Pam Quotes From The Office

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Salesman: How about I make an appointment to come back, that way I know he'll be here.
Pam Beesly: That is a great idea. Umm... [looking through calendar] Oh boy... he's really....
Jim Halpert: Mmmmichael Scott, manager, hi how are ya? Nice to meet you.
Pam Beesly: There he is!
Salesman: Oh hey, great, look at that.
Jim Halpert: Whew, I can assure you we don't need a new system though, happy with ours.
Michael Scott: [enters] Hello, may I help you?
Jim Halpert: [addresses Michael] Jimbo!
Michael Scott: [smiles] Jim...
Jim Halpert: Aaayyyyyyyyy!
Michael Scott: [beat] Aaaayyyyyyy!
Pam, Jim, Michael: Aaaaaaayyyyyyy [Dwight runs up and joins in] Aaaaaayyyyyy!
Salesman: K. I'm uh, I'm gonna be going. [leaves]
Pam, Jim, Michael, Dwight: Aaaaaayyyyyyyy!
Michael Scott: [laughing] What was that?
Pam Beesly: That was funny.
Michael Scott: That was funny, let's go do it to somebody else.
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Jim Halpert: Wow it's a little early for ice cream don't you think?
Michael Scott: It's never too early for ice cream, Jim. But we didn't have any ice cream, so this is mayonnaise and black olives.
Jim and Pam: [scream out of disgust]
Michael Scott: It's comfort food, alright?
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Pam Beesly: We could get DeAngelo flowers.
Dwight Schrute: No, you can't get flowers for someone who's in a coma. They'll wilt before he wakes up.
[Group agrees] Yeah. That's true. Definitely.
Jim Halpert: All in favor of the baskets, full of chocolates, teddy bears, and balloons.
[Oscar, Phyllis, Angela, Jim, and Pam raise their hand]
Dwight Schrute: Wait wait, all in favor of the knap sack, filled with canned goods, chainsaw, gasoline, and emergency radio in case he wakes up pose-apocolypse.
[Dwight's the only one who raises his hand]
Jim Halpert: Nope. Baskets have it.
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Pam Beesly: So, um, I've been thinking about this whole chair/ copier thing.
Jim Halpert: Mm-hmm?
Pam Beesly: I really think you should reconsider.
Jim Halpert: Aw, Pam, I really, hate that copier.
Pam Beesly: Yeah. I know. But I really think you should reconsider.
Jim Halpert: Beesly, are you... threatening me?
Pam Beesly: Jim! Jim, Jim, Jim. I'm not threatening you. I love you. [leans in close] But you should know, you're on very dangerous ground. [kisses Jim]
Jim Halpert: Alright.
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Michael Scott: Can I have a ride home?
Pam Beasley: If you sit in the back.
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Pam Beesly: What? [Jim shakes his head] Did you want to tell me something? You look like you want to tell me something. [Jim shakes his head no] You look like you have something really important to say and you just can't for some reason. [Jim smiles] Come on, you can tell me. Jim, you can tell me anything. [Jim stops smiling and looks down. Pam wonders what that means]
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Bob Vance: Everyone here whose bowled a 280, please raise your hand. [raises his hand]
Jim Halpert: No way, 280?
Pam Beesly: That's impressive.
Phyllis: Ok. Now everyone here whose bowled under seventy raise their hand.
Jim Halpert: Yikes.
Phyllis: Come on, Bob, raise your hand.
Jim Halpert: No!
Pam Beesly: What!
Bob Vance: You love bringing up that one time, don't you?
Phyllis: Yeah! I do!
Pam Beesly: Jim uses a six pound ball.
Jim Halpert: That is a lie, that is a lie.
Pam Beesly: Yes! He bowled five frames with this pink sparkly thing, until a little girl had to ask for her ball back.
Jim Halpert: But that girl must have had monstrous hands because the holes fit.
Pam Beesly: No, you just have really dainty fingers.
Bob Vance: Ohh. You could always model ladies jewelery.
Jim Halpert: Nobody asked, Bob!
[all laugh]
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Michael Scott: Pam you want to rub butter on my foot?
Pam Beasley: No.
Michael Scott: Pam, please. I have Country Crock.
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