Toby Quotes From The Office
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| Toby: | I got Angela. She's into these posters of babies dressed as adults. I got her one of those. I felt kinda weird buying that. |
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| Toby: | I'm not processing this. |
| Michael Scott: | Look, Jim... needed a relaxing lunch. He has been depressed, and it has been affecting his productivity. How is that not work related? |
| Toby: | He seems fine to me. |
| Michael Scott: | You're not his friend, you don't know. He is in love with a girl he works with who's engaged, so cut me some slack, please. |
| Kelly: | Pam?! |
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| Toby: | You just got your corporate credit card back. Do you really want me to take it away again? |
| Michael Scott: | I put a cigarette through a freakin' quarter! And you know what, Toby? They almost bought from us! |
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| Toby: | In fact as a basic rule of thumb, let's just act like everyday Pam's mom is coming over. |
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| Michael Scott: | That photo is my personal property and if you are telling me that you went on my computer and stole that photo then I am gonna call the cops. |
| Toby: | Michael, nine different people emailed me that photo, including my ex-wife and.. we don't talk. |
| Michael Scott: | Well. Then this is probably the ice breaker you need. |
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| Toby: | Anybody need sunblock? I've got SPF 30. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh. You know what? You're not going. |
| Toby: | It's Beach Day. |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, Toby. We, um, somebody has to say here. |
| [cut to interview] | |
| Michael Scott: | I want today to be a beautiful memory, that the staff and I share after I have passed on, to New York. And if Toby's apart of it, then it'll suck. |
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| Michael Scott: | No, that is the fun of this place. I call everybody faggy. Why would anyone find that offensive? |
| Toby: | Okay, I think Oscar would just like it if you used lame' or something like that. |
| Michael Scott: | That's what faggy means. |
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| Toby: | Pam, want my sunscreen? |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh, great. I forgot mine and I'm wearing a two-piece. |
| [Toby sighs] |
