Pam Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: Hey my aunt told me something neat. She said, everything with the wedding goes by so fast, we should try to take mental pictures of the high points.
Jim Halpert: Oh wow, that's cool. [turns to Pam] Click! Oh you blinked! Dammit now that's in my brain forever.
Pam Beesly: Oh.
Jim Halpert: What a lousy picture.
Pam Beesly: We should've hired a professional to take the mental pictures.
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Kelly: Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!
Pam Beasley: No...
Kelly: [clapping her hands] Fashion show fashion show fashion show at lunch! Fashion show fashion show fashion show at lunch!
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Pam Beesly: Hey hey! Where are you? Can you take Andy to the hospital?
Jim Halpert: What?
Pam Beesly: He tore his scrotum dancing.
Jim Halpert: What?
Pam Beesly: He is in my room icing his balls.
Jim Halpert: What?
Pam Beesly: Please stop saying what. Can you take him?
Jim Halpert: Look I would so take him in any other circumstance but I'm pretty certain I'm completely wasted.
Pam Beesly: Your brothers took you out drinking.
Michael Scott: Is that Pam? Hey! Have her come out! Have her come out! It will be like Coyote Ugly.
Pam Beesly: That's Michael. You're out with Michael!?
Jim Halpert: And Dwight. Pam it just happened.
Pam Beesly: Ok fine. I'll take him.
Jim Halpert: I love you! Ok I gotta go!
Pam Beesly: Are you pushing me off the phone?
Jim Halpert: No. Let's talk for a long time.
Pam Beesly: Good-bye. [hangs up]
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Pam Beesly Um, about the beach...
Karen It's okay. We all say things without thinking.
Pam Beesly Oh no, it's not that. I've actually been thinking that for a long time. And I'm glad I said it; I just... I'm sorry if it made you feel weird.
Karen [to camera] Pam is... kinda of bitch.
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Michael Scott: Energize!
Jim Halpert: [whispering] You know what would energize me? If you, Pamela Morgan Beesly...
Pam Beesly: Don't. Don't you dare.
Jim Halpert: would take....
Pam Beesly: If you purpose to me during a Michael meeting, I would say no.
Jim Halpert: Well, it’s too late because... I am purposing that you get me a cup of coffee, which would energize me greatly, making me the happiest man in the world.
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Pam Beesly: Michael? Ryan's wants to introduce the branch managers in a few minutes, you just have to wave and introduce yourself.
Michael Scott: I'll just wave and introduce myself.
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Pam Beesly: What? [Jim shakes his head] Did you want to tell me something? You look like you want to tell me something. [Jim shakes his head no] You look like you have something really important to say and you just can't for some reason. [Jim smiles] Come on, you can tell me. Jim, you can tell me anything. [Jim stops smiling and looks down. Pam wonders what that means]
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Pam Beesly: Yeah, he tried to set up my Tivo for me, but then I did have audio for a week.
Michael Scott: If you ever need any help, I'm just a phone call away.
Jan: I bet you are.
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Jim Halpert: Hey Pam... I think that's empty.
Pam Beesly: No, 'cause the ice melts and then it's like... second drink!
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