Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Creed: | Boboddy, boboddy. What does the first B stand for? |
| Pam Beesly: | What are we doing? |
| Creed: | We're making acronyms. Okay. What does the first B stand for? |
| Kevin: | Um... Business. |
| Creed: | I... like it! |
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| Creed: | Guys, I'm starting to think Pam's not even pregnant. |
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| Ryan: | Creed, did you organize the menu book? |
| Creed: | Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis. |
| Ryan: | No, that was mandatory. |
| Creed: | Oh I thought it was a volunteer thing. |
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| Jim Halpert: | It's under here as "Security Guard Home" did you not get his name or? |
| Toby: | No. |
| Jim Halpert: | It's ringing. Does anyone have his name? Quick? |
| Andy: | Yes. It's Eddy. |
| Jim Halpert: | It's not- it's not Eddy. It's Edmund or-- |
| Creed: | Hank. His name is Hank. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh guys his name's not Hank it's uh.. is it Edgar? |
| Phyllis: | Elliot. |
| Oscar: | Elliot! |
| Jim Halpert: | Is it Elli-- [to cell phone] Hey... Chief. This is uh, Jim Halpert from, um, where you work. [staggered] You are the guy who sits behind the desk, you're- you're the a-African American guy. I mean you're uhh-- Who have I got here? |
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| Kevin: | No food now?! Someone has to do something about Dwight! |
| Creed: | I put some snacks in the freezer for us. |
| Pam Beesly: | You mean the frozen mice for the piranha? |
| Creed: | No, the blueberry Slurpee pouch. |
| Phyllis: | He means the ice pack. |
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| Meredith: | You know what, don't even worry about it. Everyone was so drunk, I'll bet no one even remembers what you said |
| Creed: | I remember. I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts. Check it out. |
| [cut to Ryan's talking head] | |
| Ryan: | Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened a word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the intranet... it's pretty shocking. |
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| Creed: | Animals can't feel pain. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Hey guys. What're we talking about? |
| Creed: | Nothing! Nothin' goin' on. We're talkin' about nothing. Come on gang. |
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| Jim Halpert: | He obviously forgot to get me something, and then he went in his closet and dug out this little number [holds up way-too-short sleeves] and then threw it in a bag. |
| Creed Bratton: | [cut to Creed's talking head] Yep. That's exactly what happened. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. Will you form an allegiance-- |
| Creed: | Sure. |
| Dwight Schrute: | To use sudden violence-- |
| Creed: | Okay. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake? |
| Creed: | What size? |
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| Kelly: | I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then, after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico. |
| Creed: | That wasn't a tapeworm. |