Michael Scott Quotes From The Office

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[Michael stumbles upon Kelly crying]
Michael Scott: It's okay. It's okay. Shhhh, yes, I know. It's been a tough day, but it's good to let it show.
Kelly: I mean, how many times do I have to confirm plans with Ryan [disgusted Michael walks away] for him to know we have a date tonight?
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Darryl: This is the forklift. You need a licence to operate this machine. This means that the upstairs office workers can't drive it. Quiz. Mike. Should you drive the forklift?
Michael Scott: I can and I have--
Darryl: No, no, no, no. I said should you. You should not drive it. You should not drive the forklift.
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Michael Scott: No, Dwight. 'Respect.' R-E-S-PCEVEE-T. Find out what it means to me!
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Michael Scott: Here is a Kelly complaint: "Ryan never returns my calls". Ugh, join the club.
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Toby: We're not all gonna sit in a circle Indian style, are we?
Michael Scott: Get out. No this is not a joke. It was offensive and lame, so double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.
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Michael Scott: Oh my God Dwight! This room is a pit!
Dwight Schrute: Really? Hadn't noticed. Too busy knockin' boots.
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Holly I found him (Woody) in my bed the next morning.
Michael Scott Oh that's creepy. How did A.J. get in your house?
Holly We live together.
Michael Scott ...oh.
Holly Yeah, it had a little note on it that said "You've got a friend in me."
Michael Scott Yeah... Randy Newman's the best.
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Toby Flenderson: Well, you can actually fire him.
Michael Scott: No...agh. Okay. I've had enough of you.
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Holly: Is Mikanos Greek? He sounds Italian.
Michael Scott: Ugh, you're the fifth person to tell me that today.
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Michael Scott: Somebody got donuts for my birthday!
Toby: Happy birthday!
Michael Scott: You didn't know it was my birthday.
Toby: I guess I forgot.
Michael Scott: Well I guess I forgot to give you a donut.
Toby: You're serious?
Michael Scott: Mmm.
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Michael Scott: No, no Pam. Let 'em ring. Let the bells of Dunder Mifflin chime out your love. Because this is really good. This is really good. My heart soars, with the eagle's nest.
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Darryl: Shh! If we don't listen to the overture, we won't recognize the musical themes when they come back later.
Michael Scott: All right, I'm sorry.
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