Michael Scott Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: It is an outrage. That's all. It's-- They are making a huge, huge mistake. Let's see Josh replace these people. Let's see Josh find another Stanley. You think Stanleys grow on trees? Well they don't. There is no Stanley tree. You think the world is crawling with Phyllis'? Show me that farm.
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[on hiring Ryan]
Michael Scott: Pam, everyone deserves a second, second chance.
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David Wallace's wife: Did you get a chance to try Michael's homemade potato salad?
[cut to interview]
Michael Scott: Rachel thinks I brought homemade potato salad, and I just picked it up at the supermarket. It's funny, I wish I could make potato salad that good. It's just potatoes and mayonaise. There's something wrong with Jan.
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Holly: Is Mikanos Greek? He sounds Italian.
Michael Scott: Ugh, you're the fifth person to tell me that today.
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Dwight Schrute: Lex Luther said it best when he said, 'Dad, you have no idea what I'm capable of.'
Michael Scott: Is that from Superman?
Dwight Schrute: Smallville. And that's why I should get a raise.
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Dwight Schrute: The Aristocrats. A man and his wife and children go into the offices of a talent agency. [...] And the talent agent says, 'describe your act.' And the man says something, really, really raunchy. And the town representative says, 'what do you call yourselves?' And the man says, 'The Aristocrats'. [...] I mean truly repulsive acts.
Michael Scott: That is a very, very funny story.
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Pam Beesley: So what is your gift?
Michael Scott: My gift's forthcoming, Pam.
Pam Beesley: What is it?
Michael Scott: I am going to give Toby...
Pam Beesley: Your watch?
Michael Scott: Yes. I am. How would you know that?
Pam Beesley: I just knew.
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Michael Scott: How hard is a luau? All you need are some grass skirts, pineapple, poi, tiki torches, suckling pig, some fire dancers. That's all you need.
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Michael Scott: The time has come to name my own replacement. So, please hand this letter of congratulations to, Dwight K. Schrute.
Dwight Schrute: That's my name. [reading the letter] 'Dwight, congratuations a-wipe. Don't screw the pooch.'
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Michael Scott: You know what eats a large amount of the day are naps. You go to sleep it's light out, you wake up it's dark. That's the whole day. Where did that day go? I have no idea.
Jim Halpert: You mean on a weekend.
[awkward pause]
Michael Scott: Yes.
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Michael Scott: How late are we gonna work tonight?
Gabe: You never know with Jo. Sometimes we're here to midnight, sometimes she doesn't show up for three days.
Michael Scott: Why does she do that. Why doesn't she just tell you what your schedule is.
Gabe: Yeah, that'd be awesome. I could get a girlfriend! I wouldn't have to go to Amsterdam seven times a year. But, uh, I'm young. Right? "I will date when I'm dead!" [laughs]
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Pam Beesly: Do you want me to ask where you're going?
Michael Scott: No.
Pam Beesly: Great.
Michael Scott: Dwight will be driving me deep into the Pennsylvania wilderness, where he will then leave me. To either die, or to survive. The choice is yours.
Jim Halpert: ...No. The choice is actually yours.
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