Robert Quotes From The Office
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| Robert California | Dwight, the job is not right for you. Now, when something comes along that is right for you, I'll try you out. Now get the hell out of my place. |
| Dwight Schrute | Yes. |
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| Robert California: | [to Andy on Halloween] ... and on this day of fantasy you chose to a laborer. |
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| Robert California | Florida is America's basement. It's wet, it's filled with mold, the strange insects... alligators... alligators are dinosaurs, Dwight! You knew that right? |
| Dwight Schrute | Hmm... it's complicated. |
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| Robert California: | The Corporate party was wretched. I am so tired of the Black Eyed Peas. It's rock and roll for people who don't like rock and roll, it's rap for people who don't like rap, it's pop for people who don't like pop. |
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| Erin | [catches Robert's glance] Here we go. |
| Robert California | Hello! |
| Erin | Robert California. Let's have a conversation! |
| Robert California | Describe your day so far. |
| Erin | Well, I woke up, and-- |
| Robert California | Erin when you recount your day never say you woke up. That's a waste of your time. That's how every day is begun for everyone since the dawn of man. |
| Erin | Very smart. Very smart! ...Suddenly, I was awake. |
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| Robert California | Let me tell you some things I find productive. Positive reinforcement. Negative reinforcement. Honesty. I'll tell you some thing I find unproductive. Constantly worrying about where you stand based on inscrutible social cues, and then inevitably reframing it all in a reassuring way so that you can get to sleep at night. No, I do not believe in that at all. If I invited you to lunch, I think you're a winner. If I didn't I don't. But I just met you all. Life is long, opinons change. Winners, prove me right. Losers, prove me wrong. |