The Office Season 7 Quotes - PDA
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| Ryan Howard: | Hey. You're looking for me? |
| Pam Halpert: | Oh, yeah, we were. We were just looking to say hi. So hey. |
| Ryan Howard: | No you weren't. |
| Pam Beesly: | No we weren't. |
| Ryan Howard: | You wanted to have sex in my office. |
| Pam Halpert: | No. |
| Jim Halpert: | Definitely not. That's disgusting. |
| Ryan Howard: | No. It's... it's cool. Just try to put everything back were you found it. Text me when you're finished. I'll be out here. |
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| Michael Scott: | [To Camera] Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet, and the office is like the dragon that kept them apart. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Hey, how you doing? |
| Daryl: | Been thinking about my grandmother a lot. |
| Pam Beesly: | Yeah.. |
| Daryl: | She was about to turn 97. |
| Pam Beesly: | At least she lived a very long and I'm sure very happy life. |
| Daryl: | Hmm. |
| Pam Beesly: | Got you this card. When you're ready, we all signed it. We just want you to know we're thinking about you. |
| Daryl: | Thank you. [Now reading card] 'Congratulations Daryl, let's get wasted. Have fun today big guy. Oh yeah, party time. Whoop. Whoop.' |
| Pam Beesly: | It's possible that some people thought it was your birthday. |
| Daryl: | [Continues reading] ' Hooray, live it up Big D. Days like this don't come up for a long time, to celebrate. You deserve this.' |
| Dwight Schrute: | [Blows on a noisemaker and wearing a birthday hat] |
| Andy: | Birthday punches! [starts punching Daryl in the gut while Daryl's eyes water] 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! 11! 12! 13! 14! 15! 16! 17! 18! 19! 20! 21! 22! 23! 24! 25! |
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| Michael Scott: | Holly and I are dating. It's been a week, and I still can't believe it. [sighs] It goes to show that everything you want in life, you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you. |
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| Michael Scott: | [To Kevin who is imitating a monkey] Throw your poop! |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yes, Kevin! Hurl your feces! |
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| Dwight Schrute | My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the fifty restaurant reservations I made over 6 months ago. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | [Reading Jim's note] Will you be my valentine? No. |
| Jim Halpert: | Aw nuts. |
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| Jim Halpert: | [After exiting a storage closet with Pam] We took a walk... |
| Pam Beesly: | We took a walk. |
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| Gabe: | Look at Jim and Pam. They don't touch. They don't kiss. You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife. |
| Jim Halpert: | [High-fives Pam] Did it. Love it. Keep it goin'. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Let me make something clear. Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office. |
| Jim Halpert: | No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place. |
| Pam Beesly: | Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed. |
| Jim Halpert: | And a shower. |
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| Michael Scott: | Holly and I are moving in together. Oscar this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love my friend. |
| Oscar: | Are you kidding? I wasn't trying to break you guys up. |
| Kevin: | Better luck next time pal! |
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| Michael Scott: | No more PDA. You win. But here's what we are gonna do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook up zone. Anything goes. |
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| Kevin: | Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying... I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny. |
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| Michael Scott: | [Speaking into tape recorder] Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or go against type with an Eisenberg or Michael Cera. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Movie idea? |
| Michael Scott: | Noooo...[Speaking into tape recorder] Saving the world has never been this hard. |
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| Holly: | I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work...That's what she said. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | And what is the hookup zone policy on masturbation? |
| Michael Scott: | Pro. |
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| Michael Scott: | I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt. |
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| Pam Beesly: | [Drunk and yelling] Yeah lunch was great. |
| Jim Halpert: | Shhhhh. |
| Pam Beesly: | [At a still loud but quieter volume] Lunch was great. They had a fondue and what else did they have? |
| Jim Halpert: | They had a bottomless champagne. |
| Pam Beesly: | We never found that bottom. |
| Jim Halpert: | No we did not. |
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| Erin: | "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Look in the vase to find your first clue." Oh, my gosh. It's a romantic scavenger hunt! |
| Gabe: | Oh, close. It's a romantic treasure hunt. A scavenger hunt is where you find items from a master list. This is where you follow clues that lead to a prize. Common misuse. Good luck. |
| Erin: | But there's no clue. |
| Gabe: | Well, get to work. |
| Erin: | I can't, 'cause there's no clue |
| Gabe: | The puzzle is the clue. |
| Erin: | Oh. |
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| Phyllis: | Blue Wasabi is so good but get the Cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene. |
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