Michael Scott Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beasley: What are you doing?
Michael Scott: What are you doing?
Pam Beasley: I'm--
Michael Scott: I was just--
Pam Beasley: I'm rejecting your kiss.
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Michael Scott [for video to himself] January three, 2011. A day which will live in-famously. Holly Partridge Flax, otherwise known as Holly, otherwise otherwise known as a living, breathing angel, is engaged to another man. This is freaking me out. I- okay, let's switch to the happy video, okay? No, no, no, no, let's push through. We'll do this.
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Michael Scott: Hey. What do you think he and David are talking about? What do you...
Pam Beesly: Um. I donno.
Michael Scott: You said good luck to Jim and he walked in.
Pam Beesly: Did I? Doesn't sound like me. Not very superstitious.
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Michael Scott: You guys should come over for dinner. You and Pam, that'd be fun. Friday? Wanna come over Friday?
Jim Halpert: Aw.. can't.
Michael Scott: After work, you can?
Jim Halpert: Oh no... 'cause-- [pause] You're gonna let me know when we're close right?
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Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief. Since, apparently, it doesn't exist, I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Jim Halpert: Whoa, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.
Michael Scott: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael Scott: What?
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael Scott: That's a dog.
Pam Beasley: No, that's Afghan.
Michael Scott: That's a shawl.
Dwight Schrute: Wait, canine AIDS?
Michael Scott: No, humans with AIDS.
Creed: Who has AIDS?
Jim Halpert: Guys, the Afghanistanannis.
Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? No, no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.
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[Ryan and Pam clear their throats]
Michael Scott: [from behind a large paper question mark] Someone is returning! He started his own company and now he's back who could it be! I'll give you a hint. He is a man! A man you have missed with all your heart! A man, who has ruined all other men for you! Who. Is. It.
Ryan: [whispers] Who is it.
Pam Beesly: [whispering too] Who is it.
Michael Scott: [after struggling to break through the paper] It's Michael Scott!
[the office claps and Creed takes a camera phone photo]
Michael Scott: Ok, conference room five minutes.
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Oscar: You put a note in my food?
Michael Scott: I made it sterile.
Oscar: Just saying sterile doesn't make it so.
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Michael Scott: Okay. Wendy. "Hot and juicy redhead." I'll give this a try. [dials number]
Woman: Wendy.
Michael Scott: Hello, Wendy. This is Kevin's friend, Michael.
Woman: This.. isn't Wendy.
Michael Scott: Oh I'm sorry could you put her on please.
Woman: Dude, this is a Wendy's resturant.
Michael Scott: Okay.. Okay. Could I just have a Frosty and a baked potato please.
Woman: You have to come to the resturant to order food.
Michael Scott: Well I'll send somebody to pick it up. Just have it ready.
Woman: It's ready now.
Michael Scott: Well put it aside. [hangs up phone]
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Michael Scott: She's dead? But she's so young.
Dwight Schrute: She was so young and now she is dead. As dead as every dead animal that has ever died.
Michael Scott: Oh my God.
Dwight Schrute: Why don't you sit down Michael. [helps Michael into his chair] There we go.
Jim Halpert: Michael you didn't even know her.
Michael Scott: Try not to be so hurtful, Jim. Please, not at a time like this.
[Jim looks over at Pam who is shaking her head]
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Michael Scott: Haha, see I wanted someone to take it. BOOM, reverse phsychology.
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Michael Scott: Ok, you know what? You came up with this idea, I remember you told me that you love the Willy Wonka movie when you were growing up.
Dwight Schrute: Impossible.
Michael Scott: Yes you did.
Dwight Schrute: I wasn't given candy, as a child, so a movie that fetishized it that much, would have made no sense to me. Plus we weren't allowed to see movies. So, do the math. [starts writing in his planner]
Michael Scott: What are you writing.
Dwight Schrute: Had conversation with Michael about taking credit for an idea that wasn't mine. Discussed movies.
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[Dwight enters]
Michael Scott: Oh, hey... Karate Kid... The Hilary Swank version. Hi. How are ya?
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