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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 3 - Back from Vacation

The Office Season 3 Quotes - Back from Vacation

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Toby: Hey, I need to talk to you--
Michael Scott: Not now. Not ever.
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Pam Beesly: Michael? It's Jan on the phone for you.
Michael Scott: No, no, no. Hang up. Hang up. Tell her I'm not here. Don't. Don't. I ran outta gas. Hit a deer. I hit- I hit a deer with my car. Don't! I hit a cat. Tell her I hit a cat.
Pam Beesly: He'll call you back.
Michael Scott: She bought it? Ok. Ok... [walks away]
Dwight Schrute: Michael hit a deer?
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Michael Scott: That photo is my personal property and if you are telling me that you went on my computer and stole that photo then I am gonna call the cops.
Toby: Michael, nine different people emailed me that photo, including my ex-wife and.. we don't talk.
Michael Scott: Well. Then this is probably the ice breaker you need.
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Phyllis: I called every grocery store in Scranton and no one sells whole pigs.
Angela: Did you try the petting zoo?
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Michael Scott: Jan told me to play it cool, and not tell anybody, because it could get us both in trouble. So officially, I did not see her. But I did see Jan there. In our room. At night. And in the morning. That's all I'm gonna say. Sex. Sex. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan.
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Pam Beesly: You can't today, we're doing inventory.
Michael Scott: Inventory's at the end of December.
Pam Beesly: We couldn't do it without you so we postponed.
Michael Scott: I specifically went on vacation so I would miss it.
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Michael Scott: Tonight we are going to have an inventory luau. I want to bring back a little slice of paradise to the Dunder Mifflin warehouse inventory, so party-planning committee, get on it.
Angela: By the end of the day? That's impossible.
Michael Scott: The Jamaicans don't have a word for 'impossible.'
Jim Halpert: Yep, it's English, it's 'impossible.'
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Michael Scott: I have a special assignment for you.
Dwight Schrute: Who's the target?
Michael Scott: A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file. A picture. Filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.
Dwight Schrute: What's it of?
Michael Scott: Not important.
Dwight Schrute: Unless you're willing to tell me everything I cannot accept this assignment.
Michael Scott: Forget it-
Dwight Schrute: Ok, I accept it.
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Michael Scott: And I, to you, in addition, feel, the same feelings, that you are, as well.
[long pause]
Jan: Good. Good.
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Pam Beesly: No, I didn't mind helping Jim with his problem. That's what friends do. I, help, Phyllis all the time. Just yesterday, I untangled a piece of tape from her hair. So, yeah.
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Pam Beesly: Oh, also, Michael went to Jamaica with Jan.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, how have we not talked about this already? I mean what happened there? Kidnapping?
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Michael Scott: How hard is a luau? All you need are some grass skirts, pineapple, poi, tiki torches, suckling pig, some fire dancers. That's all you need.
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Michael Scott: Got to see how Jamaicans live. It is great. You know? They just relax. They party all the time.
Pam Beesly: It's kind of an impoverished country.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Gosh. Great.
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Kevin: Hi Jan. You look... tan.
Jan: I was in Scottsdale, visiting my sister.
Kevin: Yeah? How was it?
Jan: Very sunny. Family's important.
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Michael Scott: Aren't you going to ask me how Jamaica was? Say it. Ask me.
Pam Beesly: How was Jamaica--
Michael Scott: It was so good!!
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