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Pam Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: [deleted scene] Office romance. For example, Pam and I are dating, do we have to disclose that?
Pam Beesly: We're not dating.
Michael Scott: No, but I'm saying hypothetically if we were dating...
Pam Beesly: We're not dating. I'm engaged.
Michael Scott: Well, Roy is dead and I ask you out.
Pam Beesly: I would say no.
Michael Scott: And you said yes, and we go out.
Pam Beesly: I'd drown myself.
Michael Scott: And now Roy and Pam are dead, and we have your stupid rules to blame, Toby.
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Pam Beesly: Hey Erin do you mind faxing this for me?
Erin: Oh sure. Oh wait, hand them to me upside down so I don't accidentally read them.
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Pam Beesly: You came up to my desk and you said, 'this might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat is expired.'
Jim Halpert: That was the moment that you knew you liked me.
Pam Beesly: Yep.
Jim Halpert: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
Pam Beesly: Nope.
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Pam Halpert: Michael, she's perfect for you.
Oscar: She's the one.
Jim Halpert: She's amazing. This is very exciting.
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Michael Scott: [Talking to Pam]As you know, there is going to be downsizing. And you have made my life so much easier, in that, I am going to have to let you go first.
Pam Beesly: What? Why?
Michael Scott: Why? Well, theft, and stealing.
Pam Beesly: Stealing? Um...what am I supposed to have stolen?
Micheal Scott: Post-it notes.
Pam Beesly: Post-it notes? What are those 50 cents?
Michael Scott: Yeah, well, you steal a thousand Post-it notes at 50 cents a piece, and, you know, you've made a profit... margin, you're going to run us out of business Pam.
Pam Beesly: Are you serious?
Michael Scott: Yeah, I am.
Pam Beesly: Um...I can't believe this. I mean, I've never even stolen a paperclip and now you're firing me.
Michael Scott: The best thing about this is that, we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because... that is... gross miss conduct and uh, just clean out your desk. Sorry. [Pam starts crying] [After a long pause] You've been X-Punked! Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around! See? Okay, he was in on it, he was my accomplice. [Ryan shaking his head] And it was kind of a moral booster thing. And we were showing the new guy around, and, kinda giving him the feel of the place.
Pam Beesly: You're a jerk!
Michael Scott: I don't know about that.
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Pam Beesly: Hey, Jim, um, listen, can I call you back in a little bit? I made friends.
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Jim Halpert: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Pam Beesly: I cannot believe I fell for that. [laughs]
Michael Scott: [walks in] What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.
Jim Halpert: Um, is it just me, or does it smell like up-dog in here?
Michael Scott: What's up-dog?
Jim Halpert: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Michael Scott: Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant!
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