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Creed Quotes From The Office

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[in the conference room while police are in the office looking for Toby's drugs]
Creed: Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave.
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Jim Halpert: He obviously forgot to get me something, and then he went in his closet and dug out this little number [holds up way-too-short sleeves] and then threw it in a bag.
Creed Bratton: [cut to Creed's talking head] Yep. That's exactly what happened.
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Creed: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.
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Creed: Hey why haven't we ever uh...
Meredith: We have.
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Teenager in bar: Hey Creed.
Creed: Heyyy, what are you guys up to?
Teenager: You're the man buddy.
[cut to interview]
Creed: I run a small fake-ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swipped from the sherrif's station.
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[Angela picks up her phone]
Angela: Extension 128.
Creed: Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed. So we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in?
Angela: No.
Creed: You out? [Angela hangs up] Pumpkin's out! Let's go gang!
[Creed, Phyllis and Meredith walk out of the office]
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Phyllis: Where's your place?
Jim Halpert: [awkwardly] Oh, it's on, uh, Lyndon Ave.? By the quarry?
Phyllis: [disappointingly] Oh.
Creed: Cool beans man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there!
Jim Halpert: Definitely we should.
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[deleted scenes]
Jim Halpert: What are you doing?
Creed: [while unbuttoning his shirt] We're not playing Strip-Pong?
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Creed: Guys, I'm starting to think Pam's not even pregnant.
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