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Michael Scott: I am going to give you a little blast from the past of Michael Gary Scott when he was a child star, and a show that you might remember called 'Fundle Bundle.' Okay? Without further ado, Ryan?
Miss Trudy: [from TV] ...Bundle, are you ready to come on in? [TV children cheer] Let's have some fun!
Michael Scott: That... is Miss Trudy. Can't tell from the costume, but she had an amazing body. Okay, you can... fast forward. And... I want you... to...
Dwight Schrute: Is that a real fun shooting windmill?
Michael Scott: Stop! Stop! Stop! [Ryan resumes the tape] Yes! That is, uh, Edward R. Meow.
Jim Halpert: That's pretty funny.
Michael Scott: Yeah.
Edward R. Meow: ...Recess! Hey, what's your name?
Chet: My name's Chet.
Edward R. Meow: Well hi Chet.
Oscar: Is that Chet Montgomery?
Michael Scott: Uhh, I don't know.
Pam Beesly: That is!
Darryl: Checkin' in with Chet. Doppler's up.
Edward R. Meow: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Chet: I want to be on TV!
Dwight Schrute: [employees chuckle] And he is on TV now!
Michael Scott: Can everyone please shut up, please! So you don't miss it.
Edward R. Meow: Okay, next? So, what's your name?
Michael Scott: Oh! That's me. Shh. Shh.
Edward R. Meow: Well what's your favorite subject at school?
Young Michael Scott: Recess.
Edward R. Meow: Ree-cesss. So tell me, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Young Michael Scott: I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
Edward R. Meow: [jaw drops, awkward pause] Uh, ah... oh, okay! Well uh, nice talking with you, Michael. Uh, back to you Miss Trudy!
Miss Trudy: Hi everyone, it's one of my favorite times of the day.
Michael Scott: Coulda sworn there was...
Melissa: Did you get married?
Michael Scott: ...uh, no.
Abby: Why not?
Michael Scott: Uh, just never happened.
Sasha: So, do you have any kids?
Michael Scott: Uh, nope.
Jake: Do you have a girlfriend?
Michael Scott: I do okay.
Melissa: Was Chet Montgomery cool back then?
Michael Scott: Yes.
Jake: Even I have a girlfriend.
Michael Scott: Okay! Alright, okay.
Sasha: So you didn't get to be what you wanted to be.
Michael Scott: ...I guess not... you know, I have a load of work to do so I am going to grab a slice of this delish pizza... and I'm going to go do my work. Bye.
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Pam Beesly: I told them you cooked your foot.
Michael Scott: I burnt my foot.
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Pam Halpert: [Talking on the phone] Got it. I will put out an A.P.B. Otherwise known as an Ask Pam Beasley...Did the phone cut out?
Jim Halpert: Nope.
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Jim Halpert: How are your feet?
Pam Beesly: Medium rare. Thanks.
Jim Halpert: The real reason I went to Stamford is because I wanted to be... not here.
Pam Beesly: I know.
Jim Halpert: And even though I came back, I just feel like I never really.. came back.
Pam Beesly: Well I wish you would.
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[touring Dwight's daycare]
Dwight Schrute: Here is the language skills and cognitive development area. These are English, uh, letters. I see you found our magical toy box, Jim.
Jim Halpert: These are actually forks and knives from the break room.
Dwight Schrute: [chuckles] Jim. To you and me maybe, but come on. To a child's imagination that's Mr. Fork and Lieutenant Knife and Ms. Fork.
Pam Halpert: And a soy sauce packet.
Dwight Schrute: Oh. [picks it up] That shouldn't have been in there. I'm embarrassed.
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Pam Beesly: [over their phones] "Hey it's Jim, leave a message." [beep] Hi.
Jim Halpert: "Hey this is Pam, leave a message." Hey! It's me. It is 5:03.
Pam Beesly: I figured I'd catch you walking to your car but--
Jim Halpert: Guess you must be out or something.
Pam Beesly: I'll leave a message.
Jim Halpert: Is it me, or are we a little off today?
Pam Beesly: I guess this is just one of those days. It'll get better.
Jim Halpert: Hope you didn't have any major laundry issues.
Pam Beesly: I finished my laundry. Got all my socks. Nothing like that time that crazy guy pushed you.
Jim Halpert: Hey you remember that time I helped you do your laundry, and that crazy guy came in and started yelling at you?
Pam Beesly: And then remember, we went shopping the next day to buy me a washer/ dryer?
Jim Halpert: And yet here you are, back in a laundromat. You know I'm just trying to help you, Beesley. Be safe.
Pam Beesly: You're probably upset I'm even at a laundromat right now, but, don't worry. I'm being safe. And I'm headed home-- I'm headed to my dorm. Not home.
Jim Halpert: Wish you were home. Um, anyway--
Pam Beesly: Anyway, um. I miss you.
Jim Halpert: I miss you.
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Michael Scott: Okay. I know what's going on. Talking about Jim and Pam. If they're having sex. What it looks like, I know. I think--
Pam Beesly: Michael?
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Pam Beesly: Angela you have to put a stop to this right now!
Angela: [long thoughtful pause] I will respect the results of the duel.
Pam Beesly: Of course you will.
Meredith: I call loser!
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Michael Scott: [holding up a product catalog] Have you ever seen this woman?
Pam Beesley: Her? The one in the really great, mesh, high-back, swivel chair?
Michael Scott: Look at her smile. Her eyes-- look at her eyes. She's got, I don't know what it is exactly. She dresses professional and yet you know there is a side of her that could just curl up on a couch.
Pam Beesley: And great chair.
Michael Scott: Ah. Yeah. Maybe.
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Pam Beesly: The Pizza by Alfredo guy is here.
Michael Scott: You don't have to say it like that.
Pam Beesly: I said it normal.
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Pam Beesly: I don't care what they say about me I just wanna eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party!
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