The Office Season 7 Quotes - The Seminar
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| Creed: | Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question. Why are you here? |
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| Ryan: | Yes. Yes, I'll do it. |
| Andy: | Alright! Thank you so much. It's gonna be awesome. |
| Ryan: | And if I flake, I flake. |
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| Kevin: | Andy, I'm not Jim. The only way that I'm Jim is in the movie version when Jim sees what his future would be like if he never met Pam. |
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| Holly: | Is Mikanos Greek? He sounds Italian. |
| Michael Scott: | Ugh, you're the fifth person to tell me that today. |
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| Michael Scott: | Holly broke up with AJ last week, which is the greatest thing that has ever happened...to me. To Holly, it's been the worst week of her life, and I know for a fact that there was a week for her in high school where she got mono and her first period ever. Too much information? That's what I thought, but here I am using it. |
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| Andy: | I can't have this go badly. I'm a terrible salesman, and I haven't been making very many sales lately...or ever. This is my only idea on how to turn things around. If it goes badly, I might lose my job. Which would suck, because this is the only job I've ever been good at. |
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| Oscar: | Sorry I yelled. |
| Pam Halpert: | You could have just told us what you were thinking. |
| Oscar: | There's no theater in that. |
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| Andrew Benard: | What are you... |
| Kelly Kapoor: | Who am I? I'm Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch. |
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