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Pam Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: I make that one copy and I become the girl who makes copies. And by the end of the day I'm the receptionist again. And the worst part is, I like making copies. The paper comes out all warm and stuff. And it's cold in there! Because it's technically a closet.
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Pam Beesly: Can I turn on the radio?
Michael Scott: No, I need silence or Sam Kinison to prepare.
Pam Beesly: But then you fall asleep and there's nothing for me to do.
Michael Scott: Then listen to your iPod, Pam.
Pam Beesly: That's dangerous.
Michael Scott: Well then-- Hey, let's just talk.
Pam Beesly: That's ok-- I can-- I'm fine. I'll just, play a song in my head. [starts humming]
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Pam Beesly: Uh oh! Somebody's hitting off with the new boss!
Jim Halpert: They don't ever talk about careers that were MADE because of unplanned pregnancies.
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Jim Halpert: So you're not doing it.
Pam Beesly: How did you know?
Jim Halpert: Why not?
Pam Beesly: Just, like, no big reason. Just a bunch of little reasons. Roy's right there's no guarantee it's going to lead to anything anyway.
Jim Halpert: Roy said that.
Pam Beesly: What. You have something you wanna say?
Jim Halpert: You gotta take a chance on something sometime Pam. I mean do you wanna be a receptionist here always?
Pam Beesly: Oh excuse me! I'm fine with my choices!
Jim Halpert: You are?
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
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Pam Halpert: So now, everyone hates Andy and it's this whole mess and I don't know what to do.
Jim Halpert: Ok just relax. Just need to relax.
Pam Halpert: I could tell Jo. Or I could tell Michael.
Jim Halpert: This is a very good idea. This is good. Let's get all the bad ideas out now. Flush 'em out.
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Pam Beesly: Hey, how you doing?
Daryl: Been thinking about my grandmother a lot.
Pam Beesly: Yeah..
Daryl: She was about to turn 97.
Pam Beesly: At least she lived a very long and I'm sure very happy life.
Daryl: Hmm.
Pam Beesly: Got you this card. When you're ready, we all signed it. We just want you to know we're thinking about you.
Daryl: Thank you. [Now reading card] 'Congratulations Daryl, let's get wasted. Have fun today big guy. Oh yeah, party time. Whoop. Whoop.'
Pam Beesly: It's possible that some people thought it was your birthday.
Daryl: [Continues reading] ' Hooray, live it up Big D. Days like this don't come up for a long time, to celebrate. You deserve this.'
Dwight Schrute: [Blows on a noisemaker and wearing a birthday hat]
Andy: Birthday punches! [starts punching Daryl in the gut while Daryl's eyes water] 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! 11! 12! 13! 14! 15! 16! 17! 18! 19! 20! 21! 22! 23! 24! 25!
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Pam Beesly: So you have an office and a workspace.
Jan: I do, yeah. I just- I cannot create in the same space that I conduct business. I'm sure you're the same with your doodles.
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Pam Beesly: Well, last year my performance started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and ended with him telling me he could bench press 190 pounds. So I'm not really sure what to expect.
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Jim Halpert: Those reports affect our bonuses, which is kind of great for me, because you wouldn't know from looking at her, but Pam's a gold digger.
Pam Beesly: [over Jim's bluetooth] Hey, New York ain't free! Get back to work!
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Kelly: Dwight get out of my nook!
Pam Beesly: That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said!
Jim Halpert: [pause as he looks at the camera] Nice one.
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Jim Halpert: Okay, we will be competing for gold, silver and bronze yogurt lids.
Pam Beesly: Now the bronze are really blue, and they're also the back side of the gold. So no flipping, okay? Honor system.
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