Pam Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: Every time Michael's in a meeting, he makes me come in and give him a Post-it note telling him who's on the phone. I did it once and he freaked out. He loved it so much. The thing is he doesn't get that many calls. So he has me make them up every ten minutes.
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Pam Beesly: Hey, how you doing?
Daryl: Been thinking about my grandmother a lot.
Pam Beesly: Yeah..
Daryl: She was about to turn 97.
Pam Beesly: At least she lived a very long and I'm sure very happy life.
Daryl: Hmm.
Pam Beesly: Got you this card. When you're ready, we all signed it. We just want you to know we're thinking about you.
Daryl: Thank you. [Now reading card] 'Congratulations Daryl, let's get wasted. Have fun today big guy. Oh yeah, party time. Whoop. Whoop.'
Pam Beesly: It's possible that some people thought it was your birthday.
Daryl: [Continues reading] ' Hooray, live it up Big D. Days like this don't come up for a long time, to celebrate. You deserve this.'
Dwight Schrute: [Blows on a noisemaker and wearing a birthday hat]
Andy: Birthday punches! [starts punching Daryl in the gut while Daryl's eyes water] 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! 11! 12! 13! 14! 15! 16! 17! 18! 19! 20! 21! 22! 23! 24! 25!
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Michael Scott: So did you hear the news?
Pam Beasley: The news that you just announced?
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Kevin: What does a bean mean?
Pam Beesly: Why aren't there any beans on this very old, frizzy-haired picture of me?
Kevin: Michael, what does a bean mean.
Pam Beesly: Jim?
Jim Halpert: I was just trying to be unbiased.
Kevin: WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN.
Oscar: Would someone please explain to Kevin?
Meredith: Why can't you? My time is just as valuable as yours.
Phyllis: Not according to the beans.
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Pam Beesly: Hey have I told you you look really nice today?
Michael Scott: Oh, thank you.
Pam Beesly: Yeah is that a new tie?
Michael Scott: Um, no. No, um, no I got it at TJ Maxx. Four dollars.
Pam Beesly: That is amazing!
Michael Scott: You think that's good, check out these pants. Nine dollars. Nine dollars! Look at the ass. Check out the ass! Look at that!
Pam Beesly: No way!
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Pam Beesly: I'm guessing Angela is the one in the neighborhood that gives the trick-or-treaters toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts.
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Pam Beesly: So many memories in this old gym: Pretending to have PMS so I didn't have to play volleyball. Pretending to have PMS so I didn't have to play basketball. [pause] Those were the days.
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Jim Halpert: Hey everybody. Hi, how you doin'. Could I have your attention please 'cause we have to talk about this birthday thing.
Pam Beesly: Conference room?
Jim Halpert: Yes. Conference room. Five minutes. Nnnnno. No. We're gonna solve it right here. We're actually gonna talk about it, out here. So who has problems with the birthday thing? One two three, everybody. Ok so then we just shouldn't do it.
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Pam Beesly: You didn't happen to bring any coffee, did you Michael?
Michael Scott: Milk and sugar! [passes back a thermos]
Pam Beesly: Oh, awesome. You're a life saver. [takes a sip] Wait is this just milk and sugar?
Michael Scott: That's what I said.
Pam Beesly: Do you drink this everyday?
Michael Scott: Every morning.
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Michael Scott: Here we go, knock knock.
Pam Beesly: Who's there.
Michael Scott: Buddha.
Pam Beesly: Buddha who.
Michael Scott: Buddha this bread for me! [putting a slice of bread and block of butter on the desk]
[Michael and Dwight laugh hysterically]
Michael Scott: I need something to wipe my hand.
Pam Beesly: [handing a napkin] Yep there's-- there's butter on my desk.
Michael Scott: It was a classic.
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Michael Scott: ... [Michael stands with his feet on both sides of Pam's head as she is laying down] Now, up ahead, a castle is in the distance.
Jim Halpert: [Jim sees the way Michael is standing over Pam] Don't open your eyes.
Pam Beesly: What? [Pam opens her eyes] Oh.
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