Angela Quotes From The Office
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| Pam Beesly: | C'mon Angela don't you have a game? |
| Angela: | I have one, yes. |
| Pam Beesly: | Well let's play. What is it? |
| Angela: | I call it 'Pam Pong'. I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you. |
| Pam Beesly: | We're friends. |
| Angela: | Apparently. |
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| Phyllis: | I called every grocery store in Scranton and no one sells whole pigs. |
| Angela: | Did you try the petting zoo? |
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| Dwight Shrute: | So much of this is just impossible to verify. Item five point B. Uh, the beet juice cleanse. |
| Angela: | I'm doing it! You know I am, it's disgusting. |
| Dwight Shrute: | How do we know this? I'd like to see a stool sample. |
| Angela: | Dwight. Look at my teeth. [shows beet red teeth] |
| Dwight Shrute: | Uhgh. |
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| Angela: | I never felt safe here. |
| Andy: | You're always safe with me, I'm a very good screamer. And one day, we're going to move to Disney's Celebration Village in Florida and leave all of this behind. |
| Angela: | I would very much like that. |
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| Angela: | DeAngelo is a huge sexist. |
| Andy: | Whoa whoa. I think if he was sexist, I'd be able to tell. I took a crap load of women's studies courses at Cornell and I wrote my own companion piece to The Vagina Monologues called The Penis Apologies, so I think I know a thing or two. |
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| Kevin: | Do you want to go to the beach? |
| Angela: | Maybe. |
| Kevin: | Do you want to get high? |
| Angela: | No. |
| Kevin: | I think you do, mon. |
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| Angela: | Michael should have asked the party planning committee first. He''s not supposed to just spring things on us out of nowhere. [begins to sob] |
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| Angela: | Is there a key for a Jane Doe? |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Listen to me close, because I'm only going to say this once. You either break off your engagement with that singing buffoon, apologize, and then date me, or you can say goodbye to this [gestures toward his groin] |
| Angela: | I think you have me confused with another person. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I said I was only going to say it once. You have until 6:14pm. [Angela starts leaving] 6:14! |
| Angela: | I heard you. |