Pam Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: On average, how many hours a day do you spend naked in your office, just ballpark.
Michael Scott: European offices are naked all the time.
Pam Beesly: They're so not.
Michael Scott: Besides my shirttail covered most of it so--
Pam Beesly: I didn't see where it started I saw where it ended.
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Michael Scott: Remember after my dinner party when I said that I was swearing off women.
Pam Beesley: I definitely remember your dinner party.
Michael Scott: I think what I meant was that I am completely swearing off one woman. Jan.
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Vikram: He seems really confident.
Pam Beesly: He can be.
Vikram: Confidence. It's the food of the wiseman but the liquor of the fool.
Pam Beesly: Humph. I'm looking forward to getting to know you better, Vikram.
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Michael Scott That's what the United States was bult on, big ideas, blue jeans, the Grand Canyon. Come, come up with some big ideas.
Pam Beesly Bigger than the Grand Canyon?
Kevin Ooh, an antacid that you take once a week!
Michael Scott Okay, once-a-week antacid is the thing to beat!
Kevin An antacid you take once every six months!
Stanley Why not go for the whole year?
Kevin That would be too big a pill to swallow.
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Jim and Pam: [in unison] I do not think that is funny.
Pam Beesly: Jinx! Buy me a coke.
Jim Halpert: Oh...
Pam Beesly: No, no, no, no talking. Jim is not allowed to talk until after he buys me a coke. Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid. [Jim puts money in drink machine, selection is sold out]
Pam Beesly: Sold out? That has never happened in the history of jinx.
Jim Halpert: [mouths] C'mon!
Pam Beesly: Sorry, that's not my problem.
Jim Halpert: [presses drink button, looks at camera, makes Jim-face]
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Pam Halpert: [imitating Kevin as Cookie Monster] Hey. Erin. You look delicious--I mean...beautiful!
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Pam Beasley: [after asking all her co-workers for cash and getting a check from Kevin] Is this what I've become? Materialistic? Shallow? I feel horrible. [looks down at the check] Oh look! "Mrs. Pam Halpert!" That's the first time I've seen it in writing!
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Pam Beesly: I used to love coming here. The chicken parm is good, big part of my childhood. [sarcastically] Oh! Maybe Michael will start dating that too.
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Toby: Oh this looks great. I'd love to be there but my daughter's play is tonight. Dammit! You know, one of the other parents will probably videotape it.
Pam Beesly: Oh, no, you should go.
Toby: Well, it's important to support local art, you know? What they do is not art.
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Pam Halpert: Hey Michael. Sorry to interrupt you, um, I actually have something very important to talk to you about! Business related.
Michael Scott: It can wait. It can wait.
Pam Halpert: I lied it's personal. It's about me and Jim we're-- I-- just, you're the only person I can talk to...
Michael Scott: Jim is her husband.
Pam Halpert: And--
Michael Scott: And they're having problems. And so she comes to me.
Pam Halpert: We're not having problems but it is personal and--
Michael Scott: In bed!
Pam Halpert: Yes. Yes, I desperately want to speak with you about my sex life with Jim.
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