Toby Quotes From The Office
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| Toby: | I'm not processing this. |
| Michael Scott: | Look, Jim... needed a relaxing lunch. He has been depressed, and it has been affecting his productivity. How is that not work related? |
| Toby: | He seems fine to me. |
| Michael Scott: | You're not his friend, you don't know. He is in love with a girl he works with who's engaged, so cut me some slack, please. |
| Kelly: | Pam?! |
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| Toby: | You're into trains? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Have been my whole life. I'm rebuilding a turn-of-the-century steam engine in my slaughter house. |
| Toby: | That's so cool! Wow I'd love to take a look at that. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yeah it's just a run of the mill slaughter house but sure, anytime. |
| Toby: | Well, you know, because of the trains. |
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| Toby: | Can I talk to you in your office? It'll just take two seconds. |
| Michael Scott: | Literally two seconds? |
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| Toby: | Technically, I am in Human Resouces, and Dwight was asking about human anotomy... I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly. |
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| [Michael sits in the conference with Gabe and Toby] | |
| Gabe: | Legal says, the best way to protect us from a lawsuit is to call this a stress induced outburst. You will have to undergo six sessions of counselling. |
| Michael Scott: | That's it? Really? That's nothing. Alright! It's highway robbery. |
| Gabe: | Well, that's the spirit! |
| Michael Scott: | I can do that. |
| Gabe: | And uh, you will do your counselling right here because our HR staff are all certified counsellors. |
| Michael Scott: | Ok. Wait what? |
| Toby: | Yeah, I'm really looking forward to working with you Michael. |
| Michael Scott: | [to Gabe] Is there another option. |
| Gabe: | [confused] The alternative is termination. |
| [Michael doesn't answer] | |
| Gabe: | Michael? |
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