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| Andy: | Old ball 'n chain's been a lot more chain than ball lately. You know what I'm saying. |
| Angela: | I'm right here. |
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| Angela: | Those aren't chips and dip. |
| Pam Beesly: | No, I made brownies. |
| Angela: | [sighs] |
| Pam Beesly: | What? |
| Angela: | I'm just trying to figure out why you're trying to sabatoge things. |
| Pam Beesly: | I made brownies. |
| Angela: | And I made cookies. Same category. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | What about, that meeting, later? To discuss finances. |
| Angela: | Yes. [whispering] But don't expect any cookie. |
| Dwight Schrute: | But what if I'm hungry. |
| Angela: | No cookie. |
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| Andy: | The tall man entered the nice building to visit a very nice man. "Sit down, Mr. Smith. Could I interest you in any good cat food?" |
| Angela: | [giggling] A man eating cat food! |
| Andy: | What about a cat eating man food? |
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| Angela: | You always do this! We have a nice, modest party planned and then you come in and you demand the world. Let me be clear, there is simply no money for anything other than a cake and to develop a few more slides. Although Toby will not be in them. |
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| Michael Scott: | Alright here we go. This is gonna be fun. Ready? Alright, first name is Tom. |
| Jan: | No, no, no! No names! No rhyming! No sounds a-likes, you actually have to-- |
| Michael Scott: | Ok! Ok! You're getting into my head! First name is blank and he goes on a cruise. He goes on a Caribbean cruiseee. |
| Angela: | I don't know. |
| Jim Halpert: | Katie Holmes. |
| Michael Scott: | Bahhhhhh!! But he's married to her! |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh Dawson's Creek. |
| Michael Scott: | No! No, it has to be a real person, Jim, come on! Ok no no I'm gonna pass. Ahh, oh ok! Um, rhymes with Parnold Sporchzenegger. |
| Jan: | No rhyming! |
| Jim Halpert: | No really a rhyme... |
| Angela: | Another clue! Another clue! |
| Michael Scott: | Alright he's the Governor of California, he is The Terminator... |
| Angela: | Those aren't helpful-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Tom Cruise! |
| Michael Scott: | Noo-- |
| Andy: | Time! |
| Michael Scott: | Does anyone read the paper?? |
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| Kevin: | He has to come out sometime... to go to the bathroom. |
| Angela: | Kevin, that's not appropriate. |
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| Phyllis: | I want to understand what you're saying, but it's difficult for me when you use that tone. |
| Angela: | Phyllis, these are spoons. Spoons have rounded tops and are used to scoop things. What we need are forks, which have prongs or tiny spears on top. And we need knives, which have blades. Do you understand me now? |
| Phyllis: | Yes. |
| Angela: | Goody. |
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| Michael Scott: | You know what? If I had to pick my replacement, based on today, it would be Mr. Outside Hire. |
| Angela: | Or Mrs. Outside Hire. |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah. Mmhmm. True. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Hey Angela, did you hear? Somebody totally rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten. |
| Angela: | Really? I wouldn't know anything about that. But I'm glad you enjoyed it. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I did. Oh I did. |
| Angela: | I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Oh I bet you will by the time the day's over. |
| Angela: | Really? Well I hope I do. |
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| Phyllis: | I called every grocery store in Scranton and no one sells whole pigs. |
| Angela: | Did you try the petting zoo? |
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