Robert Quotes From The Office
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| Dwight Schrute: | I can get you exotic meats... Hippo steaks, giraffe burgers. |
| Robert California: | We'll talk. |
| [To the camera] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | It'll all be goat. |
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| [Andy takes a phone call after hiring Mrs. California] | |
| Andy: | Hello. |
| Robert California: | [on the phone] Say hello grandma. |
| Andy: | Hi gam gam. |
| Robert California: | Hold one finger up to Susan you'll just be a second. [pause] You numbskull! You were given a very specific task. I could not have been more clear with you! Now say are you taking your medicine. |
| Andy: | Are you taking your med meds? |
| Robert California: | Why can you not say exactly what I tell you? Undo this. Undo it. |
| [Andy hangs up the phone] | |
| Susan California: | You didn't say good-bye to your grandmother. |
| Andy: | We promised we'd never say good-bye. |
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| Robert California: | There's something about an underdog that really inspires the unexceptional. |
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| Robert California: | Of course I am not interested in the goats. Why would you spend so much time going over the goats with me? |
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| Robert California | Jim your daughter Cecilia, what does she think of the Street? |
| Jim Halpert | Uh... the street? |
| Robert California | Sesame Street. |
| Jim Halpert | Oh! I didn't know anybody called it--she likes it a lot. She loves Elmo. |
| Robert California | Elmo. God save us... the Elmo era. Sesame Street was created to reflect the environment of the children watching it. The complete self-absorption of Elmo is brilliantly reflective of our time. Our's is a cultural ghetto. Wouldn't you agree? |
| Jim Halpert | Yeah... she does like Elmo. |
| Oscar | Cultural ghetto... Totally agree. |
| Phyllis | Completely. |
| Darryl | Apt. Apt analysis, Robert. |
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| Andy | The Friday before Columbus Day. Thoughts? |
| Robert California | What are your thoughts? |
| Andy | Just making chit chat... Kind of a medium year for women's soccer, no? |
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| Robert California | Now then, how are we today? |
| Kelly Kapoor | Fine. |
| Toby Flenderson | Great. |
| Robert California | Just fine, Kelly? Everything alright? |
| Kelly Kapoor | Mh-hm. |
| Robert California | Are you feeling fulfilled in your life? |
| Kelly Kapoor | I guess. |
| Robert California | You guess? So there is something you want that you do not have? |
| Kelly Kapoor | Try not to think about it. |
| Robert California | Because it's too terrifying to imagine? Now we're cooking. What is it Kelly? What is this great fear of yours? |
| Kelly Kapoor | Never marrying. |
| Robert California | Yes. Dying alone, that is very scary. And how are you, Toby? |
| Toby Flenderson | I'm.. I'm just great. |