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Michael Scott: You nervous about seeing Karen again? Since she was the "other woman." Actually you were the other woman, so.
Pam Beesly: No that was a long time ago.
Michael Scott: Is that why you're wearing make up today?
Pam Beesly: No. I'm not, even, wearing that much...
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Ryan Howard: It's like, I could run GM but, I couldn't fix a car. It's not saying that one is better than the other.
Pam Beesly: Seriously? Because it sounds like one of those is better than the other.
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Pam Beasley: Okay. So... you would be the Regional Manager, and the Assistant Regional Manager. Andy is your number two. I would be the Secret Assistant Regional Manager.
Dwight Schrute: Mmm, let’s call it Secret Assistant to the Regional Manager.
Pam Beasley: Mm-hmm.
Dwight Schrute: Do you accept?
Pam Beasley: Absolutely, I do.
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Dwight Schrute: Pam, I am not an unreasonable man. If you guys stay, I will stop watering down the soap.
Pam Beesly: You've been watering down the soap?
Dwight Schrute: Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?
Pam Beesly: We need everything back the way it was.
Dwight Schrute: You don't wanna move. Moving is one of the most stressful things you can do in life. You'll probably just take it out on your kid. Jim will turn to the drink. The family will fall apart, and twenty five years from now, Cece will become world famous... for stripping.
Pam Beesly: That's a sad story. I have another one. We move, the other tenants follow, the bank takes the building, takes your farm, takes your car and beats the crap out of you. Penniless, you die, and my daughter Cece dances on your grave... fully clothed. [lights turn off, Pam and Dwight begin to wave their arms to alert the sensor]
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Michael Scott: [whispering] Pam. I hope she didn't do anything to the food.
Pam Beesly: Like- like what?
Michael Scott: I can't prove it, but I think she might be trying to poison me.
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Andy: Sooo...
Pam Beesly: What's up?
Andy: Me, all night. Dreaming about Angela's smokin' hot body.
Pam Beesly: You're being gross.
Andy: Not from a male perspective.
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Pam Beesly: Hey Dwight... um, my friend is kinda into these two girls that he works with,
Dwight Schrute: Nice.
Pam Beesly: One is tall and brunette, and the other one is short, and blond, and perky, and kinda judgmental. Who do you think he should choose?
Dwight Schrute: Does he have access to their medical records?
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