Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Creed: | Boboddy, boboddy. What does the first B stand for? |
| Pam Beesly: | What are we doing? |
| Creed: | We're making acronyms. Okay. What does the first B stand for? |
| Kevin: | Um... Business. |
| Creed: | I... like it! |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Who's the father? |
| Pam Beesly: | Jim. |
| Dwight Schrute: | How far along? |
| Jim Halpert: | Four months? |
| Creed: | Who's the OB/GYN? |
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| Creed: | I feel terrible about Debbie Brown. She got fired 'cuz of Dwight. So I thought I'd pass around a goodbye card, maybe everyone could put in a couple of bucks to help her through these difficult times. Why do bad things always happen to the good people? It's tragic. It's just tragic .[Creed pockets money and throws out card] |
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| Creed: | Be cool Michael. I saw this guy kill a bunch of people. |
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| Meredith: | Guys, do we have to stay all day? |
| Phyllis: | I mean Michael's gone can't we just go? |
| Creed: | Yeah and I finished my work months ago. |
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| Creed: | We're screwed. |
| Michael Scott: | Who is? |
| Creed: | Us. You, me. The old-timers. |
| Michael Scott: | I am not old. You are old. You are like a hundred. |
| Creed: | You're over forty, that's the cutoff. |
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| Creed: | In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors. In the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing. |
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| Michael Scott: | Ok, Ryan, you told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell. |
| [cut to interview] | |
| Creed: | I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death. |
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| Creed: | [translated from Mandarin] To all my friends in China: Hello. |
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| Merideth | I know lots of people with herpes. I have herpes. |
| Creed | Really? I've never seen it on you. |
| Merideth | That's because it's on my genitals, genius. |
| Kevin Malone | [takes a moment to think] You have a penis? |
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| Creed: | It's crazy what's going on out there, huh? |
| Jim Halpert: | I know. Yeah. It's... kinda... |
| Creed: | Sometimes it's best just to stay out of it. |
| Jim Halpert: | That's true. That's right, yeah. |
| Creed: | Wanna play a game? |