Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Michael Scott: | [on his cellphone] No, I'll talk to her. No, nobody talks to my baby that way. Yeah I'll let you know how it goes. Alright. Bye, Pickle. [hangs up and walks into the conference room] Pamela Morgan Beesly you need to apologize to your mother right now. |
| Angela: | I'm sorry, I was told I have the floor. |
| Oscar: | Whoa hold on, hold on. What's going on? |
| Jim Halpert: | Nothing! Nothing at all. "It's all goood." |
| Pam Beesly: | I'm not apologizing to anyone. Michael owes ME an apology. |
| Michael Scott: | For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover? |
| Pam Beesly: | Don't call my mother your lover! |
| Kevin: | Yes! That's what I'm talking about. |
| Andy: | That is not ok dude! |
| Michael Scott: | Ok, in my defence-- |
| Phyllis: | Disgusting. |
| Creed: | That's messed up man. |
| Pam Beesly: | Yes. Thank you. Welcome to my personal hell! |
| Oscar: | You have no sense of boundaries, Michael. |
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| Kevin: | Jim has got it bad for Pam. |
| Creed: | Oooh! ...Which one is Pam? |
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| Michael Scott: | Cafe Disco is dead but I still hear the music in my head. |
| Creed: | [walking by] I do too, boss. |
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| Creed: | What is wrong with this woman? She's asking about stuff that's nobody's business. 'What do I do?' What do I do, I do here. I should have written it down. 'Qua' something. Quaaa. Quarr. Quab. Quall. Qwer. Quobbity! Quobbity assurance! |
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| Creed: | I remember it was very late at night, like eleven, eleven-thirty. Big fella comes in, screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute, grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter- |
| Angela: | You're useless. |
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| Michael Scott: | If by 'me' you are inferring that I have B.O. then I would say, 'That is a poor choice of words.' |
| Creed: | He wasnt inferring, he was implying. You were inferring. |
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| Creed: | It's crazy what's going on out there, huh? |
| Jim Halpert: | I know. Yeah. It's... kinda... |
| Creed: | Sometimes it's best just to stay out of it. |
| Jim Halpert: | That's true. That's right, yeah. |
| Creed: | Wanna play a game? |
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| Creed | [Excited] In the parking lot today there was a circus! The copier did tricks on the high-wire... a lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat... there was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator... a strongman crushed a turtle... I laughed and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company. |
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| Michael Scott: | Someone complained that the men's room is whites only. Stanley, you know that's not true. |
| Stanley: | I didn't say that. |
| Creed: | Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door? |
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| Oscar Martinez: | Hey, where's Dwight? |
| Jim Halpert: | You didn't hear? |
| Creed Bratton: | Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird. |
| Jim Halpert: | I'm pretty sure none of that's real. |
| Creed Bratton: | YOU'RE NOT REAL, MAN! |
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| Jim Halpert: | Hey guys. What're we talking about? |
| Creed: | Nothing! Nothin' goin' on. We're talkin' about nothing. Come on gang. |