Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Erin: | [does a cartwheel] Look guys! I did it! |
| Creed: | Oh f*** you f*** you f*** you! |
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| Creed: | So hey. I wanna, set you up with my daughter. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh I'm engaged to Pam. |
| Creed: | I thought you were gay. |
| Jim Halpert: | Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter. |
| Creed: | I don't know. |
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| ["Bring my troops home save and sound, says this little girl..."] | |
| Andy: | Ok, honest feedback time. Oscar? |
| Oscar: | It's pandering. And it makes me think you think I'm stupid. |
| Andy: | But do you think it could be famous? Like in a car commercial or something? |
| Pam Halpert: | Not really? It kinda weird, that a grown man is singing from the point of view of a little girl. |
| Andy: | I feel like I could see someone ice skating to it. You know like in the Olympics. |
| Ryan: | [scratching his head] I don't think they usually, skate to such... bad songs. |
| Andy: | Rude! And not helpful. |
| Creed: | Well I really really really really like it. |
| Andy: | Well that... that really bums me out. |
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| Creed: | Are you listening to what he's saying? Retraining, new system, youth. I'm telling you, this kid is the grim reaper. You deal with this, or you, me, Sammy, Phyllis, the chick you hit with a car... we're goners. |
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| Meredith: | You know I once dated a couple guys from Cornell. They were really nice. They gave me a ride home. |
| Andy: | I seriously doubt anyone from Cornell dated you. |
| Creed: | It's pronounced colonel and it's the highest rank in the military. |
| Andy: | It's pronounced Cor-nell! It's the highest rank in the Ivy League! |
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| Creed: | They've been in there a while. |
| Michael Scott: | Yep. |
| Creed: | Can't be good. |
| Michael Scott: | No. |
| Creed: | Think they're talking about me? |
| Michael Scott: | No I think they're talking about me. |
| Creed: | Yeah. That makes way more sense. Thanks boss. |
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| Creed: | I remember it was very late at night, like eleven, eleven-thirty. Big fella comes in, screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute, grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter- |
| Angela: | You're useless. |
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| [Creed is dressed as a vampire for halloween] | |
| Creed: | I vant to sell you blood! |
| Ryan: | That's really not the trend in vampires right now. |
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| Creed: | I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader. |
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| Michael Scott: | Phyllis. |
| Phyllis: | Oh no, they're still not done. |
| Michael Scott: | No no no, let me see. [picks up the mostly knitted mittens] Oh Phyllis, nice try. I love 'em. [waves goodbye to her with the mittens] [Michael begins walking out the office, he takes one last look at all his friends to see them working, and Jim looking back, teary eyed] |
| Creed: | [drinking from Michael's World's Best Boss mug] See ya tomorrow boss! |
| Michael Scott: | Later guys. [leaves the office] |
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| Creed: | [when asked to ID a photo of marijuana] That is Northern Lights, cannabis indica. |
| Dwight Schrute: | [sighs with disappointment] No. It's marijuana. |