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Andy Bernard My heart belongs to music. But my ass, belongs to these people.
Dwight Schrute This week we are rolling out the brand new Sabre tablet, the Pyramid.
Phyllis Why is it shaped like that?
Dwight Schrute So you can tell your clients, "Unleash the power of the Pyramid!"
Pam Beesly It's huge! How much does it weigh?
Dwight Schrute Oh, no no no, without the battery pack and the optional memory booster, it's barely three pounds.
Ryan Howard How much memory does it have without the booster?
Dwight Schrute 50L.
Ryan Howard I'm sorry, "L"?
Jim Halpert How much L to a K?
Dwight Schrute You are really going to want the booster.
Stanley How the hell are we supposed to sell--
Jim Halpert --I'll take five.
Phyllis Andy, don't make us sell this stupid thing.
Stanley Hudson: Unleash the power of the pyramid!
Dwight Schrute Here's how I'm going to help out from now on: I'm going to not care, and I'm going to sit around quietly waiting for Andy's inevitable demise.
[Looking at tattoo] It's a Nard Dog! That's my nickety-name!
Robert California: There's something about an underdog that really inspires the unexceptional.