Toby Quotes From The Office
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| Pam Beesly: | Actually, it's kind of too bad we're not coming into work tomorrow. |
| Oscar: | Why? |
| Pam Beesly: | I bet Michael had some elaborate theme party planned like scrambled eggs Saturday. |
| Toby: | More like everyone get your boss laid Saturday. |
| [Toby rubs Pam's knee and an awkward moment ensues] |
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| Toby: | I got Angela. She's into these posters of babies dressed as adults. I got her one of those. I felt kinda weird buying that. |
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| Toby: | Oh this looks great. I'd love to be there but my daughter's play is tonight. Dammit! You know, one of the other parents will probably videotape it. |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh, no, you should go. |
| Toby: | Well, it's important to support local art, you know? What they do is not art. |
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| [hearing Toby in the washroom, through the vent] | |
| Toby: | Not much, what's up with you? Nah it's ok, I'm in the bathroom. Hey have you been watching Damages this year? It's so good! No you gotta tune it, it's as good as anything on HBO. [starts urinating...] Hey does blue go with tan? |
| Michael Scott: | Somebody just make the copy? |
| Toby: | Like a- like a blue shirt. I don't wear a lot of color so I have a lot of tan. Uh huh... |
| Michael Scott: | Just make the copy ok? |
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| Toby: | We had so many smores I finally had to say, 'no more smores! No more smores!' |
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| Ryan: | What I really want, honestly, Michael is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, whomever. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh okay. |
| Ryan: | What? |
| Michael Scott: | It's whoever, not whomever. |
| Ryan: | It's whomever. |
| Michael Scott: | No, whomever is never acutally right. |
| Jim Halpert: | Nope, sometimes it's right. |
| Creed: | Michael is right. It's a made up word used to trick students- |
| Andy: | No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word-- |
| Oscar: | Obviously it's a real word- but I don't know how to use it correctly. |
| Michael Scott: | [to camera] Not a native speaker. |
| Kevin: | I know what's right. But I'm not gonna say. Because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night. |
| Ryan: | Do you really know which one is correct? |
| Kevin: | I don't know. |
| Pam Beesly: | It's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when as the subject. |
| Phyllis: | That sounds right. |
| Michael Scott: | Well it sounds right but is it? |
| Stanley: | How did Ryan use it, as an object? |
| Ryan: | As an object. |
| Kelly: | Ryan used me as an object. |
| Oscar: | Is he right about that-- |
| Pam Beesly: | How did he use it again? |
| Toby: | It was, Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object-- |
| Michael Scott: | Thank you! |
| Toby: | ...to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the, the correct usage of the word. |
| Michael Scott: | No one, uh asked you anything ever so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull? |
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| Toby: | Hey, I need to talk to you-- |
| Michael Scott: | Not now. Not ever. |
