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You did win. You did win. Anyway, I'm going to need three copies of each of these, stapled and collated. [starts walking away then turns and comes back] Totally kidding... [leans in close as if to kiss Pam] I'm going to need four. [kisses Pam]
What did we learn this week? Well, one, thanks to me, my team is much, much faster at coming to decisions than I thought they would be. Number two, never buy a fur coat with a credit card until you absolutely have the money to pay for it. And three, [camera pans out revealing a big red stain on Michael's fur coat] you should know that some people think it's cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you as you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory.
[talking head interview] Ever since Pam and I started dating, I just, feel weird asking her to make copies for me. So, I make my own copies. And that copier, sucks. Let me tell you-- but you know what? Pam and I don't have to agree on everything.
Here's another place. [shows Angela and Andy into another barn]
So, why don't we try this out. She what would happen, give it a little test drive. What do you say? [points to Andy] You pretend to be Angela's father. You will be Angela, and [to Andy] I'll pretend to be you so you can see what it looks like when you're up here.
[Andy walks Angela up to the front, whistling]
Hello, I'm Angela Martin and [pointing to Dwight]--
He doesn't understand a word you're saying. Although born just minutes from here, he speaks only German. Closed society. So, now, after the readings by all of your sisters, we will arrive at the vows so, comrade [starts speaking German to the minister and the minister begins speaking in German] And away we go. This is a little taste of the ceremony, if you will. He's explaining why we're here, what we're doing here, making introductions, blah blah blah... Then he's gonna have Andy repeat a bunch of stuff. He's gonna ask Andy to produce a ring. I have uh, now just uh... just some twine for our purposes, and you will put the ring on her finger. Yadda yadda, then he's going to ask Andy, uh, if he would like to marry Angela. And you will reply, "I do." And then he's going to ask Angela if she would like to marry Andy, to which you will reply...
And there we go. Okay, and that's just about it. Man and wife.
No, I don't-- this doesn't change anything. I have a very important decision to make. We need a new copier. We need new chairs. And I need to figure out a way to keep this money without having everybody hate me.
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