Toby Quotes From The Office
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| [Michael and Toby are drawing during Michael's counselling session] | |
| Toby: | So that's the office, huh? |
| Michael Scott: | Mm-hmm! Look at that. |
| Toby: | [chuckling] Angela's cat! Yeah. Why's uh Angela taller than uh Dwight? |
| Michael Scott: | [looks at the drawing] Right! Oh. |
| Toby: | I wonder why uh it feels like that. |
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| Toby: | I got Angela. She's into these posters of babies dressed as adults. I got her one of those. I felt kinda weird buying that. |
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| Toby: | Every Halloween, I tell him the same thing: You can't bring weapons into the office. And every year, he says the same thing: "As soon as I get my weapons back, I'm gonna kill you." |
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| Jim Halpert: | It's under here as "Security Guard Home" did you not get his name or? |
| Toby: | No. |
| Jim Halpert: | It's ringing. Does anyone have his name? Quick? |
| Andy: | Yes. It's Eddy. |
| Jim Halpert: | It's not- it's not Eddy. It's Edmund or-- |
| Creed: | Hank. His name is Hank. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh guys his name's not Hank it's uh.. is it Edgar? |
| Phyllis: | Elliot. |
| Oscar: | Elliot! |
| Jim Halpert: | Is it Elli-- [to cell phone] Hey... Chief. This is uh, Jim Halpert from, um, where you work. [staggered] You are the guy who sits behind the desk, you're- you're the a-African American guy. I mean you're uhh-- Who have I got here? |
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| Toby: | Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment? The email? |
| Michael Scott: | You know what Toby, when the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok? |
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| Toby | [after finally entering the church, looking up at crucifix] Why are you so mean to me? |
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| Toby: | In fact as a basic rule of thumb, let's just act like everyday Pam's mom is coming over. |