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The Office Season Finale Quotes
"Company Picnic" the Season 5 Finale of The Office has received a warm response. It has certainly left me feeling satisfied after a terrific season of The Office.
The quotes from last night's season 5 finale have been posted so be sure to check them out and vote for your favorites. A quick registration means you can like quotes to give them the respect they deserve, as well as mark quotes as your favorite for your own enjoyment or to share and compare with others!
The NBC Store has just released Dunder Mifflin Picnic T-Shirts from the episode as well! A fantastic souvenir, you have the choice of the red Team Scranton shirt, or the cool, black New York Corporate shirt. I will be choosing the latter!
One side note: A very special thank you this week to Mary Altman and her company for the enthusiasm and support, especially in getting The Office Quotes in Your Inbox sent out!
The quotes from last night's season 5 finale have been posted so be sure to check them out and vote for your favorites. A quick registration means you can like quotes to give them the respect they deserve, as well as mark quotes as your favorite for your own enjoyment or to share and compare with others!
The NBC Store has just released Dunder Mifflin Picnic T-Shirts from the episode as well! A fantastic souvenir, you have the choice of the red Team Scranton shirt, or the cool, black New York Corporate shirt. I will be choosing the latter!
One side note: A very special thank you this week to Mary Altman and her company for the enthusiasm and support, especially in getting The Office Quotes in Your Inbox sent out!
Posted on May 15th, 2009 by marc (follow me on twitter!) permanent link to this post view news archive
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| Jim Halpert: | Oh. Andy. I thought of one last tact you can take with Pam. |
| Andy: | Yeah. |
| Jim Halpert: | Quick question - do you play the guitar? |
| Andy: | I play the banjo. |
| Jim Halpert: | Hold on, let me think about that, yes, that'll work. But can you sing in a sexy high falsetto voice? |
| Andy: | [sings in falsetto] You know I can, my man. |
| Jim Halpert: | Yup. That's perfect. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Question. What kind of bear is best? |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's a ridiculous question. |
| Jim Halpert: | False. Black bear. |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?! |
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| Ryan: | Did this happen on company property? |
| Michael Scott: | It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine. |
| Ryan: | I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'? |
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| Michael Scott: | Ladies and gentleman, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car. |
| Oscar: | Where? |
| Michael Scott: | It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok. |
| Stanley: | What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that? |
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| Jim Halpert: | Does that include 'that's what she said'? |
| Michael Scott: | Mmhh, yes. |
| Jim Halpert: | Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling. |
| Michael Scott: | Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! |
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| Michael Scott: | Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make. |
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