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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 6 - Manager and Salesman

The Office Season 6 Quotes - Manager and Salesman

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Michael Scott: I have been saying the word manager a lot. So whenever Jo thinks manager she thinks of me. Camel Cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel, by making him look like a penis. I can't even go near a cigarette now, without thinking of a penis, and vice versa.
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Ryan: Did you see Saw?
Dwight Schrute: Of course I see-saw. Mose and I see-saw all the time.
Ryan: No, uh, the movie. Did you see, the movie Saw.
Dwight Schrute: Oh. Yeah. Great film. Almost as fun as going on a see-saw.
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Michael Scott: No!!! I can't keep it a secret any longer! Jim's stepping down as salesman I am going to be the sole manager once again.
Oscar: Pssh, I should step into sales myself.
Michael Scott: Why, is there an untapped gay market?
Oscar: Sabre, has no caps on commissions. You can make a lot more money in sales.
Michael Scott: Where did you get that information?
Oscar: Manual.
Michael Scott: Manuel who?
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Dwight Schrute: The new IT guy. Nick.
Ryan: Nick.
Dwight Schrute: I think he is the key. He is very trusting, he's looking for friends. He's been given an awesome amount of power and does not know how to wield it.
Ryan: Like Frodo.
Dwight Schrute: Why don't you just let me handle the Tolkien references. OK, Dumb Jock?
Ryan: Well I think he can be corrupted. Like Gollum.
Dwight Schrute: Smeagle, was corrupted and became Gollum.
[cut to talking head]
Dwight Schrute: I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one.
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Michael Scott: Today Jo Bennett, the CEO from Sabre is coming to see us here for the first time. She bought us sight unseen. Like a mailorder bride. So she's gonna be kinda nervous. I mean, are we ugly? Are we smart? Are we cool? Are we too cool? Do.. we speak English?
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Jo Bennett: Do you always stay seated when a lady enters the room?
Dwight Schrute: I am treating you the same as a man for whom I would also not stand. Unless it was the president. Or Judge Judy.
Jo Bennett: I like that.
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Andy: Whoa traffic jam!
Erin: Uh oh traffic jam on Route 3!
Andy: Beep beep!
Erin: Beep! Twenty people dead in a pileup!
Andy: There's blood everywhere!
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Kelly: I guess Andy likes me. I never thought of him in that way. But, I guess in most romantic comedies the guy you're supposed to be with is never the one you never thought of in that way. You might of even thought he was annoying or possibly homosexual.
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Jim Halpert: I really, really think Michael is better at being a manager. For so many reasons.
Michael Scott: Mmmm no. I think I would be bad. I would, sleep, in my office. And I would sexually harass people.
Jim Halpert: Why would you do that.
Michael Scott: I'm turning myself in right now!
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Erin: Do you want me to spin you in your chair and make you dizzy?
Jim Halpert: Why would I want to do that?
Erin: [quoting Michael] It's a thinking technique, all the top executives do it. It keeps the brain moving and, "a spinning brain is a working brain."
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Michael Scott: I really need my job back. We made a terrible mistake here.
Jim Halpert: For the record, I fought this, alright? And now, I'm not really sure what we do.
Michael Scott: We make a poster that says happy opposite day and she sees it on her way out.. no, that's stupid. Oh I wish we had one of those amnesia flashlights from Men In Black.
Jim Halpert: Hey, what was that movie, where their boss was within earshot and they could've just gone talk to her.
Michael Scott: Lethal Weapon?
Jim Halpert: That's it. I think we should do it the Lethal Weapon way.
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Dwight Schrute: I can't help but think that something we did made this possible.
Ryan: Jim dug his own grave. But maybe we provided, the shovel.
Dwight Schrute: Oh temp I like that. I'm gonna engrave that in a piece of wood.
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Andy: These sure are pretty dogs.
Jo Bennett: [chuckles] They love a good crotch.
Andy: They sure do.
Jo Bennett: You should take that as a compliment.
Andy: Oh I do!
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Jo Bennett: [to Angela, filing into the conference room] Uh, just choosin' seats. Not gettin' married! Chop chop, little onion!
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Michael Scott: What is that smell. Do you smell that? What is that? Is there a sulfur deposit under here.
Pam Beesly: Michael, stop.
Michael Scott: No I'm serious, we don't have to put up with--is it the dogs? You know what, we don't have to deal with this. I am going to Google sulphur maps.
Dwight Schrute: Michael it's Phyllis.
Michael Scott: ...No this is geological.
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Andy: Excuse me, everyone, please check your emails I just sent you the following message: Co-workers, you may have received a valentine from me. Please understand that this does not mean I like you in any way.
Phyllis: You don't even like us as friends?
Andy: Phyllis, you guys are like my closest friends. I just mean I don't like like you.
Oscar: What are we five?
Andy: [reading] Please don't read into this card. Yours in professionalism, Nard Dog.
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Michae I just got a new account, gentlemen's club in Carbondale. It is called Curves. I went by there the old day, saw some of the women walking in, not really my cup of tea--actually, Kevin, you might like it.
Kevin: Nice.
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[after Kelly kisses Andy]
Andy: That was weird.
Meredith: No it ain't. We all saw the valentine you gave her.
Andy: I don't even know what that card said.
Meredith: Believe me, if I got that card, we'd be in the bathroom doing it right nowww.
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Michael Scott: Jo, I don't know how things work in Florida. Which from your description sounds like a colorful, lawless swamp...
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Dwight Schrute: You know, we really don't, announce, out loud, our sales that much?
Michael Scott: Why not? It's part of the sales experience.
Dwight Schrute: It's not really 1992 anymore.
[sales staff laugh]
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Andy: Look alive. [tosses a card at Meredith]
Meredith: Ow! Geez you gave me a paper cut on my throat!
[cut to talking head]
Meredith: Yeah I have this thing about men cutting or threatening to cut my throat. Don't try to cut my throat!
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Pam Beesly: [looking in Michael's office] Michael's marked his heights. He's... grown.
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Michael Scott: I just got a new account, gentlemen's club in Carbondale. It is called Curves. I went by there the old day, saw some of the women walking in, not really my cup of tea--actually, Kevin, you might like it.
Kevin: Nice.
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Michael Scott: Because, well, Jim. Where I'm from, two types of folk: those who ain't, and those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain't you ain't? Ya'll come back now.
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Oscar Martinez: Michael, I'm reading.
Michael Scott: What are you reading?
Oscar Martinez: The Atlantic.
Michael Scott: Oh! That is my favorite ocean. I love it.
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