Michael Scott Quotes From The Office
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| Michael Scott: | So I was in the office. And I look over, to our accounting division and there is Kevin Malone. Kevin is wearing, a jacket that I've never seen before. And, I call over to Kevin, "Kevin! Is that a tweed jacket." And he looks at me and he says Michael yes it is a tweed jacket. And I look back at him and I say, "I feel the NEED! The need for tweed." |
| David Wallace: | It's hard to try to evaluate yourself, Michael, but I appreciate you trying. [standing up] And thanks for coming in! |
| Michael Scott: | Oh, thank you. [stands up to shake David's hand] I have to say I am so impressed with the potential you see in me. [sits back down to finish his food as David opens the door for Michael] |
| David Wallace: | [pauses for a moment] Yeah. Finish it. [sits back down] |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Thanks for inviting me along. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh, sure. Really didn't give it any thought-- Wait should you be going? |
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| [Michael stumbles upon Kelly crying] | |
| Michael Scott: | It's okay. It's okay. Shhhh, yes, I know. It's been a tough day, but it's good to let it show. |
| Kelly: | I mean, how many times do I have to confirm plans with Ryan [disgusted Michael walks away] for him to know we have a date tonight? |
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| Michael Scott: | It does not matter to me at all whether this baby is biologically mine. I’m going to love it. It’s like when the dog nurses the tiger cub. Have you seen that video? It is so bizarre and unnatural, but, it... it happens. |
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| Michael Scott: | Alright everybody in the conference room! I don't care if you are gay, or straight, or a lesbian, or overweight! Just get in here, right now! |
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| Michael Scott: | Who's this old fart? Did you just stagger off the street? Out of a box or something? Who is this worthless bag of bones. Well, this guy, is one of the founders of Dunder Mifflin, Mr. Robert Dunder. |
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| Michael Scott: | Hi-- No. No. Absolutely not. What is he doing here? Are you renewing your divorce vows before my deposition? |
| Toby: | Michael I'm your HR rep. I'm on your side. |
| Michael Scott: | Never. I want him gone. I don't talk until he leaves. |
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| Michael Scott: | TMI? Too Much Information. It''s just easier to say 'TMI'. I used to say 'don't go there', but that's lame. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Can we not? |
| Michael Scott: | No, yes we have to, know why? Because I don't like to be cooped up in that office, in that box, all day long. Heisman! |
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| Michael Scott: | I hate it! I hate it. I don't hate it, I just don't like it. At all. And it's terrible. |
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| Michael Scott: | Erin, do we have any of those clips that hold paper together? |
| Erin: | Staples? |
