The Office Season 2 Quotes - The Dundies
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| Michael Scott: | A lot of the people here don't get trophies very often, like Meridith or Kevin. I mean who's gonna give Kevin an award? Dunkin' Donuts? |
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| Jan Levinson-Gould: | You already had a party on May fifth for no reason-- |
| Michael Scott: | No reason? It was the 05/05/05 party, it happens once every billion years. |
| Jan Levinson-Gould: | --and a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money. |
| Michael Scott: | No that was a fun raiser, I think I made that very clear in the flyers. |
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| Michael Scott: | An employee will go home and he'll tell his neighbor, 'Hey, did you get an award?' And the neighbor will say, 'No man, I mean I slave all day and nobody notices me.' Next thing you know, Employee smells something terrible coming from the neighbor''s house. Neighbor''s hanged himself... due to lack of recognition. |
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| Michael Scott: | The Busiest Beaver Award goes to Phyllis Lappen! Yeah! Way to go, Phyllis! Nice work! Her usual! |
| Phyllis: | It says 'Bushiest Beaver'. |
| Michael Scott: | I told them busiest... idiots! |
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| Pam Beesly: | Finally, I want to thank God, because God gave me this Dundee and I feel God in this Chili's tonight. |
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| Pam Beesly: | You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundees are like a car wreck that you want to look away from but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you. |
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| Ryan: | [after winning the 'Hottest in the Office' award] What am I going to do with the award? Nothing... I don't know what I'm going to do. That's the least of my concerns right now. |
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| Michael Scott: | TMI? Too Much Information. It''s just easier to say 'TMI'. I used to say 'don't go there', but that's lame. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Hey Pam... I think that's empty. |
| Pam Beesly: | No, 'cause the ice melts and then it's like... second drink! |
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| Michael Scott: | What are we going to play for the ladies, hit it Dwight! |
| [Dwight starts playing recorder to Mambo #5] | |
| Michael Scott: | A little bit of Pam all night long, a little bit of Angela on the thing, a little bit of Phyllis everywhere, a little bit of Roy eating chicken-crispers, a little bit of Jim with some ribs... |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a 'ladies room' for a reason. And if you can not behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom. |
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| Oscar: | The dundies are kinda like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time so you're kinda there. That's kinda what it's like. |
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| Michael Scott: | Was tonight a success? Well, I made Pam laugh so hard she fell down and almost broke her neck. So I killed, sort of. |
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| Michael Scott: | I was out on a very, very hot date last night with a girl from H.R., Dwight! |
| Dwight Schrute: | Really? We don't have any girls from H.R. |
| Michael Scott: | No, that... for the sake of the story. And things were getting hot and heavy, and I was about to take her bra off, when she hand me fill out six hours of paper work. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Like an AIDS test? |
| Michael Scott: | No. God. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Yay, Kevin! Woohoo for Kevin, for stinking up the bathroom. |
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| Michael Scott: | Now I know what Bob Hope felt like while performing in Saudi Arabia. And I got Dwight sucking the funny out of the room. [music starts] And there he is... early with the cue. |
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| Michael Scott: | And I just want to tell you... please, please, do not drink and drive, because you may hit a bump, and spill the drink. |
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| Chili's Manager: | We have a strict policy here not to over-serve. Apparently this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people's tables. I xeroxed her driver's license and she is not welcome at this restaurant chain, ever again. |
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| Michael Scott: | [singing to the tune of 'Tiny Dancer'] You have won a tiny Dundie. |
| Patron: | Sing it Elton! |
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| Michael Scott: | Come on Jan, you're dropping an A-bomb on me. |
| Jan Levinson-Gould: | Really. I'm dropping an atomic bomb on you? |
| Michael Scott: | Well yeah. |
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| Michael Scott: | And here we have Stanley the Manley. Now Stanley is a dundee all-star, aren't you Stan. Why don't you show them some of your bling? |
| Stanley: | I don't know where they are I think I threw them out. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh no you didn't. |
| Stanley: | I think I did. |
| Michael Scott: | Mm.. why di-- |
| Stanley: | Say, we need to order more appetizers, we ran out last year. |
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