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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 6 - Scotts Tots

The Office Season 6 Quotes - Scotts Tots

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Michael Scott: I just--I fell in love with these kids. And I didn't want to see them fall victim to the system. So I made 'em a promise. I told them if they graduated from high school, I would pay for their college education. I have made some empty promises in my life but, hands down that was the most generous.
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Michael Scott: I'm not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was thirty, but I wasn't even close. Then I thought maybe by forty, but by forty I had less money than I did when I was thirty.
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Dwight Schrute: [checks watch] Five minutes ahead of schedule... Right on schedule.
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Jim Halpert: Hey. What's up?
Michael Scott: What if I told you I had done the worst thing ever. Would you still wanna be my friend?
Jim Halpert: Did you murder someone?
Erin: [gasps] Oh my God.
Michael Scott: Lurk much?
[Erin gets up and walks toward the door]
Michael Scott: I miss Pam.
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Dwight Schrute: Also, this should be accompanied by a monetary prize.
Jim Halpert: Well, in an ideal world--
Dwight Schrute: In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just me a fist for punching.
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Michael Scott: Now, I can't pay for your college. But you don't have to go to class, to be in class. Online classes are a viable option to a traditional college experience. [unzips suitcase] And the best way to access those courses is with your own personal laptop. Which is rendered useless, without batteries. And I have one for each of you.
[the entire room erupts with outrage]
Michael Scott: Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on.
[the room quiets]
Michael Scott: They're lithium!
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Michael Scott: I'm not a bad news person I bring good news! Like when I promised those kids I'd pay for college!
[Stanley cracks up]
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Andy: Employee of the month. Every awesome place I've worked at had one.
[cut to talking head]
Andy: [listing companies] Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, AIG... my summer at Enron.
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Dwight Schrute: Heyy! Jimmy, what's up?
Jim Halpert: [surprised] Not much.
Dwight Schrute: Cool! Very cool. I bet if you tried, you could grow the best beard of anyone in this office!
Michael Scott: Thanks Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: That laugh is so infectious!
Michael Scott: Creepin' me out. I'm gonna go. [turns to leave]
Dwight Schrute: I didn't mean any of those things I just said.
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Group: Hey Mister Scott, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do make our dreams come true! Hey Mister Scott, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do make our dreams come true!
Student: You came into our lives and made a promise. That made us honest. Made us realize, we don't need to compromise!
Group: We can have it all!
Student: 'Cause you made it possible. For us to achieve the improbable
Group: Hey Mister Scott, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do make our dreams come true!
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Creed: Guys, I'm starting to think Pam's not even pregnant.
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Ryan: Ok. So, um. Listen. I know about your diabolical plan.
Dwight Schrute: What?! "Diabolical plan?" I wouldn't even know how to begin a--
[Ryan holds up a report: My Diabolical Plan by Dwight K. Schrute]
Ryan: I found a copy of it in the copier tray.
Dwight Schrute: So what do you want.
Ryan: I want the same thing you want. I want to take Jim Halpert Down. I want in.
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Michael Scott: What do you want from this job, provided the company doesn't go out of business.
Erin: I've always wondered what it might be to be an accountant.
Michael Scott: Really.
Erin: Yes, but I'm terrible at math. So. [giggles]
Michael Scott: You know when I hired Kevin, he was actually applying for a job in the warehouse.
Erin: Seriously?
Michael Scott: Yeah. I just sort of had a feeling about him. [pause] I have a feeling about you too.
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Jim Halpert: Ok, ladies and gentlemen, welcome! I know you're all very excited but, no matter who gets this, 'I just wanna say that you guys are all employees of the month' in my eyes.
[exaggerated laugh from Dwight]
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Erin: The principal told me that ninety percent of Scott's Tots are on track to graduate and that's thirty-five percent higher than the rest of the school. I think that if you hadn't made that promise a lot of them would've dropped out, which is something to think about, I think.
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Michael Scott: How about this. If you can find a way to pay for your tuition, let me buy your books. Ok?
Student: They're expensive.
Michael Scott: Yeah, well. I owe you that, at least, right?
Student: It's about a thousand dollars?
Michael Scott: [exhales] Really. Wow. That's... over two hundred dollars a year.
Student: No. A thousand each year.
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Michael Scott: Wow, uh... I am never going to forget today. Not a chance. I don't think I could ever give back to you what you have given me today. Who here has done something stupid in their lives? Like skipped out on study hall or mix up the difference between A gym and B gym, that sort of thing. Show of hands, anybody? Yes! A bunch of you. Well me too, I have done something stupid. Which I would like to share. Um--
[school bell rings]
Michael Scott: Should we go?
Principal: No, no, we're okay. It's a double period.
Michael Scott: Ah. Alright. I came here today because I promised you tuition. And tuition is very valuable. But, you know what's invaluable? Is intuition. You know what that is? That is the ability to know when something is about to happen. Does anybody out there have intution? And know what's going to happen, next? Nobody? Ok. You're gonna make me say it. Alright. I am so proud of all of you. Derrick, and Lefevre. And, and Ben and Ianna and Mikyla. And Nikki and Jason and... Sorry I'm sort of spacing on your name...
Zyan: I'm Zyan. I'm Mikyla's younger brother.
Michael Scott: Well Zyan I am not going to be paying for your tuition.
[sportive laughter from the room]
Michael Scott: Which brings me to my main point. And that is that I will not be able to pay for anybody's tuition. I'm so sorry.
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[Andy knocks on door and walks into Michael's office]
Andy: You wanted to see me?
Michael Scott: Yeah. Have a seat.
Andy: Is it serious? [pauses] Wow. Andy's a wittle scarwed.
Michael Scott: [points at Andy] Right there is the problem. There have been reports around the office that you have been... talking baby talk.
Andy: Why would people say that?
Michael Scott: Well, I have it on good authority that you said the following. [hands Andy note card] Can you read that back to me?
Andy: "Andy have a boo-boo tummy."
Andy: Would you rather me say, 'Hey guys my irritable bowl syndrome is flaring up. Crazy diarrhea happening.' Cause things can get real adult real fast.
Michael Scott: You are also on record as saying 'Wittle-ittle, footy-wooty, numb-numbs, jammies make boom-boom widicowous and whode iwand.'
Andy: Do I sometimes replace r's with w's? Do I sometimes repeat a word to get my point across? Well if I do, Andy sowwy.
Michael Scott: You can't be a baby in the office. It makes me look like I hire babies.
Andy: Well, if we're complaning, a lot of people think your Elvis voice is annoying.
Michael Scott: Okay, who said that?
Andy: I... just people. For the record I think it's pretty fantastic.
Michael Scott: [impersonating Elvis] Well, thank you. Thank you a lot. And for what it's worth I think your baby voice is tops.
Andy: Tchank you Mr. Elphis.
Michael Scott: Your're welcome baby.
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