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Creed Quotes From The Office

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Creed: Boboddy, boboddy. What does the first B stand for?
Pam Beesly: What are we doing?
Creed: We're making acronyms. Okay. What does the first B stand for?
Kevin: Um... Business.
Creed: I... like it!
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Dwight Schrute: Who's the father?
Pam Beesly: Jim.
Dwight Schrute: How far along?
Jim Halpert: Four months?
Creed: Who's the OB/GYN?
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Creed: I feel terrible about Debbie Brown. She got fired 'cuz of Dwight. So I thought I'd pass around a goodbye card, maybe everyone could put in a couple of bucks to help her through these difficult times. Why do bad things always happen to the good people? It's tragic. It's just tragic .[Creed pockets money and throws out card]
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Creed: Be cool Michael. I saw this guy kill a bunch of people.
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Meredith: Guys, do we have to stay all day?
Phyllis: I mean Michael's gone can't we just go?
Creed: Yeah and I finished my work months ago.
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Creed: We're screwed.
Michael Scott: Who is?
Creed: Us. You, me. The old-timers.
Michael Scott: I am not old. You are old. You are like a hundred.
Creed: You're over forty, that's the cutoff.
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Creed: In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors. In the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
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Michael Scott: Ok, Ryan, you told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell.
[cut to interview]
Creed: I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.
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Creed: [translated from Mandarin] To all my friends in China: Hello.
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Merideth I know lots of people with herpes. I have herpes.
Creed Really? I've never seen it on you.
Merideth That's because it's on my genitals, genius.
Kevin Malone [takes a moment to think] You have a penis?
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Creed: It's crazy what's going on out there, huh?
Jim Halpert: I know. Yeah. It's... kinda...
Creed: Sometimes it's best just to stay out of it.
Jim Halpert: That's true. That's right, yeah.
Creed: Wanna play a game?
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