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Angela Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly Hey, guys! Fun thing. The index cards on your desk are resolution cards. You write your New Year's resolution on them, I'll collect them, and then display them on... da-da-da-da-da! This! Resolution board.
Dwight Schrute Wow, did your baby draw that?
Angela The glitter is blinding.
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Kelly: [opening Angela's poster] Yikes.
Toby: Well, it's for Angela, so...
Kelly: That's like the creepiest thing that I've ever seen.
Michael Scott: Angela, you're up.
Angela: I'll take the poster. Some people like these.
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Dwight Schrute: Are you enjoying your vegetarian noodles?
Angela: Very much. How's your meat?
Dwight Schrute: Dry. Delicious.
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[interview with Kelly]
Kelly: This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s! This day is bananas, b-a-n-a--
[cut to Angela]
Angela: [taking aspirin] I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing.
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Oscar: Do you risk telling him how you feel. Do you say something that you can barely admit to yourself.
Angela: [sympathetically] Oh my God what did you do? Not that I approve of any of it but--
Oscar: I was stupid, I told him.
Kevin: Was he into you in like a gay way?
Michael Scott: Moron. If he was there wouldn't be a story.
Oscar: He told me he wasn't gay.
Michael Scott: Really sad.
Oscar: I'm not done, yet.
Michael Scott: Oh my God.
Oscar: A week later, a friend of mine calls me up and he says, "I just saw him, in a gay bar in Kansas city."
Michael Scott: Well then it's a happy ending because he was gay. You should call him.
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Angela: I think its alright. I mean, Jesus drank wine.
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Angela: Oh how the tables have turned. I see you got my email.
Phyllis: Are you gonna give me the leads or not.
Angela: I'll give you the leads. But you know what? It's gonna cost you some clerical work. [hands Phyllis a stack of forms]
Phyllis: What are these for?
Angela: It doesn't matter. Fill them out, all of them. And when you're done you can watch me shred them.
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Oscar: Jim, did Michael fall into a koi pond?
Jim Halpert: Mmmmm... it's like Michael said, it was, um... some--something else.
Michael Scott: It was--okay!--this is what it was. It was these bunch of idiots who put a fish tank in the ground with no cover, and no railing.
Angela: So you fell in.
Michael Scott: No, maybe I was trying to save a child that had fallen in.
Angela: So a child had fallen in?
Michael Scott: Not yet!
Kevin: That is hilarious! [raises fist]
Michael Scott: No--don't--I'm not going to bump. I'm not gonna bump. It was not hilarious. It was very, very terrifying.
[Stanley laughs]
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Dwight Schrute: I know you love beet salad. I've seen you eat it many times.
Angela: The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit.
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Kevin: [to camera] It's six to six. It's a nail biter. [gets hit by the volleyball]
Angela: Kevin! Now it's seven six or is that too much accounting for you.
Ralph: Here's an accounting question for you. What does one fiance plus one lover equal? Answer: one whore.
Dwight Schrute: Okay, knock it off Ralph.
Ralph: What! She's sitting there, casting--
Dwight Schrute: Ralph, please. [over top of Ralph] I am asking you nicely. [firmly] Leave it alone.
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