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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 6 - Secret Santa

The Office Season 6 Quotes - Secret Santa

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Jim Halpert: [Jim to Michael after he tried to make Ryan sit on his lap] You can't yell out 'I need this I need this' as you pin down an employee on your lap.
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Erin: Hello. Sorry guys. I'm not sure if I've earned the right to make announcements yet, but whoever is giving me the twelve days of Christmas as my secret Santa? Please stop. I can't take it anymore. My cat killed a turtle dove, the French hens have started pulling out my hair to make a nest. Please stop.
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Dwight Schrute: Oh man! I can use this for so many nuts! Macadamias, brazil nuts, pecans, almonds ... clams, snails...
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Andy: I begged Dwight and Jim to give me Erin for Secret Santa. And I decided to give Erin the twelve days of Christmas. Is it my fault the first eight days are basically thirty birds?
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Michael Scott: What would you like for Christmas little boy?
Kevin: I don't know. I didn't know you were gonna ask me that.
Michael Scott: What did you think was going to happen?
Kevin: I don't know. Nobody's ever let me sit on their lap before.
Michael Scott: Alright, just say "some toys" please.
Kevin: Can you give me some choices? Cause I really don't want to mess up on this list.
Michael Scott: Damn it Kevin, come on.
Kevin: What about if I tell you the things I DON'T want.
Michael Scott: Okay get off, get off! Oh! Oh, God!
Kevin: I didn't even get to tell you what I wanted!
Michael Scott: Okay you know what you get? A thousand helium balloons attached to you so Santa doesn't have to go through this again.
Kevin: Awesome.
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Michael Scott [to camera] If this was Russia, then yeah, sure, everyone would go to one Santa, and there would be a line around the block. And once you sat on her lap and she asked you what you wanted, you would probably say freedom, at which point the KGB would arrest you and send you to Serbia... It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.
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Dwight Schrute: My diabolical plan has been put on hold for Christmas. My heart just melts when I hear the sound of children singing. [pauses] Ha! Not really. I'm just tired. Days are short .... I don't know. Maybe I'm depressed.
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Michael Scott: It's insane! A woman Santa? Where does it stop? No! Jim, this may be the last Christmas that we have here. Doesn't it make you a tiny bit anxious, me NOT playing Santa? Come on!
Jim Halpert: I'm not going to go tell Phyllis that she can't be Santa.
Michael Scott: Fine! Then do it anonymously. Ransom note style. You can.. I .. you know what, I have a bunch of letters cut out of magazines in my desk. You can use those.
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Jim Halpert: Wait. We haven't gone under. We've been sold. That could mean many different things.
Michael Scott: It's hard for me to imagine a scenario in which Meredith Palmer keeps her job and David Wallace does not. No offense Meredith.
Meredith: No, I get it.
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Michael Scott Earlier today this office needed a Santa, then it needed another Santa, then it needed a Jesus, and now it needs a Michael, and that's one suit Phyllis cannot fit into.
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