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Darryl: Haven't been to New York in a long time. Maybe I'll stay overnight. Got a cousin that lives down there.
Toby: How will we get home?
Darryl: You can stay too. He's got a big place.
Michael Scott: Maybe I'll stay.
Darryl: It's not that big. Busses, though, will get you home quick.
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Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know. There's gambling and alcohol... And it's in our dangerous warehouse. And it's a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know. Is that- is that enough? Should I keep going?
Michael Scott: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
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Toby: We're really not supposed to serve alcohol--
Michael Scott: Zip it, Toby!
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[from deleted scenes]
Michael Scott: [in front of Katy to Toby] Toby's divorced. God that's hard. That really ripped you up. She got the kids right? That'll damage ya. Sorry man. That's, uh, quite a bad one. How much are you paying her? What can- you can't even afford anything now right? You're alright though, right? Don't ask me for a raise! ...oh cup-a-soup's a good idea though. That's a good budgetary thing to do.
Toby: It's just a snack.
Michael Scott: Well they're good snacks, they're good food. Good meals. Good lunch. ...you still sleepin' in the car?
Toby: No.
Michael Scott: Because he slept in the car a couple times.
Toby: Just the once.
Michael Scott: Are you still taking the anti-depressants? It's a good idea. Because it'll help! It'll help man.
Katie: I'm gonna go back to my table.
Michael Scott: Okay. I'll see you in a bit! [pauses] She's pretty cute isn't she? ...see you in a bit!
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Toby: We had so many smores I finally had to say, 'no more smores! No more smores!'
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Toby: I'm not processing this.
Michael Scott: Look, Jim... needed a relaxing lunch. He has been depressed, and it has been affecting his productivity. How is that not work related?
Toby: He seems fine to me.
Michael Scott: You're not his friend, you don't know. He is in love with a girl he works with who's engaged, so cut me some slack, please.
Kelly: Pam?!
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Michael Scott: Come on, let's go.
Toby: Where?
Michael Scott: 'Where?' I'm gonna smack you in the head with a hammer, come on let's go.
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[during safety training]
Toby: One thing you're going to want to look out for is carpal tunnel syndrome, so it's recommanded that you take a ten minute break from typing every hour. For your circulation, um, you're gonna wanna get up out of your chairs and move around about ten minutes every hour.
Michael Scott: Yes. Good. Fine. Like stretching.
Toby: Um, yeah. Your computer screen can be a big strain on your eyes, so it's also recommanded that you step away for about 10 minutes every hour.
Michael Scott: Wow. That time really adds up. Like a half an hour every hour?
Darry: Take them at the same time!
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Michael Scott: Get Ryan! He need's to lift me, and he needs to clean me up a little bit... Bring a wet towel...
Toby: Ryan is... dead.
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Holly: Man someone doesn't like HR.
Michael Scott: Yeah.
Holly: [to Toby] What did you do to him?
Toby: Nothing.
Michael Scott: No he tortured me. With his awfulness.
Holly: Yeah I know what you mean. I nearly feel asleep when he gave me a tour of the files. Um well look I'll let you get back to work but I really look forward to working with you Mr. Scott.
Michael Scott: [stammering] Y-you can call-- Michael.
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