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Pam Quotes From The Office

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[Dwight comes in dressed as Jim]
Pam Beesly: Hey Dwight. You look really nice today.
Dwight Schrute: Pssh. I look like an idiot. Hey Karen.
Karen: Hey, Dwight. Lookin' sharp.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah that's because I'm your boyfriend Jim Halpert. Hey Karen, wanna get together later and sexual intercourse 'cuz you're my girlfriend.
Jim Halpert: Do you?
Karen: No. I'm good, thanks.
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Pam Beesly: Can we take a look at the suite now?
Employee: Oh I'm sorry, somebody just checked in.
Pam Beesly: Oh is there another wedding at the hotel this weekend?
Employee: Oh no, just an individual. That man there. [points to Andy]
Andy: Hey! I got the room the night before you guys. I'll break in the bed!
Jim Halpert: I don't like that.
Pam Beesly: I'm gonna need the name and cell phone number of the housekeeper responsible for changing the sheets, please.
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Andy Look around this room. Does this look like a group of losers? Seriously.
Pam Beesly [Looks around] Oh... [continues crying] Oh God...
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Dwight Schrute: Shalom. I would like to apply for a loan.
Pam Beesly: That's nice, Dwight.
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Ryan Howard: Hey. You're looking for me?
Pam Halpert: Oh, yeah, we were. We were just looking to say hi. So hey.
Ryan Howard: No you weren't.
Pam Beesly: No we weren't.
Ryan Howard: You wanted to have sex in my office.
Pam Halpert: No.
Jim Halpert: Definitely not. That's disgusting.
Ryan Howard: No. It's... it's cool. Just try to put everything back were you found it. Text me when you're finished. I'll be out here.
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Pam Beesly: So many memories in this old gym: Pretending to have PMS so I didn't have to play volleyball. Pretending to have PMS so I didn't have to play basketball. [pause] Those were the days.
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Stanley: Are you just gonna sit there, Office Administrator, or are you going to do something?
Pam Beesly: Dwight, can we talk about these cutbacks.
Dwight Schrute: Pam, when I'm sitting at this desk, I'm a salesman. If you wanna talk to the new building owner, you should call Nate and schedule and appointment.
Pam Beesly: I'm not going to do that.
Dwight Schrute: Well then you're not going to talk to the new building owner. Which is a shame, because I hear he's a very reasonable guy.
Nate: [on the phone] Y'ello.
Pam Beesly: Hi Nate. It's Pam Halpert.
Nate: Oh, hey Pam.
Dwight Schrute: Hey, I would just love to schedule a meeting today with Dwight.
Nate: Let me put you on hold for just one 'eensy sec.
Pam Beesly: Sure.
Dwight Schrute: [answers phone] Dwight Schrute. Mhm. Tell her I'm busy. I don't know, make something up.
Nate: Hey Pam. Dwight's being questioned by the police in connection with a string of dog-nappings that ha...
Pam Beesly: [hangs up phone] Dwight. Dwight. Can you please tell new building owner that he is screwing over all the people he works with, people he's worked with for years. His friends.
Dwight Schrute: You know what Pam? You're right. This isn't just a business. This is a home, and I would much rather see a smile from Kevin than save hundreds on plumbing and electricity.
[Kevin smiles]
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Pam Beesly: He finally has a story we really wanna hear. And he knows it.
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Erin: Oh my God! I can't believe it! I just won an art contest! [screams]
[Dwight walks over to reception and hands Erin a bill]
Erin: Thanks. I still don't understand why you wanted me to say that.
Dwight Schrute: Shut up.
[cut to talking head]
Dwight Schrute: [laughing hysterically] I got her.
[back to the office with Dwight walking back to his desk, laughing]
Pam Beesly: Not cool Dwight.
Jim Halpert: Not cool man.
Dwight Schrute: [continues to laugh hysterically]
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Jim Halpert: Excuse me, how long is the wait for a table for two?
Dwight Schrute: I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years
Pam Beasley: It's a nice tux.
Dwight Schrute: I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it so... family heirloom.
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Pam Halpert: Dwight is about to get so Pamed!
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