back and I said, "you have no idea how high I can fly."
Stanley: You didn't tell him how sick of him you were?
Michael Scott: Why would I do that?
Angela: Well wouldn't it feel good to tell him he's incompetant or...
Kevin: That he's wasted fifteen years of your life.
Meredith: Maybe spit in his face.
Michael Scott: You guys have thought about this a lot more than I have. I just.. winged it.
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Angela: Pet Day. I want Pet Day back. No dogs.
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[watching the video of Kevin as Cookie Monster from Sesame Street]
Dwight Shrute: That is an amusing link. I'd like it sent to me please. [walks off]
[agreement from the rest of the office]
Kevin: Angela, this is inappropriate.
Angela: This is my favorite day.
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Angela: Dwight, I thought I knew what I wanted. And then, being here with you, and the German Mennonite minister... it just all felt right. I made a mistake picking Andy.
Dwight Schrute: I know you did. And that's why I have taken care of everything.
Angela: What do you mean?
Dwight Schrute: Well Monkey, he's a real minister. And you said, "I do." And I said, "I do." And Andy wasn't signing a receipt; he was signing our marriage certificate as a witness.
Angela: Dwight! That doesn't count!
Dwight Schrute: Yes, of course it does.
Angela: No, it doesn't!
Dwight Schrute: It does in the state of Pennsylvania. [chuckling] Mrs. Schrute!
Angela: We are not married.
Dwight Schrute: Wha--
Angela: Take this thing [takes off twine ring and throws it at Dwight]
Dwight Schrute: It's not my fault you don't understand German; I've been telling you to take it for years!
Andy: Are we, uh, are we leaving or what? [Mose hits Andy in the head with a ball]
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Pam Beesly: Hello everyone. We would just like to announce that our party is starting now in the break room. So, come by--
Angela: I have a really important announcement to make. About. Your paychecks. Um... your paychecks will be arriving, as scheduled, on Friday. And they will be in the correct amount, that they normally are in. Please stand by for a very important announcement, further, regarding your paycheck! [runs out of the room]
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Michael Scott Ok everyone, I want you all to imagine a world in which America is not the number one superpower. Where forks are irrelevant. And where every man, woman, and child is expected to learn how to play the cello. Now open your eyes.
Angela You never told us to close our eyes.
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Jim Halpert: Dwight's room key... And Dwight's room. What can I say? Old habits die hard
[Jim enters Dwight's room, seeing a woman lying on the bed but not recognizing Angela]
Angela: Dwighty?
Jim Halpert: [runs out of room] Oh my God! Dwight got a hooker! God, I got to call... I gotta call somebody. I don't know who to call! ...Dwight got a hooker!
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Jim Halpert: Everybody, just wanted to make an announcment. Pam and I are engaged.
Pam Beesly: [over phone] Hi everyone!
Oscar: I thought you were already engaged.
Jim Halpert: Nope.
Angela: That was Roy. She was engaged to Roy.
Jim Halpert: Thank you, Angela.
Kevin: I got a gift for Pam and Roy, do I have to get another one?
Jim Halpert: Yes.
Andy: Little close to my engagement there, Tuna. What's your game here?
Jim Halpert: To get married.
Dwight Schrute: She's not a virgin you know.
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Oscar: Do you risk telling him how you feel. Do you say something that you can barely admit to yourself.
Angela: [sympathetically] Oh my God what did you do? Not that I approve of any of it but--
Oscar: I was stupid, I told him.
Kevin: Was he into you in like a gay way?
Michael Scott: Moron. If he was there wouldn't be a story.
Oscar: He told me he wasn't gay.
Michael Scott: Really sad.
Oscar: I'm not done, yet.
Michael Scott: Oh my God.
Oscar: A week later, a friend of mine calls me up and he says, "I just saw him, in a gay bar in Kansas city."
Michael Scott: Well then it's a happy ending because he was gay. You should call him.
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Angela: That was more horrifying than Nunsense.
Dwight Schrute: All that singing got in the way of some perfectly good murders.
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