Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Creed: | Thanks, I've never owned a refrigerator before. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Who's the father? |
| Pam Beesly: | Jim. |
| Dwight Schrute: | How far along? |
| Jim Halpert: | Four months? |
| Creed: | Who's the OB/GYN? |
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| Ryan: | Do you love her, or do you love the idea of her. |
| Creed: | I don't know man. I just don't know. |
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| Ryan: | Creed, did you organize the menu book? |
| Creed: | Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis. |
| Ryan: | No, that was mandatory. |
| Creed: | Oh I thought it was a volunteer thing. |
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| Michael Scott: | Can I ask you all a question? Do you know what it''s like to be disabled? |
| Phyllis: | I had scoliosis as a girl |
| Michael Scott: | Never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble. |
| Creed: | When I was a teenager, I was in an iron-lung. |
| Michael Scott: | Wha? How- how old are you? The point is: I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability. Although I am sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles. |
| Stanley: | I'm not disabled and neither are you. |
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| Teenager in bar: | Hey Creed. |
| Creed: | Heyyy, what are you guys up to? |
| Teenager: | You're the man buddy. |
| [cut to interview] | |
| Creed: | I run a small fake-ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swipped from the sherrif's station. |
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| Creed: | [phoning in a review of Andy's play] Unfortunately, in this ham-fisted production of Sweeney Todd, the real terror comes from the vocal performances. New paragraph. |
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| Kevin: | No food now?! Someone has to do something about Dwight! |
| Creed: | I put some snacks in the freezer for us. |
| Pam Beesly: | You mean the frozen mice for the piranha? |
| Creed: | No, the blueberry Slurpee pouch. |
| Phyllis: | He means the ice pack. |
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| Creed: | [hands Michael a tiny disco ball] This used to hang from my windshield. But it belongs in here. |
| Michael Scott: | Hey thank you Creed. You really get this place! |
| Creed: | No problem. I'll just have no idea who's driving behind me now. |
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| Creed: | Hey guys, somebody making soup? |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. Will you form an allegiance-- |
| Creed: | Sure. |
| Dwight Schrute: | To use sudden violence-- |
| Creed: | Okay. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake? |
| Creed: | What size? |