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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 7 - The Seminar

The Office Season 7 Quotes - The Seminar

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Creed: Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question. Why are you here?
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Erin There's a Shrek 2?
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Ryan: Yes. Yes, I'll do it.
Andy: Alright! Thank you so much. It's gonna be awesome.
Ryan: And if I flake, I flake.
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Kevin: Andy, I'm not Jim. The only way that I'm Jim is in the movie version when Jim sees what his future would be like if he never met Pam.
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Holly: Is Mikanos Greek? He sounds Italian.
Michael Scott: Ugh, you're the fifth person to tell me that today.
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Michael Scott: Holly broke up with AJ last week, which is the greatest thing that has ever happened...to me. To Holly, it's been the worst week of her life, and I know for a fact that there was a week for her in high school where she got mono and her first period ever. Too much information? That's what I thought, but here I am using it.
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Andy: I can't have this go badly. I'm a terrible salesman, and I haven't been making very many sales lately...or ever. This is my only idea on how to turn things around. If it goes badly, I might lose my job. Which would suck, because this is the only job I've ever been good at.
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Andy: I get super flexible when I'm nervous.
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Tom: [to Jim] Where's your jet pack, Zuckerburg?
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Oscar: Sorry I yelled.
Pam Halpert: You could have just told us what you were thinking.
Oscar: There's no theater in that.
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Andrew Benard: What are you...
Kelly Kapoor: Who am I? I'm Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch.
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Kelly Kapoor: It is important to brand yourself, so I have a couple of things in the works. The business bitch, the diet bitch, the shopping bitch, the etiquette bitch.
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