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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 4 - Job Fair

The Office Season 4 Quotes - Job Fair

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Pam Beesly: Michael. Do you remember you specifically told me to bring one sheet of paper. You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. I said, 'are you sure Michael?' And you said, 'Pam! Pam! Pam!' And then you sneezed in my tea and then you said, 'don't worry it's just allergies.' Do you remember that?
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Michael Scott: Come here. [talking about Pam] I would never say this to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist.
Oscar: What? Why wouldn't you say that to her face?
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[Angela picks up her phone]
Angela: Extension 128.
Creed: Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed. So we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in?
Angela: No.
Creed: You out? [Angela hangs up] Pumpkin's out! Let's go gang!
[Creed, Phyllis and Meredith walk out of the office]
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Michael Scott: Yeah, I'm trying to lure these kids into my booth. But, uhh, kids are very weary of being lured, these days. Thank you Dateline.
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Andy: Short cut! Short cut! [goes flying out of a golf cart] I fell in the sand trap.
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Pam Beesly: So many memories in this old gym: Pretending to have PMS so I didn't have to play volleyball. Pretending to have PMS so I didn't have to play basketball. [pause] Those were the days.
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Michael Scott: Yeah kiss her. Kiss her good.
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Michael Scott: Today I am headed over to the job fair at Valleyview high school to find some new interns. Get some fresh blood. Um, euthanize this place.
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Meredith: Guys, do we have to stay all day?
Phyllis: I mean Michael's gone can't we just go?
Creed: Yeah and I finished my work months ago.
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Jim Halpert: Today, I am meeting a potential client on the golf course because, Ryan put me on probation. You remember Ryan he was the temp here. Yeah. And, uh, it is not a good time for me to lose my job. Since I have some pretty big long term plans in my personal life with Pam that I'd like her parents to be psyched about. So, I am about to do something very bold in this job that I've never done before: Try.
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Michael Scott: Uh, Darryl will hire some kids for the warehouse. We don't have to worry about internships with them because they definitely ain't goin' to college.
Darryl: What college did you go to Mike?
Michael Scott: Let's go!
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Pam Beesly: Are you serious?
Michael Scott: Yes. And don't call me Shirley.
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Michael Scott: All of these jobs, suck. I would rather live jobless, on a beach somewhere, off the money from a large inheritance, than have to work in any one of these crapholes. They suck.
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Michael Scott: I want you, to meet my family. Come on. Oscar Martinez, accountant extraordinare, this is Justin. This is Darryl Philbin. Isn't he big? And you already met her, Pam Beesly, office hottie. She will do you. [chuckling as Pam has a look of disgust] No, but she has already dated two guys in the office-- that we know of. So, this could be number three. You never kn-- [Pam walks off]
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Andy: Hit about twelve hundred balls last night in preparation for the day so hands are a little tender. [shows blistered hands to camera] It's actually not funny at all it's incredibly painful.
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Jim Halpert: [picking up his cellphone] Hey! Can't really talk now. What's up?
Pam Beesly: Just checkin' in. How's it going?
Jim Halpert: Ahh. You know. We'll see. We'll see.
Pam Beesly: I just drove twenty miles round trip to the office to get Michael a single sheet of white paper. So, I could have just had him fax it to me, I guess.
Jim Halpert: [laughing] Oh, I like you.
Pam Beesly: Talk to you later?
Jim Halpert: Yeah! Alright. Bye.
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Michael Scott: [picking up a microphone] If you can hear me, I would like you to look around at all these companies, and know, that none of them are good enough for you. H&R Block? Come on. I mean I don't even know what they do. Frank Regan Funeral Home? Too much formaldehyde! The Air Force? [Air Force staffer stares at Michael] Air Force is cool. The refreshments? Bush league, you know! That's not what you want! Dunder-- that-- ok I see security is coming so I just wanna say come to Dunder Mifflin. Dunder Mifflin, a great place to work! Anybody? Show of hands, anybody want to intern at Dunder Mifflin. We do not offer college credit, we can not give you any sort of pay, but it is a really fun work environment. Anybody? Show of hands? Damn- it. Ok. I'm gonna wrap it up here. Thank you, for your time. And drive safe!
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Andy: People assume I'm great at golf, but like everybody I hated golf lessons when I was a kid so, I used to just hang out with the sailing club instead. Got my knot on.
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Michael Scott: [to high school student] Hey. How you doin'? Listen, I think that a handsome, funny, smart, funny lookin' kid like you shouldn't limit himself. You can do whatever you wanna do. You can be a classy janitor or a cashier with dignity. Or a... migraine worker. Maybe for you paper should be more of a hobby.
Student: Sorry for wasting your time.
Michael Scott: Oh no problem.
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Michael Scott: [picking up cell phone] What do you want?
Dwight Schrute: Michael I know you're swamped, I just thought you should know that everyone in the office has left, except for Angela and I. Do not worry though, I have taken down their names and I have docked them a personal day.
Michael Scott: Who cares? I'm not there, Jim's not there, why should they have to be there.
Dwight Schrute: [pause] So, what else is up?
[Michael hangs up]
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Dwight Schrute: Excuse me, people. It has come to my attention that some of you have forgotten who is in charge here. When Michael is gone [pause] Jim is in charge. When Jim is gone, Andy and I are in charge. When Andy is gone, you answer to me. Okay?
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Jim Halpert: You know, it's a tough thing, seeing a grown man take six shots to get out of a sand trap, but I have to give Phil credit for not quitting. Which is what I told him. I also told him that I don't quit either, and I'd call him every single day until he gave me his business. Which he did, after fifteen minutes of me blocking his car. So I am now his paper supplier! And I shot a 102 today so I'm feeling pretty good.
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Kelly: Oh my God, Darryl. You look like Barack Obama. Everybody I'm dating Barack Obama.
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Michael Scott: Why are you dressed like that?
Darryl: Like what?
Michael Scott: Like you're applying for a loan.
Dwight Schrute: Maybe he's going to church. Or court.
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Mr. McGuire: Let's make it interesting, say, uh, ten bucks a hole?
Jim Halpert: Great.
Kevin: What are we talking? Skins? Acee Deucee? Bingo Bango Bongo? Sandies? Barkies? Wolf? What?
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Michael Scott: Justin is the ugly girl in the movie who takes off her glasses and she's hot. And you realize she was always hot she was just wearing glasses. And that you were the blind one. [pause] He's the most important thing in my life right now.
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Kevin: I'm gonna take this petty cash that I got from Oscar, and turn it into next month's rent.
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Pam Beesly: Oh maybe it's still here. [looking at the walls around her old art room] No. No, they must have taken it down. Never mind.
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Michael Scott: Today I did something stupid. I questioned myself, and I will never do that again. Because I look at somebody like Jim Halpert and I think, that guy can do anything he wants to do. He could, do anything. And he choses to work here, selling paper, just like me.
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Jim Halpert: So, uh, how's the direct mail business going?
Mr. McGuire: I can't complain; people love their junk mail.
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Michael Scott: Just-in time.
Justin: Hi.
Michael Scott: Just-in case. What's your last name?
Justin: Paulsnake.
Michael Scott: This just-in! Justin Paulsnake!
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Michael Scott: I think you are very special.
Justin: You didn't want me before. That's what you said.
Michael Scott: No, I didn't--
Justin: You were kind of a jerk to me.
Michael Scott: I--
Justin: I'm gonna go now.
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Graphic designer: I should let you know right away this is just an entry level job. It's really basic. We're looking for like a self starter, someone who could meet deadlines, and just pretty much just go the extra mile, I guess.
Pam Beesly: I can do that.
Graphic designer: Great. And uh, obviously we're looking for someone who knows Photoshop. And Dreamweaver, uh, Corel Paint or Illustrator, After Effects. All the basics.
Pam Beesly: I don't know any of those.
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Dwight Schrute: Last time I checked, the American workday ends at 5:00 pm. You will all stay at your desks until that time or you will suffer the consequences.
Phyllis Lapin: What consequences?
Dwight Schrute: I will tell on you.
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Michael Scott: Okay here's what we're going to do. I'm going to instruct the kids about management and sales. Oscar will be in charge of accounting. Pam will be eye candy. No... uh, also, because that is your alma mater. Darryl will hire some kids for the warehouse. We don't have to worry about internships with them, because they definitely ain't going to college.
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Andy [to Mr. Maguire] OHHH NO!! No no no no. My grandfather would be spinning in his urn, if he knew that I was out with a Dartmouth boy. Take that shirt off right now or I will take it off for you, sir....I am totally and completely kidding!
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