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[Jim walks outside at the end of the day and sees Pam] I'm coming back the wrong way. It's not because of you. I don't like graphic design. That's it. Stop smiling! I really didn't like it. It's just, designing logos and stuff, and I miss Scranton. But it is not because I missed you. I just really wanted to come home. And, I know you said to come home the right way but, you can't tell me what to do. Got it?
Have you seen her painting, Jim? The building? There are shadows coming from two directions. What!? Are there two suns? Uhh, last I checked that's not an office building in the Andromeda galaxy. It's totally unrealistic! There's no lines in the parking lot.
[during his International Business Customs conference] Did you know that in Morocco, it is common to exchange a small gift when meeting somebody for the first time? In Japan, you must always commit suicide to avoid embarrassment. In Italy, you must always wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite.
A concierge is the Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha. This is a woman who has been trained in the fine art of fanciness and pleasure. And when you meet one it is intoxicating. Just what the doctor ordered.
Why have I stayed at Dunder Mifflin for so long? Certainly not the pay cheque. Because I could be making more money as a doctor or a professional athlete. I think, it's because they respect me. A boss that will not fire you even though you just tell him off right to his face, over the phone. That's respect.
[on the phone] Michael, please, listen for a second--
No, David. You listen to me. Why did.. you send her away? That... God... you knew I liked her and you just, sent her away. And that-- That was a sucky thing to do, man. That was a really sucky thing to do.
[to Michael] I made egg salad sandwiches. Do you want one?
Could you have picked something stinkier to bring on a plane? My God, Oscar, really. Do you have a bag of baby poop in there, too, to share with everybody? No, I'll be ordering my own food. Thank you very much. [turns to talk to flight attendant] Hi, um, I'd like to see a menu, please.
Oh, I'm sorry. There are no meals on flights less than two hours.
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