Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Michael Scott: | Charlie Horse. |
| Creed: | Why did you hit me, Michael? |
| Michael Scott: | Oh stop. |
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| Creed: | You know a human can go on several hours after being decapitated. |
| Dwight Schrute: | You're thinking of a chicken. |
| Creed: | What'd I say? |
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| Michael Scott: | This is Creed, and he is in charge of... something... right? |
| Creed: | That is correct. |
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| Ryan: | Creed, did you organize the menu book? |
| Creed: | Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis. |
| Ryan: | No, that was mandatory. |
| Creed: | Oh I thought it was a volunteer thing. |
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| Creed: | Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question. Why are you here? |
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| Andy: | Guys, stop everything. I'm about to ask out this girl and I'm completely panicking. |
| Oscar: | [walking away] Oh my desk is over.... |
| Creed: | This gal. She's really into you? |
| Andy: | Yeah! Yeah, I mean, I've seen her like three times today and we love all the same music, and whenever I walk into a room she totally looks up... |
| Creed: | Ah ah. Say no more. This is how I got Sqeaky Fromme. No small talk. Just show her who's the boss. Just go right in and kiss her. |
| Andy: | Ok it sounds risky... |
| Creed: | Have I ever steered you wrong, Jim? |
| Andy: | [thinking] Wait what? |
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| Creed: | Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to [holds up passport] Williams Charles Schneider. |
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| Creed: | Boboddy, boboddy. What does the first B stand for? |
| Pam Beesly: | What are we doing? |
| Creed: | We're making acronyms. Okay. What does the first B stand for? |
| Kevin: | Um... Business. |
| Creed: | I... like it! |
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| Jim Halpert: | I am collecting three dollars for everyone for Kelly's party. |
| Creed: | Oh I'd like to contribute. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh great. |
| Creed: | [takes out a three dollar bill and gives it to Jim] |
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| [trying to repack a box] | |
| Oscar: | Did we try printer first? Shredder at an angle? Fax, cable, then the scanner upside down? |
| Pam Beesly: | Yes. |
| Creed: | Have you tried making everything smaller. |