Pam Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: All of these are important to remember but the most important thing is that no one say anything about my pregnancy at the wedding.
Jim Halpert: Absolutely. Because not everyone knows and some people might be offended.
Angela: Decent people everywhere will get offended.
Pam Beesly: Well we're thinking of my grandmother, who we haven't told and who is very old-fashioned.
Angela: Well, you're lucky to have a grandmother. Some of us have to be our own grandmother.
Pam Beesly: You know Angela, um, you don't have to come to the wedding.
Michael Scott: Yes she does! Yes she does. We're all gonna go and we're gonna have a good time! [reaches over to Angela]
Angela: Ow! He pinched me!
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Dwight Schrute: [giving the volleyball to Pam to serve] Okay! Hey Pam how're you doing! Hey do you know if you're right-handed or left-handed. Or do you even know? What hand do you use to answer the phone.
Pam Beesly: Back off Dwight.
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Erin: How did today go, by the way? Did you make any sales?
Pam Beesly: No. It was a total waste of time. Uh, it was fun though, because I got to spend the day with Andy Bernard? He's really cool?
Erin: Yeah he is.
Pam Beesly: Yeah he is! He's like Marlon Brando.
Erin: [pause] Oh, do you mean Marlon Wayans? Because he is.
Pam Beesly: I actually do mean Marlon Wayans.
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Michael Scott: Pam. Pamela. Pamalamadingdong. Making copies.
Pam Beesly: I'm not making any copies.
Michael Scott: Let's go. Messages. Stat. Lot to do, lot to do. Information superhighway.
Pam Beesly: Nothing new.
Michael Scott: Lay them on moi-- what?
Pam Beesly: There's nothing new.
Michael Scott: That's not what you said earlier.
Pam Beesly: Oh. Do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the... [looks at camera]
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Michael Scott: [comes into Jim's office using accent] Deb, what in the world - do you have the vapors?
Jim Halpert: Michael, not now.
Michael Scott: Can't wait, we have to get you to our witch doctor right now. Come on. Come on.
Pam Beasley: I should just go. [accent] Where to now Caleb?
Michael Scott: To Mama Juju Boo Boo.
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Pam Beesly: I make that one copy and I become the girl who makes copies. And by the end of the day I'm the receptionist again. And the worst part is, I like making copies. The paper comes out all warm and stuff. And it's cold in there! Because it's technically a closet.
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Pam's friend: I am an ESL teacher.
Michael Scott: Really? See, I didn't think you could teach that. I thought that was something you were born with. What am I thinking right now.
Pam's friend: Are you thinking that I said ESP?
Michael Scott: Yes. Ah I feel like an idiot. Awesome.
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Jan: So I heard that you were peeping on Michael.
Pam Beesly: No, it was not--
Jan: Look, I don't know what your deal is, but he's mine. Okay? So hands off.
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Nate: Got it. [taking a group photo outside]
Pam Beesly: Okay let's go in. I'm freezing.
Michael Scott: People, wait, wait, wait. Come back, come back. One fun one. We're gonna do a fun one.
Jim Halpert: One Charlie's Angels. One. Let's go.
Pam Beesly: Okay, this is just a Christmas card from your paper supplier. No one's putting this on their fridge.
Kevin: Oh, I got it, you guys, how 'bout this. Michael, what if all the boys are on one side, all the girls are on the other. The boys are like, 'why I oughta', and the girls are like, 'let's go shopping!'.
Andy: Let's just jump in the air!
Michael Scott: That's it! That's a picture! Yes! Jump in the air. We're gonna jump in the air. Here we go.
Nate: One, two, three. [everyone jumps at different times] Not everyone jumped.
Michael Scott: Okay, everybody jump in the air this time, please. Here we go.
Nate: One, two, three. [everyone jumps] Still some people not jumping.
Jim Halpert: You gotta be kidding me. Who isn't jumping?
Dwight Schrute: I'll tell you who. Darryl, Phyllis, Stanley, Angela, and Oscar.
Phyllis: I am jumping.
Dwight Schrute: You are?
Phyllis: Yes, I am jumping.
Dwight Schrute: Let me see you jump. [Phyllis barely jumps] Oh, my God. This is a store bought-camera. This isn't one of those special military-grade cameras that would be able to capture that.
Pam Beesly: I'm freezing
Nate: Um, also, Erin is jumping way too early. She's on the ground by 'three'.
Erin: I didn't want to miss it.
Andy: Well, if we all jump really high, we'll be in the air longer. Do that.
Oscar: Here's a question nobody's asking: Is this worth it?
Michael Scott: Don't answer that. People, listen up and listen good. We need to just get one picture where we're all in the air at the same time. Yes?
Oscar: Why?
Michael Scott: I believe in us. We can do this. Here we go.
Nate: Okay, on three. Uh, everyone in the air. Three, [some people jump] two, [others jump] one, [others jump] zero. [everyone begins to yell]
[cut to the talking head]
Michael Scott: We didn't get it.
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