Creed Quotes From The Office

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Creed: Thanks, I've never owned a refrigerator before.
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Dwight Schrute: Who's the father?
Pam Beesly: Jim.
Dwight Schrute: How far along?
Jim Halpert: Four months?
Creed: Who's the OB/GYN?
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Ryan: Do you love her, or do you love the idea of her.
Creed: I don't know man. I just don't know.
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Ryan: Creed, did you organize the menu book?
Creed: Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.
Ryan: No, that was mandatory.
Creed: Oh I thought it was a volunteer thing.
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Michael Scott: Can I ask you all a question? Do you know what it''s like to be disabled?
Phyllis: I had scoliosis as a girl
Michael Scott: Never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble.
Creed: When I was a teenager, I was in an iron-lung.
Michael Scott: Wha? How- how old are you? The point is: I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability. Although I am sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.
Stanley: I'm not disabled and neither are you.
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Teenager in bar: Hey Creed.
Creed: Heyyy, what are you guys up to?
Teenager: You're the man buddy.
[cut to interview]
Creed: I run a small fake-ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swipped from the sherrif's station.
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Creed: [phoning in a review of Andy's play] Unfortunately, in this ham-fisted production of Sweeney Todd, the real terror comes from the vocal performances. New paragraph.
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Kevin: No food now?! Someone has to do something about Dwight!
Creed: I put some snacks in the freezer for us.
Pam Beesly: You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?
Creed: No, the blueberry Slurpee pouch.
Phyllis: He means the ice pack.
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Creed: [hands Michael a tiny disco ball] This used to hang from my windshield. But it belongs in here.
Michael Scott: Hey thank you Creed. You really get this place!
Creed: No problem. I'll just have no idea who's driving behind me now.
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Creed: Hey guys, somebody making soup?
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Dwight Schrute: Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. Will you form an allegiance--
Creed: Sure.
Dwight Schrute: To use sudden violence--
Creed: Okay.
Dwight Schrute: Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake?
Creed: What size?
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