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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 2 - The Dundies

The Office Season 2 Quotes - The Dundies

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Michael Scott: A lot of the people here don't get trophies very often, like Meridith or Kevin. I mean who's gonna give Kevin an award? Dunkin' Donuts?
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Jan Levinson-Gould: You already had a party on May fifth for no reason--
Michael Scott: No reason? It was the 05/05/05 party, it happens once every billion years.
Jan Levinson-Gould: --and a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money.
Michael Scott: No that was a fun raiser, I think I made that very clear in the flyers.
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Michael Scott: An employee will go home and he'll tell his neighbor, 'Hey, did you get an award?' And the neighbor will say, 'No man, I mean I slave all day and nobody notices me.' Next thing you know, Employee smells something terrible coming from the neighbor''s house. Neighbor''s hanged himself... due to lack of recognition.
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Michael Scott: The Busiest Beaver Award goes to Phyllis Lappen! Yeah! Way to go, Phyllis! Nice work! Her usual!
Phyllis: It says 'Bushiest Beaver'.
Michael Scott: I told them busiest... idiots!
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Pam Beesly: Finally, I want to thank God, because God gave me this Dundee and I feel God in this Chili's tonight.
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Pam Beesly: You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundees are like a car wreck that you want to look away from but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.
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Ryan: [after winning the 'Hottest in the Office' award] What am I going to do with the award? Nothing... I don't know what I'm going to do. That's the least of my concerns right now.
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Michael Scott: TMI? Too Much Information. It''s just easier to say 'TMI'. I used to say 'don't go there', but that's lame.
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Jim Halpert: Hey Pam... I think that's empty.
Pam Beesly: No, 'cause the ice melts and then it's like... second drink!
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Michael Scott: What are we going to play for the ladies, hit it Dwight!
[Dwight starts playing recorder to Mambo #5]
Michael Scott: A little bit of Pam all night long, a little bit of Angela on the thing, a little bit of Phyllis everywhere, a little bit of Roy eating chicken-crispers, a little bit of Jim with some ribs...
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Dwight Schrute: Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a 'ladies room' for a reason. And if you can not behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.
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Oscar: The dundies are kinda like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time so you're kinda there. That's kinda what it's like.
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Michael Scott: Was tonight a success? Well, I made Pam laugh so hard she fell down and almost broke her neck. So I killed, sort of.
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Michael Scott: I was out on a very, very hot date last night with a girl from H.R., Dwight!
Dwight Schrute: Really? We don't have any girls from H.R.
Michael Scott: No, that... for the sake of the story. And things were getting hot and heavy, and I was about to take her bra off, when she hand me fill out six hours of paper work.
Dwight Schrute: Like an AIDS test?
Michael Scott: No. God.
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Pam Beesly: Yay, Kevin! Woohoo for Kevin, for stinking up the bathroom.
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Michael Scott: Now I know what Bob Hope felt like while performing in Saudi Arabia. And I got Dwight sucking the funny out of the room. [music starts] And there he is... early with the cue.
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Michael Scott: And I just want to tell you... please, please, do not drink and drive, because you may hit a bump, and spill the drink.
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Chili's Manager: We have a strict policy here not to over-serve. Apparently this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people's tables. I xeroxed her driver's license and she is not welcome at this restaurant chain, ever again.
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Michael Scott: [singing to the tune of 'Tiny Dancer'] You have won a tiny Dundie.
Patron: Sing it Elton!
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Michael Scott: Come on Jan, you're dropping an A-bomb on me.
Jan Levinson-Gould: Really. I'm dropping an atomic bomb on you?
Michael Scott: Well yeah.
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Michael Scott: And here we have Stanley the Manley. Now Stanley is a dundee all-star, aren't you Stan. Why don't you show them some of your bling?
Stanley: I don't know where they are I think I threw them out.
Michael Scott: Oh no you didn't.
Stanley: I think I did.
Michael Scott: Mm.. why di--
Stanley: Say, we need to order more appetizers, we ran out last year.
11 Comments in the Conference Room
Quotes from  Michael Scott  Dwight Schrute  Creed Bratton  Pam  Random Quotes from All Seasons

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