Michael Scott Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: Where's my translator?
Andy: Ici monsieur! I'm just bidding a bon voyage a la mon petite fiance. Translation, good-bye my petite fiance.
Angela: Be good.
Andy: I will try.
Angela: Meaning what?
Andy: Meaning I will try to get other dudes laid.
Michael Scott: Yeah baby! That's what I'm talking about. [pointing to Jim] That could be you. If you hadn't forgotten French.
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Michael Scott Get this; Kevin wanted to buy my Bowflex for $200. But I was like, dude, that's a prop from my movie.
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Michael Scott: Hey Stanely, where you going big guy? Up to no good?
Stanley: I'm meeting a client do you have a problem with that?
Michael Scott: No, no, no, no. I just had a quick question for you, I am casting a movie and I'm looking for a woman who can dance, a beautiful woman. Do you know anybody?
Stanley: Good-bye. [walks out]
Michael Scott: Pays five-million dollars! Nudity required.
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Michael Scott: [After Toby's head was blown off] Joke's on you Goldenface, that man was a wanted animal rapist.
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Michael Scott: I have an idea for a fancy men's shoe store called Shoe La La. And... it's just mens shoes for the special occasions in a man's life. Like the day that you get married, or the day your wife has a baby, or for just lounging around the house.
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Michael Scott: [holding a cup] This, is equal parts, scotch, absinthe, rum, gin, vermouth, triple sec, and two packs of Splenda. I call it a one of everything.
Meredith: [drinks it in one swig] Oh. My. Goddddddddd! [laughing] Hit me again!
Michael Scott: Ok! One more time around the block.
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Andy: Michael, what if somebody asks you a question at this meeting? Are you just going to wave or what--
Michael Scott: I will have to answer!
Dwight Shrute: I'll ask you a question!
Andy: Make it a softball. Something he can, like, crank out of the park.
Dwight Shrute: "Michael Scott, you run the most profitable branch of Dunder Mifflin. How do you do it?"
Michael Scott: No! No! That's too hard. Say! "Your name is Zamboni." And then I will say, "Well! We sort of on thin ice"
Andy: Hi-yo! [everyone in the limo is laughing]
Michael Scott: I won't say that I'll say something like that!
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Darryl: Come on Michael let me borrow the hat for just a couple of hours.
Michael Scott: You wanna be Santa? Have you ever seen Santa?
Darryl: Yeah, I've seen Santa. Who cares?
Michael Scott: Well I'm sorry it just doesn't work.
Dwight Schrute: Michael, I would like to be the elf.
Michael Scott: That makes sense, because he has elfish features.
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Michael Scott: The Dundies are my baby and they need to go on. When Larry King died, they didn't just cancel his show. They got Pierce Morgan to come in and do his show, and that way, Larry lives on.
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Michael Scott: Wow, all these charts and graphs. Someone's been doing their homework... looks like USA Today.
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Michael Scott: I just got a new account, gentlemen's club in Carbondale. It is called Curves. I went by there the old day, saw some of the women walking in, not really my cup of tea--actually, Kevin, you might like it.
Kevin: Nice.
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[Deleted scene]
Lawyer: Two years ago, when you quote "kissed and fondled in the Chili's parking lot" [Jan sighs and shakes her head], were you aware of company guidelines specifically discouraging that behavior?
Michael Scott: [with nervously awkward hesitance] Neh--nooo, nas.
Lawyer: I'm sorry. That's not a word.
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