Angela Quotes From The Office
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| Angela: | If you ever wondered if you were Michael Scott, here's a quiz to help. If you ever put sunblock on a window, you might be Michael Scott. |
| Angela: | [cut to interview] I normally don't enjoy making people laugh. |
| Angela: | If you ever, called the fire department because your head was stuck in the chair, you might be-- |
| Everyone: | Michael Scott! |
| [Angela gets off the stage] | |
| Michael Scott: | Hey! Hey! I don't go make burgers where you work and then tell you how to make burgers! |
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| Kevin: | He has to come out sometime... to go to the bathroom. |
| Angela: | Kevin, that's not appropriate. |
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| Angela: | You always do this! We have a nice, modest party planned and then you come in and you demand the world. Let me be clear, there is simply no money for anything other than a cake and to develop a few more slides. Although Toby will not be in them. |
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| Angela: | I think green is kind of whorish. |
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| Angela: | I can't believe they're going to fight over me. |
| Kelly: | I guess people have fewer choices as they get older. |
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| Kelly: | [opening Angela's poster] Yikes. |
| Toby: | Well, it's for Angela, so... |
| Kelly: | That's like the creepiest thing that I've ever seen. |
| Michael Scott: | Angela, you're up. |
| Angela: | I'll take the poster. Some people like these. |
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| [Kevin grabs two brownies and eats one rapidly] | |
| Angela: | Are you swallowing them whole? You're eating them so fast, are they even touching your tongue? |
| Kevin: | [mouth full of brownies] Yes. |
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| Andy: | Just so you know, I don't care where we get married. I'll marry you right here in this building. I'll marry you in the parking lot... I'll marry you in the eye of a hurricane, in the middle of a snowstorm on top of a monsoon. All I care about is that we're going to spend the rest of our lives together. |
| [Angela kisses Andy] | |
| Andy: | Heyo! |
| Angela: | I know I haven't made this easy on you. |
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| Kevin: | Ladies and gentleman. Even though the penis was fake, I kept expecting a second plot twist where we found out that Hilary Swank actually was a boy. |
| Pam Beesly: | Kevin! |
| Angela: | Ok. I wasn't going to dignify this discussion by getting involved, and I don't even get the discussion. Hot, is a temperature, people. But Kevin, deserves to lose for what he said. So, yes. She's hot. She's hot as heck. She's a female Boris Becker. |
| [everyone on the "hot" side claps] |
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| Michael Scott: | Packer is a survivor of divorce, Stanley. Packer doesn't speak with his child, Meredith. Packer never lived up to his parent's expectations, Andy. [Andy laughs, embarrassed] Angels loves pussycats. Packer loves... |
| Angela: | No, don't! |
| Michael Scott: | I was going to say dogs. |