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Pam Quotes From The Office

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Dwight Schrute: Excuse me. May I have your attention, please. There has been an accident on 84-West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured.
Pam Beesly: Do we know anyone who was in the accident?
Dwight Schrute: Brad Pitt. Also, there will be no bonuses.
Stanley: Why would this affect our bonuses?
Dwight Schrute: They are unrelated.
Kelly: Is Brad ok?
Dwight Schrute: He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing.
Oscar: What the hell's going on here?
Angela: Are we out of jobs?
Dwight Schrute: Yes.
Kelly: This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Anniston.
Michael Scott: He was kidding. Dwight was kidding and I don't know why because it wasn't funny and was, just, horrible.
Stanley: Michael, you said we were getting bonuses.
Michael Scott: Alright, everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it.
Stanley: [into phone] Cancel the wallpaper.
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Ryan Howard: Michael gave all of our clients back to their old salespeople. So now there's not enough for both me and Pam to stay on.
Pam Beesly: He can only keep one of us as a salesperson now. He'll make his decision at the end of the day.
Ryan Howard: I think you should get it. You really grew into it.
Pam Beesly: Oh. [pause] I think you should get it. You've changed a lot and you'd be good at it.
Ryan Howard: If you really think that will you tell that to Michael? That would go a long way coming from you.
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
Ryan Howard: Thanks.
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Pam Beesly: Something's up with Jim and Karen. Not that I've been eavesdropping. It's not really any of my business, but... I've gotten pretty good at reading the back of Jim's neck.
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Pam Beesly: Yay, Kevin! Woohoo for Kevin, for stinking up the bathroom.
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Pam Beesly: Hey, what's that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.
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Jim Halpert: So, Dwight heard you were having a really rough day, so he generously offered to wash our car.
Pam Beesly: Aww he did that for me?
Jim Halpert: Yes. He did. You know what's nice? Night swimming in Bio Bay. Remember that older couple whose kids were also named Jim and Pam?
Pam Beesly: [laughs] Yeah... Mmmm, say more nice things.
Jim Halpert: Well, we went on a Segway tour and we're awesome at it. Yes we are. And... Franken Beans!
Pam Beesly: Maybe I'm overreacting.
Jim Halpert: Yeah. Maybe.
Pam Beesly: But I don't think I am.
Jim Halpert: You're not. Nope. Nope...
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Pam Beasley: I decided to come. Um, I feel a little underdressed, but at least I'm not dressed like a slutty cheerleader, right? Is that mean?
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[Dwight appears as Jim is kissing Pam]
Dwight Schrute: You're back.
Pam Beesly: Uh, yeah.
Dwight Schrute: Good. [takes papers out] I need you to make five copies of these.
Pam Beesly: I'm not going inside.
Dwight Schrute: Alright. First thing in the morning then.
Jim Halpert: Welcome back.
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Pam Beesly: Guess who just got into the Pratt school of Design.
Jim Halpert: No way. What did I say? I said that they'd love those sketches. [hugging Pam] Congratulations!
Pam Beesly: Oh thank you! I don't know what you doubted it because I'm so clearly awesome.
Jim Halpert: Yes. When do you start?
Pam Beesly: I don't know I didn't read it carefully. I just saw congratulations and I skimmed the list and I saw my name and I came in here to tell you and get a snack.
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Pam Beasley: [discussing Michael and Jan's sex life] Michael, you need to get out of this.
Michael Scott: No, she-she's just fooling around. It's a women thing.
Pam Beasley: No, normal women don't do stuff like that. This is bad.
Michael Scott: [starts to cry]
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Katy: First, Legally Blonde.
Pam Beesly: [laughs]
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