Angela Quotes From The Office
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| Dwight Schrute: | Hey Angela, did you hear? Somebody totally rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten. |
| Angela: | Really? I wouldn't know anything about that. But I'm glad you enjoyed it. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I did. Oh I did. |
| Angela: | I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Oh I bet you will by the time the day's over. |
| Angela: | Really? Well I hope I do. |
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| Angela: | You know a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a bastard? |
| Pam Beesly: | What? |
| Angela: | Want me to say it again? |
| Pam Beesly: | Why did that come into your brain. |
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| Michael Scott: | What I wanna do, right now, is try something a little different. I'm gonna throw it out there, starting with this meeting. I want you guys to run it. I want you to say whatever you want, take it away. Your meeting. |
| [silence] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | W-What are you doing? |
| Michael Scott: | If there is something you would like to say as a group, then by all means you may say it to me right now. |
| Angela: | Ok. People are dressed inappropriately. |
| Michael Scott: | Take it up with Toby. What I want you to do, is I want you to look inward, and I want you to reflect, and I want you to say something different. |
| Jim Halpert: | Can you give us a hint? |
| [more silence] |
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| Jan: | You should see our bathroom after Michael takes a bath. Whoo! But I don't have to tell you, Pam. |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh. Yeah. W- what? |
| Jan: | Oh don't tell me that he's really changed since you guys have dated. |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh are- are you joking? |
| Jan: | Michael told me a little bit about it but I see the way you look at him. |
| Pam Beesly: | I have never, ever dated, or wanted to do anything resembling dating Michael, ever. Not ever, not now, not then, not now, not ever, ever. |
| Angela: | I've noticed how you look at him at the office. |
| Jan: | Um-hmm. |
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| Darryl: | Whoa, scary huh? This is a surgery with... an octupus, and a burn victim. |
| Angela: | Black widow. |
| Kelly: | Leeloo from The Fifth Element. |
| Darryl: | Look nobody told me what people were, alright? So label yourselves or take what you get. [to Creed and Ryan] Here is an old man and a golf dude. And the old crone from Drag Me to Hell. |
| Meredith: | I'm a hobo! |
| Darryl: | I asked for a list. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Dwight's room key... And Dwight's room. What can I say? Old habits die hard |
| [Jim enters Dwight's room, seeing a woman lying on the bed but not recognizing Angela] | |
| Angela: | Dwighty? |
| Jim Halpert: | [runs out of room] Oh my God! Dwight got a hooker! God, I got to call... I gotta call somebody. I don't know who to call! ...Dwight got a hooker! |
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| Dwight Schrute | Of all feelings to base a TV show on: Glee. "Thirst". Now that's a show I'd watch. |
| Angela | [thinks] I'd watch that. |
| Dwight Schrute | ...Tonight would be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse. |
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| Angela: | Hey, come inside and talk to me. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I can't! Do you want us to run aground woman!? |
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| Phyllis: | I want to understand what you're saying, but it's difficult for me when you use that tone. |
| Angela: | Phyllis, these are spoons. Spoons have rounded tops and are used to scoop things. What we need are forks, which have prongs or tiny spears on top. And we need knives, which have blades. Do you understand me now? |
| Phyllis: | Yes. |
| Angela: | Goody. |
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| Angela: | [cats meowing in background][on Nanny-Cam] Where is that bad cat? Oh, you know who you are. Excuse me, Petals, I'm looking for Mr. Ash. He's a bad cat. Bad, bad cat. Do you hear me? Bad. Yeah, you were bad. No, you look at me when I talk to you. Do you hear me, Mr. Ash? You look at me. 'Cause I'm talking to you right now. |
| Oscar: | [chuckles] |
| Kevin: | [snickers] |
| Angela: | [meows like a cat, then hisses] |
| Kevin: | This is getting weird. |
| Oscar: | Is she cleaning the cat with her tongue? [Angela licks cat, meows] |
| Kevin: | Ohhh... |