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| [Angela picks up her phone] | |
| Angela: | Extension 128. |
| Creed: | Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed. So we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in? |
| Angela: | No. |
| Creed: | You out? [Angela hangs up] Pumpkin's out! Let's go gang! |
| [Creed, Phyllis and Meredith walk out of the office] |
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| Andy: | Does anyone actually know what Sue Grafton looks like? I mean is she hot or? |
| Creed: | She's crazy hot. |
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| Michael Scott: | Someone complained that the men's room is whites only. Stanley, you know that's not true. |
| Stanley: | I didn't say that. |
| Creed: | Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door? |
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| Michael Scott: | If by 'me' you are inferring that I have B.O. then I would say, 'That is a poor choice of words.' |
| Creed: | He wasnt inferring, he was implying. You were inferring. |
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| Michael Scott: | Can I ask you all a question? Do you know what it''s like to be disabled? |
| Phyllis: | I had scoliosis as a girl |
| Michael Scott: | Never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble. |
| Creed: | When I was a teenager, I was in an iron-lung. |
| Michael Scott: | Wha? How- how old are you? The point is: I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability. Although I am sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles. |
| Stanley: | I'm not disabled and neither are you. |
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| Creed: | I hate Devil's Food. |
| Jim Halpert: | Well I think Meredith-- |
| Creed: | Screw Meredith! I don't think it's fair to let someone else pick the cake on my birthday. |
| Jim Halpert: | Everybody's birthday. |
| Creed: | Today is actually my birthday and I wanna pick the cake. |
| Jim Halpert: | What do you want? |
| Creed: | Pie. Peach pie. |
| Jim Halpert: | You want a birthday pie? |
| Creed: | I want a nice cobbler. |
| Jim Halpert: | Well I'll talk to Angela and we're gonna see what we can do about a pie. |
| Creed: | I don't care who you talk to just make it happen. |
| Jim Halpert: | It'll be Angela. |
| Creed: | Tell her it's for Creed. She'll know what that means. |
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| Meredith: | You know what, don't even worry about it. Everyone was so drunk, I'll bet no one even remembers what you said |
| Creed: | I remember. I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts. Check it out. |
| [cut to Ryan's talking head] | |
| Ryan: | Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened a word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the intranet... it's pretty shocking. |
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| Michael Scott: | And another thing about the Indian people, they love sex positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that. Who's seen that before? |
| Creed: | I have. That's the Union of the Monkey. |
| Meredith: | Ohh, that's what they call it. |
| Kevin: | This is the best meeting we have ever had. |
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| Creed: | What is wrong with this woman? She's asking about stuff that's nobody's business. 'What do I do?' What do I do, I do here. I should have written it down. 'Qua' something. Quaaa. Quarr. Quab. Quall. Qwer. Quobbity! Quobbity assurance! |
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| Oscar: | Creed? |
| 'Young' Creed: | Yes sir! |
| Oscar: | Everything okay? |
| 'Young' Creed: | Everything's cool dude. |
| [cut to interview] | |
| 'Young' Creed: | I'm thirty. Well, in November I'll be thirty. |
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| Creed: | Andrea's the uh, office bitch. You'll get used to her. |
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| Creed: | I remember it was very late at night, like eleven, eleven-thirty. Big fella comes in, screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute, grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter- |
| Angela: | You're useless. |
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| Michael Scott: | Do you remember Ed Truck? |
| Creed: | Sure, he hired me. How's he doin'? |
| Michael Scott: | How would I know? |
| Creed: | I thought you might. |
| Michael Scott: | My biggest fear is turning into him. |
| Creed: | Michael, you should have much bigger fears than that. |
| Michael Scott: | I wasn't talking literally, Creed. Yeah, being buried alive would be worse, happy? Why am I talking to you? |
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