Pam Quotes From The Office

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Jim Halpert All right... I will see you in a bit.
Pam Beesly [Starting to cry] I love you so much...
Jim Halpert Hey, it's nothing, all right? I'll text you when we get there. I'll see what's going on.
Pam Beesly [Goes back to computer] Ok...
Jim Halpert No. No dog video.
Pam Beesly Ok.
Jim Halpert Ok.
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Pam Beesly: The Beets Motel.
Jim Halpert: The Beets Motel. That is- Wow.
Pam Beesly: Thank you.
Jim Halpert: Borscht Hotel.
Pam Beesly: The Embassy Beets. Radish Inn!
Jim Halpert: How are you doing this?
Pam Beesly: I donno!
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Michael Scott: Alan Grant, the CEO, of the company--if title's important to you--has personally invited moi, to go to New York, to the shareholders meeting. And sit up on the stage with the board of directors and at some point they are going to introduce me as... the most successful branch manager that have had. And then Michael Scott turns and waves to the crowd. And the crowd goes wild.
Andy: [doing an accurate announcer's voice] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Scranton Pennsylvania, please welcome, Michael, the Machine, Scott!
[Michael waves and sits down with a spin]
[Dwight sighs]
Pam Beesly: Don't do the twirl.
Phyllis: Lose the twril.
Dwight Shrute: Twirl sucks!
Kevin: Michael, I hated the twirl.
Andy: [still doing the voice] Hate the twirl!
Michael Scott: Ok obviously I'm not going to do the twirl I only did it because I nailed the wave.
Phyllis: Yeah, good. Don't do it.
[cut to talking head]
Michael Scott: I am not going to "do" the "twirl," alright? It's not even a twirl, it's a spin. [pause] I might do the spin.
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Andy Great group! Pizza party!
Kelly [Bored] How is this a pizza party?
Andy Well, why don't you ask me again when when the five pizzas get here.
Kelly That's just pizza. You need one more element for it to be a party...
Andy Ok, well have you guys ever hada a margherita pizza?
Stanley What's that?
Andy Fresh tomato, with a dollop of mozzarella cheese.
Stanley That's just pizza.
Pam Beesly Yeah, just regular pizza...
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Jim Halpert: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Pam Beesly: I cannot believe I fell for that. [laughs]
Michael Scott: [walks in] What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.
Jim Halpert: Um, is it just me, or does it smell like up-dog in here?
Michael Scott: What's up-dog?
Jim Halpert: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Michael Scott: Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant!
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Michael Scott: So did you hear the news?
Pam Beasley: The news that you just announced?
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Andy: You need to set me up with her. I know she told you that she's looking, and she's totally not responding to my moves.
Pam Beesly: What moves?
Andy: I've moonwalked past accounting like ten times.
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Dwight Schrute: Excuse me. May I have your attention, please. There has been an accident on 84-West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured.
Pam Beesly: Do we know anyone who was in the accident?
Dwight Schrute: Brad Pitt. Also, there will be no bonuses.
Stanley: Why would this affect our bonuses?
Dwight Schrute: They are unrelated.
Kelly: Is Brad ok?
Dwight Schrute: He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing.
Oscar: What the hell's going on here?
Angela: Are we out of jobs?
Dwight Schrute: Yes.
Kelly: This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Anniston.
Michael Scott: He was kidding. Dwight was kidding and I don't know why because it wasn't funny and was, just, horrible.
Stanley: Michael, you said we were getting bonuses.
Michael Scott: Alright, everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it.
Stanley: [into phone] Cancel the wallpaper.
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Jim Halpert: Hey, uh, can I talk to you about something?
Pam Beasley: About what, when you want to give me more of your money? We can go inside, feelin' kinda good tonight.
Jim Halpert: I was just... I'm in love with you.
Pam Beasley: What?
Jim Halpert: I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I just needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that, I just...
Pam Beasley: What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?
Jim Halpert: I just needed you to know. Once.
Pam Beasley: Well I, I... I can't...
Jim Halpert: Yeah...
Pam Beesly: You have no idea--
Jim Halpert: Don't do that.
Pam Beasley: --what your friendship means to me
Jim Halpert: Common. I don't want to do that. I want to be more than that.
Pam Beasley: I can't. I'm really sorry... if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault.
Jim Halpert: Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship.
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