Creed Quotes From The Office
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| [in the conference room while police are in the office looking for Toby's drugs] | |
| Creed: | Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave. |
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| Jim Halpert: | He obviously forgot to get me something, and then he went in his closet and dug out this little number [holds up way-too-short sleeves] and then threw it in a bag. |
| Creed Bratton: | [cut to Creed's talking head] Yep. That's exactly what happened. |
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| Creed: | I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader. |
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| Creed: | Hey why haven't we ever uh... |
| Meredith: | We have. |
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| Teenager in bar: | Hey Creed. |
| Creed: | Heyyy, what are you guys up to? |
| Teenager: | You're the man buddy. |
| [cut to interview] | |
| Creed: | I run a small fake-ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swipped from the sherrif's station. |
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| [Angela picks up her phone] | |
| Angela: | Extension 128. |
| Creed: | Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed. So we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in? |
| Angela: | No. |
| Creed: | You out? [Angela hangs up] Pumpkin's out! Let's go gang! |
| [Creed, Phyllis and Meredith walk out of the office] |
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| Phyllis: | Where's your place? |
| Jim Halpert: | [awkwardly] Oh, it's on, uh, Lyndon Ave.? By the quarry? |
| Phyllis: | [disappointingly] Oh. |
| Creed: | Cool beans man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there! |
| Jim Halpert: | Definitely we should. |
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| [deleted scenes] | |
| Jim Halpert: | What are you doing? |
| Creed: | [while unbuttoning his shirt] We're not playing Strip-Pong? |
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| Creed: | Guys, I'm starting to think Pam's not even pregnant. |