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| Darryl: | Haven't been to New York in a long time. Maybe I'll stay overnight. Got a cousin that lives down there. |
| Toby: | How will we get home? |
| Darryl: | You can stay too. He's got a big place. |
| Michael Scott: | Maybe I'll stay. |
| Darryl: | It's not that big. Busses, though, will get you home quick. |
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| Toby: | Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know. There's gambling and alcohol... And it's in our dangerous warehouse. And it's a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know. Is that- is that enough? Should I keep going? |
| Michael Scott: | Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. |
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| Toby: | We're really not supposed to serve alcohol-- |
| Michael Scott: | Zip it, Toby! |
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| [from deleted scenes] | |
| Michael Scott: | [in front of Katy to Toby] Toby's divorced. God that's hard. That really ripped you up. She got the kids right? That'll damage ya. Sorry man. That's, uh, quite a bad one. How much are you paying her? What can- you can't even afford anything now right? You're alright though, right? Don't ask me for a raise! ...oh cup-a-soup's a good idea though. That's a good budgetary thing to do. |
| Toby: | It's just a snack. |
| Michael Scott: | Well they're good snacks, they're good food. Good meals. Good lunch. ...you still sleepin' in the car? |
| Toby: | No. |
| Michael Scott: | Because he slept in the car a couple times. |
| Toby: | Just the once. |
| Michael Scott: | Are you still taking the anti-depressants? It's a good idea. Because it'll help! It'll help man. |
| Katie: | I'm gonna go back to my table. |
| Michael Scott: | Okay. I'll see you in a bit! [pauses] She's pretty cute isn't she? ...see you in a bit! |
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| Toby: | We had so many smores I finally had to say, 'no more smores! No more smores!' |
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| Toby: | I'm not processing this. |
| Michael Scott: | Look, Jim... needed a relaxing lunch. He has been depressed, and it has been affecting his productivity. How is that not work related? |
| Toby: | He seems fine to me. |
| Michael Scott: | You're not his friend, you don't know. He is in love with a girl he works with who's engaged, so cut me some slack, please. |
| Kelly: | Pam?! |
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| Michael Scott: | Come on, let's go. |
| Toby: | Where? |
| Michael Scott: | 'Where?' I'm gonna smack you in the head with a hammer, come on let's go. |
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| [during safety training] | |
| Toby: | One thing you're going to want to look out for is carpal tunnel syndrome, so it's recommanded that you take a ten minute break from typing every hour. For your circulation, um, you're gonna wanna get up out of your chairs and move around about ten minutes every hour. |
| Michael Scott: | Yes. Good. Fine. Like stretching. |
| Toby: | Um, yeah. Your computer screen can be a big strain on your eyes, so it's also recommanded that you step away for about 10 minutes every hour. |
| Michael Scott: | Wow. That time really adds up. Like a half an hour every hour? |
| Darry: | Take them at the same time! |
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| Michael Scott: | Get Ryan! He need's to lift me, and he needs to clean me up a little bit... Bring a wet towel... |
| Toby: | Ryan is... dead. |
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| Holly: | Man someone doesn't like HR. |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah. |
| Holly: | [to Toby] What did you do to him? |
| Toby: | Nothing. |
| Michael Scott: | No he tortured me. With his awfulness. |
| Holly: | Yeah I know what you mean. I nearly feel asleep when he gave me a tour of the files. Um well look I'll let you get back to work but I really look forward to working with you Mr. Scott. |
| Michael Scott: | [stammering] Y-you can call-- Michael. |
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