Angela Quotes From The Office

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Nick: Hey guys. Uh, sorry to interrupt. I just wanted to say good-bye to everyone. Through Teach for America, I'm gonna go down to Detroit and teach inner-city kids about computers.
Gabe: Uh, not now.
Nick: Oh yeah it's just my friends are out in the car waiting so I thought...
Stanley: Phyllis, what's this guy's name again?
Phyllis: I donno. Is it Shadow or Garth? It's something weird, I--
Nick: My name is Nick.
Angela: OK, well, "Nick," we're in a meeting.
Nick: OK look I get it people. I'm the lame IT guy and everybody hates me.
Jim Halpert: Hey listen man you can't take it personally.
Nick: You call me man? I just said my name, just now. Did you forget it already?
Jim Halpert: No... Sport.
Nick: You guys have fifteen parties a week, you can't learn my name?
Dwight Shrute: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, IT Guy. Here's the story Champ. None of us have spent a lot of time getting to know you, OK, we liked the last guy, Sadiq, because he kept to himself. And we also thought he might have been a terrorist. You know what I'm gonna leave you with one other thought. Inner-city kids use computers for two things. Games and porn so good luck wasting your life. Lurch.
Nick: Thank you so much for that. I saw all your hard drives and guess what, [points to Ryan] you're not a photographer [to Kelly] and you definitely can't fit into a size two. Darry man, you're on Facebook. Why you been telling people you're not on Facebook. People wanna be your friend man! Alright. And you, this guy. [points to Andy] You're the one who told the press. You wrote an email to the editor. I saw it and I also saw a Quicktime movie of your little printer fire test on your hard drive. This guy's the snitch, he's the snitch. So, that's it. [gives the finger to the office] Check it out.
[Nick leaves]
Andy: We're gonna believe that guy!?
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Dwight Schrute: It's gonna be okay.
Angela: How is it going to be okay Dwight? Everyone will know our business.
Dwight Schrute: That's not the worst thing in the world. I'll just stand up in front of the office and reveal our true love. It's won't be that bad. Look at Kelly and Ryan.
Angela: I hate those two people more than anything in the entire world.
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Angela: Oscar is off sick.
Dwight Schrute: That's unacceptable.
Angela: I agree, that is unnacceptable.
[they stare at each other]
Kevin: ...What are you guys doing?
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Jim Halpert: Ok, ok. Why don't we just, put this to a vote and then we'll be done with it.
Angela: I'm not voting.
Jim Halpert: No one cares. Who thinks, that Hilary Swank is hot. Raise your hand. [5 people raise their hands] Ok, and who thinks that Hilary Swank is not hot, raise your hand. [5 other people raise their hands]
Kevin: Five. Five to five.
Jim Halpert: Thank you accounting department.
Kevin: So what do we do now?
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Angela: I think green is kind of whorish.
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[interview with Kelly]
Kelly: This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s! This day is bananas, b-a-n-a--
[cut to Angela]
Angela: [taking aspirin] I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing.
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Angela: Hello Dwight. I've been thinking about, things. And I wanted to know if you would have dinner with me, tonight.
Dwight Schrute: Really?
Angela: Yes.
Dwight Schrute: I'll make a reservation. No, no. Let me cook for you. Cauliflower and noodles. Baked potato on the side.
Angela: I would prefer, a private place. See you after work.
[Dwight gives a sigh of relief]
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Michael Scott: Well. I'm not really one for making speeches.
Scattered: Since when? / Yes you are. / You make a lot...
Michael Scott: But I-- I feel pretty good right now. I really do. A lot better than I did earlier, let me tell you.
Angela: That's your toast?
Michael Scott: No. This is my toast. I think this whole thing with Sabre's going to work out. I have a very good feeling about it.
Phyllis: Michael this isn't a toast you're just thinking out loud.
Michael Scott: Here's my toast. Orange juice. [pointing to bottle] Is in here. And like Sabre, it is from Florida. And it is good.
Kevin: Just 'cause you have liquid doesn't make it a toast.
Michael Scott: Here's the toast! I'm gonna do it now. Raise, your container, to us, and to Sabre!
[everyone drinks]
Michael Scott: Mmmm. Wow that is metallicy. That's like drinking a battery. Really gets you in the fillings doesn't it. Wha--anyway, welcome.
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Dwight Schrute: Listen to me close, because I'm only going to say this once. You either break off your engagement with that singing buffoon, apologize, and then date me, or you can say goodbye to this [gestures toward his groin]
Angela: I think you have me confused with another person.
Dwight Schrute: I said I was only going to say it once. You have until 6:14pm. [Angela starts leaving] 6:14!
Angela: I heard you.
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Angela: Sometimes the clothes at GAP Kids are just too flashy so I'm forced to go to the American Girl Store and order clothes for large, colonial dolls.
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Dwight Schrute: Here's another place. [shows Angela and Andy into another barn]
Angela: It's beautiful.
Andy: Heyo!
Dwight Schrute: So, why don't we try this out. She what would happen, give it a little test drive. What do you say? [points to Andy] You pretend to be Angela's father. You will be Angela, and [to Andy] I'll pretend to be you so you can see what it looks like when you're up here.
[Andy walks Angela up to the front, whistling]
Angela: Hello, I'm Angela Martin and [pointing to Dwight]--
Andy: I'm Andy.
Dwight Schrute: He doesn't understand a word you're saying. Although born just minutes from here, he speaks only German. Closed society. So, now, after the readings by all of your sisters, we will arrive at the vows so, comrade [starts speaking German to the minister and the minister begins speaking in German] And away we go. This is a little taste of the ceremony, if you will. He's explaining why we're here, what we're doing here, making introductions, blah blah blah... Then he's gonna have Andy repeat a bunch of stuff. He's gonna ask Andy to produce a ring. I have uh, now just uh... just some twine for our purposes, and you will put the ring on her finger. Yadda yadda, then he's going to ask Andy, uh, if he would like to marry Angela. And you will reply, "I do." And then he's going to ask Angela if she would like to marry Andy, to which you will reply...
Angela: I do.
Dwight Schrute: And there we go. Okay, and that's just about it. Man and wife.
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