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| Michael Scott: | [to Pam, upset in car] I thrive on negativity. In the seventh grade, my math teacher told me I was flunking. You know what? The next day I scored six goals for my hockey team. So there you go. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Question. What kind of bear is best? |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's a ridiculous question. |
| Jim Halpert: | False. Black bear. |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?! |
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| Ryan: | Did this happen on company property? |
| Michael Scott: | It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine. |
| Ryan: | I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'? |
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| Jim Halpert: | Does that include 'that's what she said'? |
| Michael Scott: | Mmhh, yes. |
| Jim Halpert: | Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling. |
| Michael Scott: | Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! |
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| Michael Scott: | Ladies and gentleman, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car. |
| Oscar: | Where? |
| Michael Scott: | It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok. |
| Stanley: | What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that? |
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| Michael Scott: | Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make. |
