Creed Quotes From The Office

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Dwight Schrute: Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. Will you form an allegiance--
Creed: Sure.
Dwight Schrute: To use sudden violence--
Creed: Okay.
Dwight Schrute: Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake?
Creed: What size?
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Jim Halpert: Hey guys. What're we talking about?
Creed: Nothing! Nothin' goin' on. We're talkin' about nothing. Come on gang.
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[from deleted scenes]
Creed: Back in the '60s, I was with the Grassroots. We toured with Janis Joplin, The Doors, Cream. We had a lot of fun. And now I do quality assurance for a paper company. As you can imagine drugs played a part... They still do... I, uh... My work calls last about 90 seconds and that's about as long as I can concentrate.
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Michael Scott: Cafe Disco is dead but I still hear the music in my head.
Creed: [walking by] I do too, boss.
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Creed: Hey bra'. I've been meaning to ask you. Can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull. Am I right? Later skater.
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Creed: I feel terrible about Debbie Brown. She got fired 'cuz of Dwight. So I thought I'd pass around a goodbye card, maybe everyone could put in a couple of bucks to help her through these difficult times. Why do bad things always happen to the good people? It's tragic. It's just tragic .[Creed pockets money and throws out card]
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Oscar: Creed?
'Young' Creed: Yes sir!
Oscar: Everything okay?
'Young' Creed: Everything's cool dude.
[cut to interview]
'Young' Creed: I'm thirty. Well, in November I'll be thirty.
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Ryan: Do you love her, or do you love the idea of her.
Creed: I don't know man. I just don't know.
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[in the conference room while police are in the office looking for Toby's drugs]
Creed: Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave.
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Angela: I am proud to announce there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic, she doesn't struggle when you try to dress her, she's a third generation show-cat, her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say she was very, very expensive.
Meredith: How much--
Angela: Seven thousand dollars.
Creed: For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.
Oscar: Where'd you get that kind of money?
Angela: I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay.
Kevin: Wait-- you didn't give it back?
Angela: He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name, is Princess Lady!
Meredith: Seven grand! I gotta see that little bitch.