Pam Quotes From The Office

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Kevin: As God as my witness, I will quit, if this is not fixed!
Pam Beesley: Some of us like the walk more than others.
Kevin: It hurts like hell.
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Michael Scott: So what we do, is we drive all day, and we stay in a hotel together at night.
Pam Beesly: Separate rooms.
Michael Scott: Well that goes without saying.
Pam Beesly: I'm gonna say it anyway.
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Bob Vance: Everyone here whose bowled a 280, please raise your hand. [raises his hand]
Jim Halpert: No way, 280?
Pam Beesly: That's impressive.
Phyllis: Ok. Now everyone here whose bowled under seventy raise their hand.
Jim Halpert: Yikes.
Phyllis: Come on, Bob, raise your hand.
Jim Halpert: No!
Pam Beesly: What!
Bob Vance: You love bringing up that one time, don't you?
Phyllis: Yeah! I do!
Pam Beesly: Jim uses a six pound ball.
Jim Halpert: That is a lie, that is a lie.
Pam Beesly: Yes! He bowled five frames with this pink sparkly thing, until a little girl had to ask for her ball back.
Jim Halpert: But that girl must have had monstrous hands because the holes fit.
Pam Beesly: No, you just have really dainty fingers.
Bob Vance: Ohh. You could always model ladies jewelery.
Jim Halpert: Nobody asked, Bob!
[all laugh]
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Michael Scott: [on his cellphone] No, I'll talk to her. No, nobody talks to my baby that way. Yeah I'll let you know how it goes. Alright. Bye, Pickle. [hangs up and walks into the conference room] Pamela Morgan Beesly you need to apologize to your mother right now.
Angela: I'm sorry, I was told I have the floor.
Oscar: Whoa hold on, hold on. What's going on?
Jim Halpert: Nothing! Nothing at all. "It's all goood."
Pam Beesly: I'm not apologizing to anyone. Michael owes ME an apology.
Michael Scott: For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover?
Pam Beesly: Don't call my mother your lover!
Kevin: Yes! That's what I'm talking about.
Andy: That is not ok dude!
Michael Scott: Ok, in my defence--
Phyllis: Disgusting.
Creed: That's messed up man.
Pam Beesly: Yes. Thank you. Welcome to my personal hell!
Oscar: You have no sense of boundaries, Michael.
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Creed: [on the phone with Pam] Yo. Is this his new chair?
Pam Beesley: No. He hasn't picked one yet.
Creed: Gah.
[cut to Creed's talking head]
Creed: When Pam gets Michael's new chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go.
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Pam Beesly: I make that one copy and I become the girl who makes copies. And by the end of the day I'm the receptionist again. And the worst part is, I like making copies. The paper comes out all warm and stuff. And it's cold in there! Because it's technically a closet.
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David Wallace: I don't know-- what do you want me to do now, Michael? What am I supposed to do now.
Michael Scott: Well David I will be honest with you. I do want the credit without any of the blame.
David Wallace: Okay. Uhhhh... I am going back to New York. [stands up] Pam do me a favor, don't send me those notes.
Pam Beesly: Ok.
David Wallace: I am gone. [leaves]
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Pam Beesly: We got the van at a used car lot. We think it says Hallelujah Church of Scranton in Korean. It was either this or an old school bus with an owl living in it.
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