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Listen. When I saw you talking to Erin earlier, I noticed that your pupils dilated and your skin flushed and I'm assuming, a little bit of blood rushed into your penis. [Andy says nothing] Well, a little bit of blood rushed into mine as well, so where does that leave us?
The new receptionist is also named Kelly. So Kelly Kapour has decided to hover around my desk so that she can run into Charles' office every time he calls for Kelly. She thinks that if she says "you wanted me" enough he will in fact want her. It's not the worst plan shes ever had.
I make that one copy and I become the girl who makes copies. And by the end of the day I'm the receptionist again. And the worst part is, I like making copies. The paper comes out all warm and stuff. And it's cold in there! Because it's technically a closet.
[on his cellphone] You should come on down this weekend man. Yeah. We'll hang out Scranton style.
Hey, you said you're gonna be out of town this weekend.
Please don't listen to my phone calls. [back to the phone] Yeah. She'd probably be a six in New York but she's like a seven here, in Scranton. And then, uh, the boss is my old boss from Dunder Mifflin. It's a small space.
Yes. I am taking Andy hunting after work. Not long ago we were sexual competitors. I used to hate him hate him hate him, hate him. I studied him, to figure out why I hated him so much. But that blossomed into a very real friendship, as these things often do.
I donno I think I have done absolutely everything you can do to prepare for the day. I've updated our contacts, I have gotten quotes from supplies, I have sent out an e-vite, for our big, grand opening pancake luncheon. Six yes's, one maybe, only eleven no's. And seven hundred and eighty-eight not-yet-replied's but! Of that group, seven hundred and eighty-two have viewed it.
I once had a dream. That I was eating a peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. And, lemme tell you something it was delicious. [phone starts ringing] So the next day, I decided to make that sandwich. And in real life it is disgusting. It is a disgusting sandwich. And the reason I tell you this story-- pick up the phone, just--
Not much, what's up with you? Nah it's ok, I'm in the bathroom. Hey have you been watching Damages this year? It's so good! No you gotta tune it, it's as good as anything on HBO. [starts urinating...] Hey does blue go with tan?
Somebody just make the copy?
Like a- like a blue shirt. I don't wear a lot of color so I have a lot of tan. Uh huh...
Who would've thought, that the thing that would save this company would be work. And pancakes. In the end, this day definitely had its ups and downs. I realized that we don't have the biggest office, which is a surprise, because 165 square feet sounds like a lot, but we have people with the biggest hearts and I think for a small company, that is really-- [toilet flushes] someone went to the bathroom... that is really what's important.
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