Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Jan: | Okay, name please. |
| Creed: | Creed Braton, 75-plus division. |
| Jan: | You're over 75-years-old? |
| Creed: | 82, November first. How much is the prize money? |
| Jan: | There's no prize money. |
| Creed: | What is any of this real? |
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| Pam Beesly: | During the course of business, a copier goes through something called normal wear and tear. |
| [cut to Creed depositing coins in the side of the machine] | |
| Oscar: | I think it's seventy-five cents. |
| Creed: | That's a lot. |
| [cut to a Cat gnawing on the power cord] | |
| Angela: | Bandit, no! No, no, no. |
| [cut to Kevin spilling a whole cup of coffee on the copier glass] | |
| Kevin: | Ohh! |
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| Creed: | That's some fun stuff. When's the website go up? |
| Ryan: | As fast as possible. We wanna start retraining people ASAP so we can hit the ground running with the new system. |
| Creed: | Cool beans. |
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| Creed: | I don't get the big fuss here. I like the site. |
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| Creed: | Guys, I'm starting to think Pam's not even pregnant. |
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| Michael Scott: | And another thing about the Indian people, they love sex positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that. Who's seen that before? |
| Creed: | I have. That's the Union of the Monkey. |
| Meredith: | Ohh, that's what they call it. |
| Kevin: | This is the best meeting we have ever had. |
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| Ryan: | Do you love her, or do you love the idea of her. |
| Creed: | I don't know man. I just don't know. |
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| [trying to repack a box] | |
| Oscar: | Did we try printer first? Shredder at an angle? Fax, cable, then the scanner upside down? |
| Pam Beesly: | Yes. |
| Creed: | Have you tried making everything smaller. |
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| Michael Scott: | Cafe Disco is dead but I still hear the music in my head. |
| Creed: | [walking by] I do too, boss. |
