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Dwight Schrute Quotes From The Office

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Dwight Schrute: Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it... and then you have to tame it. Keep it happy, care for it, feed it... lovingly, like an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
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Dwight Schrute: [singing and dancing] You are getting this raise! I deserve this raise! Yes! Yeah! Why are you going to give me this raise? Why! BECAUSE I AM AWESOME! I AM AWESOME!
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Dwight Schrute: So, uh, how do you think we're gonna do against Penn this year? Nathan Ford's arm looks pretty strong.
Andy: He's had a pretty good season so far...-- Stop saying "we." You did not go to Cornell, ok? You're just doing this so screw with me.
Dwight Schrute: Not so, Cornell is an excellent school. Without its agricultural we probably wouldn't have cabbage. At least not modern cabbage.
Andy: I know it's an excellent school, Dwight. I went there. My blood runs Big Red.
Dwight Schrute: Some day we'll get together in Comstock Hall and just laugh about all this. [taps his water bottle with Andy's coffee mug]
[Andy pours his coffee into the sink
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Dwight Schrute: I've been recommending downsizing since I got here. I even brought it up in my interview.
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Michael Scott: Can you tell who's gay and who's not?
Dwight Schrute: Of course.
Michael Scott: What about Oscar?
Dwight Schrute: Absolutely not.
Michael Scott: Well, he is.
Dwight Schrute: Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes, so...
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Dwight Schrute: Ralph is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed, and not leave any tracks.
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Dwight Schrute: Hello!
Jan: What are you doing here?
Dwight Schrute: We came here to eat dinner and to party. This is a dinner party right?
Pam Beesly: Awesome!
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Michael Scott: Dwight is a wuss. When we rented Armageddon, he cried at the end of it.
Dwight Schrute: That was because it was New Year's Eve and it started to snow at exactly midnight.
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Angela: Hey, come inside and talk to me.
Dwight Schrute: I can't! Do you want us to run aground woman!?
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Dwight Schrute: Does it bother me that I wasn't invited to Michael's dinner party? [starts crying]
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Dwight Schrute: I am greatly concerned about having a convict in the office. And I do not care if that convict is white, black, Asian, German, or some kind of halfsy. I do not like criminals.
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Jim Halpert: You okay?
Dwight Schrute: I am better than you have ever been and ever will be.
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