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Pam Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: Something's up with Jim and Karen. Not that I've been eavesdropping. It's not really any of my business, but... I've gotten pretty good at reading the back of Jim's neck.
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Michael Scott: You've been X Punk'd! We were kidding! And, Ryan, Ryan, he was in on it...
Pam Beasley: You're a jerk!
Michael Scott: Well, I don't know about that...
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Pam Beesly: [to the accountants] Hey guys, we're all going to visit Merridith and some of us are pitching in a few dollars for flowers.
Kevin: Who's 'we'? You and Jim?
Pam Beesly: No, so far Phylis, Stanley and I.
Kevin: Oh, I bet Jim goes too.
Pam Beesly: Yeah, I haven't asked him yet.
Kevin: I bet you ask.
Pam Beesly: I was planning on it.
Kevin: I bet you were.
Oscar: [an aside to Kevin, whispering] Stop.
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Pam Beesly: Here's what we think happened: Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight. But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace, but that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one Dwigt. And Dwight figured it out. Oops.
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Pam Beesly: Hey hey! Where are you? Can you take Andy to the hospital?
Jim Halpert: What?
Pam Beesly: He tore his scrotum dancing.
Jim Halpert: What?
Pam Beesly: He is in my room icing his balls.
Jim Halpert: What?
Pam Beesly: Please stop saying what. Can you take him?
Jim Halpert: Look I would so take him in any other circumstance but I'm pretty certain I'm completely wasted.
Pam Beesly: Your brothers took you out drinking.
Michael Scott: Is that Pam? Hey! Have her come out! Have her come out! It will be like Coyote Ugly.
Pam Beesly: That's Michael. You're out with Michael!?
Jim Halpert: And Dwight. Pam it just happened.
Pam Beesly: Ok fine. I'll take him.
Jim Halpert: I love you! Ok I gotta go!
Pam Beesly: Are you pushing me off the phone?
Jim Halpert: No. Let's talk for a long time.
Pam Beesly: Good-bye. [hangs up]
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Pam Beesly: Oh, also, Michael went to Jamaica with Jan.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, how have we not talked about this already? I mean what happened there? Kidnapping?
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Pam Beesly: Dunder Mifflin this is Pam. Oh hi David. No, I'm sorry he's not back from the, Civil Rights Rally. [Michael gives the thumbs up as he runs out of the office] I'll have him call you the minute he gets back from the Lincoln Memorial.
Pam Beesly: When Michael's skirting a phone call he gave me a list of places to say he is. [reading the list] Stopping a fight in the parking lot. An Obama fashion show. Whatever, that is. Trapped in an oil painting. I'm gonna save that one.
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