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Michael Scott Quotes From The Office

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Angela: Sure. Let's protect the convicts. At the expense of the general feeling of safety in the workplace. As a 90 pound female that sits in an ill-lit, rarely visited corner of the office, naturally I agree with that.
Michael Scott: Good.
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Michael Scott: [from deleted scenes] This... smells of fraud. This whole thing just kind of stinks.
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Michael Scott [to pam] You don't know me...You've just seen my penis.
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Ryan: What I really want, honestly, Michael is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, whomever.
Michael Scott: Oh okay.
Ryan: What?
Michael Scott: It's whoever, not whomever.
Ryan: It's whomever.
Michael Scott: No, whomever is never acutally right.
Jim Halpert: Nope, sometimes it's right.
Creed: Michael is right. It's a made up word used to trick students-
Andy: No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word--
Oscar: Obviously it's a real word- but I don't know how to use it correctly.
Michael Scott: [to camera] Not a native speaker.
Kevin: I know what's right. But I'm not gonna say. Because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.
Ryan: Do you really know which one is correct?
Kevin: I don't know.
Pam Beesly: It's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when as the subject.
Phyllis: That sounds right.
Michael Scott: Well it sounds right but is it?
Stanley: How did Ryan use it, as an object?
Ryan: As an object.
Kelly: Ryan used me as an object.
Oscar: Is he right about that--
Pam Beesly: How did he use it again?
Toby: It was, Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object--
Michael Scott: Thank you!
Toby: ...to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the, the correct usage of the word.
Michael Scott: No one, uh asked you anything ever so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull?
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Michael Scott: I wish the windows weren't tinted so people could see us in here.
Andy: Hey you guys do you think anyone might have had sex in here?
Michael and Dwight together: Definitely, definitely! / Smells like it!
Michael Scott: Look! They got pillows. [points to bench seat] That! That's bigger than my bed.
[driver starts closing partition]
Michael Scott: Who's playing with the button?
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Dwight Schrute: What were your favorite moments?
Michael Scott: Uhh, all of them. I loved them all. Every single one.
Dwight Schrute: What about when Jan said the branch was closing?
Michael Scott: God, Dwight.
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Christian: For us the name of the game is budget reduction--
Michael Scott: Awesome blossom!
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Oscar: I don't see how we can possibly sell these for that little without losing money. Delivery alone will cost--
Michael Scott: OK well sometimes, sometimes, it makes financial sense to lose money, right? Like for tax purposes?
Oscar: Actually, I ran the numbers on this, and in this case, it makes financial sense to gain, money?
Michael Scott: Why don't you run them again.
Jim Halpert: What if she's just flirting with you to get a better price.
Michael Scott: If she is it's working.
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Michael Scott: Owmn. Owmn. Everybody sit on the floor Indian-style like me. [as Meredith sits down in front of him] Owmn--my God if you're wearing a dress please keep your knees together nobody wants to see that--owmn.
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Michael Scott: New York is home to the best seafood in the world. See? There ya go! Right there, Red Lobster.
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Michael Scott: We have three scenes to film, big scenes. We have a song to write, so let's get cracking. Kelly, I want you to do makeup. Oscar, I would like you to do costume design, obviously. Phyllis, I would like you to look around town and see if we have any celebrities in our local area.
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Michael Scott: Sounds like a good dentist. What's his name?
[long pause]
Dwight Schrute: ... Crentist.
Michael Scott: Your dentist's name is Crentist.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah.
Michael Scott: Haa... Sounds a lot like 'dentist.'
Dwight Schrute: Maybe that's why he became a dentist.
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