The Office Season 6 Quotes - St Patricks Day
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| Dwight Shrute: | Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass have been away on maternity leave. But now Tweedle Dumbass is back and we have a problem. Yes, getting hooked on Megadesk was my own damn fault. But, [sighs] I don't care about assigning blame. All I care about, is Megadesk. That is all I care about. Getting. More. Megadesk. |
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| Dwight Shrute: | They say, that no man is an island. False. I am an island. And this island, is volcanic. And it is about to erupt, with the molten hot lava... of strategy. |
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| Dwight Shrute: | Ah, that baby is just discovering the whole wide world right now. |
| Jim Halpert: | It's pretty amazing. |
| Dwight Shrute: | What up is, what down is, who mom is. Who dad is. It must be tough being here with all that going on. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh it's tough being here for a lot of reasons. |
| Dwight Shrute: | I mean, you're here at work, the baby thinks that the refrigerator is its father. |
| Jim Halpert: | Is that what happened to you? |
| Dwight Shrute: | [seriously] I'll tell you what happened to me. I didn't see my father for the first two years of my life. I thought my mother was my father, and my wet nurse was my mother. |
| Jim Halpert: | Well that's a common mistake. |
| Dwight Shrute: | Turned out fine for me. But Mose. Same story... Different. Ending. |
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| Michael Scott: | It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas. |
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| Angela: | [hearing Erin sneezing] Hey! Are you sick? |
| Erin: | Oh, no, I just have a little indigestion. |
| Angela: | In your nose. |
| Erin: | Yes. |
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| Michael Scott: | Do I really wanna turn out like Gabe? 26. Single. Tied to my desk. No life no family. I want to have been married by the time I would've turned thirty. That's just... that's just depressing. |
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| Dwight Shrute: | What the hell is this? This is not Megadesk. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh! No, it's not. They call it Quad-desk. |
| Dwight Shrute: | That's ridiculous, this is made up of three desks. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh my God. We're gonna have to rename it then aren't we. |
| Dwight Shrute: | [answering ringing phone underneath the desks] Hello Dwight Schrute? |
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| Andy: | Erin and I have our first date tonight. And it has to be perfect. Why? Because according to How I Met Your Mother, that's the date that your kids are going to wait patiently to hear about and you'd better have a good story to tell them. |
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| Erin: | I'm a little sick but I don't want to miss my date with Andy. I'll get better. Whenever I get sick it goes away within a few hours. Except once when I was in the hospital, from age three to six. |
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| Erin: | [answering her door] Oh! Andy. |
| Andy: | Hi. |
| Erin: | Oh I'm in my jammie-jams. |
| Andy: | That's ok I'm in my workie-works. You look amazing! |
| Erin: | Thank-- come in! |
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| Meredith: | Stop fighting! Just on St. Patrick's Day ok? Just one, perfect day a year. No hassles. No problems. No kids. |
| Ryan: | Why no kids? |
| Kelly: | Yeah where are your kids? |
| Meredith: | Nope. Uh uh. [starts walking away] Not today! |
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| Michael Scott: | When you work for Sabre only one thing matters. And I don't care if you're a loser, orrr you practice bestiality. If Joe likes you, you are in. And I, am in. |
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| Oscar: | I have a question. |
| Michael Scott: | [whispering to Joe Bennett] Oscar, homosexual accountant. |
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| [Darryl's moving into his new office] | |
| Michael Scott: | Very nice! |
| Darryl: | Not bad, huh? |
| Michael Scott: | A real hoop dream story you got there. |
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| Michael Scott: | Oh man, you seem to have caught Jo's eye. How'd you make that happen? |
| Darryl: | I impressed her with my good ideas. |
| Michael Scott: | Mm-hmm! Seriously. How'd you do it. |
| Darryl: | I made a suggestion at the meeting that was good. You were there... |
| Michael Scott: | How do I put this delicately... Does her family owe your family something? In terms of a past injustice. |
| Darryl: | Now Mike I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. So I can learn about this tiny, television [turning on his monitor] |
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| Kevin: | Just because Jo, has no life, does not mean that the rest of us don't have lives. Oscar, has a life. I think Ryan has a life. This is outrageous. |
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| Angela: | Yes, I am anxious to get out of work. But let me be clear, it's not to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day. |
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| Michael Scott: | How late are we gonna work tonight? |
| Gabe: | You never know with Jo. Sometimes we're here to midnight, sometimes she doesn't show up for three days. |
| Michael Scott: | Why does she do that. Why doesn't she just tell you what your schedule is. |
| Gabe: | Yeah, that'd be awesome. I could get a girlfriend! I wouldn't have to go to Amsterdam seven times a year. But, uh, I'm young. Right? "I will date when I'm dead!" [laughs] |
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| Andy: | She should go home. It's not the end of the world. We'll go on a date next week. She's still gonna like me in a week. Right...? |
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| Michael Scott: | Did I mess up my career today? My future prospects at Sabre, I donno, there is a chance, yes. I'll tell you what I love my job. But Jo, wants me to put on a show for her and pretend to work late? I spent all day trying to make her like me that I forgot to ask myself something, do I even like her! As the Irish poet Bobby McFerrin said, don't worry be happy. |
