Angela Quotes From The Office

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[Angela picks up her phone]
Angela: Extension 128.
Creed: Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed. So we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in?
Angela: No.
Creed: You out? [Angela hangs up] Pumpkin's out! Let's go gang!
[Creed, Phyllis and Meredith walk out of the office]
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Creed Bratton: There's my girl... I noticed you handing out some shekels...How would one get on that train?
Angela Martin: That was per diem, for Philadelphia...
Meredith Palmer: Ughh, that town smells like cheesesteaks...
Angela Martin: That town is full of history!!
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Angela: Sometimes I think she holds onto faxes.
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Angela: [to Meredith driving] Slower. Slower. Meredith! Slow it up!
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Jim Halpert: Dwight's room key... And Dwight's room. What can I say? Old habits die hard
[Jim enters Dwight's room, seeing a woman lying on the bed but not recognizing Angela]
Angela: Dwighty?
Jim Halpert: [runs out of room] Oh my God! Dwight got a hooker! God, I got to call... I gotta call somebody. I don't know who to call! ...Dwight got a hooker!
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Pam Beesly: Angela you have to put a stop to this right now!
Angela: [long thoughtful pause] I will respect the results of the duel.
Pam Beesly: Of course you will.
Meredith: I call loser!
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Angela: [cats meowing in background][on Nanny-Cam] Where is that bad cat? Oh, you know who you are. Excuse me, Petals, I'm looking for Mr. Ash. He's a bad cat. Bad, bad cat. Do you hear me? Bad. Yeah, you were bad. No, you look at me when I talk to you. Do you hear me, Mr. Ash? You look at me. 'Cause I'm talking to you right now.
Oscar: [chuckles]
Kevin: [snickers]
Angela: [meows like a cat, then hisses]
Kevin: This is getting weird.
Oscar: Is she cleaning the cat with her tongue? [Angela licks cat, meows]
Kevin: Ohhh...
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Pam Beesly: During the course of business, a copier goes through something called normal wear and tear.
[cut to Creed depositing coins in the side of the machine]
Oscar: I think it's seventy-five cents.
Creed: That's a lot.
[cut to a Cat gnawing on the power cord]
Angela: Bandit, no! No, no, no.
[cut to Kevin spilling a whole cup of coffee on the copier glass]
Kevin: Ohh!
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Jim Halpert: Ok, ok. Why don't we just, put this to a vote and then we'll be done with it.
Angela: I'm not voting.
Jim Halpert: No one cares. Who thinks, that Hilary Swank is hot. Raise your hand. [5 people raise their hands] Ok, and who thinks that Hilary Swank is not hot, raise your hand. [5 other people raise their hands]
Kevin: Five. Five to five.
Jim Halpert: Thank you accounting department.
Kevin: So what do we do now?
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Dwight Schrute: Are you enjoying your vegetarian noodles?
Angela: Very much. How's your meat?
Dwight Schrute: Dry. Delicious.
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Michael Scott: Well. I'm not really one for making speeches.
Scattered: Since when? / Yes you are. / You make a lot...
Michael Scott: But I-- I feel pretty good right now. I really do. A lot better than I did earlier, let me tell you.
Angela: That's your toast?
Michael Scott: No. This is my toast. I think this whole thing with Sabre's going to work out. I have a very good feeling about it.
Phyllis: Michael this isn't a toast you're just thinking out loud.
Michael Scott: Here's my toast. Orange juice. [pointing to bottle] Is in here. And like Sabre, it is from Florida. And it is good.
Kevin: Just 'cause you have liquid doesn't make it a toast.
Michael Scott: Here's the toast! I'm gonna do it now. Raise, your container, to us, and to Sabre!
[everyone drinks]
Michael Scott: Mmmm. Wow that is metallicy. That's like drinking a battery. Really gets you in the fillings doesn't it. Wha--anyway, welcome.
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