The Office Season 6 Quotes - Secret Santa
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| Jim Halpert: | [Jim to Michael after he tried to make Ryan sit on his lap] You can't yell out 'I need this I need this' as you pin down an employee on your lap. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Oh man! I can use this for so many nuts! Macadamias, brazil nuts, pecans, almonds ... clams, snails... |
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| Erin: | Hello. Sorry guys. I'm not sure if I've earned the right to make announcements yet, but whoever is giving me the twelve days of Christmas as my secret Santa? Please stop. I can't take it anymore. My cat killed a turtle dove, the French hens have started pulling out my hair to make a nest. Please stop. |
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| Andy: | I begged Dwight and Jim to give me Erin for Secret Santa. And I decided to give Erin the twelve days of Christmas. Is it my fault the first eight days are basically thirty birds? |
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| Michael Scott: | What would you like for Christmas little boy? |
| Kevin: | I don't know. I didn't know you were gonna ask me that. |
| Michael Scott: | What did you think was going to happen? |
| Kevin: | I don't know. Nobody's ever let me sit on their lap before. |
| Michael Scott: | Alright, just say "some toys" please. |
| Kevin: | Can you give me some choices? Cause I really don't want to mess up on this list. |
| Michael Scott: | Damn it Kevin, come on. |
| Kevin: | What about if I tell you the things I DON'T want. |
| Michael Scott: | Okay get off, get off! Oh! Oh, God! |
| Kevin: | I didn't even get to tell you what I wanted! |
| Michael Scott: | Okay you know what you get? A thousand helium balloons attached to you so Santa doesn't have to go through this again. |
| Kevin: | Awesome. |
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| Michael Scott: | It's insane! A woman Santa? Where does it stop? No! Jim, this may be the last Christmas that we have here. Doesn't it make you a tiny bit anxious, me NOT playing Santa? Come on! |
| Jim Halpert: | I'm not going to go tell Phyllis that she can't be Santa. |
| Michael Scott: | Fine! Then do it anonymously. Ransom note style. You can.. I .. you know what, I have a bunch of letters cut out of magazines in my desk. You can use those. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | My diabolical plan has been put on hold for Christmas. My heart just melts when I hear the sound of children singing. [pauses] Ha! Not really. I'm just tired. Days are short .... I don't know. Maybe I'm depressed. |
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