Michael Scott Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: It takes a big man to admit his mistake and that's what I did. The important thing is, I learned something. I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.
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Jan: It was between the, uh, neon beer sign and the "dun-dies," so I said "Honey, keep the trophies."
Michael Scott: Oh, honey. I have the best, trophy, right, here. Aside from the dundies.
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Pam Beesly: Hey have I told you you look really nice today?
Michael Scott: Oh, thank you.
Pam Beesly: Yeah is that a new tie?
Michael Scott: Um, no. No, um, no I got it at TJ Maxx. Four dollars.
Pam Beesly: That is amazing!
Michael Scott: You think that's good, check out these pants. Nine dollars. Nine dollars! Look at the ass. Check out the ass! Look at that!
Pam Beesly: No way!
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Red Cross woman: ABC, ok? Now it stands for Airway, Breathing and Circulation.
Michael Scott: Ok you know what, that can be a little confusing because in sales, ABC means Always Be Closing.
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Michael Scott: ...some burritos or some colored greens or some pad thai.
Stanley: It's collard greens.
Michael Scott: What?
Stanley: It's collard greens.
Michael Scott: That doesn't make sense. You don't call them 'collard people'... that's offensive.
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Micheal Scott: Listen up, everybody. I have some news. We are screwed. Dunder Mifflin Scranton is being shut down.
Toby: Michael, um, we shouldn't be talking about his until all the decisions have been made.
Michael Scott: You knew about this all along, didn't you?
Toby: Jan told me just a few minutes before she told you.
Michael Scott: Traitor. You are a traitor.
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Michael Scott: I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.
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Dwight Schrute: [talking about their plans at Prince Family Paper] Then we meet at the Denny's and we compare notes.
Michael Scott: No. No, I never said Denny's. IHOP.
Dwight Schrute: No. I said Denny's you know how I feel about IHOP
Michael Scott: Ohh don't start--
Dwight Schrute: Socialist.
Michael Scott: I don't-- I don't want to get into this debate again--
Dwight Schrute: Ok...
Michael Scott: I enjoy IHOP.
Dwight Schrute: ...I'll have a cup of coffee.
Michael Scott: You will have pancakes and you'll like it.
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Michael Scott: This is our warehouse, or as I like to call it, the 'whore house.' But don't you call it that. I've earned the right.
Ryan Howard: Fine, don't worry about that.
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Michael Scott: What are we talking about here? Crips? Bloods?
Darryl: Both.
Michael Scott: God.
Darryl: Yeah them and the Latin Kings.. Warriors.. Newsies.
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Toby Flenderson: Well, you can actually fire him.
Michael Scott: No...agh. Okay. I've had enough of you.
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Pam Beesly: Are you serious?
Michael Scott: Yes. And don't call me Shirley.
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