Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Creed: | I think we all can agree that it's either Gabe or Angela. [flips a coin] It's Angela. Get 'er boys. |
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| Phyllis: | I never see him drink. I never see him eat. |
| Stanley: | I don't think he even uses the bathroom. |
| Creed: | Oh he does. He does. |
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| [in the conference room while police are in the office looking for Toby's drugs] | |
| Creed: | Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave. |
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| Erin | Who's Holly, guys? |
| Michael Scott | That is a good question, Erin. How do you describe somebody who is at the same time an old friend, and was a lover, and was a complicated part of my past, and maybe, just maybe, a part of my future? |
| Creed | She's one sassy black lady. |
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| Trivia announcer | Alright, first question, everyone: Ray Charles famously had this state on his mind. What is its capital? |
| Andy Bernard | Oh, we got this! |
| Creed | Let's reverse engineer this. You're a black singer. Where do you go? Somewhere where you're a novelty! Alaska? |
| Stanley | Atlanta. |
| Phyllis | Oh, I know you think that because that's where the Olympics were held. |
| Stanley | Keep talkin' all you want. |
| Kevin | How am I supposed to know what was on his mind? Ooh, what do blind people think about? |
| Erin | Ok.. Dogs, canes, signs, manholes, stairs, piano, darkness. |
| Trivia announcer | Ok, time's up. Let's get the boards up. |
| [Everyone holds up their signs. Everyone except Kevin's group gets it right. Kevin wrote: "What is... SEE-attle"] |
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| Creed: | [talking to someone on the phone] Yes, hello. Creed Bratton, Quality Assurance, Dunder Mifflin Scranton. I was supposed to meet with one of your floor managers last week for a quality inspection, and he or she wasn't there. And I'm trying to remember who it was. Mm-hmm. Who wasn't there last week? Debbie Brown. And which day was that? Wednesday, the eleventh. Perfect. |
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| Creed: | Beautiful morning at Dunder MIfflin. Or as I like to call it, Great Bratton. |
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| [deleted scenes] | |
| Jim Halpert: | What are you doing? |
| Creed: | [while unbuttoning his shirt] We're not playing Strip-Pong? |
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| Creed: | Are you listening to what he's saying? Retraining, new system, youth. I'm telling you, this kid is the grim reaper. You deal with this, or you, me, Sammy, Phyllis, the chick you hit with a car... we're goners. |
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| Creed: | Hey why haven't we ever uh... |
| Meredith: | We have. |
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| [Creed walks into the office dressed as the Joker] | |
| Oscar: | Whoa! Awesome! |
| Creed: | Let's put a smile on that FACE! [walks away] |
| [Kevin stands up from behind his desk, also dressed as the Joker] | |
| Kevin: | Damn it, Creed! I've been up since four! |