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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 8 - Welcome Party

The Office Season 8 Quotes - Welcome Party

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Dwight Schrute: I wonder if King sized sheets are called 'Presidential' in England... I really should have a Tweeter account, shouldn't I?
Jim Halpert: Yes, you should.
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Dwight Schrute: Those must be painful memories. If it'll help, I could hit you in the brain stem with this candle stick.
Nellie: Thank you... no.
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Jim Halpert: Oh, Nellie, we're so sorry. We were just...
Nellie: I see you've discovered 'Benjamin.' That's what I call my box full of photos of Henry.
Dwight Schrute: [Long, awkward pause] Why not call
Jim Halpert: Shhhhhh!
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Jessica: What are you doing here?
Andy: Hi, super duper honesty time. I'm not gay. In fact, I'm so not gay that I am in love with a girl. Her name is Erin Hannon and she is right there [points to Erin] [Erin awkwardly waves]. She's sweet, funny, and beautiful, and total relationship material.
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