Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back, after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho. And you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then... suddenly she's not your ho no mo'.
Oh my God. Now she's up and she's trying to describe how to correctly butcher a goose, but she's having trouble coming up with it.
Ok. Cindy. Yo! Cindy, Cindy! Hold its neck back, insert the knife beneath the jaw, bring it all the way around. There's gonna be a good amount of blood. But don't let that bother you. Have a bucket there. For the blood, and the innards and the feathers.
So she looks really hot, so I said, 'you look hotter than usual today.' [...] So, she looks at me right? And she goes, 'I'm sorry, do I even know you?' After a year! A year of buying lattes from her. Do you believe that?
There she is. A Christmas Carol. Hello. You're about five hours early to the party. Oh, you're such a blonde. [laughs]
Hey everybody. I don't know who you haven't met yet, but I think this is one of them. This is my girlfriend, Carol. This is just the front of her. [whispers to Carol] Show them... show them the other side.
Hello everyone. We would just like to announce that our party is starting now in the break room. So, come by--
I have a really important announcement to make. About. Your paychecks. Um... your paychecks will be arriving, as scheduled, on Friday. And they will be in the correct amount, that they normally are in. Please stand by for a very important announcement, further, regarding your paycheck! [runs out of the room]
I'm not moving the tree, face it. The only power you have over me is this little secret that I know you're not going to tell. Oh, and you want to know how I know that? Because then you wont be able to plan your stupid, tacky parties anymore. So you move the tree.
Okay... [to the office] Angela's having sex with Dwight! I caught them doing it after Toby's going-away party.
[From deleted scenes][On phone]
Carol-Carol- Listen to me- Since you broke up with me I think it is only fair you tell me what I did wrong. Mhmmm...uhhuh....yeah..... Well can you tell me what I did right?
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