Michael Scott Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: You guys just are working for the weekend, aren't you? I'm working for the week.
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Michael Scott: If you guys insist on having your own private little love fest--
Jim Halpert: We do.
Michael Scott: --that none of us can be a part of--
Pam Beesly: You can't be apart of our relationship, Michael.
Michael Scott: --THEN, we are going to have our own private Valentine's day party.
Jim Halpert: That sounds fun.
Michael Scott: So suck it.
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Michael Scott: [walks in and Jim announced him and Pam are engaged] What's going on?
Pam Beesly: [over the speakerphone] No, nothing. Nothing, Michael. Just saying hi.
Creed: The tall guy got engaged.
Michael Scott: [to Jim] To be married?!
Jm Halpert: Yep.
[Michael hurls himself at Jim with enough force to knock Jim onto the ground with a thud]
Pam Beesly: Sorry.
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Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know. There's gambling and alcohol... And it's in our dangerous warehouse. And it's a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know. Is that- is that enough? Should I keep going?
Michael Scott: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
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Michael Scott: Yes, I forgot about Ryan's presentation. And yes, it would have been nice to do well at the first presentation that he'd given me. But you know what else would've been nice? Winning the lottery.
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Michael Scott: It's my sumo suit. I just didn't inflate it all the way. I am so glad that I bought instead of rented.
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Michael Scott: I lost Ed Truck, and it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. And at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch, with a frozen sledge hammer. And then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone, and I'm crying , and nobody can hear me, because I'm terribly terribly, terribly alone.
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Michael Scott: Don't sell your implants please.
Jan: I'm keeping them. I know you like 'em... They're kind of uncomfortable though.
Michael Scott: That's nice.
Jan: Kind of painful.
Michael Scott: Looks cute.
Jan: My nipples aren't as sensitive now.
Michael Scott: Looks cute though.
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Michael Scott: How much do they want?
Erin: Three hundred dollars.
Michael Scott: What! No. I could get a fish for a five cent worm.
Creed: Oh you're paying too much for worms man. Who's your worm guy?
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Michael Scott: Ryan? Ryan, we're gonna take your clothes off.
Ryan: No! [sits up] Guys. I think my friend Troy might have a drug problem. What do I do?
Dwight Schrute: I think his species might have a higher tolerance than ours.
Michael Scott: Shh. Just-- stop. Here's what you do. You tell him, that you're his friend and that you're going to help him and that everything's going to be alright. [pause] And then you put a wire on him, and you find out who's selling him, drugs, and then, you get that and you flip him. Turn him into a snitch. You follow that guy, to people really, really bad.
[Ryan lies back down]
Michael Scott: [to camera] Been watching The Wire recently. I don't understand a word of it.
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Michael Scott: Quit Pam-M-S-ing!
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Dwight Schrute Okay, you know what? This isn't working because uh, I'm not nervous in front of them, they're my subordinates.
Jim Halpert: Uh, no we're not.
Dwight Schrute: Ah, yes you are, I am assistant regional manger.
Jim Halpert: Which means absolutely nothing.
Dwight Schrute: Michael can you explain?
Michael Scott: Well, it's mostly made up.. so..
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