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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 7 - Training Day

The Office Season 7 Quotes - Training Day

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Dwight Schrute: Thanks for meeting me.
Michael Scott: Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle. Where'd you find him?
Dwight Schrute: There's no turtle, Michael. I just wanted to get you here.
Michael Scott: Ugh, c'mon, you know me, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: I do know you, Michael. I'm your right-hand guy. I can't be the right hand to a completely new guy.
Michael Scott: Now I'm going to have to go online and look at turtles or else I'm going to be off the whole day.
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Deangelo: Could you say the greeting without saying your name?
Erin: "Dunder Mifflin, this is." Oh, yeah I like it.
Deangelo: "Dunder Mifflin, how may I asisst you?"
Michael Scott: I sorta liked the old way.
Deangelo: I just prefer it without the name, I thought... you know. I gotta start managing at some point, right?
Michael Scott: You're right, I'm sorry... but if it's not a big deal, I think we should stick with the old way.
Deangelo: It really isn't.
Erin: Ok, good.
Deangelo: Well... I'd like to change it actually.
Michael Scott: Well, whatever you think will work.
Deangelo: Yeah, I think a change would be nice.
Michael Scott: Or you could do the old way, whichever ever one you think you should do...
[the phone rings, Erin looks utterly confused, both bosses are waiting to see what she says, she looks to Gabe for help, she answers the phone]
Erin: [answers]...uh...I'm so sorry. [hangs up]
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Michael Scott: Deangelo's great, I love the guy, but I’m not sure he’s a good fit for the office. And also, I’m not sure if I love the guy.
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Deangelo: The last time I touched a peanut, I was itchy for three days! I took baths constantly! I missed the OJ verdict! I had to read about it in the paper like an idiot.
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Deangelo: I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I Don't Care About."
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Kevin: Nope it's not Ashton Kutcher, it's Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart. [winks]
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Oscar: We stopped reading memos because everyone marks them as urgent.
Michael Scott: Ok, I mark it as Urgent A, Urgent B, Urgent C, Urgent D. Urgent A is the most important. Urgent D you don’t even really have to worry about.
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Kevin: Hey Deangelo what do you think about bald people? I hate them.
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Deangelo: Why do you use your name when you answer the phone?
Erin: Oh that's how Pam does it. I just copy her. She's sort of a living legend.
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Michael Scott: As you know, one of my favorite things is fanfare for its own sake. So without further adue, let's all start clapping.
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Deangelo: You're not going skiing are you?
Michael Scott: Oh, no. I don't want to end up like Sonny Bobo.
Deangelo: That's good sense. Everyone I know who skis is dead.
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Deangelo: [toasting] To beginnings, and to endings.
Michael Scott: [toasting] And to middles: The unsung heroes. And to moms.
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Dwight Schrute: Did I want to be made manager? Sure. A great opportunity squandered? Absolutely. A crushing blow? Yes. Will I get over it? ...No. But life goes on... not for me.
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Michael Scott: [holding snack plate] Snack time! It’s the witching hour. It is the sandwiching hour.
Phyllis: What kind of sandwhiches?
Michael Scott: PB&J. My mom's recipe.
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Jim Halpert: So, if you touch a peanut, you don't die or go into shock or anything?
Deangelo: No, Jim. Not everything is life and death. I want to be comfortable.
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Deangelo: The best place to go whale watching is on the west coast. If you're gonna go whale watching on the east coast, you might wanna bring a magazine called "West Coast Whales"...
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Michael Scott: This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap.
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Michael Scott: Do not tell my fiance I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
Deangelo: Haha. I won't...I don't know her.
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Deangelo: You know, I actually tried to start an animal olympics.
Michael Scott: Really? What happened.
Deangelo: Yeah, life happened.
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Deangelo: [opening up for a hug] C'mon... bring it in. [Michael stands there, Deangelo turns to leave, Michael runs up from behind to hug him]
Michael Scott: [hugging] Why did you have to be so damn good?
Deangelo: I... I'm adequite.
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Michael Scott: So you guys decided to have an orgy and not call me? C'mon! I call middle!
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Deangelo: Hey funny guy, I'm having a mid-day lull here. Make me laugh.
Andy: Uh... ok... here we go... ok, what... do African Americans call... uh...
Erin: Deangelo? Did you order a barber?
Deangelo: Oh yeah! Come on back here. Put a pin in that, I can't wait to hear the rest... [leaves]
Darryl: Hmmm... finish the joke, Andy. What do African Americans call?
Andy: I don't know! Help me!
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Pam Beesly: Uh oh! Somebody's hitting off with the new boss!
Jim Halpert: They don't ever talk about careers that were MADE because of unplanned pregnancies.
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Deangelo: I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven. I have a peanut allergy, something I live with. It’s a part of me. I’ve learned to cope with it.
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Deangelo: How do you usually start the meetings? Do you start with some chit chat or do you just dive right in?
Michael Scott: I start with some jokes... you might want to develop a few characters.
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Deangelo: Get your senioritis on. It’s Lake Havasu time!
Michael Scott: I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working.
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Darryl: It's cool that you like the southwest. It's one of my favorite regions. [cut to talking head] "It's one of my favorite regions" --did I just sound totally lame? [thinks] ...huh, it sounded good. [cut back to talking with Deangelo] I love the desert. It's one of my favorite ecosystems.
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Oscar: Michael is leaving, and apparently they already hired a new manager. And we're meeting him today. It's a lot to process... paperwork wise.
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Andy: I wasn't even trying to make a joke. But I guess I've always been sorta... quirkey, off-beat, twisted.
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Erin: [shaving Michael] Ok, Michael, can you stop talking? I'm going to shave your lips.
Michael Scott: [worried] You don't shave my lips!
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