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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 7 - Threat Level Midnight

The Office Season 7 Quotes - Threat Level Midnight

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Michael Scott: [After Toby's head was blown off] Joke's on you Goldenface, that man was a wanted animal rapist.
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Jim Halpert 'Goldenface': Oh someones coming all right. The only man who would care: Micheal Scarn. See, I'm going to lure him here. Then I'm gonna kill everybody. Then, I'm gonna dig up Scarn's dead wife and I'm gonna hump her real good. Ha ha ha ha!
Jim Halpert: I did not love the dialogue. Or the character. I took the role to impress a receptionist, who will remain nameless.
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The "Scarn Dance" Jump to your right, and shake a hand! Jump to the left, and shake THAT hand! Meet new friends, tie that yarn, and that's how you do The Scarn!
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Michael Scott It's going to take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scarn!
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Michael Scott: Heads I do it, tails I don't. Best out of seven. (In a bad-ass scratchy voice) Looks like there's gonna be a clean-up on aisle five.
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Bad Guy: I got a delivery for ya.
Michael Scarn: [Typing, doesn't look up] Leave it at reception.
Bad Guy: I was supposed to deliver this one in person. [Pulls out gun and points it at Michael. Shoots at Scarn 10 times, misses every time.]
Michael Scarn: [With dramatic music, pulls out 2 guns and shoots bad guy 12 times] Clean up on aisle 5.
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Todd Packer: If doing "The Scarn" is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on earth!"
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Darryl: I gave up a lot of weekends because I thought it would be good for my daughter to see a black man as president, even in a silly home movie. What a stupid waste of time.
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Michael Scott: I am a huge Woody Allen fan. Although I've only seen Antz. But I'll tell you something. What I respect about that man, is that when he was going through all that stuff that was coming out in the press, about how Antz was just a rip-off of A Bug's Life, he stayed true to his films. Or at least the film that I saw. Which again, was Antz. The thing is, I thought A Bug's Life was better, much better, than Antz. Point is, don't listen to your critics. Listen to your fans.
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Dwight Schrute: He cut the part where my circuit board malfunctioned? Then what was the point of spilling the drink on me?
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Michael Scott: After three years of writing, one year of shooting, four years of re-shooting and two years of editing, I have finally completed my movie: Threat Level Midnight.
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Dwight (Samuel L. Chang): We've searched the whole building, Goldenface. Where is the bomb? Goldenface: Hm? Samuel: We've searched the whole building, Goldenface. Where is the bomb? Goldenface: Hm? Samuel: We've searched the wh- okay...
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Michael Scott: I'm sorry I called you a pain in the ass. I'm angry and I love you.
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Michael Scott (as Michael Scarn): Hey Goldenface! Go puck yourself!
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Samuel L. Chang: I'm intercepting a name. Jasmine Yingsong. She works for Goldenface. But what I can't figure out is, who is the funky cat?
Agent Michael Scarn: Not who. What. The Funky Cat is the hippest jazz club in town.
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Michael Scott: I have my book on business, "Somehow I Manage", I have my HBO comedy special, "Here I Go Again (dot dot dot)", but you know what? When I think about it, when I really think about it, not one of those things are as real to me as my movie.
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Michael Scott: No, no. Holly, this isn't Ocean's Eleven, where you get together with all your friends and just have fun and don't care about how it turns out. What'd you really think, honestly?
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Pam Halpert: No laughing. No comments. Just positive energy and we'll have a pure fun day. Okay?
Creed: Thanks mom.
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Michael Scott: I was eventually going to get around to my dream, obviously. Eleven years that I could have been working on "The Scarn Nebulous".
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