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Pam Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: Pam you want to rub butter on my foot?
Pam Beasley: No.
Michael Scott: Pam, please. I have Country Crock.
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Michael Scott: Who's seen Titanic?
Jim Halpert: I'm not really sure what movie you''re talking about. Are you sure you've got the title right?
Pam Beesly: I think you're thinking of 'The Hunt for Red October.'
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Creed: [on the phone with Pam] Yo. Is this his new chair?
Pam Beesley: No. He hasn't picked one yet.
Creed: Gah.
[cut to Creed's talking head]
Creed: When Pam gets Michael's new chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go.
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Pam Beesly: Dwight, are you carrying a gun?
Dwight Schrute: The holster was a gift from my Great Uncle, Honk. I don't know, just saying that he's proud of me.
Andy: Dwight, guns make me very uncomfortable.
Dwight Schrute: The gun is just an accessory to the holster okay? I can't walk around carrying an empty holster.
Pam Beesly: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight Schrute: Why do you need to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.
Phyllis: You could put your cell phone in it.
Dwight Schrute: Uh, hello? [Opens and closes his cell phone on his cell phone holder on his belt]
Kevin: You could put a banana in it.
Dwight Schrute: When would I put a banana in my holster?
Kevin: Incase you weren't hungry now, but you got hungry later.
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Pam Beesley: Who are you writing down?
Jim Halpert: Oh you don't know her.
Pam Beesley: Who is it?
Jim Halpert: Your mom?
Pam Beesley: Yeah whatever. [giggling] Give that to me..
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Kevin: No food now?! Someone has to do something about Dwight!
Creed: I put some snacks in the freezer for us.
Pam Beesly: You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?
Creed: No, the blueberry slurpy pouch.
Phyllis: He means the icepack.
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Pam Halpert: Michael, she's perfect for you.
Oscar: She's the one.
Jim Halpert: She's amazing. This is very exciting.
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David Wallace: I don't know-- what do you want me to do now, Michael? What am I supposed to do now.
Michael Scott: Well David I will be honest with you. I do want the credit without any of the blame.
David Wallace: Okay. Uhhhh... I am going back to New York. [stands up] Pam do me a favor, don't send me those notes.
Pam Beesly: Ok.
David Wallace: I am gone. [leaves]
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Pam Beesly: Yay, Kevin! Woohoo for Kevin, for stinking up the bathroom.
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Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief. Since, apparently, it doesn't exist, I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Jim Halpert: Whoa, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.
Michael Scott: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael Scott: What?
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael Scott: That's a dog.
Pam Beasley: No, that's Afghan.
Michael Scott: That's a shawl.
Dwight Schrute: Wait, canine AIDS?
Michael Scott: No, humans with AIDS.
Creed: Who has AIDS?
Jim Halpert: Guys, the Afghanistanannis.
Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? No, no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.
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Michael Scott: Families grow, and at some point the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore. I'm upper management, and it'd be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam- as much as I might want to.
Pam Beesly: He said what!?
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