Creed Quotes From The Office

Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community
10
likes
Creed: Guys, I'm starting to think Pam's not even pregnant.
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community
26
likes
Kelly: I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then, after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico.
Creed: That wasn't a tapeworm.
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community
35
likes
Creed: Thanks, I've never owned a refrigerator before.
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community
10
likes
Michael Scott: If by 'me' you are inferring that I have B.O. then I would say, 'That is a poor choice of words.'
Creed: He wasnt inferring, he was implying. You were inferring.
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community
18
likes
[from deleted scenes]
Creed: Back in the '60s, I was with the Grassroots. We toured with Janis Joplin, The Doors, Cream. We had a lot of fun. And now I do quality assurance for a paper company. As you can imagine drugs played a part... They still do... I, uh... My work calls last about 90 seconds and that's about as long as I can concentrate.
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community
33
likes
Michael Scott: Ok, Ryan, you told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell.
[cut to interview]
Creed: I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community
26
likes
Phyllis: Um. I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions and he was holding a map and when I walked over he had it out on the map.
Angela: Phyllis. You're a married woman.
Creed: The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss.
[cut to interview]
Creed: If that's flashing then lock me up.
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community
1
likes
Pam Halpert: No laughing. No comments. Just positive energy and we'll have a pure fun day. Okay?
Creed: Thanks mom.
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community
5
likes
[Creed walks into the office dressed as the Joker]
Oscar: Whoa! Awesome!
Creed: Let's put a smile on that FACE! [walks away]
[Kevin stands up from behind his desk, also dressed as the Joker]
Kevin: Damn it, Creed! I've been up since four!
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community
28
likes
Creed: [when asked to ID a photo of marijuana] That is Northern Lights, cannabis indica.
Dwight Schrute: [sighs with disappointment] No. It's marijuana.
Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community
4
likes
[Creed pulls into the parking lot and goes into the office]
Creed: Sorry I'm late, boss. What's going on?
Michael Scott: [accent] Sir, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect.
Creed: OK. Hang on just a second. Let me just settle in and I'll be right back.
Michael Scott: Very good, very good. Now, no one was there in the wine cellar.
[Creed gets in his car and drives away]
Next Page of Creed quotes
Quotes from  Michael Scott  Dwight Schrute  Creed Bratton  Pam  Random Quotes from All Seasons