Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Creed: | Guys, I'm starting to think Pam's not even pregnant. |
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| Kelly: | I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then, after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico. |
| Creed: | That wasn't a tapeworm. |
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| Creed: | Thanks, I've never owned a refrigerator before. |
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| Michael Scott: | If by 'me' you are inferring that I have B.O. then I would say, 'That is a poor choice of words.' |
| Creed: | He wasnt inferring, he was implying. You were inferring. |
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| [from deleted scenes] | |
| Creed: | Back in the '60s, I was with the Grassroots. We toured with Janis Joplin, The Doors, Cream. We had a lot of fun. And now I do quality assurance for a paper company. As you can imagine drugs played a part... They still do... I, uh... My work calls last about 90 seconds and that's about as long as I can concentrate. |
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| Michael Scott: | Ok, Ryan, you told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell. |
| [cut to interview] | |
| Creed: | I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death. |
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| Phyllis: | Um. I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions and he was holding a map and when I walked over he had it out on the map. |
| Angela: | Phyllis. You're a married woman. |
| Creed: | The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss. |
| [cut to interview] | |
| Creed: | If that's flashing then lock me up. |
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| Pam Halpert: | No laughing. No comments. Just positive energy and we'll have a pure fun day. Okay? |
| Creed: | Thanks mom. |
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| [Creed walks into the office dressed as the Joker] | |
| Oscar: | Whoa! Awesome! |
| Creed: | Let's put a smile on that FACE! [walks away] |
| [Kevin stands up from behind his desk, also dressed as the Joker] | |
| Kevin: | Damn it, Creed! I've been up since four! |
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| Creed: | [when asked to ID a photo of marijuana] That is Northern Lights, cannabis indica. |
| Dwight Schrute: | [sighs with disappointment] No. It's marijuana. |
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| [Creed pulls into the parking lot and goes into the office] | |
| Creed: | Sorry I'm late, boss. What's going on? |
| Michael Scott: | [accent] Sir, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect. |
| Creed: | OK. Hang on just a second. Let me just settle in and I'll be right back. |
| Michael Scott: | Very good, very good. Now, no one was there in the wine cellar. |
| [Creed gets in his car and drives away] |