Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Creed: | [coming out of the conference room with Gabe] I'm very relieved to learn it wasn't you. |
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| Creed: | [phoning in a review of Andy's play] Unfortunately, in this ham-fisted production of Sweeney Todd, the real terror comes from the vocal performances. New paragraph. |
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| Creed: | Thanks, I've never owned a refrigerator before. |
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| [Angela picks up her phone] | |
| Angela: | Extension 128. |
| Creed: | Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed. So we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in? |
| Angela: | No. |
| Creed: | You out? [Angela hangs up] Pumpkin's out! Let's go gang! |
| [Creed, Phyllis and Meredith walk out of the office] |
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| Michael Scott: | This is Creed, and he is in charge of... something... right? |
| Creed: | That is correct. |
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| Erin | Who's Holly, guys? |
| Michael Scott | That is a good question, Erin. How do you describe somebody who is at the same time an old friend, and was a lover, and was a complicated part of my past, and maybe, just maybe, a part of my future? |
| Creed | She's one sassy black lady. |
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| Jim Halpert: | It's under here as "Security Guard Home" did you not get his name or? |
| Toby: | No. |
| Jim Halpert: | It's ringing. Does anyone have his name? Quick? |
| Andy: | Yes. It's Eddy. |
| Jim Halpert: | It's not- it's not Eddy. It's Edmund or-- |
| Creed: | Hank. His name is Hank. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh guys his name's not Hank it's uh.. is it Edgar? |
| Phyllis: | Elliot. |
| Oscar: | Elliot! |
| Jim Halpert: | Is it Elli-- [to cell phone] Hey... Chief. This is uh, Jim Halpert from, um, where you work. [staggered] You are the guy who sits behind the desk, you're- you're the a-African American guy. I mean you're uhh-- Who have I got here? |
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| Phyllis: | I never see him drink. I never see him eat. |
| Stanley: | I don't think he even uses the bathroom. |
| Creed: | Oh he does. He does. |
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| [deleted scenes] | |
| Jim Halpert: | What are you doing? |
| Creed: | [while unbuttoning his shirt] We're not playing Strip-Pong? |
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| Michael Scott: | You're gonna somersault around for the rest of you life, and you know what's going to be on your tombstone? Loser. |
| Creed: | My tombstone's already been made, thank you. |