Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Erin | Who's Holly, guys? |
| Michael Scott | That is a good question, Erin. How do you describe somebody who is at the same time an old friend, and was a lover, and was a complicated part of my past, and maybe, just maybe, a part of my future? |
| Creed | She's one sassy black lady. |
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| Oscar Martinez: | Hey, where's Dwight? |
| Jim Halpert: | You didn't hear? |
| Creed Bratton: | Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird. |
| Jim Halpert: | I'm pretty sure none of that's real. |
| Creed Bratton: | YOU'RE NOT REAL, MAN! |
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| Creed: | Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to [holds up passport] Williams Charles Schneider. |
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| Creed: | Hey why haven't we ever uh... |
| Meredith: | We have. |
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| Michael Scott: | Do you remember Ed Truck? |
| Creed: | Sure, he hired me. How's he doin'? |
| Michael Scott: | How would I know? |
| Creed: | I thought you might. |
| Michael Scott: | My biggest fear is turning into him. |
| Creed: | Michael, you should have much bigger fears than that. |
| Michael Scott: | I wasn't talking literally, Creed. Yeah, being buried alive would be worse, happy? Why am I talking to you? |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Parley, my office, five minutes. |
| Pam Beesly: | Parley? |
| Creed: | Pirate code, he wants to meet. |
| Pam Beesly: | So everyone here knows pirate code? |
| Creed: | I understand it, I can't speak it. |
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| Creed: | Andrea's the uh, office bitch. You'll get used to her. |
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| Ryan: | What I really want, honestly, Michael is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, whomever. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh okay. |
| Ryan: | What? |
| Michael Scott: | It's whoever, not whomever. |
| Ryan: | It's whomever. |
| Michael Scott: | No, whomever is never acutally right. |
| Jim Halpert: | Nope, sometimes it's right. |
| Creed: | Michael is right. It's a made up word used to trick students- |
| Andy: | No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word-- |
| Oscar: | Obviously it's a real word- but I don't know how to use it correctly. |
| Michael Scott: | [to camera] Not a native speaker. |
| Kevin: | I know what's right. But I'm not gonna say. Because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night. |
| Ryan: | Do you really know which one is correct? |
| Kevin: | I don't know. |
| Pam Beesly: | It's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when as the subject. |
| Phyllis: | That sounds right. |
| Michael Scott: | Well it sounds right but is it? |
| Stanley: | How did Ryan use it, as an object? |
| Ryan: | As an object. |
| Kelly: | Ryan used me as an object. |
| Oscar: | Is he right about that-- |
| Pam Beesly: | How did he use it again? |
| Toby: | It was, Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object-- |
| Michael Scott: | Thank you! |
| Toby: | ...to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the, the correct usage of the word. |
| Michael Scott: | No one, uh asked you anything ever so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull? |
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| Creed: | [on the phone with Pam] Yo. Is this his new chair? |
| Pam Beesley: | No. He hasn't picked one yet. |
| Creed: | Gah. |
| [cut to Creed's talking head] | |
| Creed: | When Pam gets Michael's new chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go. |
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| Michael Scott: | And another thing about the Indian people, they love sex positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that. Who's seen that before? |
| Creed: | I have. That's the Union of the Monkey. |
| Meredith: | Ohh, that's what they call it. |
| Kevin: | This is the best meeting we have ever had. |
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| Creed: | [translated from Mandarin] To all my friends in China: Hello. |
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| Kevin: | Jim has got it bad for Pam. |
| Creed: | Oooh! ...Which one is Pam? |