I remember it was very late at night, like eleven, eleven-thirty. Big fella comes in, screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute, grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter-
There were these huge bins of clothes, and everybody was rifling through them, like crazy, and I grabbed one. And it fit. So I don't think that this is totally just a women's suit. At the very least it's bisexual.
This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest, scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case when it inevitably goes to trial.
No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys, who wake up every morning, and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the commissioner, and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.
I graduated from anger management the same way I graduated from Cornell. On time. Now I'm back, got a second chance and I'm not gonna blow it. So look out Dunder Mifflin!! [pause] I mean look out in a fun way, you know, not like I'm gonna hurt you.
Negotiation is an art. Back and forth. Give and take. And today, both Darryl, and I, took something. Higher salaries. Win win win. But you know, life is about more than just salary. It's about, perks. Like having sex with Jan-
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