Pam Quotes From The Office

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[Jim walks out to the stalled elevator]
Jim Halpert: Pam?
Pam Halpert: Oh hey Jim! Some prankster switched the elevator buttons on Dwight.
Jim Halpert: I did not do this.
Pam Halpert: I know. [smiles] Yeah! And it was going really great at first. I got video [tosses her cell phone]
Jim Halpert: This is impressive.
Pam Halpert: Well you know, they don't call me the Bart Simpson of Scranton for nothing.
Jim Halpert: Do they call you that?
Pam Halpert: They do call me that.
Jim Halpert: Come on, give me your hand I'll help you down.
Pam Halpert: Nope! Scared of getting cut in half. Also there's pee on the floor.
Jim Halpert: Oh! Of course there is. Hey. Chinese tonight?
Pam Halpert: Yeah.
Jim Halpert: Alright.
[Dwight kneels down]
Dwight Schrute: How you doing?
Jim Halpert: Pretty good. You must be almost out of water.
Pam Halpert: Stop drinking the water! Stop!
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Pam Beesly: Tomorrow I start a three month design program at the Pratt Institute in New York. I will be a little fish in the Big Apple... What up 2-1-2!
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Pam Beesly: [looking in Michael's office] Michael's marked his heights. He's... grown.
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Michael Scott: Jim! Could you come in here please? [Jim walks into Michael's office, see's computer's face. Stops]
Harvey: Hi, Jim.
Jim Halpert: [surprised] Hello.
Harvey: I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.
Michael Scott: [snorts with laughter] I'm sorry.
Jim Halpert: Zing.
Michael Scott: Oh, wow! That's so rude. I'm sorry, I can't control him.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, you can.
Michael Scott: You know what? Get Pam.
Jim Halpert: For this?
Michael Scott: PAM!
Harvey: [as Pam walks in] Pam, you look very hot today.
Michael Scott: [giggles]
Jim Halpert: Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael's new friend.
Pam Beesly: Great.
Harvey: Me so horny, me love you long tim.
Michael Scott: Ah! Oohhh!
Jim Halpert: Woah . . .
Michael Scott: That is gross!
Pam Beesly: Who's Long Tim?
Michael Scott: Dammit.
Harvey: Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
Jim Halpert: Ah, well, Yoy should bring Long Tim in one day.
Michael Scott: No . . .
Pam Beesly: I'd love to meet Long Tim.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, right?
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
Harvey: You ruined a funny joke you. Get out of my offive.
Jim Halpert: Ok.
Pam Beesly: Ok. Bye, Harvey!
Harvey: Boobs.
Michael Scott: [giggles]
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[after Michael returns to the bar]
Jim Halpert: Everything ok?
Pam Halpert: Why are you wearing a hat now?
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Pam Beesly: [over bluetooth, referring to Dwight] Describe him exactly. What color mustard is his shirt? Yellow or Dijon?
Jim Halpert: It is more a spicy brown actually.
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Jim Halpert: So you're not doing it.
Pam Beesly: How did you know?
Jim Halpert: Why not?
Pam Beesly: Just, like, no big reason. Just a bunch of little reasons. Roy's right there's no guarantee it's going to lead to anything anyway.
Jim Halpert: Roy said that.
Pam Beesly: What. You have something you wanna say?
Jim Halpert: You gotta take a chance on something sometime Pam. I mean do you wanna be a receptionist here always?
Pam Beesly: Oh excuse me! I'm fine with my choices!
Jim Halpert: You are?
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
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Michael Scott: How much can we afford to pay a delivery guy.
Accountant: Well if these numbers you gave me are correct--
Michael Scott: They are correct sir.
Accountant: --then you can't afford to pay him anything.
Michael Scott: Ok. A lame attempt at humor. A swing and a miss.
Accountant: Your prices are too low.
Michael Scott: Lowest in town!
Accountant: Why do you think Staples and Dunder Mifflin can't match your prices?
Pam Beesly: Corporate greed?
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Pam Beesly: I'm not frustrated. Even if I were in Scranton Jim and I would have days like this. We're just... a little out of sync. You know, that's all. [picking up towel] Oh great, I washed my lipstick.
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Pam Beesly: You do realize we can't serve liquor at the party.
Michael Scott: Yeah I know, damnit. Stupid corporate wet-blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody.
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