Angela Quotes From The Office

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[Jim, Phyllis and Andy are standing in the conference room with a spread of treats on the table]
Phyllis: So how 'bout, guys, one percent comission a month instead of two? What do you think.
Jim Halpert: No we agreed, two percent for the quarter.
Andy: Yes, [sees the staff coming in] Shhh.
Jim Halpert: Hey everybody.
Meredith: Nice spread. We get it, you eat like royalty.
Jim Halpert: No, no. This is a representation of how we feel, and how we feel is, really sorry.
Andy: We wanted to bring you in and make a peace offering.
Phyllis: Yeah we wanted to do the right thing, so...
Oscar: Way to go guys. This... this was an integrity move.
Kevin: Yeah. When we walked in here, we were all prepared to tell you to go to hell.
Angela: Do you have any pastries without fruit?
Jim Halpert: Yes, we do. Eclairs!
Stanley: Well you better be happy, taking two percent of our--
Jim Halpert: Two percent milk! What I forgot for the coffee.
Phyllis: Yeah treats, Stanley. They've accepted our simple offer of treats Stanley nothing more.
Stanley: [Stanley grins] This is, nice. All of us back together.
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Michael Scott: Tonight we are going to have an inventory luau. I want to bring back a little slice of paradise to the Dunder Mifflin warehouse inventory, so party-planning committee, get on it.
Angela: By the end of the day? That's impossible.
Michael Scott: The Jamaicans don't have a word for 'impossible.'
Jim Halpert: Yep, it's English, it's 'impossible.'
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Michael Scott: You know what? If I had to pick my replacement, based on today, it would be Mr. Outside Hire.
Angela: Or Mrs. Outside Hire.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Mmhmm. True.
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Dwight Schrute [about the Scranton Strangler standoff] Ugh, they shouldn't televise this. It only encourages copycats.
Angela Just say "Copies". Why do you have to drag cats into this?
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Oscar: Jim, did Michael fall into a koi pond?
Jim Halpert: Mmmmm... it's like Michael said, it was, um... some--something else.
Michael Scott: It was--okay!--this is what it was. It was these bunch of idiots who put a fish tank in the ground with no cover, and no railing.
Angela: So you fell in.
Michael Scott: No, maybe I was trying to save a child that had fallen in.
Angela: So a child had fallen in?
Michael Scott: Not yet!
Kevin: That is hilarious! [raises fist]
Michael Scott: No--don't--I'm not going to bump. I'm not gonna bump. It was not hilarious. It was very, very terrifying.
[Stanley laughs]
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Angela: [irate] The man is wearing sandals. I don't need to see Oscar's toes at work! Gross! I mean it looks like he just got off the boat!
Toby: Can't you just not look at his feet?
Angela: Excuse me? Oh. You're so educated aren't you Toby? [screaming] So trained to deal with a hysterical woman I don't want to look at his feet! [walking out] Do your job!
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Angela: What am I supposed to do with two cakes and a pie?
Kevin: Ooh I'll take 'em!
Creed: Well nobody's touching my cobbler.
Phyllis: Hey Michael-- I mean Jim.
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