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Pam Quotes From The Office

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Ryan Howard: Do you guys wanna hear about Thailand?
Pam/Michael: Sure!
Ryan Howard: It was indescribable.
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Pam Beesly: I'm coming with you!
Michael Scott: You are?
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
Michael Scott: Ok. It's gonna be great!
Pam Beesly: Great. Uh except I don't wanna be a receptionist anymore.
Michael Scott: Right. Executive Assistant.
Pam Beesly: Salesman.
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Kelly Is this nail place Koreans or Whites?
Pam Beesly ...Koreans?
Kelly Good, and the dry cleaners?
Pam Beesly Whites.
Kelly Good.
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Pam Beesly: About forty times a year, Michael gets really sick but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned.
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Pam Beesly: (Starting to cry) I don't think I can do it.
Jim Halpert: (Comforting Pam) Hey are you kidding me?
Michael Scott: (Behind jim trying to also comfort Pam) Are you kidding me?
Jim Halpert: If anyone can do this, you can do this.
Michael Scott: You can do this, you can do this.
Jim Halpert: Pam, I'm scared. I'm real scared.
Michael Scot: I'm scared too.
Kevin: (Trying to also comfort Pam) I'm petrified.
Jim Halpert: But the best news is, we're going to have a baby today, a really awesome baby
Michael Scott: We're gonna have a Ba-by.
Jim Halpert: So let's have it at the hospital.
Michael Scott: Let's do that.
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Michael Scott: [writing on the whiteboard] Don't bother Luke.
Pam Halpert: Why is there a circle with a line through it?
Michael Scott: That means don't. Haven't you seen Ghostbusters Pam?
Phyllis: Yeah but it's like you're saying we should bother Luke.
Michael Scott: No, it... [looks at the drawing] Yes, ok. Right. Alright, yep, my bad. [erases the "Don't" from the circle, leaving "Bother Luke" with a line through it] I got it. Here we go. [Michael writes "Don't" beside the circle]
Darryl: "Don't don't bother Luke." Got it.
Michael Scott: Gahh... come on. Ok. Um. [draws a circle around the Don't a draws a line through it] That is as clear as I can make it.
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Creed: [on the phone with Pam] Yo. Is this his new chair?
Pam Beesley: No. He hasn't picked one yet.
Creed: Gah.
[cut to Creed's talking head]
Creed: When Pam gets Michael's new chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go.
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Pam Beesly: The Pizza by Alfredo guy is here.
Michael Scott: You don't have to say it like that.
Pam Beesly: I said it normal.
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Pam Beesly: Dunder Mifflin please hold. Dunder Mifflin please hold. Okay, sorry Michael just walked by.
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Jim Halpert: So you're not doing it.
Pam Beesly: How did you know?
Jim Halpert: Why not?
Pam Beesly: Just, like, no big reason. Just a bunch of little reasons. Roy's right there's no guarantee it's going to lead to anything anyway.
Jim Halpert: Roy said that.
Pam Beesly: What. You have something you wanna say?
Jim Halpert: You gotta take a chance on something sometime Pam. I mean do you wanna be a receptionist here always?
Pam Beesly: Oh excuse me! I'm fine with my choices!
Jim Halpert: You are?
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
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Erin: How did today go, by the way? Did you make any sales?
Pam Beesly: No. It was a total waste of time. Uh, it was fun though, because I got to spend the day with Andy Bernard? He's really cool?
Erin: Yeah he is.
Pam Beesly: Yeah he is! He's like Marlon Brando.
Erin: [pause] Oh, do you mean Marlon Wayans? Because he is.
Pam Beesly: I actually do mean Marlon Wayans.
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Jan: So I heard that you were peeping on Michael.
Pam Beesly: No, it was not--
Jan: Look, I don't know what your deal is, but he's mine. Okay? So hands off.
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