Pam Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: Hey Toby.
Toby: Heyy... you two!
Jim Halpert: Hey. So, now that we are dating, uh, we just wanted to know if we had to sign one of those, 'we're dating' things for the company.
Toby: Oh well, you know, those are only for, 'relationships.' So, if this is just a casual thing, there's no need, really.
Pam Beesly: Well I don't wanna speak for Jim, but, it's like pretty official.
Toby: Uh huh?
Jim Halpert: Sorry, so do we need to sign? Or?
Toby: Let's just wait and see what happens.
Jim Halpert: What?
Toby: Let's just wait.
Jim Halpert: Oh, okay.
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Michael Scott: Jim! Could you come in here please? [Jim walks into Michael's office, see's computer's face. Stops]
Harvey: Hi, Jim.
Jim Halpert: [surprised] Hello.
Harvey: I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.
Michael Scott: [snorts with laughter] I'm sorry.
Jim Halpert: Zing.
Michael Scott: Oh, wow! That's so rude. I'm sorry, I can't control him.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, you can.
Michael Scott: You know what? Get Pam.
Jim Halpert: For this?
Michael Scott: PAM!
Harvey: [as Pam walks in] Pam, you look very hot today.
Michael Scott: [giggles]
Jim Halpert: Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael's new friend.
Pam Beesly: Great.
Harvey: Me so horny, me love you long tim.
Michael Scott: Ah! Oohhh!
Jim Halpert: Woah . . .
Michael Scott: That is gross!
Pam Beesly: Who's Long Tim?
Michael Scott: Dammit.
Harvey: Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
Jim Halpert: Ah, well, Yoy should bring Long Tim in one day.
Michael Scott: No . . .
Pam Beesly: I'd love to meet Long Tim.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, right?
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
Harvey: You ruined a funny joke you. Get out of my offive.
Jim Halpert: Ok.
Pam Beesly: Ok. Bye, Harvey!
Harvey: Boobs.
Michael Scott: [giggles]
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Michael Scott: Families grow, and at some point the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore. I'm upper management, and it'd be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam- as much as I might want to.
Pam Beesly: He said what!?
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Pam Beesly: No, it's fine! I'm sure it must have been weird for Jim when Roy and I were joking around... that one time.
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Pam Beesly: Dunder Mifflin please hold. Dunder Mifflin please hold. Okay, sorry Michael just walked by.
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Pam Beesly: We could get DeAngelo flowers.
Dwight Schrute: No, you can't get flowers for someone who's in a coma. They'll wilt before he wakes up.
[Group agrees] Yeah. That's true. Definitely.
Jim Halpert: All in favor of the baskets, full of chocolates, teddy bears, and balloons.
[Oscar, Phyllis, Angela, Jim, and Pam raise their hand]
Dwight Schrute: Wait wait, all in favor of the knap sack, filled with canned goods, chainsaw, gasoline, and emergency radio in case he wakes up pose-apocolypse.
[Dwight's the only one who raises his hand]
Jim Halpert: Nope. Baskets have it.
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Michael Scott: Ok. We need, a golden ticket idea idea, to get us out of this mess.
Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert: Good one.
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Michael Scott: I want an anti-gravity machine. I saw it in a movie. You drink the potion, and then you just start floating all around.
Pam Beesly: So how much anti-gravity potion do you want?
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Pam Beesly: Michael?
Michael Scott: Pam!
Pam Beesly: Hey... there's--
Michael Scott: Burger with cheese!
Pam Beesly: There's a person here--
Michael Scott: And fries!
Pam Beesly: There's--
Micahael Scott: And a shake.
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Pam Halpert: When Michael gets a broken heart, this whole place comes to a halt so. We're just trying to get out in front of this.
Erin: After his last breakup he ate 40 thousand calories in three hours! Right, Pam? That's what Pam told me.
Pam Halpert: [yawning] Yeah. Or no, well I donno. I'm sorry. I was up all night with Cece. Otherwise I'd be, running this.
Erin: It's OK. You probably shouldn't keep a baby up that late, though.
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