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[trying to repack a box]
Oscar: Did we try printer first? Shredder at an angle? Fax, cable, then the scanner upside down?
Pam Beesly: Yes.
Creed: Have you tried making everything smaller.
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Creed: Guys, I'm starting to think Pam's not even pregnant.
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Oscar: Creed?
'Young' Creed: Yes sir!
Oscar: Everything okay?
'Young' Creed: Everything's cool dude.
[cut to interview]
'Young' Creed: I'm thirty. Well, in November I'll be thirty.
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Creed: Beautiful morning at Dunder MIfflin. Or as I like to call it, Great Bratton.
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Creed: [talking to someone on the phone] Yes, hello. Creed Bratton, Quality Assurance, Dunder Mifflin Scranton. I was supposed to meet with one of your floor managers last week for a quality inspection, and he or she wasn't there. And I'm trying to remember who it was. Mm-hmm. Who wasn't there last week? Debbie Brown. And which day was that? Wednesday, the eleventh. Perfect.
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Creed: Are you listening to what he's saying? Retraining, new system, youth. I'm telling you, this kid is the grim reaper. You deal with this, or you, me, Sammy, Phyllis, the chick you hit with a car... we're goners.
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Creed: They've been in there a while.
Michael Scott: Yep.
Creed: Can't be good.
Michael Scott: No.
Creed: Think they're talking about me?
Michael Scott: No I think they're talking about me.
Creed: Yeah. That makes way more sense. Thanks boss.
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Creed: Andrea's the uh, office bitch. You'll get used to her.
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Andy: [coming out of the conference room with Angela] Where's Dwight?
Jim Halpert: You okay man?
Andy: No. Not at all. Actually. But thanks for asking, appreciate it. You know what, I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for lying, to m'ah face! And not telling me what's been going on this entire time.
Creed: [with open arms] You're welcome.
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