Pam Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesley: Is Jim gonna propose tonight? He is isn't he? No, he's not. Is he?
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Pam Beesly: You didn't happen to bring any coffee, did you Michael?
Michael Scott: Milk and sugar! [passes back a thermos]
Pam Beesly: Oh, awesome. You're a life saver. [takes a sip] Wait is this just milk and sugar?
Michael Scott: That's what I said.
Pam Beesly: Do you drink this everyday?
Michael Scott: Every morning.
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Dwight Schrute: [looking around office to see if anyone notices the smoke] Does anyone smell anything smoky?
Angela: Did you bring your jerky in again?
Dwight Schrute: [clears throat]
Pam Beesly: [points to smoke] Oh, my God! Uh, Oh my God!
Phyllis: What--
Andy Bernard: Whoa, fire!
Dwight Schrute: Oh, fire! Oh my goodness! What's the procedure? What do we do, people?
Pam Beesly: The phones are dead.
Dwight Schrute: Oh, how did that happen?
Kevin: It's out in the hall.
Dwight Schrute: No, we don't know that. The smoke could be coming through an air duct.
Michael Scott: Oh my God! Okay, it happening. Everybody stay calm.
Dwight Schrute: What's the procedure, everyone? What's the procedure?
Michael Scott: Stay [bleep] calm!
Dwight Schrute: Wait, wait, wait.
Michael Scott: Everyone, now [bleep] calm down!
Dwight Schrute: No! No, Michael! No! Touch the handle. If it's hot, there could be a fire in the hallway.
Michael Scott: What does warm mean?
Everyone: [groaning] Oh my God.
Dwight Schrute: Not a viable option.
Pam Beesly: Try a different door.
Dwight Schrute: Okay, what's next?
Michael Scott: Don't run.
Dwight Schrute: Oh! Here's a door. Check that one out. How's the handle?
Andy Bernard: It-- it's warm.
Dwight Schrute: Well, uh, another option. [everyone chattering at once]
Jim Halpert: Back door.
Dwight Schrute: Back to our options. Jeez! Ok! settle down everyone. No bunching!
Phyllis: Oh! I forgot my purse.
Stanley: Leave it woman!
Michael Scott: Get out of the way! Go, go, go!
Dwight Schrute: Things can be replaced, Phyllis! People, human lives, however, can...
Oscar: Ah! My hand! That's hot!
Andy Bernard: Aah! This one's hot too!
Michael Scott: Okay, we're trapped. Everyone for himself.
Dwight Schrute: Okay, let's go.
Everyone: [shouting] Out of my way! Let's go. Get out of my way!
Dwight Schrute: Calm, please.
Andy Bernard: Get out of the way!
Dwight Schrute: Have you ever seen a burn victim?
Andy Bernard: Move it!
Dwight Schrute: Okay! Procedure, procedure. Exit options. Where do we go folks? Wha-- Use a what to cover the mouth?
Angela: [pulling cat out of filing drawer] It's okay. Shh shhh.
Dwight Schrute: A what? A rag. A damp rag, perhaps. Let's remember those procedures. What are the options? Okay, that's the wrong way. We've already tried that. Remember your exit points. Exit points people.
Angela: Oscar.
Dwight Schrute: What's next?
Angela: Oscar!
Oscar: Stay alive! I'm getting help!
Angela: Pull me up!
Oscar: You're too heavy!
Angela: I only weigh 82 pounds! Uh-- save Bandit! [throws cat into air duct and he falls out through the other side] Oh!
Dwight Schrute: How about 911? Anyone? 911.
[Michael throws a chair at the window, Kevin smashes a chair through the vending machine and begins to grab snacks, everyone is shouting.]
Pam Beesly: What do we do?
Dwight Schrute: Use the surge of fear and adrenaline to sharpen your decision-making.
Jim Halpert: Okay, I am not dying here. Come on.
[everyone is coughing from the smoke, Dwight lights some fire crackers and they start popping]
Angela: What is that? What is that?
Andy Bernard: The fire's shooting at us!
Phyllis: What in the name of God is going on?!
[Dwight pulls fire alarm]
Phyllis and Creed: Ahhhh!!! [Oscar's leg crashes through the ceiling]
Andy Bernard: Go, go, go, go, go!! [Andy and Jim ram the door with the copy machine]
Michael Scott: [throws the projector out the window] Help!! Help!!
Stanley: I'm about to die!
Dwight Schrute: [blowing air horn] Attention everyone! Employees of Dunder Mifflin! This has been a test of our emergency preparedness. There is no fire. It was only a simulation.
Jim Halpert: What?!
Dwight Schrute: Fire not real. This was merely a training exercise. [Oscar drops down from the ceiling] So, what have we learned? [Stanley falls to the floor] Oh come on. It's not real Stanley. Don't have a heart attack.
Michael Scott: No, no, no! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is president! You are black, Stanley! I'm gonna give him mouth to mouth.
Jim Halpert: No, no, no! Don't give him mouth to mouth for this!
Michael Scott: He's going to swallow is tongue.
Jim Halpert: No. Michael. Michael.
Michael Scott: Open your mouth. Come on. Don't swallow it.
Jim Halpert: [everyone shouting at once] Michael! Michael!
Michael Scott: Leave me al--
Andy Bernard: You're choking him!
Michael Scott: Saving him!
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Pam Beesly: I wouldn't go if things weren't so solid with Jim. And down the road, we have a family I couldn't go then either. So the timing's perfect. [pause] And that is the first time I've ever used the word perfect in here.
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Pam Beesly: Dwight, are you carrying a gun?
Dwight Schrute: The holster was a gift from my Great Uncle, Honk. I don't know, just saying that he's proud of me.
Andy: Dwight, guns make me very uncomfortable.
Dwight Schrute: The gun is just an accessory to the holster okay? I can't walk around carrying an empty holster.
Pam Beesly: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight Schrute: Why do you need to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.
Phyllis: You could put your cell phone in it.
Dwight Schrute: Hello? [Opens and closes his cell phone on his cell phone holder on his belt]
Kevin: You could put a bananna in it.
Dwight Schrute: When would I put a bannana in my holster?
Kevin: Incase you weren't hungry now, but you got hungry later.
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Pam Beesly: This is our first, and only, Valentine's Day as fiancees.
Jim Halpert: You're only engaged once! Well, present company excluded.
Pam Beesly: Really Jim. On Cupid's birthday.
Jim Halpert: Yeah. [leans in to kiss Pam and is denied] She's fine.
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Pam Halpert: Hey, Erin, it's Pam. Hey, how you doin-- No, no, don't put cece on the phone because she can't talk yet!
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Pam Beesly: Can we take a look at the suite now?
Employee: Oh I'm sorry, somebody just checked in.
Pam Beesly: Oh is there another wedding at the hotel this weekend?
Employee: Oh no, just an individual. That man there. [points to Andy]
Andy: Hey! I got the room the night before you guys. I'll break in the bed!
Jim Halpert: I don't like that.
Pam Beesly: I'm gonna need the name and cell phone number of the housekeeper responsible for changing the sheets, please.
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Pam Beesly: Hey Dwight... um, my friend is kinda into these two girls that he works with,
Dwight Schrute: Nice.
Pam Beesly: One is tall and brunette, and the other one is short, and blond, and perky, and kinda judgmental. Who do you think he should choose?
Dwight Schrute: Does he have access to their medical records?
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Jim Halpert: You'll never guess. I just got a message from my landlord. Apparently my apartment flooded. Something with the sprinklers.
Jan: Oh no!
Jim Halpert: Pam we should probably get going to see the damage.
Michael Scott: Well you don't know two of you to do that.
Jim Halpert: [pause] That's... true, um. [pause] Dinner sounded delicious. Pam, see you at home? Thank you so much.
Pam Beesly: Oh Jim I don't think you're going to abandon this party here all by itself.
Jim Halpert: No, 'cause everything I own is there.
Pam Beesly: You can buy new stuff but you can't buy a new party!
Michael Scott: That's true! That is a great point. Come on down here. Sit down, on the couch. We're your friends and we're not going to let you think about all your stuff being destroyed alright?
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Michael Scott: Hey. What do you think he and David are talking about? What do you...
Pam Beesly: Um. I donno.
Michael Scott: You said good luck to Jim and he walked in.
Pam Beesly: Did I? Doesn't sound like me. Not very superstitious.
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Pam Beesly: We have peanut butter in the kitchen.
[Dwight runs to the kitchen]
Michael Scott: I don't feel like peanut butter. [to Dwight] Get me an ice cream sandwich!
Jim Halpert: Well it's not for you, it's for your hair, and it is [checks watch] 9 am.
[Dwight comes running back]
Pam Beesly: No, Dwight! Not the good peanut butter, people are gonna get mad.
Michael Scott: Hey hey hey! This is my hair we're talking about.
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