Angela Quotes From The Office
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| Kelly: | Hey! A margarita-karaoke-Christmas party! That sounds like fun. |
| Angela: | No. That is not a party, there is only one party and it's hosted by the party planning committee, and it starts at 3 o'clock. |
| Kevin: | Then why are there two flyers? |
| Karen: | Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone, let me explain. There's a party that starts at 3- |
| Kevin: | Right... |
| Karen: | And then there's a way more fun party that starts at 2:45. |
| Pam Beesly: | Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here, on our more brightly colored flyer. |
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| Michael Scott: | What I wanna do, right now, is try something a little different. I'm gonna throw it out there, starting with this meeting. I want you guys to run it. I want you to say whatever you want, take it away. Your meeting. |
| [silence] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | W-What are you doing? |
| Michael Scott: | If there is something you would like to say as a group, then by all means you may say it to me right now. |
| Angela: | Ok. People are dressed inappropriately. |
| Michael Scott: | Take it up with Toby. What I want you to do, is I want you to look inward, and I want you to reflect, and I want you to say something different. |
| Jim Halpert: | Can you give us a hint? |
| [more silence] |
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| Angela: | Yes, I am anxious to get out of work. But let me be clear, it's not to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day. |
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| Angela: | You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign. No bars. No patios. No vegetables. And no seafood. |
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| Angela: | I actually look forward to performance reviews. I did the youth beauty pageant circuit, and I enjoyed that quite a bit. I really enjoy being judged. I believe I hold up to even severe scrutiny. |
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| Oscar: | Skin cancer, is treatable. |
| Kevin: | Right. |
| Oscar: | It's gonna be ok. |
| Angela: | You don't know it's going to be ok. Don't give him false hope. [Oscar and Kevin stare at Angela] Probably nothing, though. |
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| Angela | Look! It's a little pregs and a big pregs! |
| Pam Halpert | Wait when did we start calling-- |
| Angela | Isn't is amazing the difference in our sizes? |
| Pam Halpert | Well I am a few months ahead of you. |
| Angela | I'm having a child with my husband the senator, and Pam is having a child with Jim. [politely] The great salesman. |
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| Andy: | [walking into the conference room with his baby picture] Got the 'Nard puppy, for ya... what's goin' on here? |
| Angela: | It's a baby game where you guess whose picture is whose. |
| Andy: | Aww. Check it out. Who would've thought, that this little baby would be marrying that little baby. |
| Angela: | That's Phyllis. |
| Andy: | It-- well-- |
| Angela: | Yeah. It is. So I hope you two are very happy together. Pervert. |
| Andy: | Wait. Why does that make me a pervert? I-- I-- |
| Angela: | Well it does. |
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| Michael Scott: | Any messages? |
| Erin: | You're soaking wet. |
| Michael Scott: | Well Jim and I got caught in a little flash... rain. Flash winds, flash lightening. |
| Phyllis: | Wow. Sounds scary. |
| Michael Scott: | It was. It was. And then in an instant, it wasn't! |
| Angela: | Why isn't Jim wet? |
| Jim Halpert: | I... outran it. |
| Meredith: | I don't think it rained. My hip would be throbbing. |
| Michael Scott: | It rained. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Michael, can I get you something? A towel, some cocoa? |
| Michael Scott: | Nothing. [pause] Cocoa. |
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| Andy: | Is it true? |
| Angela: | What have you heard? |
| Andy: | That you're sleeping with Dwight. |
| Angela: | That doesn't sound like me. |
| Andy: | Is it true. |
| Angela: | Andy, I'm engaged to you. I mean, we just signed off on our wedding flowers. Would I have said yes to formal chrysanthemums if I didn't want to get married? And, we went through all that stuff with our wedding cake-- |
| Andy: | Just answer the question. Are you sleeping with Dwight? |
| Angela: | A little bit. |
| Andy: | How long has it been going on? |
| Angela: | I don't know! I mean, we were together and then he killed Sprinkles and then we stopped-- I don't know exactly, when we started up again. |
| Andy: | Who else knows about it? |
| Angela: | Michael. |
| Andy: | Who else? |
| Angela: | [sighs] Let me think about it... I, um... |
| [Andy turns around to see the whole office staring through the conference room windows] | |
| Andy: | Oh God. [to everyone watching] Come on! |
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| [Angela picks up her phone] | |
| Angela: | Extension 128. |
| Creed: | Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed. So we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in? |
| Angela: | No. |
| Creed: | You out? [Angela hangs up] Pumpkin's out! Let's go gang! |
| [Creed, Phyllis and Meredith walk out of the office] |
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| Angela: | If you ever wondered if you were Michael Scott, here's a quiz to help. If you ever put sunblock on a window, you might be Michael Scott. |
| Angela: | [cut to interview] I normally don't enjoy making people laugh. |
| Angela: | If you ever, called the fire department because your head was stuck in the chair, you might be-- |
| Everyone: | Michael Scott! |
| [Angela gets off the stage] | |
| Michael Scott: | Hey! Hey! I don't go make burgers where you work and then tell you how to make burgers! |