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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 8 - Christmas Wishes

The Office Season 8 Quotes - Christmas Wishes

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Erin: Kelly.
Kelly: Yo!
Erin: Game on.
Kelly: On it.
[Kelly immediately goes into mode and walks over to where Andy's girlfriend and a group are laughing]
Kelly: Jessica did you just fart? [everyone goes silent]
[cut to talking head]
Kelly: And that is how it's done.
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[Erin approaches the bar, drunk]
Erin: I would like another alcohol.
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Robert California: The Corporate party was wretched. I am so tired of the Black Eyed Peas. It's rock and roll for people who don't like rock and roll, it's rap for people who don't like rap, it's pop for people who don't like pop.
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Toby: You know this, sounds a lot like the premise of my latest Chad Flenderson novel, A Murder For Framing. [cut to talking head] Chad Flenderson. Just an easy-going black guy who knows the streets--yet he also went to Oxford. So. Just as comfortable on a motorcycle as he is on Air Force One. Oh and he's also the world's leading Egyptologist.
Angela: Toby! Nobody cares about your sex-crazed, black detective.
Toby: No no no no no, women chase him. He misses his wife.
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Andy: Hey! Have you had anything else to eat besides candy canes?
Erin: Every martini has an olive.
Andy: Ok. Maybe I should make you some oatmeal or something.
Kevin: I don't wanna put you out. But if someone's making oatmeal I'll take an apple cinnamon and a maple brown sugar in one bowl, with whole milk.
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Meredith: What are you smiling for? You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Andy: I'm sure I am not. Let's get you home.
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[Andy opens Meredith's trunk and things fall out]
Meredith: [screaming and drunk] Whoa! My stuff!!
Andy: What? What is all that?!
Meredith: It's my valuables! This is my treasures--
Andy: [throwing them back in] It's junk.
Meredith: No they're my treasures!
Andy: You're a hoarder my God!
Meredith: Not I'm not I'm gonna sell it on eBay! No no no you be careful. Be careful!
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