Michael Scott Quotes From The Office

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Dwight Schrute: Kelly, I'll take this one. Diwaili is a celebration of the coronation of the god king Rama after his epic battle with Ravana, the demon king of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil--
Michael Scott: Alright, alright, alright, this isn't Lord of the Rings.
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Michael Scott: [starting his lunch] I guess they got what they want. I am eating alone. Might as well be dinner.
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Phyllis: Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned.
Michael Scott: Thank you, Spoiler Alert!
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Dwight Schrute: So what do we know about her.
Michael Scott: Well.. we know that Toby thinks she'll be great. So strike one, I hate her already.
Dwight Schrute: I hate her too.
Michael Scott: Why do you hate her?
Dwight Schrute: Because she... stinks. With her... ways. And her... head.
Michael Scott: You know Dwight sometimes... I donno I think you say things just to agree with me.
Dwight Schrute: Would that be such a bad thing?
Michael Scott: Yeah, it would! Just have a thought! Have an original thought. [pause] Although I will agree that her head is weird.
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Michael Scott: The Extreme Home Makeover show can come in and re-do a house in one hour. If you guys were on their crew, you would be fired like that!
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Michael Scott: It's after midnight! You're married!
Dwight Schrute: He's married!!
Jim Halpert: That's not how that works.
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Toby: You just got your corporate credit card back. Do you really want me to take it away again?
Michael Scott: I put a cigarette through a freakin' quarter! And you know what, Toby? They almost bought from us!
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Michael Scott: Hi I'm Michael Scott, this is Jan Levinson Gould.
Jan: Just Jan Levinson.
Michael Scott: No Gould?
Jan: No. Thank you very much for meeting with us, have you been waiting long?
Christian: No, not long.
Michael Scott: Uh, Jan what happened?
Jan: Michael!
Michael Scott: Is Gould dead?
Jan: Michael, we got divorced, okay?
Michael Scott: Whoa, you're kidding me! Do you wanna talk about it?
Jan: Michael! [to a waiter] Could we have a table for three please?
Michael Scott: When did this happen?
Jan: We're in a meeting.
Michael Scott: Okay, after you. [mouths to camera] Wow!
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Michael Scott: Jo, I don't know how things work in Florida. Which from your description sounds like a colorful, lawless swamp...
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Michael Scott: Look at that. Nothing like grilling in the great outdoors!
Ryan: Is this the same grill you grilled your foot on?
Michael Scott: No....Yes.
Ryan: Ugh. Gross!
Michael Scott: But I got all the foot off of it
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Michael Scott: Phyllis, Stanley, I want you to switch desks, I am going to reorganize and restructure the physical layout of the office to maximize everything! I think we're getting a lot done, don't you? On paper, at least, and we are afterall a paper company, are we not? Are we not? Are we not? Are you with me? Are you with me? Thank you very much.
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Michael Scott: Alright everybody in the conference room! I don't care if you are gay, or straight, or a lesbian, or overweight! Just get in here, right now!
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