You are giving me this raise, I deserve this raise. Yes! Yes! Yes! AHH!
The least you could do is keep my salary consistent with inflation, WAKAH! Yes! Why are you gonna give me this raise? Why? Because... I'm awesome! I am AWESOOOME!
Michael, it has nothing to with your looks, okay? It's your it's your personality. I mean you're obnoxious, and rude, and, and, and stupid. And you do have coffee breath, by the way. And, and, I don't agree about the B.O., but you are very, very inconsiderate.
[about performance reviews] No, no, no. I finished all of that. I'm very fast. Well, I'm not too fast. Not like wham bam thank you ma'am. But, I do say 'thank you ma'am.' But, um... not like wham bam... not that there's anything wrong with wham bam... if it's consensual. We're talking about office... stuff.
I'm a little confused, because first it's all kissy kissy, then it's all like regret, 'cause oh I regret that. But wait I'm still going to call you... but but wait we're only going to talk about business... but wait I can fire you if I don''t like what you''re doing... but wait what were we talking about at the restaurant? Business.
Ah, you know what, I am just going to zone you out for the rest of today. Okay, I need to stay focused. And I don't have to see you tomorrow, or Sunday, please don't call me, and we'll see how things go no Monday.
I just want to know, from the horse's mouth, what is the dealio. Am I too short?
You know, Michael-- Michael it has nothing to do with your looks, ok? It's your personality. I mean, you're obnoxious, and rude, and stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way. And-- and I don't agree about the B.O. but you are very, very inconsiderate.
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