Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Creed: | I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader. |
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| Creed: | So hey. I wanna, set you up with my daughter. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh I'm engaged to Pam. |
| Creed: | I thought you were gay. |
| Jim Halpert: | Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter. |
| Creed: | I don't know. |
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| [the office is gathered around Stanley's computer, all talking at once about Hilary Swank] | |
| Kevin: | Not at all. |
| Creed: | She's cute. |
| Meredith: | She's got mean eyes. |
| Pam Beesly: | [walking over] Have you seen her with her bangs? |
| Kevin: | She looks like a monster. |
| Jim Halpert: | Guys, she is a beautiful movie star. So, maybe we could just, go to work. |
| Meredith: | She is an amazing actress. |
| Kevin: | That's not the question. |
| Phyllis: | She's not hot. |
| Kevin: | Yeah! Thank you Phyllis. |
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| Erin | Who's Holly, guys? |
| Michael Scott | That is a good question, Erin. How do you describe somebody who is at the same time an old friend, and was a lover, and was a complicated part of my past, and maybe, just maybe, a part of my future? |
| Creed | She's one sassy black lady. |
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| ["Bring my troops home save and sound, says this little girl..."] | |
| Andy: | Ok, honest feedback time. Oscar? |
| Oscar: | It's pandering. And it makes me think you think I'm stupid. |
| Andy: | But do you think it could be famous? Like in a car commercial or something? |
| Pam Halpert: | Not really? It kinda weird, that a grown man is singing from the point of view of a little girl. |
| Andy: | I feel like I could see someone ice skating to it. You know like in the Olympics. |
| Ryan: | [scratching his head] I don't think they usually, skate to such... bad songs. |
| Andy: | Rude! And not helpful. |
| Creed: | Well I really really really really like it. |
| Andy: | Well that... that really bums me out. |
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| Kevin: | Jim has got it bad for Pam. |
| Creed: | Oooh! ...Which one is Pam? |
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| Michael Scott: | Charlie Horse. |
| Creed: | Why did you hit me, Michael? |
| Michael Scott: | Oh stop. |
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| Phyllis: | Where's your place? |
| Jim Halpert: | [awkwardly] Oh, it's on, uh, Lyndon Ave.? By the quarry? |
| Phyllis: | [disappointingly] Oh. |
| Creed: | Cool beans man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there! |
| Jim Halpert: | Definitely we should. |
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| Ryan: | What I really want, honestly, Michael is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, whomever. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh okay. |
| Ryan: | What? |
| Michael Scott: | It's whoever, not whomever. |
| Ryan: | It's whomever. |
| Michael Scott: | No, whomever is never acutally right. |
| Jim Halpert: | Nope, sometimes it's right. |
| Creed: | Michael is right. It's a made up word used to trick students- |
| Andy: | No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word-- |
| Oscar: | Obviously it's a real word- but I don't know how to use it correctly. |
| Michael Scott: | [to camera] Not a native speaker. |
| Kevin: | I know what's right. But I'm not gonna say. Because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night. |
| Ryan: | Do you really know which one is correct? |
| Kevin: | I don't know. |
| Pam Beesly: | It's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when as the subject. |
| Phyllis: | That sounds right. |
| Michael Scott: | Well it sounds right but is it? |
| Stanley: | How did Ryan use it, as an object? |
| Ryan: | As an object. |
| Kelly: | Ryan used me as an object. |
| Oscar: | Is he right about that-- |
| Pam Beesly: | How did he use it again? |
| Toby: | It was, Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object-- |
| Michael Scott: | Thank you! |
| Toby: | ...to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the, the correct usage of the word. |
| Michael Scott: | No one, uh asked you anything ever so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull? |
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| Andy: | [coming out of the conference room with Angela] Where's Dwight? |
| Jim Halpert: | You okay man? |
| Andy: | No. Not at all. Actually. But thanks for asking, appreciate it. You know what, I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for lying, to m'ah face! And not telling me what's been going on this entire time. |
| Creed: | [with open arms] You're welcome. |
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| Trivia announcer | Alright, first question, everyone: Ray Charles famously had this state on his mind. What is its capital? |
| Andy Bernard | Oh, we got this! |
| Creed | Let's reverse engineer this. You're a black singer. Where do you go? Somewhere where you're a novelty! Alaska? |
| Stanley | Atlanta. |
| Phyllis | Oh, I know you think that because that's where the Olympics were held. |
| Stanley | Keep talkin' all you want. |
| Kevin | How am I supposed to know what was on his mind? Ooh, what do blind people think about? |
| Erin | Ok.. Dogs, canes, signs, manholes, stairs, piano, darkness. |
| Trivia announcer | Ok, time's up. Let's get the boards up. |
| [Everyone holds up their signs. Everyone except Kevin's group gets it right. Kevin wrote: "What is... SEE-attle"] |