Angela Quotes From The Office
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| Angela: | You always do this! We have a nice, modest party planned and then you come in and you demand the world. Let me be clear, there is simply no money for anything other than a cake and to develop a few more slides. Although Toby will not be in them. |
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| Andy Bernard | Who in this room, right now, wants to buy some paper? Let's get high on our own supply! |
| Angela | Andy, you want us to buy our own paper? |
| Andy Bernard | ...Yes. |
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| Angela: | I can't. Sprinkles is sick. |
| [cut to interview] | |
| Angela: | She 's been sick for some time--thank you for asking. No one asks, about Sprinkles. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | What about, that meeting, later? To discuss finances. |
| Angela: | Yes. [whispering] But don't expect any cookie. |
| Dwight Schrute: | But what if I'm hungry. |
| Angela: | No cookie. |
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| Michael Scott: | Actually the only thing on the agenda is the status of Toby's going away party. |
| Angela: | We have a butter cream cake, and a slide show of Toby. But so far we only have two pictures of him. |
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| Andy: | Is it true? |
| Angela: | What have you heard? |
| Andy: | That you're sleeping with Dwight. |
| Angela: | That doesn't sound like me. |
| Andy: | Is it true. |
| Angela: | Andy, I'm engaged to you. I mean, we just signed off on our wedding flowers. Would I have said yes to formal chrysanthemums if I didn't want to get married? And, we went through all that stuff with our wedding cake-- |
| Andy: | Just answer the question. Are you sleeping with Dwight? |
| Angela: | A little bit. |
| Andy: | How long has it been going on? |
| Angela: | I don't know! I mean, we were together and then he killed Sprinkles and then we stopped-- I don't know exactly, when we started up again. |
| Andy: | Who else knows about it? |
| Angela: | Michael. |
| Andy: | Who else? |
| Angela: | [sighs] Let me think about it... I, um... |
| [Andy turns around to see the whole office staring through the conference room windows] | |
| Andy: | Oh God. [to everyone watching] Come on! |
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| Toby: | You know this, sounds a lot like the premise of my latest Chad Flenderson novel, A Murder For Framing. [cut to talking head] Chad Flenderson. Just an easy-going black guy who knows the streets--yet he also went to Oxford. So. Just as comfortable on a motorcycle as he is on Air Force One. Oh and he's also the world's leading Egyptologist. |
| Angela: | Toby! Nobody cares about your sex-crazed, black detective. |
| Toby: | No no no no no, women chase him. He misses his wife. |
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| Phyllis: | I called every grocery store in Scranton and no one sells whole pigs. |
| Angela: | Did you try the petting zoo? |
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| Andy: | [walking into the conference room with his baby picture] Got the 'Nard puppy, for ya... what's goin' on here? |
| Angela: | It's a baby game where you guess whose picture is whose. |
| Andy: | Aww. Check it out. Who would've thought, that this little baby would be marrying that little baby. |
| Angela: | That's Phyllis. |
| Andy: | It-- well-- |
| Angela: | Yeah. It is. So I hope you two are very happy together. Pervert. |
| Andy: | Wait. Why does that make me a pervert? I-- I-- |
| Angela: | Well it does. |