The Office Season 7 Quotes - Training Day
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| Dwight Schrute: | Thanks for meeting me. |
| Michael Scott: | Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle. Where'd you find him? |
| Dwight Schrute: | There's no turtle, Michael. I just wanted to get you here. |
| Michael Scott: | Ugh, c'mon, you know me, Dwight. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I do know you, Michael. I'm your right-hand guy. I can't be the right hand to a completely new guy. |
| Michael Scott: | Now I'm going to have to go online and look at turtles or else I'm going to be off the whole day. |
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| Deangelo: | Could you say the greeting without saying your name? |
| Erin: | "Dunder Mifflin, this is." Oh, yeah I like it. |
| Deangelo: | "Dunder Mifflin, how may I asisst you?" |
| Michael Scott: | I sorta liked the old way. |
| Deangelo: | I just prefer it without the name, I thought... you know. I gotta start managing at some point, right? |
| Michael Scott: | You're right, I'm sorry... but if it's not a big deal, I think we should stick with the old way. |
| Deangelo: | It really isn't. |
| Erin: | Ok, good. |
| Deangelo: | Well... I'd like to change it actually. |
| Michael Scott: | Well, whatever you think will work. |
| Deangelo: | Yeah, I think a change would be nice. |
| Michael Scott: | Or you could do the old way, whichever ever one you think you should do... |
| [the phone rings, Erin looks utterly confused, both bosses are waiting to see what she says, she looks to Gabe for help, she answers the phone] | |
| Erin: | [answers]...uh...I'm so sorry. [hangs up] |
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| Michael Scott: | Deangelo's great, I love the guy, but I’m not sure he’s a good fit for the office. And also, I’m not sure if I love the guy. |
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| Deangelo: | The last time I touched a peanut, I was itchy for three days! I took baths constantly! I missed the OJ verdict! I had to read about it in the paper like an idiot. |
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| Deangelo: | I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I Don't Care About." |
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| Kevin: | Nope it's not Ashton Kutcher, it's Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart. [winks] |
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| Michael Scott: | As you know, one of my favorite things is fanfare for its own sake. So without further adue, let's all start clapping. |
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| Deangelo: | You're not going skiing are you? |
| Michael Scott: | Oh, no. I don't want to end up like Sonny Bobo. |
| Deangelo: | That's good sense. Everyone I know who skis is dead. |
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| Deangelo: | [toasting] To beginnings, and to endings. |
| Michael Scott: | [toasting] And to middles: The unsung heroes. And to moms. |
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| Oscar: | We stopped reading memos because everyone marks them as urgent. |
| Michael Scott: | Ok, I mark it as Urgent A, Urgent B, Urgent C, Urgent D. Urgent A is the most important. Urgent D you don’t even really have to worry about. |
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| Jim Halpert: | So, if you touch a peanut, you don't die or go into shock or anything? |
| Deangelo: | No, Jim. Not everything is life and death. I want to be comfortable. |
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| Deangelo: | Why do you use your name when you answer the phone? |
| Erin: | Oh that's how Pam does it. I just copy her. She's sort of a living legend. |
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| Deangelo: | The best place to go whale watching is on the west coast. If you're gonna go whale watching on the east coast, you might wanna bring a magazine called "West Coast Whales"... |
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| Michael Scott: | Do not tell my fiance I'm drinking on a Wednesday. |
| Deangelo: | Haha. I won't...I don't know her. |
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| Deangelo: | You know, I actually tried to start an animal olympics. |
| Michael Scott: | Really? What happened. |
| Deangelo: | Yeah, life happened. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Did I want to be made manager? Sure. A great opportunity squandered? Absolutely. A crushing blow? Yes. Will I get over it? ...No. But life goes on... not for me. |
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| Michael Scott: | [holding snack plate] Snack time! It’s the witching hour. It is the sandwiching hour. |
| Phyllis: | What kind of sandwhiches? |
| Michael Scott: | PB&J. My mom's recipe. |
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| Deangelo: | [opening up for a hug] C'mon... bring it in. [Michael stands there, Deangelo turns to leave, Michael runs up from behind to hug him] |
| Michael Scott: | [hugging] Why did you have to be so damn good? |
| Deangelo: | I... I'm adequite. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Uh oh! Somebody's hitting off with the new boss! |
| Jim Halpert: | They don't ever talk about careers that were MADE because of unplanned pregnancies. |
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| Deangelo: | I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven. I have a peanut allergy, something I live with. It’s a part of me. I’ve learned to cope with it. |
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| Deangelo: | How do you usually start the meetings? Do you start with some chit chat or do you just dive right in? |
| Michael Scott: | I start with some jokes... you might want to develop a few characters. |
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| Deangelo: | Get your senioritis on. It’s Lake Havasu time! |
| Michael Scott: | I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working. |
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| Michael Scott: | So you guys decided to have an orgy and not call me? C'mon! I call middle! |
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| Darryl: | It's cool that you like the southwest. It's one of my favorite regions. [cut to talking head] "It's one of my favorite regions" --did I just sound totally lame? [thinks] ...huh, it sounded good. [cut back to talking with Deangelo] I love the desert. It's one of my favorite ecosystems. |
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| Deangelo: | Hey funny guy, I'm having a mid-day lull here. Make me laugh. |
| Andy: | Uh... ok... here we go... ok, what... do African Americans call... uh... |
| Erin: | Deangelo? Did you order a barber? |
| Deangelo: | Oh yeah! Come on back here. Put a pin in that, I can't wait to hear the rest... [leaves] |
| Darryl: | Hmmm... finish the joke, Andy. What do African Americans call? |
| Andy: | I don't know! Help me! |
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| Oscar: | Michael is leaving, and apparently they already hired a new manager. And we're meeting him today. It's a lot to process... paperwork wise. |
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| Andy: | I wasn't even trying to make a joke. But I guess I've always been sorta... quirkey, off-beat, twisted. |
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