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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 8 - Garden Party

The Office Season 8 Quotes - Garden Party

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Dwight Schrute: [Ryan arrives at the party, he yells loudly] Master Ryan Howard!
[cut to talking head of Jim back at the office]
Jim Halpert: [Reading his book] "Chapter 2: Announcing guests as they enter is the height of decorum. The more volume displayed, the more honor is bestowed upon everyone present."
Dwight Schrute: [Jim, Pam and Cece arrive] James, Pamela, and Pee Pee Halpert!
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Dwight Schrute: [drawing a map on the white board] Schrute farms is very easy to find. It's right in the middle of the root vegetable district. If the soil starts to get acidic, you've gone too far.
Ryan: Just give us the address. We'll look it up online.
Dwight Schrute: It's simpler this way.
Oscar: It's really not.
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Dwight Schrute: I can get you exotic meats... Hippo steaks, giraffe burgers.
Robert California: We'll talk.
[To the camera]
Dwight Schrute: It'll all be goat.
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Ryan: I'd like to make a toast. To the troops... all the troops... both sides.
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Andy: You don't need a reason to throw a garden party anymore than you need a reason to throw a birthday party.
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Robert California: Of course I am not interested in the goats. Why would you spend so much time going over the goats with me?
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