Michael Scott Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: You know sometimes, to get perspective, I like to think about a spaceman on a star incredibly far away. And our problems don't matter to him because we're just a distant point of light. But he feels sorry for me, because he has an incredibly powerful microscope, and he can see my face. [waves to the sky] I'm okay! No I'm not.
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Michael Scott: That is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin, and we are going to sell that to charity. That's what Christmas is all about.
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Oscar Martinez: Michael, I'm reading.
Michael Scott: What are you reading?
Oscar Martinez: The Atlantic.
Michael Scott: Oh! That is my favorite ocean. I love it.
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Michael Scott: This is the world famous Rockefeller Center. Founded of course by Theodore Rockefeller. This is the skating rink and I think the Rangers practice there sometimes.
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Michael Scott: You know, if we hung Holly from the ceiling, we'd have to kiss underneath her.
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Michael Scott: Hey. What do you think he and David are talking about? What do you...
Pam Beesly: Um. I donno.
Michael Scott: You said good luck to Jim and he walked in.
Pam Beesly: Did I? Doesn't sound like me. Not very superstitious.
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Michael Scott: Hey, hey. What are you doing?
Oscar: Michael I didn't ask to come up here.
Michael Scott: Wow, man. That--
Oscar: What!
Michael Scott: That was embarrassing.
Oscar: For me!
Michael Scott: For me too! You embarrassed me.
Oscar: You-- [gets frustrated and walks away]
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Michael Scott: How do I feel about losing the sale? It's like if Michael Phelps, came out of retirement, jumped in the pool, bellyflopped and drowned.
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Michael Scott: [showing his middle fingers to Toby] Thank you doctor, take two of these and call me in the morning.
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Oscar: Is this our punishment for not wanting to have lunch with you?
Michael Scott: Why don't you get over lunch Oscar, everyone else is past it.
Dwight Schrute: [imitating Jack Nicholson in 'The Shining'] All work and no play makes Michael a dull boy.
Meredith: This is like a haunted coffee house thing?
Michael Scott: No, Dwight is confusing you. Its more of a disco.
Andy: It's like a haunted disco.
Michael Scott: With coffee, but without the haunting.
Phyllis: It's a combo dance house coffee bar.
Michael Scott: It is a daytime disco on the ground floor of an industrial office building
Erin: It's a cafe disco.
Kevin: Like a disco cafe?
Michael Scott: Wha ... no. No. Not even close.
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Michael Scott: Why? What makes her beautiful? [about Kelly]
Ryan: [standing up] Everything. She's perfect.
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