Last night, I dreamed that the number two was the most valued number in the world. The vice-president had all the power, athletes fought for silver medals, women were considered the best gender, and stadiums of fans shouted, "we're number two!" As with all my dreams, I'm guessing it was about my fear of immigrants.
If we as a group make five mistakes in a day, something bad happens. Like we block Minesweeper.
Or in this case an email gets sent to Robert California containing the consultant's report from last year. Remember the one that recommended the branch be shut down? [the conference room gets upset] And as a failsafe, every negative email you've ever written about him, to the group, will also be forwarded to him.
What emails are you talking about?
[reading] "Robert's favorite songs: 'Creep' by TLC, 'Creep' by Radiohead." Remember that one Jim? [reading another] "There's no way he hasn't strangled at least one stripper." Oscar. "He eats his yogurt like he's punishing it for disappointing him." Kelly.
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