Pam Quotes From The Office

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Pam Halpert: Hey Michael. Sorry to interrupt you, um, I actually have something very important to talk to you about! Business related.
Michael Scott: It can wait. It can wait.
Pam Halpert: I lied it's personal. It's about me and Jim we're-- I-- just, you're the only person I can talk to...
Michael Scott: Jim is her husband.
Pam Halpert: And--
Michael Scott: And they're having problems. And so she comes to me.
Pam Halpert: We're not having problems but it is personal and--
Michael Scott: In bed!
Pam Halpert: Yes. Yes, I desperately want to speak with you about my sex life with Jim.
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Michael Scott: I want you listen to me, friend, and I want you to listen to me good. I am going to come at you. And I am going to come at you hard. I am going to steal all of your clients. And then I am going to kill them in front of you.
Pam Beesly: Michael!
Michael Scott: I'm just getting hardcore.
Ryan: Finally.
Michael Scott: Yes. And hear me Dwight. When I say I took you into this world, and I can take you out. [hangs up] Bill Cosby.
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Pam Beesly: Hey, how you doing?
Daryl: Been thinking about my grandmother a lot.
Pam Beesly: Yeah..
Daryl: She was about to turn 97.
Pam Beesly: At least she lived a very long and I'm sure very happy life.
Daryl: Hmm.
Pam Beesly: Got you this card. When you're ready, we all signed it. We just want you to know we're thinking about you.
Daryl: Thank you. [Now reading card] 'Congratulations Daryl, let's get wasted. Have fun today big guy. Oh yeah, party time. Whoop. Whoop.'
Pam Beesly: It's possible that some people thought it was your birthday.
Daryl: [Continues reading] ' Hooray, live it up Big D. Days like this don't come up for a long time, to celebrate. You deserve this.'
Dwight Schrute: [Blows on a noisemaker and wearing a birthday hat]
Andy: Birthday punches! [starts punching Daryl in the gut while Daryl's eyes water] 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! 11! 12! 13! 14! 15! 16! 17! 18! 19! 20! 21! 22! 23! 24! 25!
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Jim Halpert: Look. I know. I bought this without asking you and, it doesn't, look great. I know that. And if you really hate it, I totally understand. It's just--
Pam Beesly: I love it.
Jim Halpert: You do.
Pam Beesly: Yeah. I love it!
Jim Halpert: Really?
Pam Beesly: [freaking out] I mean you bought me a house!
Jim Halpert: Oh my God.
Pam Beesly: You bought me a house!
Jim Halpert: [beaming] Yeah. I did.
[Pam kisses Jim]
Pam Beesly: Oh. Do we have to sleep in your parents' bedroom?
Jim Halpert: No. No we'll just board that up. It'll be that weird spare room that people ask us about.
Pam Beesly: And the clown?
Jim Halpert: Yeah I really can't move him.
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Pam Beesly: I'm guessing Angela is the one in the neighborhood that gives the trick-or-treaters toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts.
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Jim Halpert: [quickly] I walked in on someone in the bathroom.
Pam Beesly: What?
Jim Halpert: I just walked in on someone in the bathroom.
Pam Beesly: Who?
Jim Halpert: I donno.
Pam Beesly: The--
Jim Halpert: I donno.
Pam Beesly: The guy we're meeting with?
Jim Halpert: I donno. I donno.
[Jim pulls Pam away]
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Michael Scott: Jim! Could you come in here please? [Jim walks into Michael's office, see's computer's face. Stops]
Harvey: Hi, Jim.
Jim Halpert: [surprised] Hello.
Harvey: I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.
Michael Scott: [snorts with laughter] I'm sorry.
Jim Halpert: Zing.
Michael Scott: Oh, wow! That's so rude. I'm sorry, I can't control him.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, you can.
Michael Scott: You know what? Get Pam.
Jim Halpert: For this?
Michael Scott: PAM!
Harvey: [as Pam walks in] Pam, you look very hot today.
Michael Scott: [giggles]
Jim Halpert: Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael's new friend.
Pam Beesly: Great.
Harvey: Me so horny, me love you long tim.
Michael Scott: Ah! Oohhh!
Jim Halpert: Woah . . .
Michael Scott: That is gross!
Pam Beesly: Who's Long Tim?
Michael Scott: Dammit.
Harvey: Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
Jim Halpert: Ah, well, Yoy should bring Long Tim in one day.
Michael Scott: No . . .
Pam Beesly: I'd love to meet Long Tim.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, right?
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
Harvey: You ruined a funny joke you. Get out of my offive.
Jim Halpert: Ok.
Pam Beesly: Ok. Bye, Harvey!
Harvey: Boobs.
Michael Scott: [giggles]
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Pam Beesly: I get ten vacation days a year and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible. This year I got to the third week in January.
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Michael Scott: You know, it would probably be best if the person responsible would just come forward and accept their punishment.
[everyone looks around]
Michael Scott: Alright, you''re all going to be punished.
Pam Beesly: What''s our punishment?
Michael Scott: You're all in time-out. Just sit there quietly.
[Phyllis reaches to answer a ringing phone]
Michael Scott: Nooooooooo!
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Pam Beesly: Hey have I told you you look really nice today?
Michael Scott: Oh, thank you.
Pam Beesly: Yeah is that a new tie?
Michael Scott: Um, no. No, um, no I got it at TJ Maxx. Four dollars.
Pam Beesly: That is amazing!
Michael Scott: You think that's good, check out these pants. Nine dollars. Nine dollars! Look at the ass. Check out the ass! Look at that!
Pam Beesly: No way!
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Pam Beesly: Hey! We brought back some Puerto Rican candy.
Erin: Cocoliche! That's my favorite.
Pam Beesly: Awesome! I'll leave it up here to everyone can enjoy it.
Erin: Oh, um, let me just check with Michael first.
Pam Beesly: [laughs] I think it'll be ok.
Erin: [laughing] I think it will too but I'll just check with him though.
Pam Beesly: Great. [starts to walk away]
Erin: Oops! Sorry. [pushes the candy to Pam] Oops.
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