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[Kevin's crawling on the warehouse floor with a crate on his back]
Kevin: Ok, I'm not going to make it. I'm turning back
[the crate falls off and breaks]
Jim Halpert: There's gotta be a better way to do this. This is literally how they built the pyramids.
Dwight Schrute: Well they whipped people, which was helpful. But you're right, we should be able to find a more efficient way of moving boxes than Madge or Heday.
[laughing] Yeah. [looks to camera] Not that they're not smart people.
Dwight Schrute: No, no.
[looks to camera] Very smart. They're is more of a, physical intelligence.
Jim Halpert: I'm good with that--
Dwight Schrute: Like baboons, or elephants.
[shaking his head] Not that, don't...--
Kevin: When I was a kid, my sisters used to butter me up and slide me across the linoleum floor of the kitchen. It really made them laugh.
Jim Halpert: That's a great idea, Kev. I don't think it applies here though so maybe we just--
Kevin: Yeah! We move stuff, and it was fun.--
Dwight Schrute: Kevin, it doesn't apply!
Kevin: Right. My mom,--
[really sternly] You need to drop it. OK? They HATE IT. I like it a lot, but they HATE IT, so DROP IT!
Jim Halpert: This is literally how they built the pyramids.
Dwight Schrute: Well, they whipped people, which was helpful.
Ryan: Everybody wants to be rich, but nobody wants to work for it.
Pam Beesly: You came in at 10:30 today, right?
Andy: We're losing cloud cover.
Kelly: Oh don't try to get in on it now, Michael Vick.
Darryl: Hey, hey... Vick did his time.