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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 6 - Sabre

The Office Season 6 Quotes - Sabre

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[trying to repack a box]
Oscar: Did we try printer first? Shredder at an angle? Fax, cable, then the scanner upside down?
Pam Beesly: Yes.
Creed: Have you tried making everything smaller.
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Michael Scott: Scissor me!
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Michael Scott: We will still get to use the little cups though, right?
Gabe: Little cups? Like, uh, paper or plastic or?
Michael Scott: I don't know what they're made of.
Dwight Schrute: They're two ounce paper cups dipped in plastic he goes through twenty a day.
Gabe: Ok. Well. I bet you could fit twenty little cups of water in your aluminum bottle.
Michael Scott: You know what can't fit in a bottle are the twenty little trips I take to the cooler. And the twenty little scans I do of everybody to make sure everything's running smoothy and the twenty conversations that I have with Stanley.
Stanley: That's okay.
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Michael Scott: There are very few things that would make me not want to team up with David Wallace. And "Suck It" is one of 'em.
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Michael Scott: [singing] I got a big box yes I do! I got a big box how 'bout you!
Erin: I got a big box yes I do, I got a big box how 'bout you! [to Oscar]
Oscar: I think you don't know what you're saying.
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Michael Scott: Ok everybody, listen up. I have some bad news. Due to circumstances beyond my control--
Dwight Schrute: Impulsivity and inattention to detail.
Michael Scott: Hey! I have opened a box, which should not have been opened--
Dwight Schrute: Terrible mistake.
Michael Scott: --and distributed things which should not have been distributed.
Dwight Schrute: Undistributable.
Pam Beesly: Well maybe we can put it back together?
Dwight Schrute: Impossible. He opened it like an ape.
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Michael Scott: I had a very good thing going with David Wallace. He was a good guy, was somebody I could trust. There he is. [picks up a framed photo of him and David] You can really see that he is ok taking a picture with me. Even though I was there for disciplinary reasons.
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Jim Halpert: [mocking the Sabre introductory video] So you've just been shown a non-sensical video. You're probably wondering, what's going on? Well you're not alone.
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[walking into a daycare]
Jim Halpert: Ok this is officially the cutest thing I've ever seen. Cubbies! I forgot about cubbies!
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Michael Scott: I miss the old Dunder Mifflin. Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate.
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[separate talking head interviews]
Erin: I think when Andy asks me out he's gonna try to top what he did with the drumline. I can't wait to see what he comes up with!
Andy: Ball's totally in Erin's court. After the whole drumline thing.
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Jim Halpert: There was one thing we were curious about. Your flexibility on things like Easter or Memorial Day because we might wanna change our days around a little bit.
Daycare owner: That seems a bit premature, don't you think. I don't even know if I have a space for you yet and you're already lining up your holiday plans.
Jim Halpert: Oh no sorry. Um, we're planners. But were also flexible too so you know what, maybe we could just discuss it when the time comes.
Daycare owner: Yep. If the time comes we can discuss it.
[long pause]
Pam Beesly: Is this because Jim walked in on you going to the bathroom?
Jim Halpert: Whhat.
Daycare owner: Seriously? You told her?
Pam Beesly: Did I? It might have come up while we were waiting for you.
Daycare owner: And you thought that might have something to do with how the meeting is going.
Jim Halpert: No I didn't--
Pam Beesly: Maybe because it doesn't seem to be going super well.
Daycare owner: Well. You didn't consider the fact that it might not be going super well just because it might not be going super well?
Pam Beesly: Nope. 'Cause we're really nice people but you don't seem to like us.
Daycare owner: I'm being perfectly pleasant. Do you ever consider that you might not be as charming as you think you are.
Jim Halpert: Ohhh. This coming from the guy who still uses a children's toilet? [long silence] Why didn't you just lock the door, man?
Daycare owner: It doesn't lock, for the children's safety.
Jim Halpert: Anybody could have walked in.
Daycare owner: Story time.
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Michael Scott: Well. I'm not really one for making speeches.
Scattered: Since when? / Yes you are. / You make a lot...
Michael Scott: But I-- I feel pretty good right now. I really do. A lot better than I did earlier, let me tell you.
Angela: That's your toast?
Michael Scott: No. This is my toast. I think this whole thing with Sabre's going to work out. I have a very good feeling about it.
Phyllis: Michael this isn't a toast you're just thinking out loud.
Michael Scott: Here's my toast. Orange juice. [pointing to bottle] Is in here. And like Sabre, it is from Florida. And it is good.
Kevin: Just 'cause you have liquid doesn't make it a toast.
Michael Scott: Here's the toast! I'm gonna do it now. Raise, your container, to us, and to Sabre!
[everyone drinks]
Michael Scott: Mmmm. Wow that is metallicy. That's like drinking a battery. Really gets you in the fillings doesn't it. Wha--anyway, welcome.
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Dwight Schrute: Welcome. Scranton hotdog from Scranton?
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[Saber introductory video]
Christian Slater: So you've just been bought by Sabre. You've probably got a lot of questions. Hi, I'm Christian Slater. What's it like to work for Sabre? Let's find out together. Working at Sabre means taking on the challenge of the road that rises to meet you. Sabre, respecting the past. And opening the window to the future. Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At Sabre, you will.
Jo Bennett: You'll find it easy to embrace the Sabre spirit, welcome! We're very excited to go on this journey with you.
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Andy: Hey any fun weekend plans?
Erin: No. You?
Andy: Ah, no, actually. [long pause] So nothing. No movies, or parties, or anything you might wanna invite someone to?
Erin: Nothing. It's wide open.
[Andy walks away; cut to talking head]
Andy: That's as hard as I can hint.
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Michael Scott: You know when people say, getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to them? I feel sorry for those people. That's? The best thing? Really? Yugh!
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Michael Scott: Gabe seems tall. Hope we get along.
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Jim Halpert: [quickly] I walked in on someone in the bathroom.
Pam Beesly: What?
Jim Halpert: I just walked in on someone in the bathroom.
Pam Beesly: Who?
Jim Halpert: I donno.
Pam Beesly: The--
Jim Halpert: I donno.
Pam Beesly: The guy we're meeting with?
Jim Halpert: I donno. I donno.
[Jim pulls Pam away]
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Meredith: Hey who the hell's going through our stuff?
Gabe: Actually, that's Nick. He's your new "IT" guy, uh. He's setting up a site blocker. Mostly blocking the inappropriate sites. And then there are the time wasting sites, like Twitter, Youtube. We are blocking those as well.
[cut to talking head]
Michael Scott: Mmm nope. Don't like that.
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Michael Scott: [reversing out of David Wallace's driveway, with David waving outside] Well that's not the David Wallace that I remember. That, is some sort of... weird creature, that lives in David Wallace's house. Oh my God. [to David] Alright! Get me out of here...
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Gabe: At Sabre, we really encourage honest communication. You should always feel free, to express your thoughts,--
Meredith: [yelling] Talk about vacation dayssss...
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Gabe: Ok did everyone get one? With these bottles we eliminate the need for plastic water bottles, which are the scourge of the environment.
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Michael Scott: I have come here today to talk to Mr. David Wallace about this whole thing going on with Sabre. He will know exactly what to do. He is not a fan of me dropping by unannounced. But then again, who is?
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Michael Scott: What are you thinking?
David Wallace: It's a tough one.
Michael Scott: It is a tough one.
David Wallace: I don't have any ideas for you.
Michael Scott: Yeah. But one would be good.
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[in David Wallace's hottub]
David Wallace: I wanna tell you about a business idea I have.
Michael Scott: Ok.
David Wallace: You know how kids leave their toys everywhere? Ok. So this is a vacuum. It's like a Shop Vac type of thing. Vroop! Teaches kids how to pick up their own toys. Right? Baseball gloves, uh, hacky sacks, drum sticks. Vroop! Picks it up.
Michael Scott: So the kid's making the noise to pick it up?
David Wallace: No. No, no, no, that's the vacuum noise. You don't like it.
Michael Scott: No, I think it's...
David Wallace: No, no it's ok. Another guy form Dunder Mifflin, Arnie from Research. He's gonna draw up the prototype. And uh... It's like a Shop Vac. Vroop! Did I, say that?
Michael Scott: Yep.
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Pam Beesley: We found a great local daycare. It's rated really high by all the local parenting websites. That means it's really hard to get into.
Jim Halpert: It turns out a lot of parents want the very best for their kids.
Pam Beasley: We're hoping our interview seals the deal.
Jim Halpert: But if not, theres always the army. The infantry.
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