Michael Scott Quotes From The Office

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Kelly: [opening Angela's poster] Yikes.
Toby: Well, it's for Angela, so...
Kelly: That's like the creepiest thing that I've ever seen.
Michael Scott: Angela, you're up.
Angela: I'll take the poster. Some people like these.
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Michael Scott: No, Dwight. 'Respect.' R-E-S-PCEVEE-T. Find out what it means to me!
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Michael Scott: I am a victim of a hate crime. I think Stanley knows what I''m talking about.
Stanley: That's not what a hate crime is.
Michael Scott: Well I hated it! A lot!
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Michael Scott: There are ten rules of business that you need to learn. Number one: You need to play to win. But, you also have to.. win, to play.
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Michael Scott: Never, ever sleep with your boss. I am so lucky that Jan and I only got to second base.
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Michael Scott: Did you learn that on the streets? Oh, I'm sorry...
Stanley: No it's okay, I did learn it on the streets, on the ghetto, in fact.
Michael Scott: No kidding...
[later, to the camera]
Stanley: It's all about my bonus.
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Pam Beesley: Did you pick a new chair? It's been a while.
Michael Scott: Pam, when I first opened this catalog, I thought I was just going to be picking out a chair.
Pam Beesley: But you found something to distract you from ever picking out a chair.
[cut to Pam's talking head]
Pam Beesley: Michael started the process of picking out a new chair about three weeks ago. And normally I wouldn't care, but he promised me his old one. It's way better. It's once of these [shrinks down in her chair] pshhhhoo. I really want it.
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Michael Scott Earlier today this office needed a Santa, then it needed another Santa, then it needed a Jesus, and now it needs a Michael, and that's one suit Phyllis cannot fit into.
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Michael Scott: Hey guys! Hey, can I stay in your room tonight?
Erin: Oh gross.
Kelly: Blow my brains out.
Michael Scott: That's--rude.
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Michael Scott: And thus, Michael Scott sealed his own destiny... in a good way.
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Mr. Brown: Mr. Brown.
Michael Scott: Oh! Okay first test, I will not call you that.
Mr. Brown: Well it's my name, it's not a test.
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Michael Scott: If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war. There would be no government and... things could get terrible. And actually probably it would be a better screenplay idea than a serious suggestion.
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