Angela Quotes From The Office

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Angela: It's not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress.
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[interview with Kelly]
Kelly: This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s! This day is bananas, b-a-n-a--
[cut to Angela]
Angela: [taking aspirin] I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing.
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[Kevin grabs two brownies and eats one rapidly]
Angela: Are you swallowing them whole? You're eating them so fast, are they even touching your tongue?
Kevin: [mouth full of brownies] Yes.
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Angela: You know a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a bastard?
Pam Beesly: What?
Angela: Want me to say it again?
Pam Beesly: Why did that come into your brain.
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Angela: I am proud to announce there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic, she doesn't struggle when you try to dress her, she's a third generation show-cat, her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say she was very, very expensive.
Meredith: How much--
Angela: Seven thousand dollars.
Creed: For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.
Oscar: Where'd you get that kind of money?
Angela: I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay.
Kevin: Wait-- you didn't give it back?
Angela: He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name, is Princess Lady!
Meredith: Seven grand! I gotta see that little bitch.